Variety Comics: Is this really daily life?

The famous thinker Goethe once said:

Whoever plays with life will achieve nothing, and

whoever cannot control himself will always be a slave!

At the same time, the lights in a house still illuminate the surroundings!

"Is it really okay to dress like this?" Goto Kazuri stood in front of the computer in a small pink skirt and slowly spun around.

The wind that comes with turning her body makes the girl's mysterious realm loom bright.

"Ao~ Yes, it's really okay, Pochi-chan is cute!" Hongxia drooped her eyes, looking like she was about to fall asleep.

In the small window on the side, although Ryo Yamada's eyes are wide open, the snoring sound from time to time can prove it....

As early as I don't know when, Ryo Yamada has already fallen asleep!

"Hmm..."Megumi Kato touched his chin, and then asked suspiciously, "Ichiri-chan, we've been picking for more than two hours, don't you have anything special to like?" Goto

Ichiri looked panicked, his calves couldn't help but tremble, and he said in a panic:

"This... That one... Actually, I, its... I think it's still sports, luck..."

"I can't say that I've been wearing sportswear since I was in the third grade of elementary school!" Goto

Kazuri, who has been lonely and even wore sportswear for five or six years

, has completely lost the clothes that girls are born with, makeup, and fashion... and so on.

Because he doesn't have a relationship with friends, Goto Kazuri doesn't even pay too much attention to the necessary supplies for girls!

Like those big-name beauty products and cosmetics, Goto Kazuri doesn't know anything,

so this also leads to Goto Kazuri has no concept of what to wear on a date.

And her only concept of the relationship between men and women comes from heaven, a certain car, OS...

"Why do you want to go on a date, can't you just open it... Fang..."

The thought was only halfway through, and Goto Kazuri was silent for a while, and his expression gradually turned blushing.

"Pochi-chan, you have to cheer up a little!" Goto Kazuri said cheerily by patting his cheek with his hand.

Looking at Goto Kazuri's strange operation, neither Hongxia nor Megumi Kato behind the screen reacted much.

After all, habit is a very terrifying thing

, even if it is the Shimokitazawa archangel Ichi Chihiro Natsu will become indifferent under

Goto Ichiri's daily hair! And Kato Megumi is completely because he knows his good girlfriend

Goto Ichiri too well, so to speak, if Goto Ichiri doesn't get sick one day, Kato Megumi will feel strange!

However, Megumi Kato also understands that it can't be dragged on any longer, and if it continues like this, neither of them will be able to sleep well!

After thinking for a while, he slowly spoke: "Yiri-chan, didn't you say that Qianyun likes black silk? Black silk with that little short skirt, Qianyun definitely likes it!"

"This..." Goto Ichiri clenched his fists and struggled frantically in his heart.

Naturally, she wanted to dress up in a sleek fit for the next day's date,

but the little skirt was even shorter than her safety pants.

Goto Ichiri can guarantee that if he wears that little short skirt, he can walk away as long as he bends down!

If he is just watched by Dongfang Qianyun alone

, Goto Ichiri feels that he can be bold, but if he is seen by others, Goto Ichiri will feel very annoying.

Yes

, Dongfang Qianyun wants to monopolize Goto Ichiri, and Goto Ichiri also wants to monopolize everything in Dongfang Qianyun

! But after all, it's just a thought, Goto Ichiri knows very well that

everything about the so-called people belongs only to this person

! I want you to have me in your eyes, but I don't want to occupy everything

in your eyes! Because there are vast stars and thousands of miles of mountains and rivers in your eyes, and I am just one of them!

But I still hope that at that time, in that place, I am the only one in your eyes!

Kato Megumi looked at Goto Ichiri's expression of struggling for a while and relieved for a while, as if Sichuan Opera had changed his face, and his lips couldn't help twitching slightly.

As soon as he wanted to speak, he was said in advance by the archangel Yidi Zhihongxia:

"Otherwise, Yiri-chan, you put the stockings inside, and then put a long skirt on the outside."

"After that, when you went on a date, you did this, this, that!"

Goto Ichiuchi was slightly ruddy, "This... Isn't this just a little bit of a forehead, small, be careful!

" "It's the so-called surprise, attack it unprepared!" A cold glint flashed in the eyes of Ichi Chi Hongxia, "Based on the stories I heard my sister tell, I can draw a conclusion!"

"Conclusion!!"

Goto Ichiri, Kato Megumi and even Ryo Yamada, who was still asleep before, sat up.

"Well, the conclusion!" "Ichichi Chi Hongxia nodded, and said with a solemn expression: "This conclusion can be said to be very, very important, I was also shocked when I got

it!" Yamada Ryo swallowed his saliva

, "Hongxia, you hurry up!" Kato Megumi nodded, "Hongxia, let's hear it!" Goto

Ichiri was a little at a loss for a while, but he just nodded his head vigorously

Looking at the various performances of the three people in front of the screen, Yidi Zhihongxia couldn't help laughing

, "Hahaha, okay, okay, don't be so serious

!" "Actually, it's not too outrageous, it's the first time I know that what boys like most is not the girl's full appearance, or the half-concealed appearance!"

"When I first learned the news, I was shocked!

Speaking of this, the corners of Ijichi Chihiro's mouth twitched, looking at the screen in front of the petrified Goto Ichiri

, as for the other two

, Yamada was expressionless, but still pretended to be shocked and said: "What! There is such a thing, wow~ It's so cool!"

Kato Megumi clapped his hands for some reason, but people pretended to be surprised and said, "It's the first time I've known about this kind of thing!".

Compared with the two people who give face, but don't give face, Goto Kazuri's reaction is extremely outrageous!

At the same time as the painting style collapses, countless garbled characters also jump out of his brain, and

he mutters: "Half... Half-hidden, half-hidden, over, finished

!" As he spoke, Goto Ichiri slid his feet and sat on the ground, his whole person was like a salted fish that had lost its dreams, and there was no life at all!

This sudden change thundered the remaining three

people, "That, Pochi-chan, what's wrong with you, you're not feeling well, or are your relatives coming!"

"Ichiri-chan... Could it be that you bought some messy things on the Internet again?" seemed to think of something, and Megumi Kato's expression instantly darkened.

"Mess up!?thing?!" Ryo Yamada was very keenly aware of something wrong, his eyes narrowed slightly, "Megumi, please elaborate, thank you!!" Sensing the reaction of Ryo Yamada,

a musician, Megumi Kato rarely ignored the other party's meaning.

After all, these days of contact have made Megumi Kato understand one thing

, Ryo Yamada and Dongfang Qianyun belong to the same kind of people, and they can even be called the female version of Dongfang Qianyun in some aspects.

Therefore, Megumi Kato decisively ignored Ryo Yamada's problem

, however, Ryo Yamada was called Ryo Crumb, so naturally she had a reason.

I saw him wipe his eyes, and tears gushed out like a dam breaking through the mouth, and at the same time choked up and said:

"I, aren't we good friends, good sisters, good girlfriends?"

"Could it be that we are only superficial relations! That's right, so that's it, it's because I'm too self-righteous, I know that I'm going to leave here, leave this place that doesn't belong to me!"

Megumi Kato was silent, "..."

Yidi Zhihong Xia Fist is itching, and Yamada Liang, who is watching the drama spirit floating, really wants to go up and punch her.

But it was this kind of third-rate acting skills that completely made Goto Ichiri dizzy.

"That's... Ancestor Liang, in fact, it's nothing, it's, it's..."

After seeing the fish take the bait, Ryo Yamada hurriedly covered his face with both hands and let out a heart-wrenching cry.

But in the direction that Goto Ichiri couldn't see, the corners of Ryo Yamada's mouth rose slightly, and the amplitude became larger and larger.

"Woo woo X_X woo woo, Pochi-chan, can you tell me what you bought? This is my greatest wish!!"

"Ahh

Ryo Yamada, "Pochi-chan, you're definitely going to let me see it, right!

!!!!" Goto Kazuri, "I, I know!!"

A moment later...

Ryo Yamada's expression was solemn, with a hint of disbelief in his eyes, "This, this, I didn't expect Pochi-chan to like this kind of

tune!" "Ryo nodded and shook his head, "Cool, you can't say that, Xiao Boqi was bought for Qianyun to see, which means that Qianyun likes this tune!"

"???" Ryo Yamada's eyes rarely flashed with shock, looking at the clothes that were not considered clothes at all on Goto Ichiri's return record, and muttered: "It turns out that Qianyun... I like to wear this kind of clothes

!""..."Ichi Chi Hongxia only felt that his brain was a little dead

, looking at Ryo Yamada, who was talking nonsense, the archangel prayed silently in his heart

, "Are you finally going crazy?, Ryo, I will remember everything about you, but before that, I will pay back the food money!"

Kato Megumi sighed, "Ichiri-chan, return all the things you bought online!".

At this moment, Goto Kazuri was huddled in the corner, drawing small circles on the ground with his back to everyone.

After hearing the call of his best friend Megumi Kato, Goto Ichiri stood up in silence and moved a box out from the side.

Moved the box to the notebook camera, and said embarrassedly to the puzzled Kato Megumi:

"Actually, I have returned everything that should be returned! It was delivered the next day of this Thunder Fire Sword brand, and I can't return it!" "Thunder Fire

Sword ??" × 3

The three girls were a little puzzled for a while, and the pure three of them did not understand the meaning of this brand.

However, as a YouTuber, Paradise is a resident player... Goto Ichiri, who is all over the yellow label, knows very well the gold content of the three words of the Thunder Fire Sword.

But

the problem is also suddenly here, because the meaning of the Thunder Fire Sword is too colorful, so Goto Ichiri doesn't dare to explain it at all.

The atmosphere between the crowd also solidified at this moment

, and the first to break the silence was still the archangel Yidi Zhihongxia, "Xiao Boqi, although I haven't heard of the brand of Thunder Fire Sword, but if the clothes are of good quality and fashionable, no matter what brand they are, they are the same, so can you take them out for us to see?"

"This, that... I, what I bought was actually..."Goto Kazuri's expression was distorted, and the villain in his heart stabbed his abdomen frantically,

"Ahhh

Give you a different feeling, give you the throbbing in the depths of your heart

, now in order to give back to new and old users, big discounts

!Don't 99998, don't 88888, only 13800

! Buy is earn, miss will not come back

!So, what are you waiting for? Place an order immediately, immediately...!~

After seeing this unique introduction, Goto Ichiri did not hesitate at all and placed an order directly to buy.

As for why there was no hesitation at all, it was, of course, because....

Well, you can only understand it, but you can't say it! After perceiving the girl's struggling expression, Kato Megumi hurriedly changed the topic and said:

"Ichiri-chan, it's not too early now, if you don't rest, tomorrow's date will become very ugly

!" "

Ah!" Goto Kazuri covered his face with his hands.

I don't know if it's a good intention to do bad things or if fate should be like this.

While Goto Kazuri covered his face with his hands, he originally dragged the box in his hand and fell directly to the ground.

Under the violent impact, all the props inside flew out

, leather whips, candles, hemp rope, rubber rings, ko-balls...

These things that can only be understood and unspeakable

flew out, looking at the special props that flew out in a mess, the pupils of Megumi Kato, Ichi Chi Hongxia, and Ryo Yamada couldn't help but shrink.

Megumi Kato, "... It's more fun than I thought!"

"Ichichi Hongxia, "Shhhhhh It's strange, I don't think I've seen these props at my sister's place!" Ryo

Yamada, "... 6"

Goto Kazuri covered his face, his eyes flashed with deep fear, his fingers trembled, and he hurriedly clicked the communication end button on the computer.

After clicking three or four times in a row, the call ended completely

, and Goto Kazuri also felt that his life was almost over!

The whole person fell to the ground as if he had lost his skeleton, two tears were drawn in the corners of his eyes, and he murmured:

"I, Xiao Boqi's life is completely over!!"

"Why? Why can't I just delete the time and come to the time when I married Qianyun!"

... Well, it's okay when you have a baby!

" "I don't want to grind my love!!

".