Urban Comedy Master

On the stage, after Liu Xun and Dilly were stunned for a short time, they hugged each other in great surprise...  

I saw Liu Xun said in surprise: "Dad is still alive, I will say that the doctor is not that kind of person!"

Dilly finally came back to his senses, looked at him and said: "Okay, I think he has a little conscience, but husband, don't worry, you're the only one who does that, it's impossible not to take revenge after reading it... "

The audience laughed like crazy again!

"I'll go, this line is so classic!"

"Hahaha, if I were a doctor, I saw that the red envelopes were stuffed with paper, but it was impossible not to take revenge!"

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"I guess I put the scissors in it!"

"No no no, listening to Mr. Li's voice, you are full of anger, it can't be scissors, it should be cotton, you can't get out of it when you're suffocated!"

"Morning for Teacher Li, come out and kill the unfilial son Liu Xun Da Huyou! Hahaha"

On the stage, Di Lieba turned around and came to Da Pan, and said coldly, "Tell me, what did you put in my dad's stomach?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Liu Xun gently nudged Di Lieba, indicating that she should pay attention to her words.

Dilireba threw his hand away angrily and glared at him.

If it wasn't for what Liu Xun said just now, making her little deer jump wildly, she would definitely strangle Liu Xun to avenge her father! .

Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty-Five The Best Old Man 【Subscribe】

The sketch is still going on. Originally, a perfect operation was performed. Da Pan was quite happy, but after hearing Dilly's words, the whole person was stunned: "No, what are you talking about, how do you Did I say blinded?"

Dilly provokes the bar, resists the anger in his heart, and says: "Okay, don't pretend! Before my dad gets out of bed, let me open the stitched wound for me! Pretend you don't. Be careful of what falls in, the boards, pliers, knives, and scissors, bring them out for me!"

The audience all laughed madly.

"Pfft! Fatty's words are too great! They don't show any respect to doctors at all!"

"Amazing, take apart the sewn wound!!!"

"Mr. Li: This is definitely not my daughter!"

"Mr. Li: I shouldn't have given birth to you in the first place. Is that a good idea? All the wounds that have been sewn have been cut open, so I thought they were sewing clothes?"

On the stage, Liu Xun also felt that what Di Lieba said was too much, and he couldn't listen to it, so he pushed her slightly, signaling her to be more polite.

Di Lieba was already angry, he would listen to him there, turned around suddenly and waved his hand away, 18 shouted angrily: "What are you doing???"

Da Pan on the other side finally understood what Di Lieba meant, and was also angry at the moment.

I saw him pointing at Di Lieba, suppressing the anger in his heart, and said, "What are you talking about, ah? What kind of person do you take me for?!

I received this red envelope at the beginning, because I didn't want you to worry, and I didn't want you to make a fuss about affecting the operation. I calculated that I would return it to you after I finished it! "

Di Lieba sneered and said, "Oh, yes? Then why did you open it before returning it to us?"

Da Pan defended: "I didn't open it!"

Di Lieba didn't believe it, and continued to ask: "Who beat that?"

"I opened it!"

Suddenly, Mr. Li's voice came from the operating room again, and then the surgery door opened again, and Mr. Li was pushed out in a wheelchair.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, Teacher Li finally came out!"

"Mr. Li, quickly clean up these two unfilial daughters and sons-in-law!"

"Mr. Li guesses that he really can't stay in there anymore. If he doesn't come out again, I'm afraid that he will be played to death, and the sewn wound will be opened again!!!"

"Mr. Li definitely did it on purpose. She didn't say anything in the early days, and she didn't speak out in the evening. She had to wait until this time before speaking. She made it clear that she wanted to rectify Liu Xun Da Huyou and Fat Di! Haha, there's a good show to watch!"

On the stage, when they heard Teacher Li's voice, both Liu Xun and Di Lieba were stunned for a moment. They quickly turned around and came to Teacher Li's side to ask him how his health was.

Teacher Li stopped and said, "I opened the red envelope. I see this red envelope, wow, it's a little thick, my heart... a little hurt!"

As he spoke, he touched his heart.

The audience all laughed madly.

"Mr. Li is also a god. He is already lying on the bed in the operating room, and he is still in the mood to take care of this!"

"This is a typical case of wanting money or dying!"

"It hurts a little bit, hahaha, it's too funny Mr. Li!"

On the stage, Mr. Li looked at Liu Xun and continued, "I'll sneak a total of two for you!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing at all.

"Mr. Li, you are so amazing. The red envelopes that you sent out are still stolen from the back, absolutely! It's absolutely amazing!"

"This is an operation. If it is discovered by the doctor, scissors, pliers, etc., must be stuffed in a few!"

"I finally know why there is such a superb son-in-law as Liu Xun Da Huyou. It turns out that the old man is even more excellent!"

"I found out, this one is the best!!!"