Urban Pirate World: I am in Zekaido

"No, sir, spare me, I really can't move anymore..."

"You bunch of useless parasites! You can't even move your stool!

You didn't suffer the city lord's pain, but you enjoy his blessings!

In order to make everyone have food to eat, the city lord specially opened up a rabbit bowl plantation!

It's okay that you can't spray manure as fertilizer, but you dare to gather together to spread rumors and cause trouble!"

The development of the matter was beyond the understanding of Sha Wuhen and others, and the CPU was almost burned out.

"This? Catch them and spray manure?"

"That's right! My city lord is wise and powerful. All those who gossip will not be severely punished, but they will be punished with moving stool to set an example!"

Lu Renyi raised his chest proudly.

"It's ridiculous! Do you even have the heart to catch this poor 86-year-old old lady!"

Lu Renyi and other officers and soldiers also whispered when they saw this scene.

"86 years old, it's not easy to deal with, what if he dies in prison?"

"Forget it, Lord Lu, a mortal, 86 years old, absolutely invulnerable."

"Forget it! Let's just pretend we don't see it."

Lu Renyi coughed, "Ahem, except for that old lady, take away all the other slanderers!"

"No, Lord, if we want to go together, why can't we arrest this old lady who slandered the most and said the most bad things? I don't accept it!"

"That's right, that's right!"

The group of people complained.

Sha Wuhen's cold voice spread throughout the venue, "You can't take anyone away today! I said!"

"I'm giving you face, but you don't want it! I don't think you know how powerful my Soul-Destroying Iron Claw is!"

Seeing that the action was still blocked, Lu Renyi knew that this was looking for trouble.

Looking at Sha Wuhen who was well protected by a circle of people, "It can be seen that some rich businessman dared to do whatever he wanted with a group of guards!

Let me catch the thief first!"

Soul-destroying Iron Claws!!

Lu Renyi moved like a rabbit, and came to Sha Wuhen like a shadow. His hands became eagle claws and went straight to Sha Wuhen's crotch. His finger force could crush his head with bare hands!

With a hiss, Lu Renyi took out a large pile of objects without any resistance, which surprised him a little. He looked closely and saw that the objects in his hand turned into yellow sand and scattered.

He looked up and met Sha Wuhen's gloomy eyes.

"Grandson, you are quite despicable!"

"Natural! Then...then I will put it back for you?" Lu Renyi felt bad, as if he had kicked the iron plate...

Sha Wuhen slapped Lu Renyi directly and flew him to the wall, and he couldn't get him down.

"Lord Lu!"

A team of soldiers hurriedly pulled Lu Renyi down from the wall.

"What should we do, Lord Lu? It's so difficult."

"Go... Go quickly..."

Lu Renyi's legs were shaking as he got down from the wall. He didn't dare to stop for a moment to let the soldiers help him leave.

Sha Wuhen didn't chase him.

"Remember, little guy, my name is Sha Wuhen. If you don't agree, you can ask your Lord Jiang to come find me!"

Sha Wuhen and others saw Lu Renyi leaving with the soldiers, and the uncles and aunts around thanked them one after another.

"I think the Right Prime Minister Zhang Ju is getting old and confused! What a bullshit election that allows the virtuous to be in the same fold! Those who are in power are actually parasites!

The five elders of the Han Dynasty are currently short of one. If Lord Hai Rui is successfully elected, the Han Dynasty will be completely renewed! It will no longer be the one-man show of the Right Prime Minister."

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"You said that you were beaten by a man who called himself Sha Wuhen? The other party is suspected to be a natural sand-sand fruit ability user?"

"Yes, Lord City Lord." Lu Renyi knelt down with a plop and complained to Jiang Chen who was sitting on a high seat.

A song and dance troupe was performing in the center of the hall.

Gu Qingying took the information with her long legs, "Sha Wuhen, 34 years old, former colonel of Anzhou branch, now replaces the former Qingcheng branch chief Major Duan Tianya who was killed in action as the new Qingcheng Army branch chief.

A natural Sand-Sand Fruit ability user, a silver-level master, proficient in Armament Haki, the rank of colonel was originally held by a gold-level strongman, and he is the only one who has obtained the rank of colonel at the silver level.

It is suspected that he has the almost invincible strength of the same level and can defeat the gold-level strongman.

He is the most likely to inherit the Anzhou branch base chief in the future."

Jiang Chen knocked on the table and thought, "This kind of Why would such a person come to the small city of Qing? It sounds like he has bad intentions. "

"I heard that our new minister is a loyal fan of Hai Rui, the Imperial Censor of the Metropolitan Procuratorate. He advocates fighting corruption, upholding the justice of the laws of the Han Dynasty, opposing extravagance, and advocating frugality.

He has different political views from the Right Prime Minister Zhang Juzheng. I heard that you can safely sit on the position of the city lord because of the Right Prime Minister. This minister may indeed have bad intentions. "

"This guy is crazy, shouldn't he be a fan of the three generals of the army? I am really impressed..."

"I have worked so hard to protect the people of Qingcheng and have done so many things,I have put in so much effort, and I can't enjoy myself! The dance troupe, don't stop! Keep playing and dancing!"

Jiang Chen cursed, and saw Lu Renyi's unlucky face again, "I will let Sha Wuhen know who is the boss of Qingcheng!

In the final analysis, this is because you are too weak.

I will give you a holiday during this period... No, it's a holiday adjustment!

Go and have fun. I heard that Beihu Park has a new amusement park. I have dozens of tickets they gave you. The high-altitude pendulum inside is quite fun. Go and relax when you have time."

Lu Renyi climbed over happily, "Thank you, Lord! Thunder and rain are all the grace of the Lord!

But the pendulum is not interesting. I played it once and it was very boring. I slept the whole time until the staff kept pinching my philtrum and woke me up. "

"Really? You haven't played enough. I heard that this big pendulum can hang people upside down in the air for half an hour. Can't this wake you up?"

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Time flies like a galloping horse, and the sun and the moon are like falling flowers and flowing water. The annual college entrance examination has finally begun.

This college entrance examination will start with primary assessments and screening in various cities to examine character, devil fruit, realm and physical skills.

Candidates who pass the examination will receive a passing certificate and the right to choose three universities. At the same time, they are also eligible to go to the main cities of each state to participate in the selection of good level and above.

Once you get a good certificate, you can get the opportunity to fill in the volunteer application for the second university, and so on.

And Sha Wuhen, the new head of the Army Division of Qingcheng, is the chief examiner of the Qingcheng qualified level college entrance examination!

The deputy chief examiner should have been Jiang Chen, but he also had to take the college entrance examination. In order to avoid suspicion, he recommended the position of deputy chief examiner to Principal Situ Liancheng.

At this time, Jiang Chen looked at the college entrance examination questions sent by Situ Liancheng.

1. Please briefly Describe the rise and development of high-level martial arts civilization after the revival of spiritual energy.

2. Please analyze the characteristics and restraint relationships of various devil fruits.

3. Please discuss the important impacts of the six universal skills of the army on society.

4. Please analyze the status of high-level martial arts masters in society and the obligations and responsibilities they should bear? (No less than 800 words)

5. Suppose the king of monsters Godzilla attacks your city, how should you use the resources in your hands to protect the lives and property of yourself and your companions with the greatest efficiency? (Please analyze from multiple angles)

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Jiang Chen's head was a little exploded when he saw these questions, but unfortunately there were only questions but no answers, and he had to find them in advance.

Jiang Chen tried to write by himself.

Question: When you are fighting against monsters on the monster defense line, you find a man and a woman hiding in a trench kissing. As a leader, what would you do?

Jiang Chen replied: For this problem, my solution is as follows. First, if the kissing party is a beautiful woman, I will cough lightly and say, "Enough kissing, it's my turn. ”

Secondly, if there are no beauties, I will walk up to them and say, "Have something good to eat." The above is my answer.

Q: When you, as a martial arts instructor, see your students question you on the grounds that the gender consciousness is unfair, why men must stand to go to the toilet, but women can squat to go to the toilet, how should you answer?

Jiang Chen replied: Regarding this question, I will definitely start with how to guide their gender consciousness.

I will tell him, child, all beings are equal, but you cannot assume a person's gender or the way to go to the toilet. This is our freedom as human beings. You can even go to the principal's office to go to the toilet, go to the toilet on the main road, and go to the toilet on someone's head, but don't say that I taught you, and the answer is over.

"I am a fucking genius!"

After writing a long essay, Jiang Chen felt that the literary exam was just like this. It was too simple and it was not a problem to get a full score.