Urban Pirate World: I am in Zekaido

"Senior, your experience is also a rare story in ancient and modern times..."

Zu Jiao Zhenjun exhaled the last puff of smoke and extinguished the cigarette in his hand, "It's okay, that's all in the past, I don't want to mention it anymore, I feel much better after telling this past.

Mr. Jiang hopes you can keep this secret for me. Most of my martial arts secrets are handed over to you. I hope that the friends you mentioned really have great talent and perseverance. Don't let these martial arts disappear in history."

After the old beggar finished speaking, he staggered away, his back was a little bleak and lonely.

The tattered clothes and the hunched figure were indescribably lonely.

"Old senior, don't worry, I'll keep my mouth shut!"

Jiang Chen also called him and gave the old beggar the 200 million Bailey counterfeit banknotes given to him by Hu Laoba in the other world.

"It's not easy for you to get these. I, Jiang Chen, am not a person who takes advantage of others. Take these two hundred million Baileys as a small token of your appreciation for teaching me the Dharma."

"Oh~" The old beggar's eyes were wide open.

The whole box of Baileys blinded him.

"I'm so sorry, Jiang Chen, you can't do this, you can't do this!"

The old beggar shook his head and held the box of money in his arms.

"Ahaha, Jiang Chen, you are such a decent person, so open-minded! The road is long and the mountains are high, we will meet again later!"

The old beggar laughed loudly. This time his back was full of vigor and vitality.

Jiang Cheng saw that the old beggar's mood became high and energetic before he left, and nodded with satisfaction.

The money in the other world was taken for nothing. Jiang Chen went to the bank to deposit money and was told that it was counterfeit money. The coins were highly imitated, although they were enough to be mistaken for the real thing, but counterfeit money was counterfeit money.

Large-scale transactions are impossible, but eating at a roadside stall is fine. Once the money is checked, it will be exposed. So I just gave it all to the old beggar and let him have fun.

The old beggar walked around the corner and stopped at the door of a club with brilliant lights.

Tingchao Pavilion Foot Bath.

"Foot massage is also Taoism, and the technique is also a method! It is really said that Tao follows nature.

I am Zujiao Zhenren, and I have money. Today I will test the law and ask for the Tao!"

After saying that, the old beggar walked in with a flushed face.

...

"Baji Baji, you said this lamb kebab, Baji Baji, it's so delicious~"

While Jiang Chen was arguing with the old beggar, Cheng Dongqing and others were not idle either, strolling around the snack street and eating a lot.

Gu Qingying and Mi Youyou each held a cup of milk tea in their hands, and from time to time they walked to a stall to choose goods. Their eyes were flowing, and they looked around, like the charm of autumn water. One was ethereal and beautiful, and the other was delicate and charming. Their beautiful figures attracted the attention of passers-by.

"Wow, sister, I'm lost. Can Nikuo take me home~"

A half-grown little boy, licking a lollipop, with snot running down his nose, was pinching Gu Qingying's skirt pitifully with his dirty hands that had touched his snot.

In the distance, a burly man was wearing a gold necklace, with a double-faced turtle tattooed on his left arm and a boiling sheep tattooed on his right arm.

He looked at the snotty boy with expectation and obscenity as he approached Gu Qingying.

That man was the man who had driven away the old beggar before.

"Come on, son. Whether your father can marry you a stepmother depends on your ability to approach people."

The snotty boy made a "yeah" gesture to the man from a distance with his hands behind his back.

Cheng Dongqing saw everything.

After eating the mutton skewers, he came behind the little brat in open-crotch pants and casually inserted the stick into the crack of the little brat's buttocks.

"Ouch~"

The little brat covered his buttocks and jumped in pain.

Then he burst into tears.

The burly man in the distance couldn't sit still. His son Pi Yanzi was stabbed with a stick and immediately stood up and rushed over aggressively.

Gu Qingying and Mi Youyou looked at each other and understood.

"You turtle bastard! You dare to hit people and bully my son. Don't think about leaving if you don't pay 100,000 or 80,000 today!"

Cheng Dongqing ignored him and picked up the child and threw him to the man.

"Hey, little brat, you are lost, your father is here."

The onlookers, vendors and passers-by gathered around when they saw that there was fun to watch.

"First of all, let me make a correction and clarify. I didn't hit your son. I just poked his butt. If he didn't cry, how could you come?

If you didn't come, wouldn't your son be lost?"

The burly man caught the child, furious.

"Son, how's your butt?"

"Woo, my butt hurts."

Seeing this, the man rolled up his sleeves and was about to fuck Cheng Dongqing.

Cheng Dongqing's left hand suddenly turned into a giant claw, scaring the burly man to incontinence on the spot.

"What are you doing? The child's anus is always bad, most likely he is gay, why are you looking for me?"

Cheng Dongqing said with a smile.

"Wow, you can do this to such a child, and his father came to you to argue with you, but you scared him to incontinence! You are really out of your mind!"

"Looking at their clothes and accents, they are not from Jiangcheng. People from other cities are really uncultured."

"These people from other cities are really rude. I don't know which poor and remote place they came from. "

"I tell you people from other cities, this is Jiangcheng, not your third- and fourth-level small cities or small places in the mountains. You have come to the wrong place to fight!

Our Jiangcheng is a second-level city. If you want to make a living in Jiangcheng, you must abide by the rules of our Jiangcheng!"

The onlookers accused Cheng Dongqing and his group.

"Apologize! You outsiders!"

The burly man who was supported by everyone felt that he was standing up again when he saw this. He wiped the water stains in his crotch with his son's coat.

"My son just wanted to meet these two beautiful ladies and didn't expect to be bullied by this man!

I won't say anything else. I won't ask you to compensate for mental damages. Just let these two girls go home with me to wash my pants, and I'll let this matter go!"

The burly man looked at Gu Qingying and Mi Youyou with a lecherous smile on his face.

"Oh, you are a generous young man."

"Tsk tsk, young man, you are just too soft-hearted~"

"What are the two girls waiting for? Just accompany this young man home to wash his pants."

The people around started to make a noise.

The burly man said to Gu Qingying with a smile.

"Beautiful girl, I am single and have never married. I am 1.78 meters tall, with an annual income of 200,000 yuan. I am honest and don't talk much.

The ideal type is like you~"

Gu Qingying and the others were expressionless in the face of the crowd's booing.

Cheng Dongqing laughed like a pig.

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. You are lying with your eyes open. I see you are standing on tiptoe. I guess you are less than 1.7 meters tall. I see that you are 1.7 meters tall and have an income of 200,000 in eight years. You are old and don't tell the truth much!"

The burly man's face flushed.

"Oh! Too arrogant, bullying a father and son, it's simply too arrogant, so many of us are watching, apologize quickly, otherwise report to the Supervisory Department and arrest you all."

"What would Brother Jiang Chen do if he was here?" Cheng Dongqing tilted his head and asked his companions.

"Then we must teach this group of people. The first rule of life is not to meddle in other people's business. "

Li Kuangtu spoke in a deep voice.

The next moment, heavy fist shadows whizzed past, and the burly man and the onlookers fell to the ground as if they were hit hard.

Everyone only felt a flash of black shadows and then a severe pain. The strong pain made them unable to recover for a long time and couldn't even get up.

"Ouch, it hurts so much~"

"Help, someone help me~"

"I feel my balls were hit hard, call an ambulance~"

The people lying on the ground wailed.

"There is no law, I can't stand the pain, who can help me report the number of the Inspectorate and let the constable come! Let the constable come! "

People at other stalls kept their heads down and kept silent. If they met a reasonable person, they could still stand up for justice. If they met an unreasonable person who dared to commit violence in the street, he must have a background and strength. They would not be good people.

"Oh, you still want to call?"

Cheng Dongqing slapped his head after hearing what this person said, "It will be very troublesome for you to call."

After that, he and Lu Zibu and others stepped on the mobile phones of the knocked-down onlookers one by one.

Then they whistled and walked away.

After a while, a team of inspectors rushed to the scene to understand the situation, and then evacuated the crowd. It seemed that they were accustomed to such things. They left after a formality.

"Too arrogant!"

A young couple looked at the scene in front of them and clenched their fists.

"Bullying men and women, swaggering in the streets, these people are too lawless! "

"Yes, this is how the atmosphere in Jiangcheng has deteriorated. It seems that our Lord Jiangcheng, the Great Sage Qi Tian, ​​is not as conscientious as he says. He does not manage the city well."

"I know that group of people. They are the subordinates of Jiang Chen, the Tianjiao who has been in the limelight recently. Record this matter and report it to Director Hou Liangping together."

Two young plainclothes ICAC officers got up and left the milk tea shop.

The ICAC received a report that an organization called Shanshui Group in Jiangcheng might be secretly involved in illegal activities that endangered the Han people.

They were personally instructed by Director Hou Liangping to arrive in Jiangcheng in advance to conduct a preliminary investigation.

Jiangcheng is indeed a second-level city, and its prosperity is far beyond that of ordinary cities.

After beating up the people, Cheng Dongqing and his group continued to stroll around and soon joined Jiang Chen.

After listening to the report of Cheng Dongqing and others, Jiang Chen nodded with satisfaction, saying that everyoneThis is a great progress and there is hope.

At the same time, Jiang Chen quietly told them the story of the old beggar who ate porridge carelessly~

While telling the story.

Two tall men, one black and one white, speaking in a foreign dialect, stopped a girl who was waiting for her boyfriend not far away.

"Hi, beautiful girl, your face is so pretty, your eyes are so pretty, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in Jiangcheng."

"It's like this, we are here for tourism from Zhongzhou Imperial Capital, and now I am doing a street challenge with my friends, challenging who can kiss 100 Jiangcheng girls first.

I have kissed 99 girls, are you willing to be the 100th?"

When the girl heard that she came from the Imperial Capital, she was flattered and covered her mouth, but still waved her hand hesitantly, "Uh, no, I'm waiting for someone, waiting for my boyfriend."

"Oh? Is it because I'm not handsome enough?"

"No, no, I'm really waiting for my boyfriend."

"Oh~ It's okay if he's not here, this is our little secret~"

The two men, one black and one white, persuaded.

The girl was a little tempted, but finally agreed. Xianshi kissed the two men one after another and left their mobile phone contact information.

Then the girl waited for her boyfriend and walked away as if nothing had happened. Her boyfriend brought her favorite ice cream, but the girl turned away with a look of disgust.

…

After chatting up a hundred girls, Dabai and Erhei smiled at each other.

"Alas~ These girls in small cities are so easy to deceive, it's so simple, even simpler than I thought, haha."

"I already like Jiangcheng.

I swear I will travel all over the great rivers and mountains of the Han Dynasty."

The two of them smiled wickedly and continued to look around to choose their targets.

Obviously, the scene before them was all seen by Jiang Chen and others.

Jiang Chen, who was eating melon seeds and watching the show, found that the black and white evil spirits were walking towards them.

"Wow, guess what I saw, Dabai! Such a beautiful girl, I swear, I will take her to the hotel tonight~"

"Yes, Erhei, I saw it too, but I like the lively and cute one next to me more."

The two walked to the seats of Gu Qingying and Mi Youyou with lustful eyes.

Repeating the previous words.

Gu Qingying and Mi Youyou looked up and saw a bald white man with a beard and a black man with big yellow teeth and a big mouth.

"Oh, two beautiful girls, your eyes are so beautiful, and your faces are also beautiful. You are simply the most beautiful girls I have seen in Jiangcheng."

"Oh, by the way, it's like this. We came from the Zhongzhou Imperial Capital and passed by Jiangcheng to travel. Now I am doing a street challenge with my friends, challenging who can kiss 100 Jiangcheng girls first.

I have kissed 99 girls. Are you willing to be the 100th?"

"No." Gu Qingying and Mi Youyou looked at each other and spoke speechlessly.

Jiang Chen and others were watching the show on the other side of the chair, baring their teeth and laughing.

"Oh why? Is it because we are not handsome enough, or are you waiting for your boyfriend?

Don't worry, this is a little secret between us~"

Dabai and Erhei even 'inadvertently' showed their ID cards from the imperial capital to prove their identities.

"Yes, you are not only not handsome enough, but also very, very ugly, the kind that will make you vomit if you look at it for one more second."

Mi Youyou started to spray wildly.

The two were stunned. They didn't expect that in this ordinary second-tier city, someone could resist their identity as a resident of the imperial capital~

Dabai and Erhei were relentless and continued to speak.

"Please, beautiful girl, you really fascinate us, just kiss us, just once and nothing will happen."

The two blocked Gu Qingying and the others' way, one in front and one behind, not wanting them to leave, and they were ready to leave if they didn't agree.

Mi Youyou and Gu Qingying narrowed their eyes, with murderous intent flashing in their eyes, and were about to take action.

At this time, other people passing by on the street stood up indignantly.

"People don't agree, what's the point of you two pestering me! Don't think you are so great just because you are from the imperial capital!

You can really make it in the imperial capital, but you come to us? You are a big shot."

"I have watched these two idiots trick countless girls into kissing them for a long time! It's disgusting."

"If you don't get out of here, I will beat you up."

Facing the accusations of the people around him, Dabai and Erhei waved their hands and showed an innocent smile.

Looking at everyone provocatively.

"We are legal residents of the imperial capital and are given priority protection in all cities across the Han Dynasty.

We are second-level bronze masters, don't say you canYou can't beat us, you just can't. If you dare to do it, you will be severely punished by the Supervisory Department.

Besides, we didn't lie, those girls are all willing, this is just a little game between me and them~"

Dabai and Erhei looked down at the passers-by who dared to be angry but not speak, their eyes full of disdain.