Urban: My pain can brush money!

Chapter 142 Me! Storyteller!!!

“Writing novels?”

Su Mengmeng asked curiously.

“Hmm.”

Wang Xiaonian nodded with a smile.

Wang Xiaonian in his previous life was a deep lover of online literature, and he had read countless novels, although he could not write them, but he could tell an approximate one.

It’s like Wang Xiaonian has the details of countless online novels’.

It’s just that Wang Xiaonian doesn’t have the pen power to write it out.

But Su Mengmeng has ah.

Belch…

There may be!

Just as the so-called fertile water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, sisters and brothers work together to earn manuscript fees.

“Oh, so tell me, what do you want to teach me to write?”

Su Mengmeng said half-convinced.

Although his godbrother is a high school student, he does not have anything that ordinary high school students can do.

Open a restaurant!

Do carpentry!

I can also teach myself to write a resume!

If other high school students teach themselves to write novels, Su Mengmeng will think that this is youth.

But Wang Xiaonian’s words, Su Mengmeng felt that it was still a little credible.

“Sister Su, listen.”

Wang Xiaonian turned on his storytelling mode at this time.

“Thirty years of Hedong and thirty years of Hexi, don’t bully the young and poor!”

“Waste wood disciple…”

Wang Xiaonian first talked to Su Mengmeng about Dou Po.

Wang Xiaonian said for less than 10 minutes, but was stopped by Su Mengmeng.

“What’s wrong? Sister Sue! Isn’t this novel wonderful? ”

Wang Xiaonian asked suspiciously.

“It’s wonderful! But I’m personally not interested in fantasy.”

Su Mengmeng said.

“Fantasy is not interested?”

“Okay then.”

“I’ll tell you about the city.”

“I really want to be born again!”

Clouds!

Wang Xiaonian spoke again.

Wang Xiaonian said colorfully, spitting, but Su Mengmeng yawned directly, “What’s wrong again?” Sister Sue! ”

Wang Xiaonian asked a little helplessly.

“I hate scumbags.”

“Hmph!”

“Don’t listen! Don’t listen! I don’t listen! ”

Su Mengmeng refused the scumbag stream again, Su Mengmeng didn’t like it, let alone the stallion flow, which made Wang Xiaonian want to say “Merry Great Magician”, can only be folded in the sky.

“Sister Su, you must think it’s okay to do this.”

“God of War returns and finds his daughter living in a kennel”

Wang Xiaonian still said immortally.

“Don’t.”

Su Mengmeng deflated her mouth and did not let Wang Xiaonian say the content, and rejected this again.

Again and again, the pass made Wang Xiaonian a little discouraged.

“Xiaonian, Sister Su is a girl.”

“If you want me to write, you also have to write about the theme of the female class.”

“These you boys like to watch, my sister is really not used to it.”

Su Mengmeng saw that Wang Xiaonian, who had worked in vain, was a little frustrated, and couldn’t help but smile and comfort, “Oh? ”

Su Mengmeng’s words once again made Wang Xiaonian’s eyes shine.

“yes!”

“I forgot this stubble, after all, Su Mengmeng is a girl, and writing boys’ yy cool texts will naturally be a little uncomfortable.”

“Then I’ll say female frequency is good.”

When Wang Xiao was born a year ago, he also read women’s novels.

What a domineering president Mary Sue!

Female frequency group pet text!

There is also a woman who is reborn for revenge, stepping on the belly of the black girlfriend, so that the domineering male protagonist becomes a licking dog: “Sister Su, you listen to me.” ”

“”Sophie’s Revenge”, Sophie in her previous life, was framed by her girlfriend the night before her wedding, the male protagonist mistakenly thought that Sophie was a ‘watery poplar’ person, and on the wedding day, she not only repented on the spot, but also released indecent clips of herself and hooligans in public.”

“The wedding was on the spot, and the guests were shocked!”

“Sophie’s parents died on the spot!”

“Sophie jumped into the river with hatred, and although she was rescued, she has become a vegetative person.”

“When I was in the hospital, I heard my girlfriend confide in me.”

“After being reborn, on the night before the wedding, although Sophie still went to the appointment, she dropped the milk tea that her girlfriend bought for herself, Sophie herself was not lost in her mind, but her girlfriend was”

Clouds.

Wang Xiaonian first said an approximate idea, and then looked at Su Mengmeng’s reaction.

“Don’t stop.”

“Xiao Nian!”

“Go on!”

Su Mengmeng was anxious and said expectantly.

Belch!

Wang Xiaonian was dumbfounded…

Boy.

I dare you like this type.

Wang Xiaonian continued.

However, as he spoke, a sense of shame rose in Wang Xiaonian’s heart.

MMP himself is a pure master, to substitute girls, to tell these stories.

Shame on Jiel!

At this time, Su Mengmeng listened very vigorously, and looked at Wang Xiaonian with full attention.

Wang Xiaonian when talking about the third man, a fat licking dog.

A surging sense of shame welled up in my heart.

No more!

Wang Xiaonian felt that he couldn’t say it anymore.

“Xiao Nian, go on,” Su Mengmeng urged a little impatiently, but at this time, Wang Xiaonian really couldn’t say anything.

This kind of big heroine text, where is normal boy likely to accept it?

What’s more, he is still the ‘most kind man’ in Yu Fanfan’s mouth.

Wang Xiaonian felt that he could not earn this money.

Gotta boo!

Don’t earn anymore!

Just when Wang Xiaonian was about to give up.

In his mind, a series of mechanical cold electronic sounds sounded again.

“Ding, pain value +1!”

I rub!

Wang Xiaonian’s whole person was a little dumbfounded.

The shame when saying that the female frequency is the heroine is also a pain.

Moreover, it is still a very painful kind.

Wang Xiaonian gritted his teeth and continued.

“Ding, pain value +1!”

“Ding, pain value +2!”

As the plot progresses… Wang Xiaonian’s pain value brushed faster and faster, brushing more and more.

“It’s so uncomfortable!”

Wang Xiaonian had a small collapse.

But for the sake of pain value, Wang Xiaonian, who was red-faced, said for a full 1 hour.

After this wave, the pain value went straight to 300 points.

At the same time, Su Mengmeng also smiled with satisfaction: “Hee, Xiao Nian, this theme is okay, I like it.” ”

“Sister, I promised you!”