Urban Witcher

Ye Shaoyang asked Xiaobai to go back to the underworld, called Lin Sansheng down, and a group of people stood on the side of the underworld Huangquan Road and waited.

"The only communication between Master Yu and us is that every year when the sweet-scented osmanthus blooms, he will personally make some sweet-scented osmanthus cakes and give them to some big brothers to taste. His Excellency Fu Jun gave me a piece, and it tastes really delicious."

Xiao Yiyun licked his lips reminiscingly.

Ye Shaoyang said: "It sounds bad, I don't like sweet things, except oranges."

"Except what?"

"Oranges. Oranges are my favorite."

He didn't hear any feedback after speaking for a long time, turned his head to look, Xiao Yiyun looked at him with a strange face, was stunned for a while, suddenly thought of something, and laughed himself.

"What I love to eat is oranges, fruit, and it has nothing to do with your oranges."

Xiao Yiyun rolled his eyes, "Forgive me, you don't dare to eat my daughter-in-law. But by the way... who got the name Cheng Zi? You got it?"

"No, that's what she was called when I met her."

Yixinren sat down on the side of the road and chatted.

Xiao Yiyun became interested in this topic and asked, "By the way, how did you meet Chengzi and me in the first place?"

Ye Shaoyang told the story of how he rescued Chengzi, Xiao Yiyun gritted his teeth angrily, but fortunately Hu Wei was already out of his wits, otherwise Xiao Yiyun would make him doubt his life even if he bent the law for personal gain.

"After I rescued her, I took her back and soaked in the bathtub. Mermaids can live with water. Later, I forgot about it. I fell asleep and went to the toilet. Guess what..."

Thinking of these things at the beginning, Ye Shaoyang thought it was fun, and the more he said it, the more casual he was, completely ignoring his identity.

Xiao Yiyun said: "What's the matter?"

"When I turned around, the shower curtain was pulled open, and there was a beautiful woman standing behind, with a very good figure..."

Feeling that someone was pulling my clothes from behind, I looked back and found that Meihua and Mu Qingyu were looking at me nervously, my heart skipped a beat, and I almost slapped my mouth when I thought of something.

"What happened later!" Xiao Yiyun panted heavily.

Ye Shaoyang's expression remained unchanged, his tone remained unchanged, he pretended to be a normal person, and said: "Later, I saw that I didn't know this girl, and she called me molested loudly, so I hurried out, only to realize that I went to the wrong door , hey, do you think it's a cow?"

Xiao Yiyun wiped the sweat from his forehead, frowned and said, "Why did you suddenly mention this?"

"I'm speaking in chronological order."

"What were the oranges for?"

"I didn't realize until I went back to the room, um... it's Jingru or someone who has taken care of her to sleep."

Xiao Yiyun let out a long breath, "Your mother's kiss scared me to death. I thought that was my wife!"

"How is it possible!" Ye Shaoyang exclaimed, "But...by the way, what if it's really her?"

Xiao Yiyun snorted coldly, and said bitterly: "Then I'll goug out your two eyeballs!"

Ye Shaoyang smiled mischievously.

Xiao Yiyun frowned and said, "What's wrong with you, your head is covered in sweat."

"Well... I'm a little hot." Ye Shaoyang wiped his sweat with trembling hands.

After waiting for a long time, Lin Sansheng rushed over with Xiaobai.

"Yu Xuanji! That's my idol!" Lin Sansheng was a little excited.

"You don't understand. When I was alive, scholars liked to read ancient poems, especially female poets with both talents and looks. Yu Xuanji was one of them. I didn't expect that she was in charge of the Nie Jingtai!"

Xiao Yiyun said: "Then can you recite her poems?"

"A few masterpieces!"

"That's fine." Xiao Yiyun patted him on the shoulder, "Give full play to your charm and charm her!"

A group of people got off Huangquan Avenue, went up a winding path, passed through a bamboo forest, and saw a hexagonal high platform in front of them. It was white, like suet and white jade, and there were steps on all sides.

There is a huge oval bronze mirror standing on it. The surface of the mirror seems to be covered with a layer of white mist, making it hard to see clearly. On the top is written a line of seven ancient seal characters:

There are no good people in front of the evil mirror.

Xiaobai repeated it, and said, "Isn't it clearing up the karma with just one photo? Could it be that only evil spirits can come?"

Xiao Yiyun said: "The good people here don't mean good or bad, they mean 'good', which means that if you are good, you don't have to come to the Nie Jingtai. Those who come here are those with deep karma that cannot be overcome."

Everyone was stunned.

Behind the evil mirror platform, there is a bamboo forest, and in the depths is a small courtyard with bamboo fences, which is very simple. A huge osmanthus tree stands behind the small courtyard.

Ye Shaoyang was a little shocked, he didn't expect Yinsi to have such a quiet and elegant place.

There was a long sound of silk and bamboo coming from the small courtyard. When Ye Shaoyang heard it, it was similar to the chord music in his old Huangping mobile phone.

But Lin Sansheng listened intoxicated.

Ye Shaoyang looked around and said, "Why is there no one?"

"Not every ghost will come, there are not many, so a batch is escorted every day, and the time has not yet come."

Xiao Yiyun said, "Anyway, I'm here too, let me help you guys for a while."

After speaking, he walked towards the path in the bamboo forest.

Ye Shaoyang chased after him, and whispered in his ear: "These osmanthus trees are for those ghosts who have illuminated the evil mirror, so I can secretly pick a piece?"

Xiao Yiyun gave him a disdainful look, as if looking at an idiot.

"An unsigned check, can I spend it?"

Xiao Yiyun often went to the human world, and spent a period of time hanging out with Ye Shaoyang. He knew the culture of the human world relatively well, so he made a relatively intuitive analogy.

Xiao Yiyun walked outside the gate of the small courtyard with bamboo fence, waited quietly for a piece of music to finish playing, then bowed and said: "Xiao Sheng is in the Palace of the Son of Heaven, come to pay respects to Mr. Yu."

After waiting for a while, a cold female voice came from inside: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Yiyun said: "The person next to me is a Taoist priest from Xuanqing Mountain. He has heard Mr. Yu's name for a long time and came to visit."

As he spoke, he gave Ye Shaoyang a hand.

Ye Shaoyang was still wondering why he would call a woman Mr., but when Xiao Yiyun touched him, he came back to his senses and said in a tone of voice: "Pin Dao is a contemporary disciple of Xuanqing Mountain. I have heard for a long time that Daoist Yu has profound spells. I passed by today." , come to pay respects to seniors."

After speaking, he honestly gave a hand salute.

After a while, Yu Xuanji's voice came from the room again: "Although I am a Taoist nun, what I practice is Taoism, not Taoism. You are looking for the wrong person."

Then the piano sounded again.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Ye Shaoyang bumped Lin Sansheng with his arm.

"The old root hides the fish cave, and the branches are low to tie the passenger boat. On a stormy and stormy night, the dream adds to the sorrow..." Lin Sansheng said slowly, "There are no boats, no wind and rain, but the sound of the piano is sad, like a dark night, and those who are worried Hearing it, adds new worries..."

Ye Shaoyang, Xiao Yiyun and the others glanced at each other, their eyes expressing one meaning: This guy... can really pretend!

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