Urban Comedy Master

The foreign reporter, after seeing the camera falling on the ground, became furious, turned around and grabbed the Huaxia reporter's hand without saying a word, and scolded: "Damn yellow-skinned monkey, you took my The camera is broken!"

When he finished speaking, the Huaxia reporter was obviously unhappy, and his brows couldn't be wrinkled. (.—) But he did it, he didn’t quibble, and apologized directly: “I’m sorry, I will repair your camera, and I will bear all the costs!”

"Diss, forget it, don't quarrel with such a low-quality person!" A woman next to the foreign reporter saw this scene, looked at the Huaxia reporter in disgust, and then spoke up to persuade the man called Diss. reporter.

"Sorry ma'am, I admit that this incident was caused by my recklessness, and I apologize in time and pay compensation. Please put away your insults and apologize like me!" Li Long, a reporter from China, heard the other party earlier. He was already very angry when he called himself a yellow-skinned monkey, and he endured it.

But now he can't stand it.

Especially being scolded for lack of quality for no reason, who can stand it?

When Dies heard the other party's words, he immediately became even more unhappy: "What's wrong with you saying that you have no quality? Yellow-skinned monkey? It's so reasonable that I broke my camera? Also, please don't use Chinese English with (bdcf) me. Communication, it sounds disgusting!"

"You!!!!!!" When Li Long heard the other party's words, the whole person exploded with anger, and glared at the other party with his teeth clenched.

"What am I? You broke my camera now and compensate me for ten thousand dollars. This matter is over, otherwise I will make you look good!!" Dies looked at the other party's angry eyes, not only did not feel guilty, but showed playfulness eyes opened.

The fact that the camera fell on the ground was a trivial matter. What really angered him was that the other party was from China.

The reason why they hate Chinese people is that Chinese reporters have brought the reporter's shameless spirit to the extreme.

Once big news comes out, Chinese reporters flock to them, and even the local news reporters are not as fast as each other, so many good news are captured by Chinese reporters with the best footage, especially this time at the Cannes Film Festival. With such a large position, there are thirty or forty reporters in Huaxia, and all good positions have been occupied.

Therefore, it is not just him who hates Chinese people, many people hate it.

Rather than disgust, it's actually more jealousy, after all, the other party is too hardworking, showing their laziness.

This kind of thing, I don't know how many people have been scolded by the editor-in-chief of the media. Every time the editor-in-chief has to use the Chinese people as an example.

In addition, many media bluntly claimed that they recruited Chinese reporters with a lot of money. As soon as they heard the interviews of Chinese people, they were admitted without even asking about their academic qualifications.

How can they bear it?

Now that something like this happens, these people must be looking for trouble?

"$[-]???? Your camera is only worth more than [-] in the market, why do you want [-]?" Li Long's incident quickly attracted the attention of many reporters, especially Huaxia reporters, who immediately came over to complain.

"How many precious photos of me are there? Do you know? If you don't give this money today, I will send you to the police station and let you taste my fists!" Dies replied with a sneer after hearing the other party's words.

After he finished speaking, many foreign reporters also started booing and demanding compensation from Li Long and others. After more than ten seconds, they began to ridicule again. They all said that Chinese people are such rascals.

As he spoke, he immediately attracted the staff of the conference.

After listening to the staff, they immediately scolded: "You guys, deliberately disrupt the order of the scene, get out of here!"

After speaking, he pointed to Li Long and the two Huaxia reporters who helped Li Long and said, as for Diess and the others, they stood there unharmed, with smiles all over their faces! ! .

Chapter [-]: Pretending Liu Xun?

Chapter [-]: Pretending Liu Xun?

"Why? He has been looking for trouble for us, why did he expel us?"

After hearing the staff's arrangement, the Huaxia reporters were furious and resisted.

But no matter what they said, the staff just frowned and spoke to the intercom.

A few minutes later, a group of security guards came over.

When they came, they immediately started to expel Li Long and others.

At the same time as the expulsion, there was no gentleness, but only a fierce face and a scolding tone.

"You are bullying people, you wait!!!" At the same time that Li Long was expelled, many Huaxia reporters quit their jobs. They immediately picked up their cameras and started taking pictures, and they followed suit.

As soon as these words came out, the staff broke out directly, and suddenly shouted, "Expel them all!!"

In a few minutes, more than [-] security guards suddenly poured in from the perimeter.

When they appeared, the scene became extremely tense.

"Sorry, can you disturb me!!!" At this moment, Liu Xun put down the pen he was about to sign, walked to the chaotic scene step by step, and shouted very politely.

After he finished shouting, the Huaxia reporters saw Liu Xun coming, and they all became quiet without speaking. ~)

And when the staff saw Liu Xun coming, the group of people became docile, especially since the other party seemed to have walked the red carpet as well and was officially invited, so they didn't dare to be too aggressive, frowning and asking about something.

"Mr. Tatu, right?" Liu Xun's appearance eased the two sides for a while. After the easing, Liu Xun glanced at the name tag on the other side's chest, and continued to say tepidly.

"Well, I am, what's the matter?" Tatum is the staff member who maintains the order at the scene. He nodded to Liu Xun's words and asked subconsciously.

"Nothing, I just hope that you can investigate the cause of this incident well, if you don't know, I will repeat it for you. It was the Chinese reporter who accidentally hit the camera of the foreign reporter. When this happened, the Chinese reporter apologized on the spot. , and chose to compensate, while the foreign reporter scolded the other side for his yellow-skinned monkey and low quality, and extorted [-] US dollars. Regarding this matter, why did the Chinese reporter leave?"

"Do you know that what you are doing is blatant racial discrimination, and I advise you that the media is the defending king. When they report it out, I think with the unity of our country, this matter will definitely be fired into public opinion. , then you will apologize in front of the whole world for this matter. (.—)”

Liu Xun was not in a hurry and communicated with this group of people in very fluent English. In such an occasion, he appeared to be a very gentleman, especially his unique temperament, which gave people an indescribable intimacy.

It's just that this kind of intimacy can only be felt by Huaxia reporters, while others are completely unhappy.

When talking about Diess, when Liu Xun finished his words, he reluctantly said, "My camera stores hundreds of precious photos, these photos are my performance for a few months, and my monthly salary is [-] US dollars. , the camera is one thousand dollars, and the salary for three months is nine thousand dollars, what's the problem?"

"No problem, $[-] in compensation is too little. But, tell me now, you Americans are white-skinned pigs. If you say that, I'll give you $[-] million on the spot!!!" Diess said After that, Liu Xun looked at the reporter coldly for a moment. From the observation just now, he had already analyzed that the other party was an American, so he opened his mouth like this.

"You..." After Liu Xun's words were over, Dies was very angry.

If Li Long and others said this, maybe he would be mocking, but Liu Xun is different.

If the other party can walk the red carpet, maybe the international status is not very good, but he is definitely famous in his own country.The one million dollars the other party said was definitely not bragging in terms of dress.