Urban Pirate World: I am in Zekaido

"I am the peerless genius of Jiangcheng! No one can defeat me! Do you really think I am afraid of your group attack?"

"Watch this! Take my blow, Sister Xianglin!"

Pointing to the object and transforming into Sister Xianglin! ! !

The big hand of the Emperor Xie Army suddenly slapped the ground, creating a huge vortex, and a shit-yellow figure emerged from the vortex!

The figure was graceful, wearing a veil and a shit-yellow wide-sleeved fairy skirt, with long sleeves waving and long hair piled up high, looking like an enlarged version of a Tingting woman!

"Damn it, how did he come up with such a detailed character with such disgusting materials?"

Cheng Dongqing pointed at Sister Xianglin with a look of shock on his face.

Sister Xianglin, who was dozens of meters tall, stepped on the steps of a lady from the pre-Qin period, with an attitude at every step, swinging her long sleeves, hitting the sky with shit, and the stench was overwhelming!

Completely crazy! ! !

Jiang Chen silently stepped back a few steps,

"Hiss~ So terrifying, there has never been a Venerable in the feces channel. If possible, he may be able to fill this vacancy. Who of you can take this challenge?"

Everyone looked at each other, looking at me and me.

The natural feces fruit is too powerful. The physical attack is average, but his magic damage is really horrifying, and it is the kind of real damage.

The damage is not high, but it is extremely insulting.

Li Kuangtu looked at the trident in his hand, which had turned yellow and white, and silently picked up the Fang Tian Huaji that Lu Zibu had put aside and looked at it for a while, and then stole it with satisfaction.

Gu Qingying had already put on a gas mask.

Ye Zhen waved his hand to express his helplessness, "City Lord, you know me, I am just a straw, I can wipe my butt, but if the amount is too large, I can't hold it..."

Zhang Wei: "Brother, you know me, it's useless for you to let me imitate the dung beetle..."

"Damn it, you are all cowards who are greedy for life and afraid of shit!"

Jiang Chen had no choice but to do it himself!

"Ahaha! What can you use to block my move!"

The arrogant voice of the Huang Xie Army resounded through the sky.

"You ignorant little brat, don't think that the natural system can do whatever it wants. Let me teach you how big this world is! You are a shit man who ate the shit fruit! Ugh~"

I can't take it anymore, it's too stinky!

Jiang Chen stretched out his hand, and the flames condensed on his palm. The high-energy heat continued to condense and compress, and the surrounding air was faintly scorched and twisted.

Then he swung forward fiercely!

"Fire Fist•Big Fire Collects Juice!!!"

The huge flame collided with the moving septic tank of Xiang Lin Sao of the Huang Xie Army like a long dragon!

The raging flames swept and burned the dung dry! Beige high-temperature mist evaporated on the battlefield!

"Oh my god~ It's really a big fire collecting juice!"

The mist filled the whole venue and enveloped everyone, and the disgusting stench penetrated everyone's nostrils!

"Miscalculated!" Jiang Chen's eyes were solemn. Although Xiang Lin's wife was burned dry, the high temperature brought a more disgusting stench.

Gu Qingying handed over a gas mask at the critical moment, and Jiang Chen put it on immediately.

"Sister Gu, do you have any more?" Cheng Dongqing was so choked that tears came out.

"If there is no more, there are only two." Gu Qingying waved her hands helplessly.

"I really can't stand it. Why is there such a disgusting fruit..."

Jiang Chen was also numb. Huang Xiejun's ability as a shit superman was very tricky, and even Jiang Chen didn't know how to start.

Holding the Eight Fasting Precepts, Jiang Chen only needed to get close to Huang Xiejun with a stick to knock him out.

But he couldn't bear it. He used a weapon to hit the septic tank. He didn't want to use this weapon even if he washed it in the future, just like Li Kuangtu's trident. Now it has really become a golden trident, and it is definitely unusable.

"Golden trident!" Jiang Chen thought of a good idea. Yes, since Li Kuangtu's trident was no longer in use, Jiang Chen could just use his. He said to Li Kuangtu, "Kuangtu, give me the trident!"

Li Kuangtu wrapped the trident with rice cakes as a protective measure, "Brother, take it!"

Jiang Chen was surrounded by invisible sword energy and protected from water and water!

"Kuangtu, I'll give you a better one next time!"

"I don't need it, I found a better one." Li Kuangtu glanced at Lu Zibu with a guilty conscience.

And Jiang Chen had already rushed into the sky with a trident in his hand. He was determined to blow up the dog heads of the Huang Xie Army!

Thunder flashed on the trident, and its might was like a god descending from the sky!

The Huang Xie Army was not to be outdone.

"Come on! Watch out!"

The era of the dung river! ! !

The dung waves surged up, and the sky and the earth became a sea of ​​dung!

There was no end in sight!

All the people on both sides were struggling in the manure pool.

Li Kuangtu used rice cakes to build a high platform to protect his people in the first place.

The men of the Huang Xie army were not so lucky. They were swept into the sea of ​​manure. Those who could swim were better off, but those who couldn't swim suffered a miserable fate.

Jiang Chen's figure burst out at a high speed, breaking through the yellow-brown waves and rushing to the front of the Huang Xie army..

"What a great ability to fool around, but just keep fooling around! A clown is a clown, take my thunderous gossip!"

Jiang Chen smashed Huang Xiejun's forehead with a halberd at lightning speed, and the thunder directly knocked him out of his elemental form, and his head was broken and bleeding, and even the revolving lantern came out.

Huang Xiejun's body kept falling from the sky, and his head was broken and bleeding, and it seemed that his whole consciousness was constantly floating to the sky, in a daze.

"He is Huang Xiejun? He looks handsome, haha~"

Huang Xiejun lowered his head and walked through the corridor of the school, and students kept pointing at him.

"Look, the most handsome man in Shenghua High School."

"He has both good looks and strength!"

Huang Xiejun ran out of everyone's sight with his head down, "No! Why do you have to stare at my face! Why don't they praise my strength! I don't want to be a handsome guy.

If God gives me another chance, I just want everyone to stop paying attention to my extraordinary beauty!"

He just wants to be a cold, ruthless and domineering strong man. From childhood to adulthood, this face always gives people the illusion that people unconsciously regard him as a vase that is useless!

Devil Fruit Space.

"Look, the school grass Huang Xiejun summoned the Human-Human Fruit Fantasy Beast Buddha form and the infamous Natural Fung Fruit!"

"Choose the Buddha quickly! Idol! From now on, Xiejun Gege will be a cold Buddhist. You vote for me and I vote for you. Brother Xiejun will debut tomorrow~"

Huang Xiejun held the feces-shaped devil fruit in his hand and a relieved smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

There is no devil fruit that is more compatible with the user's inner desire.

"I think I found what I want!"

Then, in the confusion of the crowd and the disappointment of the fans, he swallowed the whole dung fruit! Refined in an instant!

Huang Xiejun's misty eyes showed a trace of clarity. He saw his men struggling in the dung sea and cursing.

"Sorry, partners, I can't accompany you anymore..."

Then Huang Xiejun released the fruit ability, the dung sea gradually disappeared, and the whole land was reborn.

"Boss! I'm here to save you!"

Madou, who still had some strength left, ran at full speed and tried to hug Huang Xiejun who was falling from the sky.

He did catch it, but unfortunately he overestimated his ability to withstand it and was smashed into a meat pie by the strong inertia at high altitude and the force generated by Jiang Chen's attack.