Urban Comedy Master

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Ahahahaha, this is too good to do, right?"

"I can guarantee that Liu Xun did it on purpose, otherwise when Song Xiaobao sat down, he could just dodge it, or open his mouth to remind him!"

"There, didn't Dami Mi specifically told Liu Xun to sit there, not to move, not to speak?"

"Huh? Yes, I felt that something was wrong when Liu Xun agreed to Dami's request. I didn't expect it to be such a reason. It's amazing, and it was even possible to ambush!"

The sketch was still going on. Seeing Song Xiaobao fell, Yang Mi hurried over to see if he had been broken. www.shu05.com

At this time, Song Xiaobao slowed down a little and got up from the corner of the sofa. After seeing that the person sitting there was Liu Xun, he patted Hun's chest and said in shock, "Ah Oh my god! This scares me to death, why is there still someone in 313..."

Yang Mi said embarrassedly, "My cousin!"

Song Xiaobao was surprised for a moment, then his eyes narrowed with a smile, and he said in a sharp voice, "Ah?! Cousin! Oh my God, why didn't you inform me in advance, cousin!"

After saying that, Song Xiaobao stretched out his hand and took Liu Xun's hand, saying, "I didn't bring any gifts, my hands are empty, hello cousin, I didn't bring any gifts."

That material Liu Xun looked at the hand held by Song Xiaobao, and said with a smile, "Hehe, don't you bring it, chocolate sandwich biscuits!"

Song Xiaobao was stunned for a moment, looked at the hands they were holding, and then came to his senses, then smiled and clapped his hands again, saying, "Cousin is really humorous, eh hahaha, e..."

It was the kind of croak that seemed to be strangled by the neck again. The audience was amused by Liu Xun's humorous lines.

Then I heard Song Xiaobao's extremely demonic laughter again, and the laughter was even more difficult to control!

On the stage, Yang Mi smiled and greeted, "Hey, sit down, sit down!"

Song Xiaobao looked at Liu Xun, and sat on the other side of the sofa with some trepidation.

Suddenly he saw a quilt on the sofa, and asked suspiciously, "This quilt?"

Yang Mi replied, "Cousin lives here!"

Song Xiaobao looked at Liu Xun and asked curiously, "How many years have you lived here?"

Liu Xun laughed and said, "I'll stay in the back room for 20 years, and stay here for a year, hehe!"

puff!

When the audience heard this, they were speechless, and Liu Xun was really suffocating again. ~)

"'Stay in the back room for [-] years, and stay here for a year'. Isn't that the same as telling Song Xiaobao about the relationship between him and Yang Mi?"

"Hey, no, Song Xiaobao really didn't understand the meaning of these words! I went, but he really didn't understand? This is a real tiger!"

Song Xiaobao really didn't understand, but Yang Mi understood what Liu Xun meant, and immediately explained with some embarrassment: "That cousin is paralyzed, and I have been serving him."

The audience laughed again.

"Da Mimi's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open is really getting stronger and stronger! Sure enough, after following Liu Xun, he was brought down!"

"I don't believe in such a crude explanation. Song Xiaobao will still believe it, unless he is a fool...Fuck, this is second-hand! How can I believe a reluctant explanation? I'm convinced of this IQ!"

Yes, Song Xiaobao believed Yang Mi's words, and looked at Liu Xun with some sympathy, and said, "Paralyzed, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..."

Liu Xun laughed and agreed with him on the side, and didn't say anything directly.

However, Yang Mi felt very uncomfortable, especially when Liu Xun was here, she always felt very uncomfortable, worried that he would say something.

I saw that she suddenly said to Liu Xun: "Then what kind of house has guests come to boil some water!"

Liu Xun asked suspiciously, "Huh?"

Yang Mi gave Liu Xun a wink, and said again, "Come here and (guest) boil water!"

Immediately, Liu Xun said speechlessly, "Am I not paralyzed?"

"puff!!!"

"Yeah, aren't you paralyzed? My Dami, why do you have people boil water?"

"What's wrong with you today, Da Mimi? This is not your state at all! How long has it been, what you just said, you can wear it in the blink of an eye..."

"Hahaha, you're making fun of me!"

"This time it's definitely going to be a gangster, and Song Xiaobao will definitely understand it. If you can't understand it, then it's really... what the hell, what's going on with this big black charcoal? You don't even know that you've been cheated???"

When the sketch came to this point, the audience's laughter never stopped!

The audience just felt that they were finally able to take a break and breathe a sigh of relief.

I never thought that Liu Xun and the others would be stalk after stalk, and they wouldn't let the audience stop for a moment!

Looking at the audience's grinning appearance, Liu Xun smiled without a trace, where is this, and the funnier is still to come!

On the stage, Yang Mi was stunned for a moment, then quickly reacted, and said with an embarrassed expression: "Aha, I forgot, I'm going to boil the water, you two!"

Yang Mi was still not at ease, and said to Song Xiaobao: "Sequelae, what are you talking about, don't go to the heart, ah!"

Saying that, Yang Mi took the kettle and prepared to boil water. When passing by Liu Xun, she told him again: "Don't talk nonsense!"

As soon as Yang Mi left, Liu Xun and Song Xiaobao were left in the room.

Liu Xun looked at Song Xiaobao very calmly, and let out a laugh.

I don't know if Song Xiaobao is embarrassed to be seen, or if he thinks of the funny things before, he suddenly burst out laughing: "Hohohohohohohohoho, e..."