Urban Comedy Master

Chapter [-] Song Xiaobao Goes Out?

The sketch was still going on. After a burst of crazy laughter, Song Xiaobao finally stopped the laughter and said, "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, okay, here's a bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber!"

Di Lieba nodded, responded, and then shouted into the kitchen: "Oh, a bowl of sea cucumber fried noodles!"

"okay!"

A voice came from the kitchen.

The voice sounded, and the audience was discussing again.

"This voice sounds familiar, who is it?"

"It must be from the Liu family's class, it seems... it is from Da Pan? Yes, it is Da Pan's voice!"

"Is Da Pan coming out soon?"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao said to Di Lieba again, "Does your family charge for pickles?"

Di Lieba replied: "Five yuan a plate of pickles!"

Song Xiaobao paused for a moment, and then said, "What is there for no charge?"

The audience laughed again.

"This discoloration, specially picks people who don't want money!"

"Definitely got the true biography of his master Liu Xun Da Huyou, who specializes in cheating food and drinking, and it is absolutely amazing!"

On the stage, Dilireba thought about the free things and said, "Little condiments!"

Song Xiaobao got excited when he heard it, and said, "Isn't it peanut soy sauce vinegar?"

Di Lieba nodded and said, "Yes!"

Song Xiaobao asked again, "Is there a charge for horseradish?"

Di Lieba replied: "No charge!"

Song Xiaobao said with a smile, "Come on!"

The audience laughed again.

"Sure enough, this guy is cheating people to eat free food!"

"Horseradish? A tube? Won't you be killed by spicy food?"

"I can't see that this damaged color can be so spicy!!!"

On the stage, Di Lieba was speechless and said, "Where can I put horseradish in noodles???"

Before Song Xiaobao spoke, the kitchen curtain was lifted.

"Hey, a plate of sea cucumber fried noodles!"

The audience laughed again.

"Oh oh oh, it's really Da Pan!"

"Da Pan has become a chef? Could it be that he has obtained the true inheritance of his master's cooking skills??¨"?"

On the stage, Da Pan, who was wearing a chef's hat, put a bowl of noodles on the table in front of Song Xiaobao and greeted with a smile, "Come on, sir, please use it slowly!"

Saying that Da Pan put it down was like leaving, but was stopped by Song Xiaobao.

Then Song Xiaobao suddenly shouted to Di Lieba: "Eating noodles with horseradish is a new fashion, I want to lead it!"

The audience laughed again.

"Pfft, you are the only one who still leads the fashion? Spitting blood!"

"Eating noodles with horseradish, I'll take it!"

"Fat Di give it to him! Give him the hottest horseradish and kill him!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao suddenly grabbed Da Pan, who turned and left, and said, "Wait a minute, what fried noodles???"

Da Pan looked puzzled and said, "Sea cucumber fried noodles!"

Song Xiaobao glanced at the face in front of him, then fixed his eyes on Da Pan and shouted, "How about playing? Huh?"

Da Pan asked, "What's wrong?"

Song Xiaobao flipped the top of the table up and down a few times and shouted, "Where is it? Sea cucumber? There is only fried noodles, where is the sea cucumber? I lost it? Give me a perfect explanation!!!"

Da Pan glanced at him and said, "What do you explain?"

Song Xiaobao saw that it was already this time, and he had not repented in the slightest. His face became more and more angry, and he said, "Sea cucumber fried noodles, where is the sea cucumber???"

Da Pan rolled his eyes at him and said, "My name is sea cucumber, I fried my complexion, isn't it perfect??"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Hahaha, Song Xiaobao, you are so funny, making you laugh, isn't this explanation perfect???"

"Da Pan: Shout out, you keep shouting! Isn't this explanation perfect?"

"Da Pan: Look at you, call me, keep calling!"