Urban Comedy Master

As soon as I opened it, I saw Mr. Guo changed into a work uniform, walked into the house from the hole with a confused face, and got up looking for something while walking. When he saw his hammer in the ground a few seconds later, he hurriedly Ready to bend over to pick it up.

At this time, Liu Xun and Teacher Gong shouted in unison, "What are you doing?"

This time, Mr. Guo was so frightened that the chassis was unstable, and he sat limply on the ground. Then, after seeing the two of them, he immediately explained in a panic: "Oh, brother, I'm sorry, I think Smashed a closet, smashed the boundary!!!!"

Mr. Guo, who played the worker, said the last sentence, the hammer in his hand trembled several times.

The appearance is not too funny, especially since this sentence is what Liu Xun said before, when karma reappears, it can no longer be described as funny, and it is completely killing it?

Why?Because the audience was about to faint from laughing.

After Teacher Gong heard it, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth and wanted to chase after Teacher Guo.

Teacher Guo immediately turned around and ran back, scared to death.

And Liu Xun stopped Teacher Gong and said excitedly: "Big brother, we have bricks, bricks!!"

After Liu Xun's words came out, Teacher Gong pointed to his third wall with a crying voice: "Then what about my wall?"

"Why do you care so much? Let's tear down the east wall to make up the west wall." Hearing Teacher Gong's words, Liu Xun, who cares so much, immediately opened his mouth to explain.

After speaking, Liu Xun started to work, while Teacher Gong started to cry and walk around in the spot without tears, and directly entered the mode of complaining.

Teacher Gong sighed and said: "Oh, why am I so unlucky, this one hit in the east and one hit in the west, smashed my good room into briquettes!!"

After speaking, Liu Xun was still building the wall by himself, while Teacher Gong helplessly watched the situation at the scene.

A few seconds later, just when everyone thought things would change, Mr. Guo, who was wearing a suit, appeared in front of everyone again in a different role.

After seeing the effort for a short while, Mr. Guo changed the image of three people, and the audience felt more interesting and watched the show one after another.

Especially as everyone knows, the time is almost up, compared to the time when the sketch has come to an end, this time can be said to be the best place to watch, if you miss it, you have to wait for tomorrow's replay, which can make them live and die. Can't accept it.

You know, I don't know how many viewers endured a soak of urine and dared not pour it out, just because they were afraid of missing the classic episodes here! ! ! .

Chapter [-]: The wages of migrant workers cannot be in arrears!

Chapter [-]: The wages of migrant workers cannot be in arrears!

"Who smashed it? Who smashed it?" On the stage, after Mr. Guo, who was wearing a suit, came, his tone was very persistent, and he questioned in a very high-pitched tone. www.shu05.com

"I...I...I smashed it." Facing the arrival of Teacher Guo again, and the other party wearing a suit, the worker played by Liu Xun thought that Teacher Guo was a property, and suddenly jumped in fear, weak replied weakly.

Similarly, not only Liu Xun felt that the entire scene and the audience thought that Mr. Guo, who came this time, was the property of the community.

After Mr. Guo listened to Liu Xun's words, he still said in a bad tone: "Who let you smash it?" This sentence has a faint feeling of Xing Shi's guilt, which immediately made Liu Xun even more vain.

At this time, Mr. Gong, who was already suffering from anger, broke out completely. I saw him walking in front of Mr. Guo, and said with the same fierce tone: "I let him smash it, what's the matter?"

"Big brother, don't be too rude, it may be a property!!" Liu Xun saw Teacher Gong being so rude, and immediately pulled him over, _ said cautiously.

However, Liu Xun didn't know how angry Mr. Gong was. He saw Mr. Gong pushed Liu Xun away and said aggressively, "What's so great about the property? I have already paid the decoration deposit." After saying this to Liu Xun After speaking, he pointed at Teacher Guo fiercely and continued: "I tell you, I will smash whatever I want, because this is my home!!!"

After he finished speaking, he did not forget to stare at this teacher Guo with his eyes. .

As for Teacher Guo, after hearing about it, he didn't seem to be in a hurry.

I saw him looking at Teacher Gong calmly, and then asked slightly unhappy, "How many floors do you live in?"

Teacher Gong said without hesitation: "The ninth floor!!"

Seeing that the other party was full of confidence, Teacher Guo had an expression of hating iron and not steel, and asked again, "How many floors is this?"

"Ninth floor!" After Teacher Gong heard this, he still didn't panic, and said with vigour.

When Liu Xun heard this, he immediately rushed in front of Mr. Guo, and then pulled Mr. Guo to the door, saying as he walked, "That's right, big brother!! Look, it's written on this sign, and there's a sign hanging on the door. , it says Ninth Floor!!!"

Seeing that Liu Xun took the other party to the door, Teacher Gong also walked to the door with a golden knife. When he got to the door, Teacher Guo put one hand on his waist and pointed one finger at the door: "What do you know, you? Let me tell you, this is the one that smashed the wall at the opposite door yesterday. Smashed this nail." After speaking, he turned the house number again, and then his tone became very angry: "So this is not the ninth floor but the sixth floor. , you smashed my house!!!"

"it is good!!!!!!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Invincible, explode!!!"

"Hahaha, I smashed the wrong door for a long time!!"

"I give full marks to this wave of brainstorming!!!"

"Dad Liu Xun, please accept my knee!!"

"Wow, awesome! Awesome!!"

"God's turn, god's story!! I've taken it!"

"This plot, I can't go to the Spring Festival Gala!!!!"

"In less than five hours, with rehearsal, how did you come up with this Nima script?"

After Mr. Guo's anger, the audience immediately boiled over. It should be said that the audience watching this show was completely boiled over. .

They didn't expect that there would be a dramatic twist in the final plot.

It's just a genius Liu Xun! ! !

Speaking of the stage, after listening to it, Liu Xun was the first to react, and hurriedly said, "Brother, you smashed people!"

And Mr. Guo didn't want to listen to the explanation of the two people at all, he grabbed Mr. Gong's collar with one hand, and dragged him to the property, and while pulling, he said angrily: "No, no, no, look for the property, look for the property. Property, looking for property!!”