Urban Comedy Master

Liu Xun shook his head and analyzed again: "What's wrong, let's take an example.

You fell ill today, find someone that expert to see you a doctor, and give them a fake red envelope, then what about tomorrow?How can I find someone, so I don't block my way back?

But our dad is different. The appendix is ​​like a chicken crop. It's just one, and you can't cut it if you want. "

The audience all laughed madly.

"Liu Xun is a fool, you dare to say that you are not taking revenge? You have compared the crotch of the chicken. How can the appendix be the same as the cock's ding?"

"I can guarantee that Mr. Li will definitely kill this thing when he hears it! He has cut his appendix and compared it to castrating a big cock!!!"

"I found out that Liu Xun Da Huyou is really vengeful. Didn't Mr. Li just say something to him before, so that he can keep his word? It has been remembered until now, and he is still retaliating like this!"

"No, this analogy is very appropriate, it's all one size fits all, it's fine after passing it! Hahaha"

"Upstairs, I'll give you a one-size-fits-all cut in the crotch, see if you're okay!"

On the stage, Di Lieba finally agreed with Liu Xun's point of view and put a hanging heart back in her stomach, but she was still angry.

I saw her facing Liu Xun and continued to scold: "Okay, even if you make sense, but you didn't do it! How dangerous!!!

Liu Xun, let me ask you, is my dad not good enough for you?Say it yourself. "

Hearing her words, Liu Xun's face was ugly, and he glanced at her with a look of sadness that was no greater than death, and said, "Go ahead."

Di Lieba nodded, agreed, and said, "You hide that cigarette at home, my dad is afraid that smoking will be bad for your health. When did he not dig three feet to find it, he smoked it himself? Is it bad for you?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"I'm going, this old man is absolutely amazing. He can actually do such an unethical thing. I said how could Liu Xun Da Huyou come up with the wickedness of putting paper in the red envelope. It turns out that everything was premeditated!"

"Obviously it's this old man who wants to smoke, okay? Liu Xun has been hiding so deeply, but they were all found out. This is an amazing thing to do!"

"Liu Xun: The head can be broken, the blood can flow, whoever smokes my cigarette, who will I give the surgery red envelope stuffed with paper!!!"

On the stage, Liu Xun looked as though his heart was dying, and sat aside without looking at him.

Di Lieba glanced at him and said again: "My dad is reluctant to eat the leftovers at home. When did he not let you clean it? Is he bad to you?"

The audience was all laughing crazy.

"Okay!!! The old man did a beautiful job!"

"This leftover food is really something only my father-in-law can do!"

"Look at Liu Xun Da Huyou's expression, it's really amazing!"

On the stage, listening to Di Lieba talking about these painful memories, Liu Xun sat there with his mouth slumped, his face full of discomfort!

Di Lieba looked at him, thought about it again, and continued: "You come back in the middle of the night after overtime every night. My dad is afraid that you will disturb his sleep. When did he not personally lock you out of the door? …”

Hearing her words, Liu Xun finally couldn't help it, and looked at her with a bitter look on her face!

Di Lieba looked at him for a moment, swallowed the words in his mouth, and changed his mouth to say: "It's alright!"

The audience has all covered their stomachs with laughter!

"Isn't this old husband too awesome? Although the first two behaviors are abominable, but in order not to be disturbed to sleep, the behavior of locking his son-in-law out of the door is really too much!"

"I'm starting to feel a little sympathetic to Liu Xun's flickering. Fortunately, this is just a sketch. If you meet such a father-in-law in real life, it will be strange if you don't cry to death!"

"Look at Liu Xun Da Huyou's malicious eyes, oh my, what kind of abuse is this!"

"Big fool, don't want such a father-in-law. My elder sister loves you. Who would dare to treat you like this? My elder sister will be the first to fight with him, and she will not hesitate to kill her relatives!"

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"Liu Xun: Ugly refused, I don't want an old woman!"

"Pfft, brother upstairs, are you too talented?"

On the stage, Liu Xun stared at Di Lieba, and finally spoke: "Do you think now that your father can live until now, I'm fine with your father, right?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Liu Xun Da Huyou is really resentful!"

"It's okay, it's okay, Liu Xun is flickering, I've suffered for you all these years!"

"How do you say it? Why do I just want to laugh so much??? I can't stop! Fat Di can say more about Liu Xun's tragic experience!"

"By the way, if Yang Mi's father, Liu Xun's real father-in-law sees this sketch, hey, I can't think about it, I'm so scared, I'm so scared that my hand shakes, and I accidentally reach out to @Liu Xun Old man!"

"Upstairs, Liu Xun Da Huyou is afraid that he will fight with you! I have already taken a screenshot of this matter. Without a dollar, it is absolutely impossible to deal with it!"

On the stage, after listening to Liu Xun's words, Di Lieba looked a little embarrassed and said embarrassedly: "With such a stroke, my dad is a little harsher to you than his own..."

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and did not dare to look at Liu Xun again.

When it comes to sad things, Liu Xun's emotions also burst out, and he shouted angrily: "Is that a point? Wild animals are not treated like this!"

The audience burst into hysterical laughter again!

"Pfft, how are wild ones treated like this, is there a wild son-in-law?"

"Don't say that your own wild life is not treated like this!"

"Liu Xun: My life is so bitter, I don't live anymore!!!"