Urban Comedy Master

Chapter [-]: Explosion

"Hey, what kind of book do you think a yellow man can write? Is it worth it?"

The driver in the taxi obviously caught Kofi's eyes from the rearview mirror, and found that the other party became interested. As a person in the taxi driver industry, he is extremely bored, so he especially likes to find topics to chat with others. www.shu05.com

Hearing the taxi driver's words, Coffey shook his head, smiled, and then said: "Yellow people like to do things like this, and I don't know why, they always think that as long as it is publicized in our country, it will be successful. Went to the world, and then returned to China to blow a wave, hey!!"

After he finished speaking, he and the driver laughed in unison in an instant.

In fact, Coffey was absolutely right.

Many Huaxia people, no matter what industry they are in, as long as they lose a face in the United States, even if it is a small place to show their face, and put it in their own country, they will instantly boast and praise them, and they will always say that they will go to the world. .

And whether it is really possible, whether to go international, almost every American knows, it is a complete nonsense.

For example, this time, they heard that the book was written by a Chinese author. It was very exciting. As soon as they saw this, they immediately felt that they must have spent a lot of money to ask others to help. .

What they don't know is that this time, it's not like that at all.

The radio host accidentally saw this magazine today, and was instantly deeply moved by the stories in it.

After a long time, he made a bold decision, that is, to tell this story at this prime time.

From his professional point of view, as long as this story is told, those listeners will fall into it one by one like him, and then the listening rate will definitely skyrocket without needing to say much.

With this thought, there is also the matter of the previous minute.

........

With everyone's different thoughts, soon, a crisp sound came from the radio.

"A long, long time ago, there was a pawnbroker in London with fiery red hair, and his business was not good. One day, his buddy told him...' ¨."

As the story unfolded slowly, Coffey and the driver were still listening to the radio station with contempt in their eyes, and they were too busy to listen to the radio.

As time passed, when the story began to slowly get out of the exciting part, the two were directly attracted to it, and even the driver parked the car for safety and quietly listened to the story inside. ~)

However, when the story was about to solve the case, the driver couldn't help shouting: "WTF???? This?"

He really could not have imagined that the so-called redhead club turned out to be a huge scam.

"Don't be noisy!" After the driver finished speaking in disbelief, Coffey, who was sitting in the back, listened intently to the story at the end, especially when he heard the driver's words, he fiercely signaled the other party not to disturb him.

After hearing this, the driver also knew that he had a problem and immediately became quiet.

Soon, the two began to listen to the story carefully.

Five or six minutes later, when the story was finished, the two people in the car couldn't return to their senses for a long time, and one by one was completely convinced by the insight of the detective story.

A small thing can lead to such a big shocking deception, it is simply an invincible existence.

Just when the two of them were fascinated, the host of the radio station continued: "Okay, thank you listeners for your patience, if you miss the best part, you can go and buy this book "The Age of Literature and Art". " magazine, welcome to listen, and other columns will follow!!"

"The age of literature and art???" After hearing this, Coffey couldn't help but mutter his name to himself, and then subconsciously prepared to send the driver to the nearest newspaper. He was going to buy this magazine.

But when he hadn't said it yet, the driver burst into flames in an instant, accelerated sharply, and found the newspapers on this street in just three minutes.

"FUCK!!!"

After the two arrived here with a tacit understanding, when they saw a long queue in front of the newspapers and magazines, they couldn't help but complain instantly.

"Don't be someone who buys the literary age!!!" Soon, the two got out of the car, and when they got out of the car, they began to pray in their hearts.

Because once these people are people who buy literature and art times, with the scale of this newspaper, there are absolutely not that many.

For this, how could the two of them not pray?

After listening to this story before, they can't wait to read the article, and this enthusiasm cannot be interrupted.

Otherwise, the two of them would definitely have trouble sleeping and eating.

".々No more???"

"The era of literature and art is gone???"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

However, just when the two people came to the newspaper, the first few people suddenly shouted loudly.

After they shouted, they were immediately heard by the audience in the queue behind. After listening, no one of them could keep their senses, and they started yelling, one by one.

Faced with the scolding, the newspaper owner wanted to cry.

He usually only buys [-] or [-] copies of this magazine, and he intends to sell it for a month, but he did not expect that today everyone is like taking the wrong medicine. Since the afternoon, there are many customers who come over and ask directly. , there is no literary age this magazine.

After opening (alright Zhao), he still thinks that there is some lottery activity in this issue?

But as more and more people asked, he couldn't help but ask. When he heard that there were two stories in it, he couldn't help but watch it. He immediately rushed to get him two hundred magazines from the book city.

In his eyes, these two hundred copies are going to be bought for three or four days, but what he never imagined is that.

It's only been a few hours since Nima, and it's all sold out, and there are at least [-] or [-] people queuing up. At this pace, it's possible to sell [-] copies today.

It's just that it's too late. When he was on the phone to add more goods, the party said directly. The bookstore is all sold out, and the goods will have to wait until tomorrow.

【Eighth shift today! ! !Starting tomorrow, five shifts a day, I hope everyone can support! ! ].

Chapter 2: New sketch program [8/[-] kneeling for subscription]