Urban Comedy Master

On the stage, Yang Mi said without embarrassment, "I hope you can vacate this house, I'll use this house."

The audience burst into laughter.

"Goddess Mi Mi, you are really straightforward!"

"I'll take the appearance of Da Mi Mi and not at all cowardly!"

On the stage, when Liu Xun heard this, he had an ominous premonition, so he asked vigilantly, "What are you doing?"

Yang Mi looked at him and said blankly, "Can't you guess it?"

Liu Xun said with a pained face: "Are you going to have a blind date again?"

As soon as this was said, the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, look at Liu Xun's expression, oops, it's making me mad!"

"Yes, Liu Xun is fooling around, and it's going to be a blind date again, isn't it cool?"

"It's incredible, why can't I stop laughing at the beginning of this scene? Is it going to start taking drugs now?"

"Brother, HOLD! This sketch is still growing!".

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On the stage, Liu Xun paused for a while, then continued with an unhappy face: "Why do you talk about this when it comes to this?"

Then he asked again, "Who is this?"

However, with such simple words, the entire audience burst into laughter. (book=-house*0small-}say-+net)~)

"Hahaha, Liu Xun is so funny! You don't know who is going on a blind date?"

"I'm relieved to see Liu Xun's unhappy face! I didn't say anything, take the painkillers!"

"Brother, don't be in a hurry, the sketch is just the beginning, don't be in a hurry to take drugs, it won't be enough when you get to the back!"

"But the smile is too strong, he can't hold back!!!"

On the stage, Yang Mi was not affected by the constant booing of the audience at all, and explained a little embarrassedly: "It's not my blind date, I know a new old lady, find a match for the old sisters!"

Liu Xun looked puzzled and said, "Go to her place to find someone, what are you doing here?"

With a helpless expression on his face, Yang Mi said, "It's just right, we all go to the man's house for a blind date. The key point is that the man's house is not good, and there is no room for people in more than [-] square meters!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"That thousand square meters will definitely not be able to live in people, that is the boiler room of the unit! Wherever you live, it may be as dark as Song Xiaobao!"

"Hahaha, looking at it like this, it should be Song Xiaobao's cuteness coming out next, right?"

"Look at your discoloration! I climbed out of the boiler room and baked it!"

"Don't say anything, just ask Song Xiaobao to stop laughing with that magical laugh today! I can't stand it!"

On the stage, Liu Xun reacted and asked, "That's Xiao Song, right?"

Yang Mi smiled and replied, "You're pretty smart, you guessed it right!"

Liu Xun's face hurt again, and he said, "Why don't you miss him so much? He came on a blind date last year and jumped from the sixth floor. Why didn't he fall to his death and come back again?"? "

The audience burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, Liu Xun's best quality is too bad, why didn't he fall to his death!"

"Seeing Liu Xun's expression, you know how much he dislikes that big black charcoal!"

"Jumping from the sixth floor? Isn't that a flaw in the last sketch? Why is Liu Xun saying this now, and it turns into a choked smile???"

"I don't have to say, Liu Xun's literary talent is really good. In one sentence, he choked up his flaws with a smile, convinced!"

On the stage, Yang Mi explained: "I, what's the reason for wanting to introduce him to someone? Isn't he your rival in love?"

The audience laughed.

"Pfft! Song Xiaobao is Liu Xun's rival in love? Haha, happy to hear it!"

"Look at Liu Xun's expression, alas, it's really embarrassing!"

On the stage, Yang Mi continued: "Aren't you relieved to arrange him out? If you want me to go out and dance the yangko, just tell me!"

Liu Xun was also amused by her, and said: "You can really praise him like that, and give me back my rival! Didn't we live like this all the time? Why don't you let me in? Didn't we pay it back? What about the toll, isn't it?"

The audience laughed again. ~)

"What's the situation, the two still didn't get along in the end? Do I still have to pay the bridge toll?"

"Visually, Mi Mi felt that Liu Xun was hiding too deeply, so he decided to split up with him!"

"Good score, I support! Support with both hands!"

"Looking at Liu Xun's aggrieved look, it really amuses me!"

"Bitter melon face! Hahaha, Liu Xun is now an extremely standard bitter melon face!"

On the stage, Liu Xun said again, "Then why can't I go out?"

Yang Mi frowned and said, "It's not good if you don't go out, then it's okay if you really don't go out! That girl should be there first, so please help to receive her!"