Urban Comedy Master

After he finished speaking, Teacher Bi was stunned for a moment, pulled up Liu Xun's right hand, and quickly reminded in a low voice, "Wait a minute, brother, let me ask, what do you mean by crying?"

"That's the one, how to say, the one holding the microphone and said to the camera, why is it difficult for me, why is it not easy for me." Liu Xun answered subconsciously after listening.

As soon as he heard Liu Xun's words, Teacher Bi's face was full of vicissitudes written on his face, and he slowly exhaled and said slowly: "That is the acceptance speech, that Xingliang Avenue is a real thing, you haven't been on the avenue yet. , I haven't gone to Yanjing yet, so you will give your acceptance speech."

Regarding Teacher Bi's words, Liu Xun instantly forced a smile on his face, and said hesitantly: "No, you look at the relationship, this condition, you can't see the award? Her grandfather is here, there are still problems." After that, He quickly looked at Yadan and said, "Come on, cry, this child will always cry, say three times and then cry immediately."

When Ya Dan heard what her grandfather said, she quickly turned to face the camera, holding a microphone in her hand, as if she was brewing something.

But after Liu Xun shouted one, two, three, Ya Dan turned around and looked at her father with an unnatural face, indicating to her father, I can't cry.

Seeing that Ya Dan couldn't cry, Liu Xun immediately said: ".々 This child, doesn't she usually cry happily at home?"

Looking at the environment at the scene, Yadan glanced at a few people again, and said extremely aggrieved: "I can't cry!"

Hearing this, Liu Xun had an expression of hating iron and steel, and then thought of something.He stretched out his hand, put it under Teacher Bi's chin, and then said, "Don't you have feelings for grandpa? Come, look here, isn't grandpa's photo here?"

After speaking, the whole audience burst into laughter, and after that, they shouted that Liu Xun was too bad.

I can come up with this idea, and I will kill Teacher Bi to death.

Besides, Ya Dan, after listening to Liu Xun's words, she immediately began to brew.

But after brewing for a few seconds, just cried for a second, and immediately burst into laughter. The whole person couldn't hold back, and he burst into laughter.

"Damn!! What are you laughing at? I want you to cry." (Okay) Seeing Ya Dan laughing, Liu Xun was completely angry, and he immediately scolded.

Mr. Bi, who was on the side, watched this scene and quickly held Liu Xun's hand to signal him not to be angry, and then said calmly, "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, this child is very talented and sings very well. good!!"

After speaking, Liu Xun had a little smile, and suddenly Xiao Shenyang, who was beside him, opened his mouth in surprise: "Mom, this is a good song, right? According to this, I can also go to the Avenue of Stars!"

Hearing Xiaoshenyang, the waiter mixing in, Liu Xun said disdainfully: "Where are you going? You go to the food!"

"I'm going to Xingliang Avenue!" Little Shenyang didn't care; Liu Xun's tone was self-conscious.

For Xiao Shenyang's words, Liu Xun immediately complained: "What avenue are you on, you are struggling to get on the kang!!".

Chapter [-]: Shooting yourself in the foot [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Shooting yourself in the foot [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

It has to be said that Liu Xun's Tucao is simply a must. .

If two, two, three or three words are formed, the audience immediately burst into laughter.

Everyone laughed and burst into tears.

And Xiao Shenyang ignored the audience's thoughts, and said cheerfully: "Mr. Bi finally came here once, let me sing a song."

Liu Xun was even more impatient with the unrelenting little Shenyang, pointed at Teacher Bi and looked at him and said, "How can I have time to listen to you sing? This is all about the art circle. What do you sing? Let's go!"

But I don't know what happened to Xiao Shenyang, but he just begged: "Just let me sing one."

In this regard, Liu Xun was completely annoyed and said angrily: "I won't let you sing!"

Liu Xun was angry, and Xiao Shenyang was also angry.

He thought to himself that he cooperated with the other party so much that the other party didn't even give him this face, so he said angrily: "If you don't let me serve it, I won't serve it!!"

"If you don't serve me, I'll find your boss!" Liu Xun responded angrily.

In the face of backlash, Xiao Shenyang wanted to perform completely, so he said without fear: "You tell my boss, and I will tell the boss what you told me."

Hearing this, Liu Xungang was about to continue to fight each other, but suddenly he reacted, and the whole person was hesitating and hesitating: "Hey, hey, you have to say...you have to say...you must speak better than sing. "

After the performance, the audience burst into laughter.

One by one, the applause was thunderous, and they could not wait to slap their hands off.

The reason for all this is because, for the first time, they saw Liu Xun shoot himself in the foot.

It was also the first time I saw this big flicker and finally suffered a loss.

Especially seeing Liu Xun's sullen face, to the audience, one word is cool, two words are cool, three words are very cool, a lot of words, it's really cool! ! ! !

After seeing Liu Xun slumped, Teacher Bi spoke up at this time: "Take it, you are just like her, report your family first!!"

Hearing Teacher Bi's agreement, Liu Xun didn't say anything, just watched quietly, Ya Dan also stood aside.

After listening to Xiao Shenyang, he was extremely excited, holding the microphone in his hand, and said shyly: "Actually, Mr. Bi, my fate is the same as hers. I also have a grandfather named Bi!"

"You can pull it down!! No need, don't get emotional, just sing if you want to sing.~)" Liu Xun interrupted in disgust when he heard this guy learn from himself.

"Okay, don't interrupt, don't interrupt, you continue, what will you order?" Teacher Bi saw Liu Xun's anger, and hurriedly made a round.

"I will imitate the show!" Xiao Shenyang answered truthfully, but he didn't care.

"Who are you imitating?" Hearing that the other party would imitate the show, Teacher Bi became interested and his tone improved a little.

Xiao Shenyang said unhurriedly, "Mr. Liu Xun!!"

Teacher Bi asked strangely, "Which song is Teacher Liu Xun?"

"Me and you!" Under Mr. Bi's questions, Xiaoshenyang said the songs he could imitate.

However, just when everyone thought they were about to start performing, Liu Xun interjected in confusion: "You sing alone, you just got off the plane, you are so tired, and you sing with you?"

After that, the audience burst into laughter.