Urban Comedy Master

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"666, there is nothing wrong with this summary."

"Haha, I laughed so hard, how can I leave?"

"As a wife who is strictly controlled, I give Liu Xun full marks for this wave of death."

"Simply brilliant!"

"I learned another trick. I'll tell my wife at night to see how she reacts."

"Hehe, don't try it upstairs. As soon as I finished speaking, my wife slapped her 13 times. She thought I wanted to divorce her? Suck!"

"Hey, I really envy those of you who have wives. Like me, you can only have a silent date on the Internet alone."

"Damn, the beast upstairs!"

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On the stage, Yang Mi also looked at Liu Xun with an angry face, as if she would have made Liu Xun look good if she wasn't on the stage.

Hearing this topic, Sun Yizhou said on the side: "Actually, I have heard that there are some emotional problems with the uncle and aunt."

Yang Mi hurriedly denied it and said, "Gossip, an absolute gossip, a leader without news is not a leader, a celebrity without gossip is not a celebrity, it's hard to be a person, it's hard to be a woman..."

Liu Xun lowered his head again and added, "Being a famous old woman...difficult."

The applause sounded again, and everyone couldn't laugh.

This seems to make some sense.

The most important thing is the expressions of the couple Liu Xun and Yang Mi, which are simply divine.

Sun Yizhou was thoughtful and secretly said to the audience: "Everyone has seen it, this uncle is so full of truth that he can't tell the truth. Fortunately, I also prepared a trick."

Immediately, he turned his head and said to the two of them: "Hey, let's change the way, uncle and aunt, I asked uncle the truth, aunt put on this earphone, and when I asked aunt, uncle put on this earphone, okay? Ok? Listen to music to relax and put it on. (.—)”

Saying that, he picked up an earphone from his seat and handed it to Liu Xun first.

Liu Xun put on the earphones, then took them off hurriedly, and said, "Oh, it's too loud."

Yang Mi glanced at him and said impatiently: "If you ask you to buckle it, you will buckle it. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

Instead, he changed his tone and said to Sun Yizhou very calmly: "Ask, Xiao Sun."

Sun Yizhou sat upright in his seat and chatted like a family, "Hey, aunt, how did you all come here this time?"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes, thought for a while, and said, "We came by a special plane."

Hearing this, Sun Yizhou suddenly felt a little empty, and immediately said: "That's too expensive, then we can't afford it."

However, Yang Mi waved her hand and said proudly: "No need to report, it's all a little money, hehe, now, rich, look at this dress, quite rich, hey, too rich."

As she spoke, she also showed off the pale yellow coat she was wearing.

When Sun Yizhou saw it, he immediately exclaimed, "Are you a mink?"

Hearing this, Yang Mi immediately denied it and said, "Wrong, mink velvet."

Sun Yizhou exclaimed and said, "Is this very expensive?"

Hearing his tone, Yang Mi smiled smugly, and said indifferently: "It's not expensive, forty thousand."

Sun Yizhou was a little shocked, and hurriedly said: "Forty thousand is not expensive? Aunt is really willing to spend money for herself."

Yang Mi still had an indifferent expression, and said, "Women, you have to be a little more ruthless when you attack yourself."

When this classic line came out, everyone laughed.

"Okay, this is very incisive. Women should be a little harder on themselves."

"It can be a woolen thread, it's over, I'm afraid my wife's online shopping cart will be emptied after watching this sketch!"

"Damn it! Your sister, it's really possible."

"Brother upstairs, hurry up, go and lock Alipay, don't let your wife succeed!"

"May God bless you, Amen!"

"Amitabha, the immeasurable celestial being."

"I remember the last time this happened, it was on Double Eleven last year."

"Haha, fortunately my girlfriend is not watching the live broadcast."

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As soon as Liu Xun's classic lines came out, it immediately caused a sensation.

The show continues.

Sun Yizhou was stunned for a while, and suggested: "Then 277, I'm asking Uncle, listen to music!"

Yang Mi smiled and said, "Okay." Then she took off the earphone on Liu Xun's head and said, "Ask you, it's your turn."

Liu Xun straightened his hair, pointed to the earphone and said, "It's quite loud."

And as soon as Yang Mi put on the headphones, Sun Yizhou asked, "Uncle, I heard that you all came by a special plane when you came to the Devil this time?"