Usurping the Qing Dynasty: My first love was Cixi
Chapter 12 What an awesome group! What an awesome plan
Just opened the WeChat group, and suddenly a lot of messages were used.
"Why is there no news from the group owner again?"
"The group owner is lying. I have been to the Tiger Cave of Xiangu Mountain in Wuxue, and I really saw the apple pattern on the stone wall, but there is nothing in the stone pestle."
"The host, come out and show off your skills!"
Su Ye immediately changed the WeChat group to the Su Mengde usurpation group, but the group nickname did not change, it was still Sister-in-law I want to sleep.
Send out messages and announcements as quickly as possible.
"The previous time traveler was strangled by Zeng Guofan. After he died, I traveled to his body and resurrected from the dead..."
Su Ye told what happened in detail, and there was no need to hide anything here.
The group exploded immediately.
"Awesome, the script has been changed."
"This script is awesome, double-layer travel."
"Mom, your son has made progress. He played a high-level script in WeChat and killed him."
Of course, no one would believe it, and no one would believe that someone really traveled through time. But it doesn't matter. They will play this immersive time travel game very seriously. You can't stay in this group without being a little neurotic.
Su Ye said: "I can't stay in the Hunan Army Group. The killing of the previous time traveler was full of conspiracy. I can't stay in the Manchu Group either. I have become the shame of the bannermen, notorious, and have committed the crime of deceiving the emperor. The emperor hates me so much that he has issued an imperial decree to demote me to a bannerman and never to employ me again! I want to return to the center of power in the shortest time possible. What should I do?"
Jiannan Shaochun: "Oh, the group leader has changed his style. He used to be a lazy guy, but now he is an ambitious guy."
Su Ye said: "Don't joke, be serious. ”
Only 30 seconds: "This is troublesome. The emperor has said that he will not use you again. Once he opens his mouth, you have no hope in this life."
"Pay attention, the emperor's decree is not to use you again, not never use you."
"It's the same."
Su Ye said: "Everyone, be serious. I am very serious about asking you for your sperm. This is a serious meeting in front of the emperor. Please express your opinions."
"This group is full of wise men and poets. There must be the best way for me to return to the center of power and rise again."
This group is undoubtedly a place where crouching tigers and hidden dragons are hidden.
Su Ye, the soldier king Su, is absolutely genuine.
There are 199 people in this group. Currently, there are about 15 doctors and 29 masters who have revealed their identities.
Doctor of gynecology, doctor of male reproduction, doctor of chemistry, doctor of physics, doctor of veterinary medicine, doctor of mechanical engineering, doctor of finance, doctor of fine arts, master of diplomacy, etc.
There is also a doctor of weapons systems and engineering, but when asked to show his academic certificate, he was evasive and said that his work unit was sensitive and it was inconvenient to show his certificate, so he was just bragging. In addition, most of them are ordinary people, including a few online writers, a group of heavy game addicts, and a few who claim to be in northern Myanmar, a large group of otakus.
He Ri Gui Qu: "Group leader, what advantages do you have now?"
This is the most important person in the group. He is online almost all the time and is also one of the administrators. Even half of the academic experts in the group were pulled in by him.
He Ri Gui Qu? According to his own statement, he is a master of ancient literature, a master of psychology, and a doctor of history, but he has never shown his certificates.
"Advantages?" Su Ye said: "Handsome, very handsome, super handsome."
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"Everyone in the group is Yanzu, this is not an advantage, talk about other advantages."
Su Ye said: "Eight inches."
"Me too."
"Me too."
Jiannan Shaochun: "I'm one foot."
Only 30 seconds: "I'm two inches."
The group was stunned, and it was unclear whether 30 seconds was honest or self-deprecating.
But the next message was directly blown up.
Administrator Hehegui: "I'm negative eight inches."
The group suddenly became quiet, as quiet as death.
The administrator is usually very serious, and his WeChat ID shows that he is a male.
After a while, Jiannan Saochun sent a message: "I'm just asking, can I see your negative eight inches?"
Only 30 seconds: "Girl, I want to be convex and concave, I'm very fast."
The negative eight inches replied: "Sorry, I'm concave, I'm Lu Ren."
Administrator Hehegui changed his name to negative eight girls, and changed his gender to female.
She is not the old sister-in-law: "Haha, what a coincidence, I'm Shanshan Weichu. Let's play together if we have a chance, we can play with four people, but we play our own games!"
Damn, the group chat is a cancer, it always goes off topic, and it's no more than ten sentences before it's a color, going down the road.
Su Ye said: "Please be serious. This concerns my life and property. I don't have much time left. There are still five or six years before the Xinyou Coup. I must become a powerful official within this time, and then kill Sushun and others, let Lan'er rule the country behind the curtain, and I will become her adulterer and the first powerful official."
"Group leader, are you rebelling and usurping the throne?"
Su Ye said: "Of course, I don't rebel in the Qing Dynasty. I'm using an electric drill to drill her."
"Group leader, that's the poisonous dragon drill."
"Don't get off topic." Su Ye said: "Her ambitions are growing in the palace. This time I escaped from the battle and became a shame for the bannermen. Not only did I deceive the emperor, but I also implicated her. She is very disappointed with me at this time, and her feelings are declining rapidly. I must heat it up quickly. There is no hope when it is completely cold."
"Yes, when a woman becomes stronger, men should also become stronger, otherwise they will be kicked away. Fu Shouer is divorced, Papi Jiang is divorced, and Reba and I have broken up."
Fu Ba Mei: "Group leader, answer seriously, what is your biggest advantage now?"
Su Ye said: "I am super famous, I escaped from the battle, I am an incompetent waste, I am a sex demon, and I am famous in the capital. Of course, I also have the name of auspiciousness, resurrection from the dead is auspiciousness, and my sister-in-law spent money to spread it."
Su Ye said again: "In addition, I traveled to the previous traveler, and it seems that there is a superposition effect. The strength doubled, the energy doubled, the acuity doubled, and the endurance doubled. This is my biggest ceremony and surprise. I don’t know how much I have now. Awesome."
Fubamei: "People in the Qing Dynasty were very superstitious, right?"
"Of course, is there any need to say that? Very superstitious, very ignorant."
"More than ignorant, they believed in the White Lotus Sect, and when they fought against the British and French forces, they even thought of using black dog blood to break the spell."
Fubamei: "Group leader, can you shoot arrows?"
Su Ye said: "First-rate, super first-rate."
This is not bragging. When he was in the army, he had a great gun skill. After retiring, he played with bows and arrows for fun. He played with Qing heavy bows, British long bows, and horseback archery.
"Group leader, on what basis do you say the strength doubles?"
Su Ye said: "I was a soldier, and I was on secret missions, so I'm considered strong."
"Damn, the group leader is really super strong."
"Can the group leader ride a horse?"
"Yes, when I was on a mission in the southwest, I needed to ride a horse, but it was all on mountain roads, and it was a short horse, not a real riding skill. But my mental strength and sharpness are very strong now, so I should be able to train well in a short time."
Fu Ba Mei: "Group leader, I think I found a way to get you back to the center of power quickly."
Su Ye said: "I think I know your method."
Jian Nan Sao Chun: "You two are like a dragon and a phoenix, and you have a tacit understanding."
"Don't use that word, it's already ruined." Fu Bacun said: "The method I devised is called deification."
"The reputation of the group leader has been extremely bad, and the emperor has ordered that he will not be employed again, so if you want to regain power, you need to use a big move!"
"You are famous in the capital, even if it is a bad reputation, it is still a reputation, so let's further amplify this reputation, first blacken it to the extreme, and then instantly reverse and whitewash it, and turn the joke into a myth!"
"The first step is to use the aftermath of the name of auspiciousness to let your sister-in-law spend money and publicize that the reason you came back to life is that the Wenquxing and Wuquxing in the sky came down to you to save the Qing Dynasty."
"No one believes this."
"This is too childish, It sounds a bit absurd. "
"It has to be absurd. How can a rumor that is not absurd spread? How can a rumor that is not absurd be turned into a myth in an instant in the future?"
"Anyway, this is not what the group leader said, it is spread outside."
"Let your sister-in-law spend money to build momentum, no matter whether others believe it or not, and no matter whether others laugh at you, it must spread throughout the capital and let the emperor hear it. Even if everyone does not believe it and laughs at you for being whimsical and daydreaming, they will pay attention to you, and the traffic will explode, and black and red are also red. "
"The second step, you should be in 1855 now. This year, the civil and military provincial examinations will be held. There is less than a month between them. You will take part in both the civil and military examinations and win the first place at the same time. !”
“Winning both the civil and military imperial examinations at the same time, double Xie Yuan, unprecedented, absolutely amazing, absolutely auspicious!”
“From now on, it is completely proved that the civil and military double stars are no longer absurd rumors, but a real miracle!”
“Of course, you can't be so superstitious in front of the emperor and the court. You must always emphasize that these are your real levels. The reason why you were notorious before was entirely due to Zeng Guofan's suppression and frame-up.”
“Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, even the previous dynasty has never seen a civil and military imperial examination double champion. It is absolutely eye-catching. When the time comes, the emperor will have to use you.”
“You have successfully returned to the center of power. Not only will you be reinstated, but you will also be greatly reused.”
This plan is almost the same as Su Ye thought.
Everyone stayed for a while and praised.
"This seems to be really possible."
"Awesome, if I were the emperor, I wouldn't find a reason to refuse."
Fu Ba Mei said: "Group leader, are you qualified to participate in the provincial examination?"
Su Ye said: "Yes, my sister-in-law spent money to donate me a tribute student of the Imperial College, so I already have the qualification for the civil examination. A few years ago, the time traveler donated another qualification for the military examination, but he didn't pass that time and ranked last."
Someone said: "It is really explosive and unprecedented to take the civil and military examinations at the same time, and even win both. But it is impossible to take the civil and military examinations at the same time. There is no precedent at all."
Fu Ba Mei: "If you don't have knowledge, read more books. The lack of precedent does not mean that it is impossible!"
"Kangxi An imperial decree was issued, so that everyone can display what they have learned, and both civil and military paths can obtain true talents. "
"So it is possible to cross-examine the civil and military imperial examinations, which is also the law of the Qing ancestors."
"It's just that no one has been able to do it for hundreds of years. If the group leader can succeed, it will be the first time in history, and it will be a real auspicious sign."
"None of the Han people have done it for hundreds of years, but the group leader, a bannerman, has done it. Now all the Eight Banners are useless, and all the horses are silent. Only the group leader is as bright as a star, which is guaranteed to shock the Eight Banners and instantly turn the Eight Banners from shame to supreme glory!"
Su Ye hurriedly said: "I am a Han Chinese, I am a Han Chinese!"
Next, everyone began to imagine how glorious and awesome the protagonist would be at that time.
One person said quietly: "You guys have a lot of fun, but the imperial examination in the Qing Dynasty was very difficult, and the Shuntian Prefecture examination area was even more deadly. Has the leader of the group ever done Eight-legged Literature? It's so close to the imperial examination, is it still too late to study hard?"
Negative Bamei: "Studying? You're still reading shit. I went to find out who ranked first in the civil and military examinations of Shuntian Prefecture. The group leader went to kill them. Then I found their examination papers and sent them to the group leader. I knew them by heart. If you just go into the examination room and copy it, you will be ranked first.”
Everyone was shocked and expressed that the eighth sister was awesome!
"As for martial arts, the group leader is a first-class archer, and his strength and energy are doubled. He was a first-class soldier before he traveled through time. He should be able to do it in the examination room!"
"As for the martial arts examination literary test, the most direct way is to find the test paper of the top student in the martial arts examination and ask the group leader to memorize it. Of course, the essays for the military examination literary examination are basically poorly written. I will look up the questions and ensure that they are written well. Ten times the strategy came out.”
"In short, this plan is very reliable, simple and crude, and absolutely effective! Just ask the group leader if it works? Do you want to adopt it?"
"But Master, after you traveled through time, have you tried archery, volley shooting, heavy sword dancing, or stone lock lifting? Have you confirmed your level?"
"In the martial arts competitions of the Qing Dynasty, if you want to go to high school, you have to shoot twelve-power bows, dance one hundred and twenty kilograms of swords, and lift three hundred kilograms of stone locks!"
Su Yi said: "I just feel like I'm becoming awesome, but I haven't really tried it yet!"
Negative Bamei: "I've never tried it before, so what you said makes me so excited!"
"Hurry up and try it! Tell me when you're done,"
"If you don't have this level, don't play with this plan. Just stay in peace and don't try to make a difference in a short time."
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