Urban Comedy Master

"Destroyed, my image of the goddess Fat Di is completely ruined!"

"Da Pan sea cucumber? Fatty kelp? Is Da Huyou called a turtle?"

“Ocean hodgepodge!”

"Oops, stop the ink and eat quickly!"

On the stage, after hearing Di Lieba's words, Song Xiaobao burst into laughter.

Da Pan looked at him and explained, "My sister!"

Song Xiaobao smiled and said, "Is your father's name Hailizi?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Pfft! Sea oysters... Absolutely!"

"Isn't Liu Xun the oyster?"

"Why hasn't Da Huyou appeared yet?"

"Oh, why is there so much ink? Hurry up, don't you eat horseradish! Hurry up!"

On the stage, Da Pan looked at Song Xiaobao with a different expression, an expression like how do you know.

When Song Xiaobao saw it, he knew that he had guessed right, and his whole person was about to laugh!

I saw him laughing, picking up the noodle soup in front of him, and grabbing two chopsticks, Sairu said.

Suddenly, the whole expression stiffened, the bowls and chopsticks in his hands fell off, he hugged his head with both hands, grabbing it desperately, and the towel cap on his head was also torn off by him, pulling his hair wildly, his whole face wrinkled It became a group, and the expression on his face could not be seen!

"Oh oh oh oh!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Hahaha, this new wave of fashion is leading well!!!"

"A whole tube of horseradish, what a punch!"

"Shu Se really went out of his way this time, I didn't expect him to actually eat it!"

"Like, like, like, such a star must like it!"

On the stage, Da Pan looked at Song Xiaobao's uncomfortable expression and said, "Are you staring?"

Song Xiaobao grabbed his messy hair with one hand to keep himself awake, and after hearing Da Pan's words, he nodded abruptly.

Da Pan stretched out his hand and handed him a garlic that also tasted extremely strong, and said, "Come on, let's use a garlic clove to detoxify, it's called fighting poison with poison!"

Song Xiaobao was still tugging at his hair, and his whole body was a little dazed. After hearing Da Pan's words, he really ate that piece of garlic clove!

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Tackling wool, this is definitely poison on top of poison, okay?"

"Could it be that Da Pan wanted to poison Song Xiaobao so that he could be the senior brother of Liu Jiaban? Oh, Da Pan's scheming BOY!"

"A tube of horseradish with a few garlic cloves, God, this is going to be immortal!"

On the stage, I don't know if it was because of the garlic cloves, or because Song Xiaobao slowed down by himself. He finally let go (bjdi) the hand holding his hair, picked up the noodle soup in front of him, and grabbed a few chopsticks. Get in!

The audience was stunned!

"Fuck, are you still here???"

"Is this too hard?"

"Te Niang's, this is a show of life! Like, like, like!"

On the stage, Di Lieba, who was on the side, looked at Song Xiaobao's eating appearance, and sweated for a while, and unconsciously put his hand on his forehead and wiped off the sweat on it.

On the other side, Da Pan Liuxun said with a look of emotion, "This is... this is really hungry, this is!"

After a while, Song Xiaobao shoved the whole bowl of noodle soup into his mouth.

Da Pan looked at it and said, "How does it taste?"

Song Xiaobao, whose mouth was full of soup noodles, was about to open his mouth, but the noodles in his mouth sprayed straight out. He quickly covered it and said, "Choking!!!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"666666, actually ate the whole tube of horseradish noodle soup, I admire it, it's so dedicated!"

"I was in the front row, but I really saw it, a bowl full of noodle soup!"

"The questioning at this time, Da Pan's scheming BOY must be intentional, like choking Song Xiaobao to death, so that he can become the senior brother of Liu Jiaban!"

"Brother Bao, hold it!!!"

On the stage, Da Pan realized that his words were not at the right time. He just stepped forward and came to Song Xiaobao's side, patted him on the back, and helped him get better!

After a long while, Song Xiaobao finally regained his breath and said, "Oh, oh my mother!"

Da Pan replied, "Horseradish instant noodles!"

Song Xiaobao wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Oh, I'm sweating!"

Then he packed up his things and said, "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, let's go!"