Vegetative people play online games
Chapter 211
I said, "It's just a game. Yue Bugu tricked us and gave us such a perverted task, which was actually teasing his enemy Long Deyun. I don't care about the contradictions between them, and I don't care what method is used, as long as we complete the task, it's okay. As for the consequences, we don't need to think too much. Even if the dragons do go to war, so what? can he really do what to humans with hundreds of dragons? Maybe I can have one more dragon in my pet.
Xiaohan was relieved to hear what I said, and finally became happy and said, "I thought you had changed sex, but I didn't expect you to be quite hard in your bones."
"Brother Han Sheng has always been like this, and he has never flinched in the face of any difficulties. Cortana's eyes showed a look of admiration.
"Hehe, what's going on? Don't you two usually join forces to attack me, where does the sun come out today, why do you praise me?" I smiled and began to adjust the atmosphere.
"Look at your beauty!" Xiaohan said angrily.
"Xiaohan, you say, we are married, is it better to live in the villa, or to go out and explore the rivers and lakes?" I began to look forward to the future.
"Hansheng, you can be as good as you say. "Xiaohan will always be like this, and the bird depends on people.
"Hey, you two wait for me, and me. When you go out to play, don't leave me. I'm going too. Cortana said.
"Hehehe, you are indispensable. Xiaohan smiled.
I was happy in my heart, hehe, the fragrant scene of hugging left and right appeared in my mind, whether it was living in the villa or wandering the rivers and lakes, it was the joy of life.
So the rest of the journey became easy and pleasant. The three of them laughed and played, and walked for a whole week before returning to Tianxia City.
Xiaohan and I took Long Deyun's beard and handed it to Yue Lao Yue Bugu, the old man opened his mouth in surprise with his beard, looked at it carefully for a long time, and then asked, "This... This is really Long Deyun's beard, you... How did I do it?"
Xiaohan said angrily, "The first test has been completed, please tell us about the second test."
Yue Bulao's eyes rolled, and he was about to speak, but I stretched out my hand to stop him: "Slow, I want to ask Lord Yue Bugu, how is your nephew." "I'm going to have to teach him a lesson before he gets it up to us again.
"My nephew?" Yue Bugu stared at me with his eyes, and suddenly said as if he understood something, "You... What do you know?"
"I don't know much, except that your enemy is a dragon, and a dragon once almost ate your nephew. I said lightly.
Yue Bugu's face turned pale suddenly, and he muttered, "You know everything? Then how can you..."
I know the meaning of what he didn't say, if Long Deyun also knew that this so-called mission was just for him to tease the dragon clan through my mouth, it would be impossible to give me a beard at all, so the dragon clan must not know about this matter for the time being. So how did this kid get his beard?
I said, "I think Long Deyun must be very curious to know why Yue Lao, who has been a human being, wants his beard so much, but I still think I should come back and ask your opinion before deciding whether to tell him or not." "
I'm threatening Yue Bugu, if he doesn't know what to do and continues to embarrass me, then I will tell Long Deyun the truth, and when the time comes, the Dragon Clan will definitely find trouble with the Yue Lao Clan. I'm sure Yue Bugu will understand the power of this.
Yue Bugu was cold, and he no longer had the appearance of a fairy wind bone. He originally planned to tease Long Deyun through my mouth, and at the same time, he also fulfilled the instructions of the Owen City guard to make things difficult for me, but he didn't expect me to complete the task. In his opinion, it is a miracle that I can see Long Deyun, because even if the human leader goes to Long Deyun for the matter of the old moon, he can't see it. Even if I could meet Long Deyun, that arrogant guy would have chewed me up when he heard my ridiculous request for his beard.
"No, no, no, don't tell him. Yue Bugu hurriedly waved his hand.
I smiled, it turned out that the fairy wind Dao Gu Yue Bugu would also be afraid! I smiled with satisfaction.
Yue Bugu will not be afraid that his collusion with Owen to frame me will be known by the human leader, he is not a human, and the punishment of the human race will not fall on him, he is afraid that his teasing of Long Deyun will be known by the dragon clan. In this way, Long Deyun is likely to start a war against the Yue Lao clan in a fit of rage, and then his sin will be great. The strength of the dragon clan is not something that the Yue Lao clan can contend with.
He saw me laughing, afraid that I was still complaining about him, so he hurriedly said: "It's all your Owen City Guard who wants me to make things difficult for you, so he also gave me a box of incense, let's deal with this matter internally, don't let the dragon patriarch worry anymore." "
And our test?" I asked deliberately.
"What ?......test? Oh, yes, yes, test, well, test. Yes, the system stipulates that anyone who applies for marriage must go through three tests, but the content of this test is determined by me. Yue Bugu was frightened just now, and then he remembered that he could still jam our necks, at least now the test can still be used as a quid pro quo for us to remain silent, he came back to his senses, his face was bloody, and said: "That's it, the second test is that you go and get a horse for me, thinking that I still have to walk as a noble god, it's really not true." "
This test is obviously releasing water, he can see that I have the skill to tame wild beasts, this test can be difficult for others, for me it is hand-to-hand. I said: "This is easy, I also agree that the beard incident will be dealt with internally, but this third test..."
"Yue Bugu has completely calmed down, and after staring at us for a while, he has roughly understood our experience in the Protoss. also understood that we would not actually stab Long Deyun for this matter, so my tone began to harden. He was preparing for a rainy day for the Yue Lao clan.
Xiaohan immediately stood up, pointing at Yue Bugu and saying, "You... We are not afraid that Long Deyun will know about this, because he will first find trouble with the Yue Lao Clan, and then the human race. And we humans have millions of people in East China, can we still be afraid of hundreds of dragons? Don't you be ignorant!"
Yue Bugu's face changed color, Xiaohan This is a naked threat, yes, there are millions of human beings, and the Yue Lao clan is only a few thousand, human beings can not be afraid of the dragon clan, but the Yue Lao clan can't be afraid. I said, "Uchiko has a straightforward personality and offended Yue Lao, so I will apologize to you on her behalf." However, what she said is not unreasonable, please consider it.
Yue Bugu gritted his teeth and said: "100 pieces of incense, I will give this gift." Please be sure to help our Yue Lao Clan send it to the Feng Clan, explain the ins and outs, and let the Feng Clan help us Yue Lao Clan. "
Yue Bugu knows that it is impossible to hide this matter from Long Deyun forever in the end, as long as he meets with the human leader, then everything will be exposed. Long Deyun is not a fool either, and he can quickly find out that it was his hands and feet that Yue Bugu did. Will Long Deyun, who has been insulted like that, let go of the Yue Lao clan. Apparently not. Long Deyun had a long-cherished wish to unify the Protoss, but he had no excuse, and now that he had an excuse, he would be the first to be wiped out by the Yue Lao Clan. And this Han Sheng was able to obtain Long Deyun's beard with a three-inch incorruptible tongue, and he was obviously the best candidate for the Yue Lao Clan to envoy the Feng Clan. As long as it can be said that the Feng Clan opposes the Dragon Clan to eliminate the Yue Lao Clan, then the Yue Lao Clan still has a glimmer of life.
Yue Bugu saw that we didn't answer, and said hurriedly: "Even if I beg you, you are not a test, but to help our Yue Lao clan, as long as you can succeed, the Yue Lao clan will always be a friend of the world." "
I think I'm going to go to the Feng clan anyway, and I thank Feng Shanshan for her help, so I'll do the Yue Lao clan a favor by the way: "Okay, I can help you send 100 pieces of incense to the Feng clan, and also express your feelings of asking for help, but whether the Feng clan can agree or not is not up to me, so this third test can only look at the process, not the result." Do you agree?
" Yue Bugu can't help it, this is something he provoked, and he can only rely on us to solve it, so he has to say: "Okay, it is the third test, in fact, I ask you to do something, as long as you do your best, it depends on God whether you succeed or not."
Then he took out 180 gold coins and handed them to me, saying, "This is the money for 100 incense gifts, you take them first." As long as you do this, our Yue Lao clan will always be friends of your world. "
I happily turned out the gold coins, and I originally planned to give the Feng clan 100 pieces of incense as a token of gratitude, now I don't need to bleed, and I can make a small profit, hehe." You must know that the purchase price of our incense is 7% off. He paid 180 gold coins, which meant that the customs duties of the angel clan were also included. He really inquired very clearly. The so-called words that will always be friends of our world can only be listened to, and they cannot be taken seriously. Yue Bugu is not the patriarch of the Yue Lao clan, and his words cannot represent the meaning of the Yue Lao clan. If there is going to be a war in the world, the old clan will never send troops like the angel clan.
Farewell to Yue Bugu, I first teleported to the Xiaoyao Plain, tamed a wild horse, and then teleported back to send Yue Bugu with Xiaohan to complete the second test. Then he asked Lao Dao to mobilize 200 people, each of whom carried a piece of incense, and teleported it to the angel clan.
After paying the customs duties to Ning Xiang, I found Hansen. When Hansen heard that this was a gift to the golden nobles of the Protoss, he immediately exempted it from tax and refunded the customs duties collected to me. I'm so happy, of course, these incense sticks are my personal expense, and it's good to be able to pay less to invite friends to drink.
On the way, Xiaohan asked me, "Is it necessary to really cash in on the incense given to
the dragon clan?" I said, "It is necessary, if you don't honor it, the dragon clan will soon find out that they have been deceived." We're going to be harassed right away. Cashed in, it will take a long time for the dragons to find out. We bought a long-term stability and a marriage with you for less than 100 gold coins, which I think is very cheap. "
Bah, I bought it from you?" Xiaohan asked.
"Ah, of course not. Actually, it's the other way around, I bought it home from you, and it's up to you to be a cow or a horse!hahaha," I said with a hippie smile.
"Phew..."Xiaohan blushed.
Xiaohan was relieved to hear what I said, and finally became happy and said, "I thought you had changed sex, but I didn't expect you to be quite hard in your bones."
"Brother Han Sheng has always been like this, and he has never flinched in the face of any difficulties. Cortana's eyes showed a look of admiration.
"Hehe, what's going on? Don't you two usually join forces to attack me, where does the sun come out today, why do you praise me?" I smiled and began to adjust the atmosphere.
"Look at your beauty!" Xiaohan said angrily.
"Xiaohan, you say, we are married, is it better to live in the villa, or to go out and explore the rivers and lakes?" I began to look forward to the future.
"Hansheng, you can be as good as you say. "Xiaohan will always be like this, and the bird depends on people.
"Hey, you two wait for me, and me. When you go out to play, don't leave me. I'm going too. Cortana said.
"Hehehe, you are indispensable. Xiaohan smiled.
I was happy in my heart, hehe, the fragrant scene of hugging left and right appeared in my mind, whether it was living in the villa or wandering the rivers and lakes, it was the joy of life.
So the rest of the journey became easy and pleasant. The three of them laughed and played, and walked for a whole week before returning to Tianxia City.
Xiaohan and I took Long Deyun's beard and handed it to Yue Lao Yue Bugu, the old man opened his mouth in surprise with his beard, looked at it carefully for a long time, and then asked, "This... This is really Long Deyun's beard, you... How did I do it?"
Xiaohan said angrily, "The first test has been completed, please tell us about the second test."
Yue Bulao's eyes rolled, and he was about to speak, but I stretched out my hand to stop him: "Slow, I want to ask Lord Yue Bugu, how is your nephew." "I'm going to have to teach him a lesson before he gets it up to us again.
"My nephew?" Yue Bugu stared at me with his eyes, and suddenly said as if he understood something, "You... What do you know?"
"I don't know much, except that your enemy is a dragon, and a dragon once almost ate your nephew. I said lightly.
Yue Bugu's face turned pale suddenly, and he muttered, "You know everything? Then how can you..."
I know the meaning of what he didn't say, if Long Deyun also knew that this so-called mission was just for him to tease the dragon clan through my mouth, it would be impossible to give me a beard at all, so the dragon clan must not know about this matter for the time being. So how did this kid get his beard?
I said, "I think Long Deyun must be very curious to know why Yue Lao, who has been a human being, wants his beard so much, but I still think I should come back and ask your opinion before deciding whether to tell him or not." "
I'm threatening Yue Bugu, if he doesn't know what to do and continues to embarrass me, then I will tell Long Deyun the truth, and when the time comes, the Dragon Clan will definitely find trouble with the Yue Lao Clan. I'm sure Yue Bugu will understand the power of this.
Yue Bugu was cold, and he no longer had the appearance of a fairy wind bone. He originally planned to tease Long Deyun through my mouth, and at the same time, he also fulfilled the instructions of the Owen City guard to make things difficult for me, but he didn't expect me to complete the task. In his opinion, it is a miracle that I can see Long Deyun, because even if the human leader goes to Long Deyun for the matter of the old moon, he can't see it. Even if I could meet Long Deyun, that arrogant guy would have chewed me up when he heard my ridiculous request for his beard.
"No, no, no, don't tell him. Yue Bugu hurriedly waved his hand.
I smiled, it turned out that the fairy wind Dao Gu Yue Bugu would also be afraid! I smiled with satisfaction.
Yue Bugu will not be afraid that his collusion with Owen to frame me will be known by the human leader, he is not a human, and the punishment of the human race will not fall on him, he is afraid that his teasing of Long Deyun will be known by the dragon clan. In this way, Long Deyun is likely to start a war against the Yue Lao clan in a fit of rage, and then his sin will be great. The strength of the dragon clan is not something that the Yue Lao clan can contend with.
He saw me laughing, afraid that I was still complaining about him, so he hurriedly said: "It's all your Owen City Guard who wants me to make things difficult for you, so he also gave me a box of incense, let's deal with this matter internally, don't let the dragon patriarch worry anymore." "
And our test?" I asked deliberately.
"What ?......test? Oh, yes, yes, test, well, test. Yes, the system stipulates that anyone who applies for marriage must go through three tests, but the content of this test is determined by me. Yue Bugu was frightened just now, and then he remembered that he could still jam our necks, at least now the test can still be used as a quid pro quo for us to remain silent, he came back to his senses, his face was bloody, and said: "That's it, the second test is that you go and get a horse for me, thinking that I still have to walk as a noble god, it's really not true." "
This test is obviously releasing water, he can see that I have the skill to tame wild beasts, this test can be difficult for others, for me it is hand-to-hand. I said: "This is easy, I also agree that the beard incident will be dealt with internally, but this third test..."
"Yue Bugu has completely calmed down, and after staring at us for a while, he has roughly understood our experience in the Protoss. also understood that we would not actually stab Long Deyun for this matter, so my tone began to harden. He was preparing for a rainy day for the Yue Lao clan.
Xiaohan immediately stood up, pointing at Yue Bugu and saying, "You... We are not afraid that Long Deyun will know about this, because he will first find trouble with the Yue Lao Clan, and then the human race. And we humans have millions of people in East China, can we still be afraid of hundreds of dragons? Don't you be ignorant!"
Yue Bugu's face changed color, Xiaohan This is a naked threat, yes, there are millions of human beings, and the Yue Lao clan is only a few thousand, human beings can not be afraid of the dragon clan, but the Yue Lao clan can't be afraid. I said, "Uchiko has a straightforward personality and offended Yue Lao, so I will apologize to you on her behalf." However, what she said is not unreasonable, please consider it.
Yue Bugu gritted his teeth and said: "100 pieces of incense, I will give this gift." Please be sure to help our Yue Lao Clan send it to the Feng Clan, explain the ins and outs, and let the Feng Clan help us Yue Lao Clan. "
Yue Bugu knows that it is impossible to hide this matter from Long Deyun forever in the end, as long as he meets with the human leader, then everything will be exposed. Long Deyun is not a fool either, and he can quickly find out that it was his hands and feet that Yue Bugu did. Will Long Deyun, who has been insulted like that, let go of the Yue Lao clan. Apparently not. Long Deyun had a long-cherished wish to unify the Protoss, but he had no excuse, and now that he had an excuse, he would be the first to be wiped out by the Yue Lao Clan. And this Han Sheng was able to obtain Long Deyun's beard with a three-inch incorruptible tongue, and he was obviously the best candidate for the Yue Lao Clan to envoy the Feng Clan. As long as it can be said that the Feng Clan opposes the Dragon Clan to eliminate the Yue Lao Clan, then the Yue Lao Clan still has a glimmer of life.
Yue Bugu saw that we didn't answer, and said hurriedly: "Even if I beg you, you are not a test, but to help our Yue Lao clan, as long as you can succeed, the Yue Lao clan will always be a friend of the world." "
I think I'm going to go to the Feng clan anyway, and I thank Feng Shanshan for her help, so I'll do the Yue Lao clan a favor by the way: "Okay, I can help you send 100 pieces of incense to the Feng clan, and also express your feelings of asking for help, but whether the Feng clan can agree or not is not up to me, so this third test can only look at the process, not the result." Do you agree?
" Yue Bugu can't help it, this is something he provoked, and he can only rely on us to solve it, so he has to say: "Okay, it is the third test, in fact, I ask you to do something, as long as you do your best, it depends on God whether you succeed or not."
Then he took out 180 gold coins and handed them to me, saying, "This is the money for 100 incense gifts, you take them first." As long as you do this, our Yue Lao clan will always be friends of your world. "
I happily turned out the gold coins, and I originally planned to give the Feng clan 100 pieces of incense as a token of gratitude, now I don't need to bleed, and I can make a small profit, hehe." You must know that the purchase price of our incense is 7% off. He paid 180 gold coins, which meant that the customs duties of the angel clan were also included. He really inquired very clearly. The so-called words that will always be friends of our world can only be listened to, and they cannot be taken seriously. Yue Bugu is not the patriarch of the Yue Lao clan, and his words cannot represent the meaning of the Yue Lao clan. If there is going to be a war in the world, the old clan will never send troops like the angel clan.
Farewell to Yue Bugu, I first teleported to the Xiaoyao Plain, tamed a wild horse, and then teleported back to send Yue Bugu with Xiaohan to complete the second test. Then he asked Lao Dao to mobilize 200 people, each of whom carried a piece of incense, and teleported it to the angel clan.
After paying the customs duties to Ning Xiang, I found Hansen. When Hansen heard that this was a gift to the golden nobles of the Protoss, he immediately exempted it from tax and refunded the customs duties collected to me. I'm so happy, of course, these incense sticks are my personal expense, and it's good to be able to pay less to invite friends to drink.
On the way, Xiaohan asked me, "Is it necessary to really cash in on the incense given to
the dragon clan?" I said, "It is necessary, if you don't honor it, the dragon clan will soon find out that they have been deceived." We're going to be harassed right away. Cashed in, it will take a long time for the dragons to find out. We bought a long-term stability and a marriage with you for less than 100 gold coins, which I think is very cheap. "
Bah, I bought it from you?" Xiaohan asked.
"Ah, of course not. Actually, it's the other way around, I bought it home from you, and it's up to you to be a cow or a horse!hahaha," I said with a hippie smile.
"Phew..."Xiaohan blushed.
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