Usurping the Qing Dynasty: My first love was Cixi
Chapter 1 The time traveler is worse than a beast
Su Ye was very successful in the army, with first-class military theory and combat literacy, but things happen unexpectedly. He was injured in a special operation in the southeast and transferred to the local area at the deputy regimental level and became a deputy section-level civil servant.
Although he was fatally injured and lost a lot of joy, he was still full of energy. He was decisive and aggressive. In just a few years, he was promoted to the department level and became a local celebrity.
But the good times didn't last long. Suddenly one day his boss went to jail. Su Ye was stunned and soon he was implicated. After several months of investigation, it turned out that he was simply a model of an honest cadre.
After he came out, Su Ye's rank remained unchanged, but he was completely sidelined and had nothing to do in a position that couldn't be more idle.
Because of the injury, he was too lazy to find a partner, so as not to delay other female comrades.
He began to pass the lonely time on the Internet.
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He joined a time travel enthusiast group. With rounds of people coming in and out, the people in the group were either very awesome or very funny.
The group leader is a big idiot. He always says that he has traveled back to the Qing Dynasty. He is having a lot of fun playing the immersive time travel game. He asks some ridiculous questions every day, such as: How can I pick up Cixi, who is fifteen years old and has not yet entered the palace, if she becomes my neighbor?
Hundreds of people in the group also gave ridiculous suggestions at the beginning. As the discussion deepened, they became more and more serious and gave more and more advanced moves.
And the immersive game of the group leader seemed very realistic. Even every reaction and every dialogue of the other party was clearly stated.
Girls in modern society would definitely not be able to resist such an offensive, let alone in ancient times.
About a few months later, he announced in the group that he had successfully dealt with the sixteen-year-old Cixi (Yehenala Lan'er).
Cixi loved him to death, and was almost obsessed with him. But it was a pity that Lan'er was very self-respecting and conservative, and she had to wait until she got married before she could be intimate.
"We were all deceived by the photos. The young Empress Dowager Cixi was very beautiful and had a great figure."
"It's a pity that she is too conservative. You can't kiss or touch her!"
Many people responded, I don't believe it unless you take a photo and show it to me.
A few days later, the group leader really sent a photo. The angle of the photo was really... very beautiful. (Please substitute Qiu Shuzhen's version)
(De Ling wrote in her memoirs: When the Empress Dowager was young, she was really a graceful and bright girl. This is often praised by people in the palace. The American female painter Carl also said in her works that Empress Dowager Cixi was extremely beautiful.)
A few months later.
The group leader asked again: "Cixi said she didn't want to enter the palace and wanted to elope with me. What should I do? Waiting online, it's urgent!"
Everyone analyzed for him seriously, saying where to go if he eloped, etc.
"I eloped with Lan'er. I don't want this overwhelming wealth. I don't want her to enter the palace for the selection."
Su Ye was also very curious about how this group leader would act next.
Three days later, the group leader appeared again.
"We failed to elope, and were caught by my father and her father. She was forcibly sent to the palace for selection."
"Lan'er was selected and became the emperor's noble lady Lan."
Then, the group leader seemed to be depressed.
About a few months later, he sent another message, I sent a son from my family to the palace to be her eunuch, and it cost a lot of money.
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Another month later, the group leader sent a new message again.
"My brother got married, and my sister-in-law's family is very rich!"
"Damn, my sister-in-law is super beautiful, and her breasts are so big!"
The people in the group were excited again, and they all expressed their disbelief unless the group leader sent a photo.
Then, the group leader really took another photo, still from a candid angle.
This... is no longer beautiful, but stunningly beautiful.
And it's really... big breasts.
For a moment, Su Ye even felt that he was not joking, as if everything was true.
But after a few months, the group leader suddenly asked another question: I seem to have fallen in love with my newlywed sister-in-law, what should I do?
"Beast!"
"Beast!"
Everyone cursed.
"I dated Lan'er for the future wealth and prosperity. When she takes power, I will be rich. But I can't suppress my love for my sister-in-law."
Then, the group leader's questions only revolved around this so-called sister-in-law, and even Su Ye had an image of this sister-in-law in his mind.
Sexy, rich, beautiful, and fierce, she suppressed the whole family and became the de facto head of the family not long after she entered the family.
For two whole years, the group leader showed that he couldn't love the beautiful sister-in-law.
Of course, there were also intermittent ambitions, I want to be rich, I want to be ambitious, I want to be an official, etc.
"I found that our family has actually fallen into decline, and the whole family is living off my sister-in-law's dowry."
"Our family was bullied today."
"Someone has set his sights on my sister-in-law, and I want to fight him to the death."
"I can't wait any longer, I want to be an official, I want to kill him."
Many people in the group gave him advice, some asked him to buy an official position, some asked him to take the imperial examination, and even found out the next imperial examination questions for him.
But in less than ten days, he was lying flat again.
"The crisis of my family has been resolved, and my lover Yipin has taken action!"
It took a while for many people to react. This Yipin was Cixi, who was first named Lan Guiren and then Yipin.
"I found that I don't need to struggle. My father is an official, my brother is an official, I am a red belt of the blue flag, and my sister-in-law is very rich. Why should I go out to struggle? I have an affair with Cixi. When she comes to power, I will naturally rise to prominence."
A group of people replied: "If you wear the Qing Dynasty, you won't rebel. If you wear the Qing Dynasty, you will wear an electric drill."
"If you wear the Qing Dynasty, you won't rebel. If I travel through time, I will always think about rebellion and change my fate for the country." Including Su Ye, they also flooded the screen with this sentence.
The group leader gave a sneer: "You think too highly of me. Before traveling through time, I was a cycling anchor and only made 20,000 yuan a month. You are talking to me about such a high-end topic as rebellion?"
So, the group quickly split into two factions, the rebel faction and the flat faction, and they quarreled happily every day.
Of course, after quarreling, the group became cold again, and the group leader did not show up for a long time.
A few months later, the group leader posted another message: Concubine Yi went home to visit her parents. I went to the old place to wait for her. She really came. She said she missed me very much and dreamed about me every day. But I wanted to touch her, but was rejected because she was too serious.
A few months later, another message: "My sister-in-law's business was robbed of part of it, and she loses a lot of money every year. I want to make progress, I want to be an official, I want to beat them, I am too unwilling. I can't wait for the civil examination, I want to take the military examination."
A few months later, he posted another message: "Fuck, I didn't pass the exam, and my sister-in-law spent three thousand taels of silver in vain. It's better to buy an official position."
Then, the group leader was silent for a long time.
And this group has been there for several years, and everyone's enthusiasm has cooled down.
Suddenly one day, the group leader had a message that blew everyone out.
"I'm done, I couldn't help it, I went to molest my sister-in-law, I'm done, I'm done... I'm going to be beaten to death."
Although they knew it was fake, everyone was still excited.
"How did you molest her?"
"Did you force yourself on her?"
The group leader sent a message: "No, it was a coincidence today. There were only my sister-in-law and I in the yard. I reached out to touch her butt, but my sister-in-law is very powerful. Before I even touched her butt, she kicked me away."
Fuck, this group leader is really a beast.
All day long, he either wants to touch Lan'er's breasts or his sister-in-law's butt.
As a result, he hasn't even touched half a finger until now, which is really pitiful.
Everyone waited for the follow-up with great interest, but the group leader never appeared again, as if he was really beaten to death.
A whole month later, the group leader sent a message again: "Sister-in-law spared me, family disgrace should not be made public. But I can't stay in this family anymore. I'm leaving the capital and going to the south. My sister-in-law spent a lot of money to buy me an official position."
"Sister-in-law told me a marriage, it's a Han woman. I secretly saw her. My future daughter-in-law is very beautiful."
In the following time, the group leader's question became how to be an official? How to train soldiers? How to deal with disobedient subordinates, etc., showing that he was very motivated and upright.
And when it came to Su Ye's major, he guided him in training and fighting in every detail, and even taught him horse riding and archery with pictures and texts.
However, just a few months later, he chose to lie down again and became corrupt with his colleagues.
But even so, he seemed to have a prosperous career.
"Damn, I found that I might be successful in advance, without waiting for my lover Cixi to take power, my future father-in-law got promoted."
"My future father-in-law got promoted again."
"I led the troops to fight, and I want to make great contributions."
"Damn, I'm pretty good, but my group of men are too useless. I lost this battle, it's really cowardly."
"Fuck, I lost again."
"Fuck, I lost again."
"I spent money to buy the head."
"I spent money to buy the head again."
"I stole the credit."
"I got promoted. ”
“I got promoted again.”
“Damn it, the Qing officialdom is too corrupt, but…but I like it so much, it feels like playing a web game, I am a RMB player, and I get stronger by recharging.”
“I, I seem to have been transferred to Zeng Guofan’s subordinates.”
“Zeng Guofan is really a good person, and he is a second-rank official who is very polite to me.”
“I brought my father-in-law and Zeng Guofan together, and I came up with many conspiracies and tricks for Zeng Guofan, hehehe.”
Then, the group leader seemed to enjoy it and didn’t chat in the group much.
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A few months later, the group leader seemed very excited.
“We have to fight a big battle, a decisive battle!”
“Tomorrow is the day to make achievements, I want to make great achievements, I want to return home in glory, and let my sister-in-law see it well.”
According to the chat records of the group leader, this should be the most important battle of the Hunan Army, the Battle of Tianjia Town.
A group of people once again instructed the group leader on how to make great achievements in this battle and replace Taqibu in the future to become the first fierce general of the Hunan Army.
But in the next few days, the group leader disappeared again.
It was several days later that he appeared again.
"I, I am completely finished."
"The whole battle was going to be won, but... but I was too scared. The Taiping Army was not afraid of death at all. I lost control and turned to run away. The army behind me also ran away, and then the whole battle... collapsed. Takib was so angry that he was looking for me everywhere to kill me."
"I ran far away and hid, but they were looking for me everywhere to catch me."
"What should I do? What should I do?"
"It's over, I'm going to be caught."
"I hid the tablet and solar cell. This should be the Tiger Cave of Xiangu Mountain in Wuxue City, Hubei Province. I drew an apple pattern where I hid the tablet."
"I have committed a serious crime this time. I will definitely be beheaded."
"Please save me. Try to find my solar cell and tablet in the cave of Xiangu Mountain in Wuxue City. Maybe I can find my solar cell and tablet. Then I can travel back. It was this tablet that made me travel back. I traveled back to this place."
"I didn't lie to you. I am really a traveler. Please save me, save me!"
"They are coming..."
Su Ye was stunned. He was from Wuxue City. Xiangu Mountain was not far away.
However, he didn't take it too seriously. He knew it was nonsense even if he thought about it with his toes.
In the next few days, the group leader really didn't show up again.
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Su Ye was forced to go on a blind date again.
The other party was very beautiful and liked him very much. She didn't care that he was a benchwarmer in the officialdom. She just liked that he was super handsome.
"Does my necklace look good?" The girl came up to him, her white and deep.
"I'm so tired."
"I'm wearing high heels."
"I'm quite satisfied with my figure, but my hips are too wide, what do you think?"
Su Ye wanted to be moved, but he knew he couldn't, because he was injured and couldn't delay other people's happiness.
Finally, Su Ye couldn't bear it anymore and said to the girl: "I'm sorry, you are very good, but we are not suitable."
Then the girl looked at him for a long time, her eyes were red, and she walked away directly.
Su Ye looked at the sky, the earth, and his brother, speechless.
Then, looking at the mountain in front of him, he couldn't help but be stunned.
This, isn't it Xiangu Mountain?
The group leader said that the place where he was arrested was also the place where he buried the tablet computer, why not go and have a look?
Although Su Ye felt it was absurd, he also had a hint of expectation.
After all, as an orphan, he seemed to have no attachment in this world.
Then, he walked towards Xiangu Mountain.
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More than an hour later, in the Tiger Cave of Xiangu Mountain, Su Ye stared at the apple pattern in front of him in a daze.
This was carved on the stone wall with a sharp object, which was considered very rough.
Is it true?
There was a pile of soil under the stone wall. Su Ye dug it with a shovel. Only about half a foot, it seemed that he had dug up a hard object. He pulled it open and found that it was a waterproof oilcloth package. He dug it out and opened it. There was actually a tablet computer and a solar panel battery inside.
This...
However, he was not too surprised. This was probably a joke by the group leader and buried here in advance.
Taking out the tablet computer, Su Ye instinctively pressed the power button to see if the group leader had any more pranks.
But...
The moment he pressed the power button, a current instantly hit his whole body, and a string of electric sparks appeared all over his body.
The cave suddenly became bright, and the space was slightly distorted.
After a few seconds.
The light dimmed and everything returned to normal.
But Su Ye disappeared without a trace.
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