Urban Pirate World: I am in Zekaido

"Ah, what a hearty fight."

Jiang Chen was satisfied. This was the fate of all those who dared to stop him and provoke him.

He checked the work reports of other subordinates on his mobile phone.

Gu Qingying, killed 90 online rumor-mongers and slanderers.

Ye Zhen, eliminated 200 people who cursed Jiang Chen's ancestors online.

Cheng Dongqing, secretly assassinated more than 70 people who spread obscene rumors about Jiang Chen online.

Li Kuangtu, killed more than 100 online keyboard immortals, the emperor of mouth...

Jiang Chen nodded constantly. His subordinates were capable. It was roughly estimated that thousands of netizens could not escape Jiang Chen's murderous hands.

As a result, Ren Qianxing was seen in the next line.

Ren Qianxing, a veteran driver of Internet violence, was in a weak and depressed mental state on the way back and was hospitalized. Ye Zhen speculated that he might have been possessed by a dirty thing.

"What the hell, went out to kill someone and got himself possessed?"

Jiang Chen thought about it and decided to check on Ren Qianxing's condition and walked towards the hospital.

Jiangcheng No. 1 People's Hospital.

The sound of disinfectant and patients' murmurs was endless. Jiang Chen passed by the ward on the first floor of the inpatient department, and heard a group of inpatients chatting and bragging.

"You won't believe me if I tell you this. I was so scared that I abandoned my car and ran for five miles. I kept thinking that there was a ghost following me. When I turned back, there was only footsteps but no figure. I was scared.

You don't know that the ghost followed me all the way. My neck was so cold, as if someone was breathing on my neck!"

"Hey, brother, you can still survive after encountering a ghost? It's true that those who survive a disaster must have good fortune in the future. What happened next? How did you survive?"

Jiang Chen also slowed down his pace a little outside the door. This person likes to listen to gossip in his bones.

In the ward, the patient who escaped death started talking again.

"I'm not bragging, when I ran to the lake, there was really no way to go up to the sky and the door to the earth.

I gritted my teeth and jumped directly into the cold lake. I couldn't swim, and my legs and feet cramped.

But at that time, it was really God's blessing. Even if my limbs didn't work, I still had Jiba. With the help of a strong will to survive and adrenaline, I relied on Jiba to swing and swam a hundred meters.

Later, Jiba also cramped and couldn't swim. What should I do? It was still a hundred meters away from the opposite shore. Isn't this just waiting to die?

But who am I? I am a real warrior who eats coal-made corn, peanuts and olives mixed oil as a meal!

I directly clamped a passing fish with the net and used the fish's tail to successfully swim a 100 meters to the shore.

At this time, there is another problem! I don't have the strength to climb ashore!

Anyone who changes seats may have reached this point, but who am I? I have been driving a tanker for forty years, and I am a tough guy who has been in the wind and rain.

Finally, I recalled the love action ethics movies I have seen in my mind, and used the recoil of musk essence to successfully get ashore and save my life! ! ! "

"Oh my god, it's a miracle!"

"Is this Chinese? How can I not understand this combination..."

"Brother, you are simply a legend, your deeds have been uploaded to the Internet and searched hotly."

Jiang Chen shook his head, "You are a god."

At the same time, he silently opened the mobile phone search.

The first place in the hot search, a man ran for nine hours to escape from the alien breeding area in Heishuiwa Village.

The second place in the hot search, a woman drifted on the East China Sea for 36 hours and was successfully rescued.

The third place in the hot search, a little boy in Shanghai passed the horror elevator in 32 seconds.

Hot search No. 4, a genius female college student accidentally ate the highly toxic shanglu and had a strong antitoxin, and survived without injury.

Hot search No. 5, a man bungee-jumped from a 1518-meter cliff and suffered minor scratches.

Hot search No. 6, an old driver encountered a ghost, and the musk spirit in the lake saved himself.

Hot search No. 7, the new governor of Anzhou, Sha Yuejing, took office.

Hot search No. 8, one of the eight great masters in the world, the master of the academy accepted a little apprentice.

Hot search No. 9, Didu Technology successfully developed a bionic robot, which is currently being promoted on a large scale, supporting memory transplantation and customized exclusive appearance to meet people's longing for their deceased relatives. Some social organizations are protesting that this behavior violates ethics and morality...

...

"It's really on the hot search?"

Jiang Chen smacked his lips and climbed to the fifth floor again, coming to Ren Qianxing's ward. Pushing the door open, it was also quite noisy inside.

There were four patients in one ward. Ren Qianxing was lying in bed number one in a daze, his eyes were dull, his eyes were sunken, and his lips were purple, as if he had endured three days and three nights and had been sucked of his yang energy by a female ghost.

"No matter who you are, get off my brother!"

Zhang Wei was pointing at Ren Qianxing and dancing with joy. He was wearing a monk's robe and holding a peach wood sword, with a cross hanging around his neck, as if he was performing a shaman dance.

Cheng Dongqing was holding a pot, and Yan Wujin was holding a torch below.

Ye Zhen was holding a spatula and kept stirring. A closer look revealed that there was glutinous rice, cinnabar, fennel, star anise, and chicken blood inside., boy's urine...

Exorcise evil spirits all over the body.

After the quarrel, Ye Zhen grabbed a handful of small materials and threw them at Ren Qianxing, humming and singing softly, "Back off, back off!"

Ren Qianxing wiped his face and looked at Ye Zhen with despair, "Does this really work..."

"Shut up and don't talk."

Jiang Chen couldn't imagine that this was the team he led, and his heart was cold.

He turned his head and looked at bed number two. A young girl was lying on the bed eating melon seeds and watching TV series. A middle-aged woman, who should be the girl's mother, was sitting on a small bench next to her. She was hanging an IV drip.

"Mom, as soon as I heard that you were sick and hospitalized, I immediately came to see you. By the way, what are we having for lunch?"

The girl asked her mother who was hanging an IV drip.

"Eat northwest wind!" The mother said with a cold face.

The girl sat up from the bed and didn't even watch the TV series.

"Okay, it doesn't matter if you don't eat at noon, you can just take a nap and have dinner directly.

By the way, mom, it's so hot at home, I can't sleep at night, I want to turn on the air conditioner to sleep, please give me the remote control."

The girl acted coquettishly towards her mother, saying that she was about to get heatstroke and dehydrated.

The mother said coldly, "What do you mean by heat stroke? You are just too spoiled!"

The girl sighed and said exhaustedly, "But mom, the temperature is over 40 degrees today. I worked in a milk tea shop yesterday..."

"It's not hot. Don't believe the thermometer and the weather temperature report on your phone. They are not accurate. It's not hot at all. Be good and don't turn on the air conditioner. There is an electric fan at home. Just turn on the electric fan."

The girl was speechless, "I don't care. I will turn on the air conditioner when I go home!"

The girl's mother was also angry, "How can you not endure any hardship? When I was your age, I worked in the fields under the scorching sun. I never complained about the hardship or cried..."

The middle-aged woman kept telling stories about her youth.

The girl blocked her ears, "You just endured it. What era is it now? Can't your family afford to survive?"

"Electricity bills are not money! Why are you so wasteful? Are you going to make me angry to death!"

The middle-aged woman beat her chest.

"According to what you said, seeing a doctor costs money, eating costs money, and wearing clothes costs money. We are not human beings anymore."

The middle-aged woman was disappointed and tried to persuade her earnestly, saying that it was not easy for her and her father to make money, and they worked from dawn to dusk...

The girl rolled her eyes as she listened to her mother's mumbling.

"Why are you so ignorant? Can't you be considerate of us?"

"How can I be inconsiderate of you if I turn on the air conditioner? Can you not always talk about your hard work?

Why do you always PUA me! I just want to turn on the air conditioner! What's my fault! You think the electricity bill is expensive, right? I'll pay for the electricity bill this month, and I'll treat you to the air conditioner, okay?"

The girl scolded her mother loudly.

The middle-aged woman looked at her daughter's emotional state quietly, and spoke expressionlessly, but the words she said were like a mountain pressing on a child who couldn't breathe.

"Your father and I don't need it, and you shouldn't need it either!"

Jiang Chen listened and shook his head. It's really unfortunate for a child to have such controlling parents...

It's true that a dragon and a phoenix are together.

The girl was extremely disappointed and broke down. "Why why! Why don't you need it? Do you old people have to endure this hardship!!!"

"Because you installed the air conditioner in your mother's bedroom. The temperature outside is 40 degrees, and the room temperature in my bedroom is 60 degrees. Your mother got a heat stroke today and was on drip. Don't you know what's going on?"

The crowd of people who were eating melons on the side, even Ye Zhen stopped frying the iron pan unconsciously.

Jiang Chen:...

The girl whispered stubbornly: "Hey, you are just too delicate. You can't endure hardship at all..."