Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality

Chapter 115 - Bonus Chapter - The Grand Wedding

Except for the annual team building and the election in the Grand Immortal Pavilion, at other times, time flew by just at the click of a finger. There was not much excitement.

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But these few days, there were major events in the immortal world.

The Heavenly Monarch Xiao of the nine-story tower tied the knot with Fairy Su from the seven-story tower.

The immortals calculated the auspicious days of their zodiacs. They almost fought for this.

Many parties insisted on their own calculation. They all said that their calculations were the most accurate.

"The Heavenly Monarch and Fairy Su's twin towers have the important support of our fairyland. Their big day is especially critical. If they are selected properly, it will benefit not only the two immortals and their families but also our fairyland~"

"It's a big deal, don't say it anymore. Now, everyone depends on their abilities! Let's see who can count!"

"I looked at the weather and found that the nine-story tower meeting will be held in three days. That day is a great joy if there is a half-day rest."

"I also made a calculation. In five days, the seven-story tower will have a buffet menu. A discount on that day will be better!"

"After August, I have a feeling that the nine-story tower will rest for three days. The whole line of the seven-story tower will promote buy one get one free. How about it?"

"Oh, this is really a double happiness."

"You lose. Please report this day to Fairy Su and the monarch."

Su Yu: "..."

Xiao Muge: "..."

Both of them twitched on their foreheads when they got the auspicious day based on divination.

'I thank you all.'

Su Yu pressed her eyebrows. "On the wedding day, the seven-story tower will not have any discount."

Xiao Muge raised his lips slightly and chuckled, "On the wedding day, the meeting will be two hours earlier. Don't delay."

"..."

"..."

'What kind of immortal companion is this?'

"Heavenly Monarch, Fairy Su, have we said that you... really fit each other." 

The immortals were sad.

'What a couple!'

Fairy Su pursed her lips, smiled at Heavenly Monarch Xiao and folded her hands.

In the first round, a good day and an auspicious day were selected, and the immortals were defeated.

In the second round, the immortals dared to challenge and encouraged the Heavenly Monarch to adopt the mortal process of the wedding ceremony.

The first of the six rituals was the man invited a matchmaker to propose marriage and presented dowry gifts.

"This time, I have to let Heavenly Monarch Xiao go to propose for half a day."

"Don't think about proposal day. On the day of acceptance of the proposal, he must be nervous and unwilling to give up, afraid that his proposal will be rejected. If we have any errands that we did badly, it is best that we report it at that time. Even if we report it, I am afraid he will be absent-minded and pass it when he can't hear clearly."

"But wouldn't the Heavenly Monarch be under greater pressure and have a bigger temper?"

"..."

The immortals were stunned.

"So, who suggested that he should hire a match-maker according to the mortal world? What if he was rejected?"

Fairy Su Yu was never afraid of things.

If she was not willing, on the day of the big wedding, she could split the sky and escape.

The immortals could not help but worry.

But on the day of the acceptance of the proposal, the immortals found that in the nine-story tower, the Heavenly Monarch was doing everything as usual.

Even his temper was the same as the previous day as if he would never change. He was not happy or worried about the result of his proposal.

"As expected of him."

The Jasper Turtle was lying on the desk while grinning.

'What do you know?'

'Here, it's just clone number two, acting according to yesterday.'

'His soul has gone to the other side.'

Inside the seven-story tower.

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Su Yu looked at the man who suddenly appeared in front of Taoist Mu.

He was dressed in a black and red robe with a majestic complexion and a straight, imposing manner. Several clones followed behind him, carrying over thirty sets of dowry gifts tied with red silk and placing them in her yard.

"Master, as the senior brother of Second Junior Sister, I am here to propose."

Taoist Mu: "..."

Su Yu: "..."

There was no reason for a man to act as their own matchmaker.

"This is the Senior Brother Xiao of yesterday, not the Heavenly Sovereign of today." 

The Son of Buddha passed by and smiled.

"He who was yesterday is no longer who he is today—" Halfway through speaking, the Son of Buddha was blown away by Taoist Mu.

"Junior Sister, yesterday's senior brother proposes marriage for today's senior brother. It's okay to know the bottom line..."

The voice of the Son of Buddha came from a faraway place unwillingly.

Su Yu pressed her eyebrows and looked at her senior brother, who had many clones and could change at any time. "What benefits did you give him?"

Xiao Muge smiled. "After we get married, I will give him the position of your senior brother."

"..."

He was successfully promoted.

He didn't want to be a brother, but a husband.

Senior Brother, whoever wanted this position could take it.

This round of proposals finally ended with the roar of Taoist Mu.

"No one, not even an immortal, is a matchmaker for himself. If you don't agree, just go!" 

On the second day, in the nine-story tower, the immortals found that Heavenly Monarch Xiao's face was gloomy.

It was not until three days later that his face turned from cloudy to sunny. It was said that the two heads of the mortal Bingling Sect and Shuilingmen rose to immortality. They went to propose marriage to Taoist Mu, who reluctantly agreed.

Since then, the immortals did not dare to advise him anymore to follow the mortal's tradition.

But the follow-up questioning name, the birthday eight-character questioning hexagram to determine the good and the bad. The names and eight characters were placed in front of the statue to ask for instructions, but Taoist Mu had to continue, saying that since it started, it could not be interrupted.

The immortals couldn't help being anxious. They volunteered to take on the important task of calculation.

As a result, none of them were asked.

Taoist Mu showered and changed clothes that day. As soon as he took out the eight characters, there were more than a dozen phantoms of Heavenly Monarch Xiao in front of him.

"..."

More than a dozen clones bowed their heads.

Taoist Mu: "..."

He didn't even ask.

The big marriage was basically set in this way.

Su Yu also felt a little nervous and began to make wedding dresses for herself.

Master Su was omnipotent.

Hang Wan'er came to help excitedly. "I miss it so much. Second Senior Sister made the uniform treasure clothes for us when we went to the Five Elements Palace. It seems like it just happened yesterday."

Su Yu kept her hands at her back and laughed when she heard the words.

The red wedding dress was bright in color and full of joy, which was slightly different from the treasure clothes at that time.

Large pieces of soft and thin bean skin, deep fried in a pan, slightly crispy, fragrant, and tough, then brushed with rosy red sauce made from chili powder and hot sesame oil.

The piece of soybean skin boomed in an instant.

——The festive wedding dress was made from big spicy slices.

The treasure light was born. The cabernet color fabric was sparkling and looked like fine pearl powder when seen close up. The sleeves were light and the skirts shined when they fluttered.

"So beautiful." Hang Wan'er sighed with emotion.

Su Yu also felt that the big spicy slices dress was astounding in this world, with a light and delicate taste.

Today's wedding dress was also a magic weapon of the eighth grade. It was bright from a distance and the brightness mellowed when near.

However, she couldn't sew.

Hang Wan'er was sluggish.

Fortunately, Su Yu shook the string between her wrists - sending a call to a certain senior brother.

In the afternoon of the same day, Hang Wan'er was captured to study the art.

When she came back, she was still holding the colorful cloth under the sun. "This piece was made by Eldest Senior Brother himself. The rest will be made by us together."

Su Yu lowered her head and grinned. "I have more spicy red cloth. Let him do the wedding dress."

Hang Wan'er giggled and asked Yan Yan to deliver it.

On the auspicious day when the seven-story tower did not have any discounts and the nine-story tower did not rest from meetings, finally, the team to marry the Heavenly Monarch of the nine-story tower set off.

"Huh? The Heavenly Monarch's body smells good."

"How much barbecue sauce from the seven-story tower is this aroma?"

The immortal horse under him kept snorting and prancing on the ground.

When Su Yu brought Xiong Feng into the wedding sedan chair, the immortals even smelled their sinful pairings.

The flashing red wedding dress, with pearlescent color in the wind, was adorned with vermilion agates of different sizes on the skirt and sleeves.

"All immortals, this set is the mandarin ducks playing in the water. It comes from the same furnace, the same color and fragrance, echoing one by one. This is a good fate for a perfect couple."

"The seven-story pagoda produced this. We are your festive experts."

Yu Dong smiled and bowed his hands to the immortals before following the sedan chair.

The immortals bared their teeth.

'As expected of Fairy Su.'

'Won't miss any opportunity to advertise.'

The joyous sedan chair was carried by various fairies all the way to the nine-story tower.

Hang Wan'er's ribbon fluttered and Lu Yizhou played the qin.

Yan Yan danced his swords to protect the bride and Taoist Mu blew auspicious clouds.

Not so lively.

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They were both family members of the bride and the groom.

Getting a bride married in and marrying off a daughter. They had dual identities, which was a dual joy.

"Congratulations to the Heavenly Monarch, congratulations to Fairy Su. The mandarin ducks are flying together and the love is forever!"

Su Yu and Xiao Muge held spicy strips of silk and satin in their hands.

First, worship of heaven and earth.

Second, worship master.

Third, husband and wife worship each other.

Enter the bridal chamber...

Su Yu wore a phoenix crown on her head and her face was full of cherry blossom blush. The tip of her nose was crystal clear and covered in fine sweat. "Hurry up."

Xiao Muge's ink-like eyes were like fire.

"...Cough, what I mean is, this big spicy slice has been worn for a long time, and it's a bit too much."

The spicy slice was a rouge color because it was full of fried spicy peppers. She seemed to be set on fire from the inside out.

Who knew if it was because of the strong and hot smell or because of the two thick and spicy candles that were lit in the room? Enduring the hot dark eyes, Xiao Muge found that his heart was beating.

"It was a bit too much."

He nodded and his slender fingers took off her phoenix crown.

Pulling off her multi-layered wedding dress... Heavily spicy, medium spicy and slightly spicy grand wedding robes, then the rouge tunic, peach pink apron...

He also seemed to have eaten the hottest thing in the world. His black colored eyes gradually ignited.

His throat was dry.

The heat between his fingers climbed and when he touched the snow-covered jade-like skin inside the dress, his fingertips were already hot.

Su Yu shivered slightly.

In the blink of an eye, she also climbed onto his shoulders.

"Take it easy, don't tear them up..."

‘Too late.’

"You made the wedding dress like this, but you don't want me to tear it?"

"...Then we will eat them first and then ask for water?"

"Yes. If you are hungry in the middle, you can eat before continuing."

"..."

‘So, why do you have to make such a wedding gown?’

‘Master Su is truly a genius.’

Su Yu lighted a candle for herself.

Looking at the two hot candles, fireworks swayed in her eyes.

They were big enough to burn for three days.

The immortals outside were still not done. "Is it a bet? Heavenly Monarch won't go to the court meeting tomorrow?"

"Yu Dong said it after he drank three glasses. This mandarin duck wedding robe, hee hee, can keep immortals inside the bedroom for three days."

"! Good guy. If you are hungry or tired, tear one piece? It turns out that one piece of clothing can be used for multiple purposes!"

"This is indeed Fairy Su."

Fairy Su wept.

The next day, she pushed a certain immortal who was very lazy on the couch and was waiting for her to rest and recover.

"It's time to go. My seven-story tower is also open for business."

The Heavenly Monarch lowered his eyes. "Oh, you already have the strength to do business?"

After he finished speaking, he pressed her down.

"..."

After three days, Su Yu finally came out of the room. Her eyes were red as water.

"Come and have breakfast."

Xiao Muge smiled and set the meal.

It didn't take long for the blessings from Zhiqiong Peak's master and apprentice to be served with a wooden tray. Fish and water depended on each other; Song fish soup. A delicious mandarin fish was deboned and the meat was removed. Added shredded tofu, shiitake mushrooms and bamboo shoots... into the chicken bone broth and simmered together. The taste was delicate, soft and fragrant.

After a spoonful into the mouth, the fish was tender and the soup was beautiful, roaming freely on the tip of the tongue and gently brushing between each other. 

Under the skillful stewing fire, you had me, I had you, and it had long been inseparable.

Su Yu lowered her head and scooped up a spoonful. Her cheeks flushed slightly.

Thinking of last night when she was powerless and limp, she couldn't move a little finger and needed his help to wipe sweat... She was like a soft paste and she couldn't even help it.

She watched the soft soup, sticky and long, rolling from her spoon into the bowl.

"!"

Su Yu's face was flushed and she looked at the man who was eating with gusto.

'Careless.'

"This time, it was because I'm allergic to spicy slices. After I rest for three days, I'll fight you for 300 rounds after eating ginseng!"

A chuckle overflowed from Xiao Muge's lips.

"Okay."

"Accept the challenge."

Later, the immortals near the nine-story tower and the seven-story pagoda would often smell the nourishing ginseng smell at night.

The sales of ginseng chicken soup in the seven-story pagoda doubled.

"Are you admitting defeat?"

"...No."

Master Su became more and more brave every night.

[T/N: Author… we want a spicy wedding night, but not this kind of spicy… (○ ｀ｰ´)○]