Urban Comedy Master

Seeing his wife chasing after him, Liu Xun said with a melancholy expression, "Why is your mouth like the waist of your trousers?"

Yang Mi was puzzled: "Why?"

Liu Xun replied, "Why is it so loose?"

Yang Mi frowned helplessly by 0.2, and continued: "What the hell, why did you say this suddenly."

Seeing that his wife really didn't understand, Liu Xun continued to explain: "How did the rooster lay eggs in our family? Is it just us who know? Neither the son nor the daughter-in-law know? How do you tell this?"

Liu Xun said while Yang Mi was helpless, wondering why her wife was so nervous: "What are you afraid of?"

"What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? Our rooster has laid eggs, doesn't that mean I'm pregnant?" Liu Xun said excitedly.

Good guy, after saying this, the audience burst into laughter, and the exaggerated person directly covered his stomach, this burden is very appropriate.

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Chapter [-]: Lay your own eggs and let others say it [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Lay your own eggs, let others say

After Liu Xun was pregnant, the sketch continued after the audience burst into laughter. www.shu05.com (.—)

"I won't tell you!" After Liu Xun finished speaking, he turned around and walked away.

Seeing that Liu Xun was gone, Yang Mi immediately shouted without fear, "I counted, one, two!"

When the count reached the second time, Liu Xun hurriedly turned around and said, "Three, you will use this number to scare me for the rest of my life!"

The image of the strict wife is played to the fullest.

Liu Xun, who came back, came to the front of the cattle in a few steps, and said earnestly: "I'm not afraid to make you laugh, your aunt, just the two of us tossing at home for our lives, after becoming famous, we published two books. With a difference of [-] yuan from the publishing house, the summons came in the morning!"

When he finished speaking, the cattle waved their hands and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, it's [-] yuan, I'll take it here."

Seeing that the other party took out 13 yuan, Liu Xun was stunned?Not knowing what happened, Xia [-] asked curiously, "What's the whole meaning of this?"

"Uncle, didn't I plan to develop this egg-laying rooster? This is an advance payment, [-] yuan." The cattle explained calmly.

"For us?" Liu Xun asked. .

After Liu Xun finished speaking, Niu Qun quickly explained: "Oh no, it doesn't belong to Er Lao now. I will ask questions to the camera in a while. You Er Lao cooperate well, maybe I will pay more."

"Cooperation, absolutely cooperating!!!!"

The role of money is still very huge, and soon Liu Xun, who was originally furious, became extremely happy in an instant when he saw the money.

Seeing her old man's appearance, Yang Mi asked in a low voice, "How is it, is this a reliable job?"

"Reliable, reliable!" Liu Xunle said!

Seeing her unpromising wife, Yang Mi suddenly looked up with disgust, and waved her hand: "If you are reliable, then step aside!"

Regarding his wife's words, Liu Xun always kept a smirk and was very obedient.

After the two sat down, the herd stood in front of the camera and started broadcasting.

While directing, Liu Xun's eyes kept looking at the [-] yuan on the table, fully interpreting a low-level character.

A few seconds later, the herd said again: "Let's start now, that uncle and aunt, when did our rooster lay eggs?"

After asking, everyone looked at Yang Mi, wanting to know what Yang Mi would say at this time. ~)

Soon, Yang Mi said with a little shyness: "I can't remember the exact time. You can log in to my blog. Don't go to the blog and click the white clouds to come to Kangmu!"

After that, the audience burst into laughter again.

What is a blog?

The first reaction to this thing is that young people play it, not that it discriminates against the elderly, but that the life of the elderly gives others the feeling of drinking tea, chatting, playing chess, playing mahjong every day, who would Are you blogging?

Therefore, after saying this sentence from the mouth of Bai Yun played by Yang Mi, it will naturally attract so many people's laughter.

"Auntie already has a blog?" Niu Qun said in surprise.

As for the black soil played by Liu Xun, he shyly added: "Celebrities, they are all mean!"

A word of God made up for the knife, and the lively atmosphere of the scene was improved a bit.

Why are the sketches of black earth and white clouds so beautiful?It is because the two people always dismantle each other and make up for each other. It is through such details that this sketch becomes popular.

After the joke was over, the cattle continued to speak: "Uncle, think about it carefully, before the rooster lays eggs, what are the signs?"

Hearing this question, Liu Xun replied subconsciously, "No sign!"

After he said four words, Yang Mi calmly took the [-] yuan on the table.

As soon as he saw the money, Liu Xun quickly changed his words: "It's impossible if there are no signs."

After that, I started racking my brains to prepare a story.

"At that time, this chicken, uh...he was very conflicted and depressed, you think, think about it, a rooster, he wants to lay eggs. It's not his job, he wants to do it. Is it shameful to lose it? Do you lose the chicken? What will your peers think of him? What will the chicken think of him? What will the duck think of him?

Not long after, Liu Xun was forced to say such a long series of words.

This series of remarks made the audience laugh non-stop.

Many netizens also began to laugh out of breath, and began to comment one by one.