Urban Comedy Master

The dishes ordered by the guests are their main goal today.

The guest over the phone pondered for a while before saying, "I want to eat a big meal! Huaxia dinner!"

"Old godmother?" Liu Xun suddenly said.

"Pfft!" Everyone laughed again.

"God is such an old godmother!"

"No problem, Lao Ganma is a Chinese feast, no problem!"

"Support Lao Ganma!"

The audience also booed.

The guest on the other side of the phone also burst into laughter, and then his weird voice came out of the phone again.

"It's not the old godmother, I want to eat the Chinese feast..."

"Ants climb the tree?" Liu Xun said again!

"Ant climbing a tree? What is this?" the guest asked.

At the same time, Tony and the others looked at Liu Xun in confusion, saying that they had never heard of this dish.

"The ants go up the tree, just stir-fry the powder, and then sprinkle some black sesame seeds!" Di Lieba laughed and explained.

"Pfft, it turned out to be fried noodles. Does Huaxia have such an interesting name for a dish?" Taylor covered his mouth and laughed.

"Liu, why don't you tell us what dishes are available in China?" Tony was also very interested in the names of Chinese dishes.

"Fuck you, come and report the name of the dish!" Di Lieba coaxed, she knew that Liu Xun could talk about cross talk, and the name of the dish was a representative of Guankou.

"Why am I hugging Caiming? If you want to hug me, you are also hugging my daughter-in-law. Besides, you have to ask if Teacher Pan Changjiang agrees?" Liu Xun shook his head and refused.

Teacher Pan Changjiang and Teacher Cai Ming, who are far away in China, felt the evil taste of a certain big flicker from the other side of the ocean at the same time!

Yang Mi, who had a big belly, couldn't hold it any longer, and burst out laughing.

Tony and the others were puzzled.

Yang Mi explained to them 143: "Xiao Di talks about the newspaper, it is the newspaper that broadcasts, and the hug that Liu Xun talks about is the hug of a hug. These two words have the same pronunciation in China, and Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang are ours. Two old Chinese artists, they are partners, but not husband and wife, they often work together."

At this time, only a few people from Tony could react. It turned out that there was such an allusion in it. After a group of people burst into laughter, Di Lieba looked at them with embarrassment.

"It's too late for this joke, I've laughed before!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was also boiling at this time.

"Huaxia's words can still be used like this, I've learned a lot!"

"Huaxia deserves to be the oldest country now, and it is indeed broad and profound!"

"When I have time, I must go to Huaxia and taste the so-called ants climbing a tree!"

"I feel that China is completely different from what we imagined before. There are many interesting cultures in this country!"

After everyone laughed for a while, they suddenly remembered that the mysterious guest hadn't yet said what the dish he ordered.

In fact, it was mainly because the guests themselves burst out laughing after hearing the explanation of the column group.

After a while, the guest finally said again: "The Chinese feast I ordered is..."

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Chapter [-] Beggar Chicken

Speaking of this, the mysterious guest suddenly paused, as if waiting for Liu Xun to interject.

But this time Liu Xun didn't speak again under the eyes of everyone.

The guest also discovered this, and said again: "I want a Chinese feast..."

Suddenly, Liu Xun opened his mouth.

"I invite you to eat, steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, Songhua belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Supan, smoked chicken and white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with Jiangmi, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised chicken, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash Ants, braised duck shreds, braised duck waist, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised eel, catfish in tempeh..."

The names of the dishes came out of Liu Xun's mouth like bullets fired from a machine gun, and Liu Xun didn't even take a breath in the middle.

Tony and the others on the side were all dumbfounded. They could hear that Liu Xun was talking about the names of various Chinese dishes, but... it was so fast that their reactions couldn't keep up!

The audience in the live broadcast room was also stunned for a while, because Liu Xun spoke too fast, and the subtitles could not keep up at all. They could only watch Liu Xun spit out the names of the dishes quickly and continuously like a machine gun.

"That's too powerful, isn't there so many dishes in Huaxia?"

"Liu broke the record again, and successfully became the first talent to drive subtitles crazy!"

"Subtitle Jun died of vomiting blood, and something burns paper!"

Liu Xun directly reported the names of hundreds of dishes in one breath, until Di Lieba rushed over and pulled him, he finally listened.

The guest on the other end of the phone was completely dumbfounded, and at the same time felt like he was being tricked by Liu Xun.

He found that Liu Xun was definitely intentional, and every time he talked about the key, he interrupted his words.

Thinking of this, he also wanted to make fun of Liu Xun.

"Liu, serve all the dishes you just mentioned 々~!"