Urban Comedy Master

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Chapter [-]: You are not a thing [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]:

"I'm stealing the show?"

"I'm stealing the show?"

Hearing Li Daoming's words, Liu Xun seemed to be mad. .

Repeat two sentences in a row!

After the repetition, he opened his mouth to the audience again: "In order to establish a positive character for you, I don't even want a face!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"6666666"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with this wave!"

"Liu Xun's look of anger is absolutely incredible!"

"Hahaha, it sounds awkward at first, but when I find it carefully, it seems that there is no problem!"

"It's the first time that I can speak so clearly about the robbery, I'm convinced!!"

When the audience heard this, they immediately fainted with laughter.

One by one, Liu Xun's acting skills are getting better and better.

Li Daoming was speechless when he heard Liu Xun's words, and finally said helplessly: "You said that an actor like you, can I still give you a death rule?"

"Then you make the rules!" Liu Xun said indifferently, anyway, he was determined to be the protagonist now, so he was thinking of a way to make the other party compromise.

Soon, Li Daoming pointed to a small place and shouted, "Come here, you are standing here!!"

"Standing? Just such a big place?" Liu Xun was surprised when he saw the big place, and asked with a confused expression

"How big is this foot?" However, Li Daoming seemed to be annoyed, and mercilessly refused to allow the other party to refute. .

Seeing that this was the case, Liu Xun gritted his teeth and simply agreed: "Okay, I'll stand here!" After speaking, he secretly opened his mouth to the audience: "Everyone, don't worry, even if I don't go out. In this circle, I also robbed him of his drama!"

Hearing this, don't mention how happy the audience is, this Liu Xun is still Liu Xun, merciless.

When Li Daoming heard this, he became anxious and quickly asked, "What did you say...〃?"

"I'm out of this circle and can still make this scene well!" Liu Xun immediately panicked when he heard the other party's whispers, and explained with panic.

Hearing this, Li Daoming wanted to perform the show well, so he didn't care so much. He even said three times to let the other party start formal rehearsals.

Therefore, Liu Xun quickly ran to the other side of the stage and began to prepare for rehearsal.

When he reached the distance, Liu Xun ran non-stop as Li Daoming's sentence began.

When Liu Xun ran to a distance from Li Daoming, he quickly stopped and shouted: "Captain, don't shoot!!!"

This funny scene once again amused the audience and caused a lot of laughter.

However, when the audience laughed, Liu Xun moved his body desperately, as if he was about to fall, and finally took a few seconds to stand up. This act seemed to tell everyone silently that he could No crossing the line.

After these actions were completed, Liu Xun also said, "It's me!!"

"It's you kid!" Seeing that Liu Xun didn't notice any outrageous moves, Li Daoming also began to act in concert.

After he finished speaking, he thought Liu Xun would answer him, but Liu Xun started to slap the dust of his clothes in front of everyone.

The unwilling Li Daoming continued his lines: "It's your kid..."

Regardless of his question, Liu Xun continued to pat the dust on his body, and also took out a piece of white cloth from his body, which added a sense of comedy.

This scene made the audience laugh and amused, but Li Daoming was so angry that he said angrily, "Look at me!" After he finished speaking, he grabbed Liu Xun, causing Liu Xun to enter the circle.

"Entering the circle!" Liu Xun shouted quickly when he saw that one of his feet was pulled in by the other party.

The meaning of this performance is very simple, you are angry with you, I will follow your rules, and I will be the protagonist if I refuse to accept it.

In short, all Liu Xun's performance today is just one sentence, I will rebel if I don't give the protagonist.

"Did you bring the enemy here?" Li Daoming was angry, but he still wanted to perform, and spoke again along the plot.

However, Liu Xun still ignored it and continued to start his own small movements, holding the towel and starting to rub his back.

"Where are you taking a shower?" Li Daoming roared.

Liu Xun was subconsciously frightened, but quickly replied: "I didn't take a bath!" But soon, he added: ". 々 I tried a few scenes, and I was sweating profusely, and I couldn't even wipe it. ?"

Li Daoming was helpless and explained weakly: "You are not allowed to move!! If you move like this, everyone will look at you, not me."

Hearing Li Daoming's words, Liu Xun seemed to have caught a sore foot, and immediately shouted to the audience gentlemen: "You control me, and you also control who the audience likes to watch?"

With this wave of interaction with the audience, the enthusiasm at the scene became soaring, applauding one by one, and booing one by one.

In the face of the audience's booing, Li Daoming was annoyed, and said with a sad tone: "Liu Xun, you don't understand your conditions!"

As soon as Liu Xun heard this, he immediately refused to accept it. He patted his chest and said, "Why don't I know myself?"

"How bad do you think your condition is? Look at this nose, this head, and this appearance. That one has only been produced in thousands of years!" Li Daoming said with a spit (good promise) tone.