Urban Comedy Master

"I'm also a chef myself. Although I'm not as good-looking as Liu Xungao, I can still be a beggar. I'm gentle and considerate. Don't miss it, ladies and sisters who love food."

"Bah, the people upstairs actually advertised for marriage. Don't say anything about beggars. I came from New Oriental, and I am proficient in all eight major cuisines. Am I showing off?"

"Another New Oriental Soft, you can't give it away, everyone should continue to watch the wonderful show, I can only use the scent of instant noodles to block my nose, so that my stomach will not feel so uncomfortable.

"Hey, Mi'er, you are too good, but I'm really good at this. I think the audience in front of the TV must be greedy when they see it now. Well, I'll start a detailed production teaching explanation now." Liu Feng rushed The camera deliberately smiled mischievously.

At this time, I feel that the audience's complaints are even more exciting. Liu Xun himself also knows that the novelty of this variety show lies in the constant interaction. Although it is one-sided, the real-time communication between the audience is also an attraction. .

This is not a statement of you and me scanning the screen in the live broadcast room, but it has big data calculation, and quickly gathers people with the same concerns into one frequency domain, which is more convenient for them to communicate, so it also has the ability to make friends. Function.

At this time, a person in the same frequency domain quickly started a serious discussion about Liu Xun's naughty appearance. "Thinking about Li Ang, the killer played by Liu Xun, it's really a contrast. Uncle turned out to be like this ¨ˇ."

"Don't say anything, it's the pride of our country. I watched this show because I fell in love with Li Ang. I didn't want to miss his every screen performance. I didn't expect to meet a new him."

"Okay, let's listen carefully to killer Li Ang's cooking secrets, maybe with this hand, you can make your favorite girl fall in love with you in the future, ah, think about that picture is beautiful, when will you meet me? The loli!"

Just when a large group of male audiences were lustful, Liu Xun had already started a detailed description of how this dish should be made. "First of all you need to prepare a stove, if you want the best taste."

"A stove is difficult for many friends from outside China. If you can't do it, you can choose to use a microwave oven, or you can DIY a simple one outdoors or in your own yard. stove."

"As for the ingredients, everyone should have seen what I mobilized them to do just now. I'll just list them again." Liu Xun said and listed them again.

"It would be great if you could choose good quality chicken for the ingredients, because when a good quality chicken is wrapped in mud and roasted, the more crunch it gets after being heated, the more crunch it gets. The gravy that remains will also make you enjoy it more, so you have to be very selective when it comes to chicken.”

"However, foreign friends, since they are relatively unfamiliar with the cooking methods of Huaxia, they should try a few more times before, so they don't need to be too particular about the choice of chicken in the first few times. Wait until you have a certain degree of confidence. Last try."

"Finally, I also wish you all the best of luck in making the beggar chicken you want. Maybe you will open your mind and invent many ways to eat it. Or make different flavors in different countries, just go with KFC. Our Huaxia country still has to produce fried dough sticks, haha." Liu Xun took the opportunity to slap his skin again.

"There's nothing wrong. Of course, our country ranks first in terms of food. KFC McDonald's doesn't have to do as the locals do. The fried dough sticks and buns are made for us, hahahaha."

"Liu Xun really gave us a long face. It's great to have such a world-class star. I hope Liu Xun will continue to be famous in the world, and one day his fame will catch up with Xiao Lizi, so that those crooked nuts will also pay attention to us. The stars of China."

"In the words of Huaxia Kingdom, Liu Ke is really skinny, and he always teases us. We foreigners have a lot of whimsy and ideas, so there's nothing wrong, let alone us Americans, who can make good curry with their own people. Several kinds of beggars, haha."

"¨"The Americans are engaging in regional discrimination again. We Yindu talents are not interested in this beggar. We like Taylor, Scarlett, Di Lieba, and one after another of beauties. It's us watching the movie, oh no, it's the reason to watch the show."

"Brother, why do I feel that the more you talk, the more you smear us Yindu people? It's better not to talk about it, we are as wretched as you are everywhere, I come from a successful middle-class family, I love movies, I love Li Ang, so watch this show."

At this time, the cooking part has come to an end, because the live broadcast time is already at noon, so everyone needs to rest.At this time, the program team also put subtitles in front of the screen, informing the audience that because the stars are also on break, the live broadcast will now come to an end, and it will probably start again in the evening.

"Everyone has worked hard, worked hard!" Sun Honglei first patted the photographers' shoulders one by one to encourage them. After the camera was turned off, he rushed to Liu Xun as fast as he could, and immediately grabbed it. The only remaining beggar chicken was eaten.

As for food, if you eat too much, you will get tired of it, so the stars who had already had a good time just now looked at Sun Honglei's greedy look and thought about himself just now, and they couldn't help but laugh.

"Director Sun didn't expect you to be like this. According to your traditional Chinese language, a calm gentleman would be so embarrassed."

When Xiao Lizi came just now, Sun Honglei led him step by step, so he was surprised by Sun Honglei's performance now.

"No way, there is no bird in this world that doesn't eat bugs." Sun Honglei spoke with food in his mouth, humming like a frightened pig, making everyone laugh.

It's a pity that the audience couldn't see this scene, otherwise they would have to applaud again for this laugh. .

Chapter [-]: The fun of grabbing seats

Chapter [-]: The fun of grabbing seats

"Let's play a little game before listening to Taylor sing, let Taylor sing as the finale." Liu Xun suggested.

"Okay, but what game is good to play?"

"Look at the gear around us, there's nothing better than a game of grabbing seats."

"I think it's OK, but the knockout in every round of this game has to be punished, what do you think?"

Everyone nodded in agreement, and then began to discuss the best and most fun way to punish.Di Lieba proposed to use the most popular truth or dare in China as punishment. Scarlett and the others found it very novel. They wanted to try it, and they unanimously passed.

"Okay, now that the game's items and punishment methods have been decided, let's start, remember that friendship comes first and competition comes second." Liu Xun hilariously imitated the referee's appearance, which caused the audience to go crazy. Tucao.

They pulled out a chair that had been placed under the round table, and now everyone had to avoid being the one who was left alone.For the sake of fairness, of course, the task of issuing orders can no longer be handed over to Liu Xun, and Sun Honglei has already made preparations.

"Listen to my password, everyone, I'll reiterate the rules again, there can be no pulling during the game, otherwise it will be regarded as a foul and you will be out of the game directly. Only the whole buttocks sitting on the chair will be considered a success, but if two people occupy one at the same time. Half of the position, at this time it depends on who has the stronger butt, remember not to push people with your hands." Sun Honglei smiled, this is of course a benefit to the audience.

"Okay, the first round of preparations... start."

Following Sun Honglei's order, everyone immediately reacted and started a fierce competition. What the audience didn't expect was that the first one to sit firmly was not Liu Xun, who everyone thought was the most stable, but the most eccentric Dili. Reba.The process of occupying a seat is an instant thing. The first one to be eliminated is Tony, because when he wanted to take a seat, when he saw that the object he was competing with was Taylor, he gave up in a gentlemanly manner. .

"The first round is over, let me announce the overall situation. First of all, the winner of this round is Di Lieba." As soon as Sun Honglei finished speaking, Di Lieba proudly stood up two pairs of scissors, and rushed to the camera happily fiddling.

"The knockout in this round is Tony, and the content of the punishment will be discussed by you. Now I want to emphasize that everyone must remember that you are facing a game now, and everyone must participate seriously and not There is no difference between men and women, so as to make the game perform the most exciting."

After Sun Honglei finished speaking, Tony shrugged his shoulders, gave an apologetic expression, and made a cute appearance of correcting his mistakes.

"What kind of punishment do you want to give Tony?" Liu Xun seemed to be more anxious than anyone else, with a look of schadenfreude.

"Let's let him choose truth or risk first."

"Then I'll choose the truth, I wouldn't dare to fall into the trap if Liu Da is flickering."

"Okay, then let the show team give you a random truth."

"Tony listen up and say the weirdest confession you've ever come across."

"Oh, well, I'm going to tell the truth, but it's so bizarre, I swear I'm definitely willing to bring it up. It was in my high school semester, and a guy, a guy, got a crush on me, and yet He strangely thought that I was also crooked. After finding out about my birthday, he actually ran around the school playground in that very revealing rainbow-colored strip of paper clothes, and broadcast it loudly on the radio, Tony's gay has to say it out loud. God, I'm so confident, otherwise I wouldn't be an actor now."

After listening to Tony's words, Liu Xun and Xiao Lizi stretched out a hand and put a hand on Tony's shoulder, showing sympathy and a wretched smile. Voice.

"Tony, this can be my joke for a year, hahahaha, it's so funny."