Urban Comedy Master

"I really miss you so much, every comedy night! Liu Xun is fooling around, the paper is short and affectionate, hurry up and come out!"

Guo Degang has long been accustomed to such enthusiastic reactions from the audience, and after a few jokes, he invited the first group of challengers today. .

Chapter [-]: The sketch is staged, and Liu Xun appears

Chapter [-]: The sketch is staged, and Liu Xun appears

The first one to appear was Cheng Ye, who was nicknamed Big Fool. He brought a new work "Crazy Hype Group" today.

This is a work based on the current concern of the network navy.

The bald-headed and pot-bellied Cheng Ye appeared in a lifetime fur coat, as well as his grotesquely dressed assistants.

The only assistant who looked normal, pulled Cheng Ye aside and said with a smile, "I've started a company now, and it's been a year since it's still not popular, so I just thought, let you give it to me. Hype it up, do you think these people can do it?"

As he said that, he pointed to the group of strangely shaped people standing in a row.

Cheng Ye glanced at them, touched his belly, and said with a disdainful smile, "Hoho, don't talk about your company, a buddy of mine called me two days ago and said that the blog is not popular. , let me help fry it.

When I went to see him, he wrote: 'Me and some buddies are sitting in bed at night and playing poker! '

Can this fire? "

As he said that, he frowned and glanced at the only normal-looking assistant beside him.

Then he continued to play tricks and said, "I added a title, it's on fire!"

The assistant asked: "Why did you add it?"

Cheng Ye glanced at him, smiled inscrutable, and replied, "That night, three men got into my bed!!!"

In an instant, the audience burst into laughter!

"Hahaha, big fool played this trick 66666!"

"New skill GET!"

"I'm afraid this is a copy of the little fudge, right?"

The sketch continued, Cheng Ye was in a very good condition today, and he said every line of hilarious classic lines from his mouth.

"You have no idea about this hype!

If you want the company to be popular, someone has to scold you!The more people who scold, the more popular the company becomes 〃”! "

"Hey, son, guess who Dad is!"

"My team is divided into three types: the first type is from heaven, the second type is from the folk, and the third type is from the underworld."

"What kind of insoles do you put on, what kind of face you have, and Shilixiang brand insoles, you want your feet to be shameless, yeah!"

When watching the show, time always flies by so fast, almost in the blink of an eye, Cheng Ye's work is the end of the show.

Today, his work is surprisingly good, and he has received a lot of applause and laughter, which is a good start to today's program.

Not long after, Guo Degang invited the second group of challengers out again.

The second group of challengers is his apprentice, Shaobing and his partner Cao Heyang.

The two of them are a pair of explosive duos, and they are specialized in pit masters in the rivers and lakes.

Today they brought a cross talk called "After the Finals".

It is said that it is a cross talk, in fact, it can be said that it is a multi-person cross talk.

The highlight of the whole comic is that in front of the master, pit master!

Guo Degang, who was sitting in the corner on the stage, was shot while sitting.

The lighting engineer and cameraman were also naughty, and directly gave the lens to Guo Degang many times.

After all, he is his apprentice, what should Guo Degang do?

It was both angry and embarrassed, and the expression on his face was full of drama, and the audience who watched it burst into laughter.

Ten minutes passed quickly.

The two held each other for a while, and the pit master was already in place.

It received laughter and applause from the audience.

After the cross talk performance was over, the two were afraid that Guo Degang would slap them, and after bowing to the audience, they immediately ran off the stage.

After Guo Degang laughed and scolded them, he invited the third group of challengers today, Sun Tao, who has been professional security for ten years!

The work he brought today is "Community Police Yu Sankuai"!

The reason why Sun Tao is called a professional security guard for ten years is because he is either playing the role of a security guard or a community policeman. This time, the role he plays is the community policeman Yu Sankuai!

The curtain opened, and I saw him pulling a suitcase to the center of the stage, facing the audience with a smile, and said, "The community police are very ordinary, I have been working for 8 years, and it's really uncomfortable for my husband and I to be separated from each other. I'm back today. I'm excited for the family to be reunited!!!"

As he spoke, he clenched his fists and made a gesture of refueling.

The audience all burst into laughter.

"This guy is absolutely amazing. It's not a security guard or a policeman. I won't talk about it. Now it's not 'I'm proud!' or 'I'm excited!' "Well, it's easy!"

"I especially like the image of a little person like him that can be seen everywhere in life. How can I put it, the two roles of security and police are really played by him!"