Urban Comedy Master

"By the way, Liu Xun Da Huyou knows kung fu. It's definitely OK to break a big stone in your chest. You must support Liu Xun Da Huyou's chest breaking a big stone!"

In an instant, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room expressed the hope to see Liu Xun perform the Chinese stunt of breaking a big stone on his chest, so as to blind the eyes of foreigners!

If Liu Xun saw these barrages, he who has always respected his fans, he would probably be furious. These guys who watch the fun and don't limit themselves to big things are too bad!

Half an hour later, the small square outside the hotel was full of people.

Sun Honglei didn't find the gong, so he borrowed a metal basin from the landlord, and holding a spoon for holding rice, he immediately knocked on the small square, and shouted loudly at the same time.

"." Those who come from the south, those who go north, those who have walked, those who have passed by, those who have been to the United States, those who have been to Hong Kong, those who have traveled through mountains and water, those who have shed blood, those who have visited rice, and those who have kissed on the street Mouth, take a look, take a look, pass by, don't miss it.

Today, we have a few brothers who have made their debut in a precious place and have nothing to honor you. I will try my best to practice kung fu for everyone, whether it is good or bad, please bear with me.I hope you have a lot of money (Qian Haozhao), and those who don't have a lot of money to support your personal field, Huaxia's unique skills, and a big stone in your chest!Hey, don't miss out..."

Liu Xun's group was almost speechless, especially Liu Xun, who didn't think that Sun Honglei would actually want to be a street performer, to make money for everyone to have dinner by performing a boulder on the chest.

Several girls, all hiding far away, said they didn't know this guy.

"Big fool, come on, everyone is almost here, lie down and perform a big boulder on your chest!"

After howling for a few laps, more and more people gathered in the square, and Sun Honglei immediately shouted at Liu Xun, asking him to come over to help perform the big boulder on his chest.

Hearing his cry, Liu Xun was willing to take care of him, and immediately turned around and left, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

He had never discovered that Sun Honglei was so careless! .

Chapter [-]: Liu Xun wants to break the cement board with his bare hands?

Chapter [-]: Liu Xun wants to break the cement board with his bare hands?

The big stone in the chest is impossible to break in the chest in this life!

Liu Xun looked at Sun Honglei who was talking about each other in front of him with a livid face. He really considered that he was a cultural person, otherwise he would really slap this guy to death.

"Sun Meimei, can you move a big rock alone?" Liu Xun said angrily.

"Isn't there still so many people here? As long as you agree, I will find someone on the scene to help lift it up. It's nothing!"

Sun Honglei said nonchalantly.

After being told by Liu Xun, he seemed to be enlightened, and finally returned to the state in "Extreme Challenge". As a result, the first one was ready to pit Liu Xun.

"Put the stone up first!" Liu Xun stared at Sun Honglei and said through gritted teeth.

"Why do you put the stone up? You must have never seen the broken stone in Xiongkou, right? The broken stone in Xiongkou didn't stand up, but you lay on the stool first, and then I pressed the stone against your chest. up, and finally hammer down with a hammer, and wait until the stone..."

Sun Honglei explained in detail, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Xun!

"Just your little arms and calves, I'm afraid you won't smash the big stone until I die! Hurry up and put the stone up for me, don't blame me if I leave!"

Liu Xun's face was dark, as if he was forcibly suppressing his anger.

Seeing that he really seemed to be getting angry, Sun Honglei was worried that he would hammer himself, but finally stopped talking and hurried to the big rock.

Although he didn't know what Liu Xun meant for him to do this, he still obeyed his words and prepared to stand up the big stone.

This so-called big stone is actually a cement board, and its texture is much looser than that of a real natural big slate.

Professional performers of acrobatics use cement boards when performing boulders on their chests.

However, in his cement board, the proportion of sand will be higher than that of the normal cement board, the purpose is to make the cement board easier to smash.

After all, sand is much looser than cement!

However, Liu Xun and the others were obviously not professional runners. Sun Honglei also found this big rock casually on the roadside construction site.

After some exchanges, I bought it for five euros.

When the construction site owner first heard Sun Honglei say he wanted to buy a cement board, he looked at him with the eyes of a (bjdc) fool.

In the end, I saw the camera behind Sun Honglei, guessing that this might be recording a program, so I agreed to sell it to Sun Honglei, and also asked the people on the construction site to help transport the cement board over with a small cart.

Sun Honglei, who was already a bit of a miser, after spending five euros to buy cement slabs, he must let the matter of breaking the big stone in Xiongkou continue, otherwise he will definitely not let it go.

That's why he has been pestering Liu Xun, because he knows that Liu Xun knows martial arts and must be physically stronger than himself.

And as soon as he guessed, he thought that the audience must also want to see Liu Xun perform Hunkou Breaking the Big Rock.

Of course, the reason why Liu Xun ignored him was because he thought of the audience, otherwise he wouldn't have followed Sun Honglei to the small square, which was really embarrassing.

The dignified first day king of China, a world-class director, would actually show up on the street to perform Hung Kou Smashing the Big Rock. If this is said, I am afraid that no one will believe it!

A real construction site cement board weighs one or two hundred pounds.

Sun Honglei gave up the boss's energy, and finally stood up the cement board.

"Huhu, Liu Xun is a big fool, I have already set the cement board up, you can go to lie down on the stool, I will press the cement board lightly!"

Sun Honglei breathed heavily.

Liu Xun gave him a white look, this guy really wanted to let him perform the Hungry Mouth Breaking Big Stone, and he was in danger of not spitting out a mouthful of old blood.

He was really speechless by this guy, and he casually said a big stone in his chest, but he actually broke a big stone in his mouth, and he couldn't think of any advanced methods!

"You just set the cement board up!"

He walked towards Sun Honglei with a dark face and said angrily.

Looking at the performance of the two of them, the foreigners who were watching were all muttering, looking at them very curiously, not knowing what these people from China wanted to do.