Urban Comedy Master

On the stage, Yang Mi grabbed Liu Xun, who was carrying a basket in his hand, and walked to the center of the stage, saying, "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up."

Being dragged so fiercely by her, Liu Xun was a little unhappy and said, "What are you dragging?"

Yang Mi was also very unhappy looking at him, and complained, "Why are you so slow?"

Liu Xun's eyes widened, and he said unconvincingly, "Why? I can still fly?"

Yang Mi looked really anxious. Seeing Liu Xun not only kept going, but was also stubborn with herself, she complained at the time, "Why don't you know you're anxious? Our fish pond is about to expire, and the village chief's brother-in-law In a hurry, he wants to contract, can we do it without talking to the mayor of such a big deal?"

Liu Xun disapproved and said, "It's useless to say that you have expired!"

Yang Mi kept on persuading, "18 Let's fight for it in the end!"

Saying this, Liu Xun looked embarrassed, and said, "You are too stingy to fight for your New Year's Eve, so it's shameful to bring two sons and daughters."

The audience all burst into laughter.

"Haha, Liu Xun is so foolish, he even brought two bastards as a gift. Isn't this a curse?"

"Take two bastards? I can guarantee that Liu Xun's fooling will be impossible!"

"Pfft, this is not looking for someone to do business, this is looking for someone to fight!"

On the stage, seeing Liu Xun's appearance, Yang Mi became more and more angry, and said, "If you say follow me, don't take these two things!"

Liu Xun looked at her with a puzzled look, and asked, "What are you taking?"

Yang Mi explained: "It's not fashionable to give gifts now, it's all about using emotional communication."

Liu Xun still didn't understand and asked, "What's the ditch?"

Yang Mi smiled and said, "Use language to say something nice!"

When Liu Xun heard this, his face was speechless, and he said, "It's over, you let me play in the fish pond, and let me play with the language is better!"

Yang Mi asked curiously, "What is it?"

Liu Xun looked helpless, and said: "What a fool to go to the South Pole, but you can't find the North at all; cerebral thrombosis, and you can't split your legs at all; a monkey wearing a cheongsam can't see beauty at all; you can climb the Yangtze River. To kiss Zheng Haixia, you can't even touch your mouth!"

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, Liu Xun's big flickering is really ripping people off. Is it still annoyed by Mr. Chang Jiang to recruit you?"

"It's so easy to talk, it's so catchy, it's definitely written by Liu Xun Da Huyou, and there is no one else besides him!"

"Teacher Pan Changjiang, there are [-] seconds left to reach the battlefield!"

"It doesn't exist, Teacher Pan Changjiang is already crying and fainting in the toilet!"

On the stage, after Liu Xun finished speaking, he was about to go back, but he was pulled by Yang Mi.

I saw her with a mysterious look on her face, and said with a smile: "I said you, you, you are all set for this useless you.

You listen to me, old man. When we enter the house, let's stop talking about things, put on a high hat, sing praises, and say a few more New Year greetings. As long as the village chief is happy, we can ensure that communication is almost the same. "

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, Da Mimi's jingle is definitely practiced, and it's so slippery!"

"Da Mimi is so encouraging Liu Xun to cheat, why do I have the feeling that she is going to trick Liu Xun for cheating?"

"It was originally, it was said that this time it was Da Mimi and Teacher Li who played tricks on Liu Xun together. If you don't get caught, how can you play tricks? A smirk, hahaha"

On the stage, hearing Yang Mi's words, Liu Xun still couldn't believe it, and asked, "Will the person wearing the top hat give you pleasure?"

Yang Mi smiled and said, "Well, don't talk about other village chiefs, even if the president puts on a high hat for him, he would be happy, de Gaulle, ho ho ho ho"

The audience laughed again

"De Gaulle has been rectified by you two. Are you really not afraid of the late French president coming to trouble you, Da Mimi? What if you jump out?"

"I think I've convinced Liu Xun Da Huyou and this young couple. I just made fun of Mr. Pan Changjiang, and now I'm here to make fun of the former French president. It's absolutely amazing!"

"The former French president of Charles de Gaulle is crying faintly in his grave."

On the stage, hearing Yang Mi say this, Liu Xun finally nodded helplessly, and reluctantly agreed.

The two came to the township chief's door, and Yang Mi urged Liu Xun to say, "Knock on the door, knock on the door!"

Liu Xun dawdled behind him, with a helpless expression on his face, and said, "Oh, I'm afraid to see the leader tell you."

Seeing his appearance, Yang Mi was still a little worried about him, and urged again: "You remember, don't be busy talking about things before entering the room, and act according to my eyes, ah!"

Liu Xun agreed.

At the same time, applause broke out again.

It turned out that the spotlight finally hit the center of the stage. Teacher Li Daoming, dressed as a retired veteran cadre, was sitting on a kang in a living room in the middle of the stage, where he was eating alone.

"Wow, it's really Mr. Li Daoming, I haven't seen Mr. Li Daoming for a long time!"

"Mr. Li Daoming seems to have gained some flesh. It seems that life has been very good recently!"

"It goes without saying that he taught Liu Xun and Yang Mi, the two most popular disciples in China, can you be unhappy?"

On the stage, Yang Mi came to Teacher Li Daoming's door and knocked on the door.

Teacher Li Daoming in the room heard the knock on the door and thought his daughter-in-law was back, so he hurriedly got up to open the door, and at the same time greeted, "Oh, you're back!"