Urban Comedy Master

According to his idea, Liu Xun will definitely bring someone over to talk about cross talk. What's the situation now?

Is it difficult?

When Teacher Guo thought about it, his eyes moved a few times.

In the same way, the next second Liu Xun also opened his mouth.

"There are two kinds of cross talk, one is two people, called double mouth cross talk, and the other is one person, called single mouth cross talk. Today I am helpless and challenged by Xiao Yueyue. A stand-up cross talk!! The cross talk I will tell you today is called "The Apprentice"..."

When Liu Xun spoke slowly, Teacher Guo was completely shocked.

The reason why he was shocked was that Liu Xun was so fucking talented.

As he said, there are two kinds of cross talk, one is single mouth and the other is double mouth.

The layman does not understand it, but the layman understands it when he hears it.

For cross talk, it is easier for two-mouthed crosstalk, because there is a joker who will help find a topic, but single-mouthed is different.You have to find any topic by yourself, and there are many stalks in it.

It is definitely not an easy task to think of stand-up comics in just ten minutes! .

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Likewise, when the audience heard it, they were equally shocked. www.shu05.com

The reason why I am shocked is that in today's current society, there are absolutely not many people who can really stand up.

Even Xiao Yueyue, if there is no high-quality script, he would not dare to say stand-up comedy.

Because once the speech is not good, the audience will fall asleep, which is a great loss for cross talk actors.

Liu Xun naturally didn't care about these shocks and shocks.

I saw him standing in front of the microphone, and said loudly: "You said that it is not easy to learn anything, of course you said that there is a genius, but this talent only accounts for one point, and the rest has to rely on my own [-] points of hard work! But I can't say nothing at all, it doesn't matter if people should eat that bowl of rice. Look at me, I should talk about cross talk!"

After Liu Xun finished speaking.

The audience was immediately brought to laugh.

One by one curse shamelessly.

The meaning of these words is almost equivalent to saying that I am naturally suitable for cross talk.

You know, Liu Xun is a comedian. When did he belong to the person who was born to eat cross talk?

Under the great joy of the audience, Liu Xun continued.

After seeing Liu Xun finish talking like this, he slowly opened his mouth and said, "I will learn other things first. When I was eight years old, I went to the oil and salt store to be an apprentice. After three years of study, I learned to sweep the floor. , when I saw it at home, I said no, no, no, let’s learn something else. (.—) So, when my family saw that the restaurant business was good, they let me learn to cook. Well, I’ll go and learn, once I learn, no, After three years of study, I learned to peel garlic and chop green onions, and then how would I say cross talk?"

"Mr. Guo and I lived in a hutong. I went to find him first and said that I wanted to be an apprentice, but he wouldn't let me. He said that this child is stupid, no way. Later, he had to find me as an apprentice, because why? Because of such a thing! ~”!”

Liu Xun's voice was extremely clear on the stage, and everyone could hear his words.

After a few words, everyone was instantly substituted by Liu Xun.

Curious one by one, how?Don't you dislike Liu Xunben?Why doesn't Teacher Guo accept others as apprentices?

With this question in mind, the big guys continued to listen attentively one by one.

On the other hand, Teacher Guo is helpless.

If he saw Liu Xun looking for his apprentice in the early years, he would definitely ask Liu Xun to come over.How come to Liu Xun's mouth, you still despise the other party's stupidity?But everyone knows that this is the effect of the show, and they understand each one naturally, so they all listen to it. (.—)

"There is a wooden shop at the entrance of our alley that sells tables, chairs and benches. The shopkeeper has a nickname called "Lao Baigan". When he says he likes to drink, he drinks quite fiercely. When I wake up and play, I feel bad when I lose, and I have to drink. When I win money, I feel happy, and I have to drink. Second, it is said that the shopkeeper's treatment of others is more spicy than that of Bai Gan. Erguotou is only [-] degrees, and his old Bai Gan is enough. One hundred and eight degrees, don't be too harsh on people..."

Soon, Liu Xun began to talk about this stand-up comic.

This stand-up comedy is called "The Apprentice".

It is a top master of stand-up comedy in his previous life, Liu Baorui's famous work.

The main point of this cross talk is that he was an apprentice to a wood shop owner.

And this boss is quite stingy, and he wants to hire an apprentice, but he is afraid that the apprentice will steal his drink.

So, even recruiting three apprentices, they all took the wine and asked others if they knew each other.

Children are simple and naive, and naturally answer whatever they ask.

Soon, the three apprentices who answered correctly were rejected.

The boss claimed that he was not suitable to be the boss, but in fact he was afraid that others would steal his wine.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Xun Qu should succeed as an apprentice.

The story revolves around how he became an apprentice and cheated a stingy boss.

........

This story is very interesting, and the plot is ups and downs, and the audience is brought into it at once.

Especially when Liu Xun said that the shopkeeper lied to him and said that wine was poison, everyone was overjoyed.

Then, he said that one day the shopkeeper was outside and got a roast chicken and a ham.After getting these two things, he went home and hung it by the wall, and warned Liu Xun, watch this thing, and don't be taken away by the weasel. After the warning, he went to gamble, leaving Liu Xun alone in the house, Liu Xun. After searching for a long time, he was suddenly hungry. He was a big kid. When he was hungry, he forgot the shopkeeper's words and ate the ham and roast chicken left by the shopkeeper.

After eating, I drank two more bottles of fine wine.