Village Doctor's Magic Hands

Scared to pee?

The bird's nest man has a lot of courage to eat on the road. He only blames Zhao Sanjin for his sudden move, and his speed is too fast and his strength is too fierce. When he goes down with a dagger, he pierces the iron sheet of the van. No matter who, in such a situation, it is estimated that most of them cry and pee.

If Zhao Sanjin's speed is a little faster, or a little slower, and the direction is a little to the left, or a little to the right, what is pierced by the dagger is not the pants in the crotch of the bird's nest man, but his left or right leg.

A little more up?

Shit

Bird's nest man's chrysanthemums gather tightly. The more he thinks about it, the more afraid he is. The more he pees, the more energetic he is. Hua La, Hua La, he can't stop at all.

Gollum!

Haige squatting in front of Zhao Sanjin tightly protected his crotch with both hands. He was completely stunned by Zhao Sanjin's seemingly random throw. The first thought in his mind was: "it seems that this man surnamed Zhao plays hard, even compared with master duanchen, he can't let him down."

Cold sweat came from my back

As the only woman at the scene, Yao Qianyu saw this scene, and his pretty face immediately brushed a flush of crimson. In addition to being shocked, he was more ashamed than he could hide.

"This guy... Is really shameless!" Yao Qianyu took a hard look at Zhao Sanjin and scolded him in her heart. She found that Zhao Sanjin looked very kind on the surface and smiled at everyone. Even if he had a fight with Haige and others just now, the smile on his face did not decrease, but once it was the key time, he often hid a knife in a smile.

This so-called "knife" is playing hard on men and hooligans on women.

"Stand still, or I won't be responsible if I scratch your thigh or cut your little Dingding." Zhao Sankin put his hand over his nose and reminded the bird's nest man with a disdainful face.

While saying this, Zhao Sanjin looked at Ma Debiao sitting in the van.

Ma Debiao's mind moved and seemed to understand something.

therefore.

"You son of a bitch, I told you to drive. Didn't you fucking hear me? Go!" Ma Debiao pretended to be in a hurry to escape, scolded angrily, and then pushed the bird's nest man from behind.

The dagger is inserted in the crotch of the bird's nest man. Except that his body has been shaking uncontrollably, he doesn't even dare to breathe. He desperately wants to maintain balance. Now, he is pushed by Ma Debiao. Where can he balance?

Hiss----

With the sound of a pair of trousers being cut by the blade of a dagger, the bird's nest man leaned forward and fell forward involuntarily, almost falling down. Fortunately, the dagger nailed him to the van like a nail, otherwise, he had to fall and eat shit.

"Brother Biao, don't... don't push..." the house leak happened to be rainy. The bird's nest man only felt that his crotch was cold. A very important part for a man obviously touched the blade of a dagger. He cried quickly in panic and shouted, "brother Biao, there's a knife... There's a knife below!"

Fortunately, although the blade of the dagger came into contact with the very important part of the bird's nest man from zero distance, he responded in time and stabilized his body at the first time. Therefore, the dagger only cut a layer of skin on his little Ding Ding, and did not cause any irreparable serious consequences.

"Knife? Where's the knife?"

Ma Debiao frowned. His hand, which had just retracted, suddenly extended to the bird's nest man, put it on the bird's nest man's shoulder, pulled back, raised his ass, put his face together, and looked down at the bird's nest man's crotch.

"Ow!"

Suddenly, the bird's nest man's body was stiff, his mouth opened into an O-shape, screamed, and his expression was sour.

This time, it seems to really cut to

"Eh?" seeing the dagger inserted in the male crotch of the bird's nest, Ma Debiao's face turned black. He was embarrassed and said with a wry smile: "it's really a knife. Stand still and I'll pull it out for you."

"Don't... don't pull, don't pull!"

The bird's nest man burst into tears and quickly protected the handle of the dagger with his hands.

"Cut it?" Ma Debiao asked.

"Well, well..."

The bird's nest man nodded like mashing garlic.

"Er... Well, I didn't see you riding a knife in your crotch just now. I blame you." Ma Debiao said he was sorry.

But I'm sorry to fart. Riding on a sharp dagger, the bird's nest man was already sad enough, but Ma Debiao first pushed forward and then pulled back. This push and pull immediately caused a very important thing in the bird's nest man's crotch to rub back and forth with the dagger. For the first time, it was good. The zero distance contact only scratched a layer of skin, The second time, it changed from zero distance to negative distance, and cut in directly with a hiss.

It hurts to think about it

He said sorry, but Ma Debiao was happy in his heart. He wanted to laugh, but he was embarrassed to laugh, so he looked up at Zhao Sanjin and threw a successful look in his eyes.

Zhao Sankin rolled his eyes, laughing and laughing.

I don't know.

Zhao Sanjin just looked at Ma Debiao and just wanted Ma Debiao to take the initiative to get out of the van, help him pry open brother Hai's mouth and ask about the sudden aggravation of Mo Mo's condition and the mysterious atmosphere. He didn't let him torture the bird nest man so inhumanely.

It's strange that Ma Debiao didn't really understand the intention of Zhao Sanjin's eyes, which made the bird's nest man lie down for no reason.

"Fat man, you come down." there's no way. You can't use your eyes. Zhao Sanjin had to speak directly.

"Ah?" Ma Debiao was stunned.

"Come down!"

"Oh."

How dare Ma Debiao disobey Zhao Sanjin? Although he didn't know what Zhao Sanjin wanted, he got out of the car.

"Coward! Counsellor!"

Haige understood Ma Debiao's virtue. Seeing that he listened to Zhao Sanjin so much, he thought he was timid and afraid to follow in the footsteps of himself and those young people, so he didn't dare to contradict Zhao Sanjin, but he didn't doubt that there would be an unknown special relationship between Zhao Sanjin and Ma Debiao.

When he came to Zhao Sanjin and Haige, Ma Debiao looked down at Haige, who was still covering his crotch and his face was painful. He shook his head and sighed and said, "Haige, I warned you not to be impulsive. Impulsivity is the devil. You don't listen. Now it's OK. His arm is not broken and his leg is not lame, but I'm afraid the man's third leg won't work in the future..."

Tone, with a trace of schadenfreude flavor.

"I will!" Haige's eyes stared and hummed, "a man and a big husband would rather die standing than kneeling. He counseled like a dog. Thanks to master Liu's trust in you!"

"How dare you scold me?"

"What if I scold you?"

"Believe it or not, I beat you?"

"Try it!"

"Just try..."

Ma Debiao and Haige have the same status in the Liu family. No one can control anyone, and no one is satisfied with anyone. They all want to pull each other off the horse. It's not easy to catch such a good opportunity. Zhao Sanjin beat Haige out of his ability to fight back, leaving him only to be beaten passively. Ma Debiao is worried that he can't find an excuse to add fuel to the fire. He never thought that Haige didn't know the current situation and took the initiative to provoke him, This is exactly what Ma Debiao wants.

therefore.

Without saying a word, Ma Debiao lifted his leg and kicked Haige in the face. He kicked Haige who had squatted on the ground on the spot and rolled in place.

When he raised his head again, Haige's nose was bleeding out, and a huge shoe print appeared on his angry face.

"You fucking..."

"I've been fucking upset with you for a long time!"

Beating people is addictive, especially when it suddenly breaks out after holding it for a long time. Ma Debiao won't give up easily when he is beaten? He didn't give Haige a chance to curse at all. Then he stepped on Haige's chest for several consecutive feet, which almost made Haige spit blood.

Fight?

Seeing this magical scene, all the young people around who had just got up from the ground were confused and stared. Several of them who were close to Haige usually gave each other a look, gathered together and stopped Ma Debiao.

"Counsellor, wait for me and see how I can deal with you when I get back!" tiger luopingyang was bullied by the dog. In fact, in Haige's heart, he always regarded himself as a tiger and Ma Debiao as a dog.

"Bah!" Ma Debiao spit fiercely and said fearlessly: "you took the task, you chose the people, and you beat the frame. You can't catch the woman surnamed Yao today. See how you explain to master Liu and master duanchen after you go back!"

Ma Debiao bet that Haige wouldn't have any good fruit to eat when he went back this time. Otherwise, he didn't dare to take advantage of the danger in front of so many people and teach him such an unbridled lesson.

It's OK not to mention Yao Qianyu. When Ma Debiao mentioned it, Zhao Sanjin immediately thought that he had taken Yao Qianyu's money and had not avenged her yet.

So Zhao Sanjin walked behind Ma Debiao without saying hello. Just like Ma Debiao kicked Haige, he kicked Ma Debiao's ass.

"Ouch --"

Ma Debiao turned his back to Zhao Sanjin. He didn't expect Zhao Sanjin to make a sneak attack on him. He just felt his ass tighten suddenly and exclaimed. His fat body suddenly lost its balance and fell forward.

Coincidentally, Haige was lying directly opposite Ma Debiao. After the young people stopped Ma Debiao, they went to help Haige. Just halfway there, Ma Debiao suddenly rushed here.

Ma Debiao's weight... Who dares to pick him up?

What's more, those young people are from Haige.

Almost subconsciously, the young people quickly loosened Haige and retreated one after another, while Ma Debiao splashed and hit Haige directly.

Nearly 200 Jin

Poof!

Ma Debiao stepped on his chest for several times just now, but he didn't spit blood. But this time, Haige really couldn't help it. He was knocked dizzy by Ma Debiao and rolled in five. Suddenly, the throat was salty and a mouthful of blood gushed out.

Because he was face to face with Ma Debiao, he sprayed Ma Debiao on his face.