Urban Witcher

Ye Shaoyang gave Lao Guo a thumbs up.

"Senior Brother Guo, from the bottom of my heart, I admire you so much! You...you are really talented!"

Xiaoyu covered his mouth, and couldn't stop laughing.

Lao Guo pointed to the door that had just been closed behind him, made a silent gesture, and then bowed to the two, begging them not to talk nonsense.

Ye Shaoyang lowered his voice: "I just want to ask you, how did you find out that sister-in-law is behind you?"

Lao Guo chuckled and pointed to his eyeballs. "The reflection seen in your eyeballs."

Ye Shaoyang and Xiaoyu looked at each other, they were so shocked that they couldn't speak.

Ye Shaoyang smiled, thinking of himself again, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Lao Guo looked at him and said, "Don't worry, I'll analyze it for you. In fact, Leng Yu was just annoyed for a while, and she was waiting for you to explain."

Ye Shaoyang nodded and said: "I know, as long as I can explain clearly, the misunderstanding can be cleared up. It's just that she waited for so long, and I didn't go...and she went to Chimei Mountain, what if she really became a monk? manage?"

Lao Guo scratched the back of his head. People are prone to impulsiveness when they are angry. It is not impossible for Rui Lengyu to become a monk in a fit of anger. He didn't know what to say for a while.

At this moment, Xiaoyu answered: "If you become a monk, you can still return to vulgarity. It's not like you're married, but if you return to vulgarity, you're still the same as ordinary people."

Ye Shaoyang shook his head, "I didn't do it for this. You don't know, those monks and nuns are especially good at fooling around. What is emptiness is color. Leng Yu is a casual cultivator and has no beliefs. If you really believe in Buddha and the four things are empty, then you can Trouble."

Xiao Yu was stunned, and said, "Isn't that the case?"

"That's right. Lin You, who gave her the Five Treasures Golden Lotus, said before that she has the fate of Buddha... I was worried about this, so I wanted to go to Chimei Mountain with her. I didn't expect this to happen before the trip... ..."

Suddenly, he thought again that the phantom of the "pink skull" in "The Origin of Life" was about the story of Avalokitesvara from the South China Sea, which also originated from Buddhism...

Could it be that Rui Lengyu really had a predestined relationship with Buddha?

Ye Shaoyang felt his heart tightening a little bit.

"Xiaoyu, go to sleep, I will accompany your little uncle to relax."

Lao Guo sent Xiaoyu away, took Ye Shaoyang downstairs, and left the community. Not far away was a moat with a Hexin Island Park in the middle.

Lao Guo went to the 24-hour supermarket on the side of the road to buy some bags of chicken feet, duck necks, alcoholic peanuts, and a beer, and came to the park.

In the middle of the night, there is no one in the park, and there are no lights. The water waves are all dark, and it looks a little cautious.

If ordinary people come to this kind of place, they are really a little scared.

Ye Shaoyang and Lao Guo, naturally not afraid of ghosts, put food and wine on the dining table in the middle of the gazebo, opened beer and drank, and did not talk for a long time.

Suddenly, a figure hung upside down from the roof of the gazebo above his head, it was Guagua.

When he came out of the hospital, he disappeared immediately: he also had some evil friends in Shicheng, all of whom were harmless renovation ghosts.

Guagua went out to have sex with them for a while, followed the breath of Soul Crystal, found Ye Shaoyang, looked at the surrounding environment, and couldn't help but wonder:

"Boss, Mr. Guo, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?"

"It's none of your business, don't come here to make trouble." Ye Shaoyang said.

Guagua stuck out her tongue and went for a stroll nearby.

The two brothers ate and drank silently for a while, and Lao Guo suddenly said: "Little brother, I have always wanted to ask you, are you sincere to Leng Yu?"

Ye Shaoyang was taken aback, and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

Old Guo smiled and said, "Then you are talking to Detective Xie and Miss Zhou, I won't talk about other girls."

Ye Shaoyang froze while drinking, and said, "No one has ever asked me this question."

After waiting for a while, Ye Shaoyang said: "Expert, tell me, if a person likes two people, or even three people, is it a shame?"

"It's a shame, but it's understandable." Lao Guo really regarded himself as an emotional expert, and seriously analyzed: "If you want to say that you like many people after you have a partner, it is definitely wrong, but you don't even have a girlfriend. None, it's normal.

There is nothing wrong with falling in love with a few people, but you can't think of each one as your own, so you really owe it. "

Ye Shaoyang said: "I never thought about it that way... Xiaoru is the first girl I met after I went down the mountain. She is beautiful, gentle, and understanding. Any man would be tempted by her. I want to say that I don't like her." , that's bullshit.

Yuqing... She is warm and generous, although she is a bit of a womanizer, but her heart is actually very delicate. I... also like her very much.

I know I'm being sentimental like this, but... I can't control myself, I like all three girls, what can I do? "

Lao Guo said: "No one blames you. The three little girls have completely different personalities, but they are all the type that men dream of. They have also gotten along with you. In your words, being indifferent means that you are not a man."

Ye Shaoyang sighed sadly: "Who says no! If I only met any one of them, I would marry without hesitation as a wife. Once the relationship is established, I will never be tempted by others! But God gave me three times at once. Whoa! Is it teasing me or teasing me or teasing me?"

"What about others, that female star, and that cousin of yours..."

Ye Shaoyang waved his hands hastily, "Except for the three of them, I have never been tempted by anyone."

The more Ye Shaoyang thought about it, the more he felt grief and indignation, "To tell you the truth, when I first met Zhou Jingru, I fell in love with her and wanted to be with her, but soon after I met Yuqing, and after kissing her a few times, I became confused... "

"Wait, wait!" Lao Guo looked at him with wide eyes, "Between you two..."

"No, just kissing?"

"often?"

"Um...a few times."

"My God, you can hold back this!" Lao Guo crossed his arms, straightened his waist, and looked at his lower body, "Is there something wrong with you?"

"Where are you going!" Ye Shaoyang complained loudly, "Basically, I was kissed by force, or it was a special situation"

"Does it feel good to kiss?"

"Uh." Ye Shaoyang nodded embarrassedly.

Lao Guo slapped his hands, "That's it, I have a feeling, you don't even have the next move, are you a man?"

Ye Shaoyang was speechless, and waved his hands again and again, "Well, it's okay if we don't discuss this. We were originally talking about emotions, but how can we talk about physiology..."

"I went on to say that after being with Yuqing for a while, I hesitated. I didn't know which of the two I should choose. At this moment, I met Lengyu..."

A friend calls urgently, deal with it first, I owe a chapter

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