Village Doctor's Magic Hands
Chapter 26
"Third brother!"
Seeing Zhao Sanjin, Lin Qingqing was stunned. Then she loosened Miao Xiangzhu and strode towards Zhao Sanjin. Regardless of the broad daylight and full view of the public, she directly fell into Zhao Sanjin's arms. Her body trembled slightly due to excitement and fear.
Wenxiang nephrite entered her arms. Happiness came so suddenly that Zhao Sankin was a little caught off guard.
Lin Qingqing's "third brother" immediately attracted everyone's attention. Liu Yingying, Lin Decai and Wu Youneng turned back one after another. Miao Xiangzhu stretched out his hand to stop it. As a result, he failed to stop it. It was also like wanting to talk and stop. The villagers who watched behind him were even more sobbing and whispering.
The countryside is not as open as the city. The villagers' thoughts are more feudal and conservative. It is actually very indecent for a man and a woman to hug in front of so many people.
What's more, Zhao Sanjin didn't marry and Lin Qingqing didn't marry. Everyone in the village knew that they were happy with each other. Secretly, they had already been good, but they also knew that Lin Qingqing was about to be engaged to Liu Zifeng in the town.
If it were at ordinary times, Lin Decai would rush up at the first time, forcibly disassemble Zhao Sanjin and Lin Qingqing, and then press Zhao Sanjin on the ground and beat him in public as an example.
But now it's different. The cabbage at home has become fine, and Lin Decai's crotch is a little wet. How can you care about these? He was stunned for a long time, then came up and said hurriedly: "three jin, uncle knows that you learned the bone touching skill with your grandfather when you were a child. Now your grandfather is gone, come and help uncle. This... What's going on?"
"Formula for touching bones" is not an ordinary skill. In addition to treating diseases by touching bones, with the improvement of cultivation and realm, you can also re transform the bones of the human body by touching bones, that is, the legendary plastic surgery, beauty, and even fortune telling by touching bones!
Fortune telling is a profound knowledge, which is obscure and difficult to understand. It is precisely because of this that people subconsciously associate it with the legends of ghosts and gods. Grandpa calculated his life for others and showed his ability in this regard. Therefore, Lin Decai instinctively believes that Zhao Sanjin will do the same.
But God knows, Zhao Sanjin spent ten years, in fact, he just learned a fur. He will only use the Xuanjin stored in his Dantian to help others touch bones and treat diseases, and the number of times can't be too much.
Zhao Sanjin can't touch bones to tell fortune?
Otherwise, Grandpa asked Liu cuimoth to bury him in the roadside drainage ditch by looking for the dragon's acupoint. Zhao Sanjin stayed there for so long yesterday afternoon, and he wouldn't fail to see the way.
"Uncle Lin, don't worry..." Zhao Sanjin reluctantly loosened Lin Qingqing in his arms and advised: "maybe things are not as you think. In the daytime, there are ghosts and strange things. Those unclean things?"
"But this..." Lin Decai said with a sad face, "whether he has it or not, come and help uncle."
Lin Decai is such a powerful eye. He can't help it. When he doesn't need Zhao Sanjin, he treats Zhao Sanjin as a dog and despises him. But once he needs it, he immediately looks like a person. His face changes faster than his mother's book. He grabs Zhao Sanjin's arm and looks at his face. He wishes he could give Zhao Sanjin as his ancestor.
Although Zhao Sanjin didn't like Lin Decai very much, he was not a man with a small stomach. In addition, Lin Qingqing was standing nearby. He hesitated a little and followed Lin Decai to the vegetable field.
Lin Qingqing followed Zhao Sanjin carefully and clung to Zhao Sanjin's clothes. It seemed that only in this way could she put down her fear.
"Three jin, you've come just in time." Wu Youneng pointed to the Chinese cabbage in the vegetable field and said, "look at what's particular here. Let uncle Lin pay attention to it in the future. Don't make any taboos..."
Zhao Sanjin nodded and smiled at Liu Yingying next to him. It was a greeting. Then he looked down at the cabbage.
"Niang, can't it be such a coincidence?" Zhao Sankin was completely stunned with one look.
As Liu Jiaojiao and Liu cuimoth said just now, the Chinese cabbage in front of us is really big. It's ridiculously big. At first glance, it looks like a millstone, at least 40 or 50 kilograms.
However, what shocked Zhao Sanjin most was not the size and weight of the Chinese cabbage, but its location.
If Zhao Sanjin remembers well, he peed here after sneaking out of a small foreign building last night. The cabbage seedling he peed on at that time seems to be
It seems to be the absurdly large cabbage in front of us!
How is that possible?
Zhao Sanjin didn't relax for a long time. He carefully observed the traces around the Chinese cabbage and found that his footprints were still left in the soil on one side.
Zhao Sanjin just came back from the army. When he came to find Lin Qingqing last night, he was wearing camouflage clothes and military boots, and the footprints left by military boots are unique, which other villagers can't have.
"What the fuck is this cabbage? Is it because I peed on it and it grew so big overnight?" Zhao Sankin's eyebrows twisted into a rope and thought to himself.
Although this idea is somewhat unimaginable, even absurd, but in addition to this, Zhao Sanjin really can't think of any reason to explain the current situation.
"San Jin, do you see any way?" Lin Decai and Wu Youneng looked at each other and asked.
Lin Qingqing is also a period wing with a face.
Zhao Sanjin regained his mind and opened his mouth, but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them again. His heart said he couldn't tell them that I had a bubble in my urine yesterday and pissed this cabbage big, right?
Besides, Zhao Sanjin is not sure whether the sudden enlargement of this cabbage has anything to do with the bubble in his urine.
"Village head Lin, Wu Zhishu, Mr. Zhao, he..." Zhao Sanjin didn't speak, but Liu Yingying couldn't help it. She looked at Zhao Sanjin strangely and wondered, "can he see why this cabbage is like this?"
"Liu always doesn't know. His grandfather is great at three kilograms!" Wu Youneng explained quickly.
Wu Youneng's eloquence is good. In addition, Zhao Sanjin's grandfather really has the ability. He vividly told Liu Yingying about his grandfather's deeds before his death. After adding fuel and vinegar, he almost described his grandfather as an omnipotent God.
At the end of the day, Wu Youneng was full of praise and said, "when Sanjin's grandfather was alive, we all called him Zhao Banxian. Sanjin studied with the old man when he was young. It is estimated that he is also a little Banxian now."
Hearing this, Liu Yingying was stunned. The color of shock in her eyes was stronger than when she saw the Chinese cabbage just now.
But Zhao Sanjin was ashamed and his face was black
Do you want to exaggerate?
"Wow! No wonder brother Bing can expel poison and cure diseases by touching his feet casually. It turned out to be ancestral!" when Liu Jiaojiao heard this, she was a little excited. She rushed over and hugged Zhao Sanjin's arm for a while.
It doesn't matter if she shakes, but the key is that as soon as her body shakes, the two big bowls buckled in front of her chest also shake. Several times she touched Zhao Sanjin's arm, which made Zhao Sanjin ashamed.
Noticing Liu Jiaojiao's action, Lin Qingqing's pretty face was flushed, as if she was a little jealous. She didn't speak, but her hands were not idle. She loosened Zhao Sanjin's clothes and put her hand around Zhao Sanjin's other arm.
Darling, another hug
Liu Jiaojiao was young and came from the city. She didn't think there was anything wrong, but Liu Yingying was different. As soon as she saw Lin Qingqing's reaction, she knew that Lin Qingqing was jealous, so she stared at Liu Jiaojiao, pulled her aside, and then turned off the topic: "Mr. Zhao, can you really see the way in here?"
"In fact, there is no way. In my opinion, it is estimated that there is a problem with the soil here." Zhao Sankin prevaricated.
There must be a reason why the cabbage suddenly grows so big. As for whether it is because of Zhao Sanjin's soaking urine, Zhao Sanjin doesn't know. He only knows whether it is urine or not. The problem must be on the soil.
Liu Yingying nodded and said, "Mr. Zhao is the same as I thought. I have just called several animal and plant experts in the city. If there is no accident, they will come soon."
"Yes."
Zhao Sanjin is not interested in those so-called experts. All he thinks about now is the urine he sprinkled last night. He tries to recall the exact time of urinating and the specific location of his station at that time, and even thinks of the posture and shape he posed when urinating.
"Is it because the shape I put when I peed was so handsome that the growth hormone of this Chinese cabbage soared?" Zhao Sankin couldn't help laughing at the thought.
The four beauties of ancient times can sink fish and fall wild geese, close the moon and shame flowers. If Zhao Sanjin can really pee out such a big cabbage, it is estimated that it should go down in history and be respected by thousands of people.
"It's just the soil?" Lin Decai and Wu Youneng were obviously not satisfied with the explanation given by Zhao Sanjin. They looked at each other, then looked at Zhao Sanjin together and asked, "Sanjin, you mean, there's something unclean buried under the soil, so..."
It can be seen that Lin Decai is really afraid this time, mainly because of his guilty heart. I don't know how many things he has done behind his back. Zhao Sanjin and Liu Yingying just said that there was a problem with the soil. He can immediately think of those unclean things. He is also drunk.
Since he was so guilty, Zhao Sanjin had an idea. A funny idea suddenly came into his mind, so he coughed and said, "Uncle Lin, I didn't want to talk nonsense, but since you asked, I'll..."
At this point, Zhao Sanjin pretended to be mysterious. He turned his head and glanced at Lin Qingqing, pretended that he couldn't bear it, shook his head and sighed, "Oh, forget it, I still won't say it, so that you and aunt Miao can't sleep at night."
It's annoying to say only half a sentence.
It's OK that Zhao Sanjin didn't say this half sentence. With his incisive expression, Lin Decai's heart pounded. Be careful of the dirty banging and crazy jumping. It's all fucking broken.
Seeing Zhao Sanjin, Lin Qingqing was stunned. Then she loosened Miao Xiangzhu and strode towards Zhao Sanjin. Regardless of the broad daylight and full view of the public, she directly fell into Zhao Sanjin's arms. Her body trembled slightly due to excitement and fear.
Wenxiang nephrite entered her arms. Happiness came so suddenly that Zhao Sankin was a little caught off guard.
Lin Qingqing's "third brother" immediately attracted everyone's attention. Liu Yingying, Lin Decai and Wu Youneng turned back one after another. Miao Xiangzhu stretched out his hand to stop it. As a result, he failed to stop it. It was also like wanting to talk and stop. The villagers who watched behind him were even more sobbing and whispering.
The countryside is not as open as the city. The villagers' thoughts are more feudal and conservative. It is actually very indecent for a man and a woman to hug in front of so many people.
What's more, Zhao Sanjin didn't marry and Lin Qingqing didn't marry. Everyone in the village knew that they were happy with each other. Secretly, they had already been good, but they also knew that Lin Qingqing was about to be engaged to Liu Zifeng in the town.
If it were at ordinary times, Lin Decai would rush up at the first time, forcibly disassemble Zhao Sanjin and Lin Qingqing, and then press Zhao Sanjin on the ground and beat him in public as an example.
But now it's different. The cabbage at home has become fine, and Lin Decai's crotch is a little wet. How can you care about these? He was stunned for a long time, then came up and said hurriedly: "three jin, uncle knows that you learned the bone touching skill with your grandfather when you were a child. Now your grandfather is gone, come and help uncle. This... What's going on?"
"Formula for touching bones" is not an ordinary skill. In addition to treating diseases by touching bones, with the improvement of cultivation and realm, you can also re transform the bones of the human body by touching bones, that is, the legendary plastic surgery, beauty, and even fortune telling by touching bones!
Fortune telling is a profound knowledge, which is obscure and difficult to understand. It is precisely because of this that people subconsciously associate it with the legends of ghosts and gods. Grandpa calculated his life for others and showed his ability in this regard. Therefore, Lin Decai instinctively believes that Zhao Sanjin will do the same.
But God knows, Zhao Sanjin spent ten years, in fact, he just learned a fur. He will only use the Xuanjin stored in his Dantian to help others touch bones and treat diseases, and the number of times can't be too much.
Zhao Sanjin can't touch bones to tell fortune?
Otherwise, Grandpa asked Liu cuimoth to bury him in the roadside drainage ditch by looking for the dragon's acupoint. Zhao Sanjin stayed there for so long yesterday afternoon, and he wouldn't fail to see the way.
"Uncle Lin, don't worry..." Zhao Sanjin reluctantly loosened Lin Qingqing in his arms and advised: "maybe things are not as you think. In the daytime, there are ghosts and strange things. Those unclean things?"
"But this..." Lin Decai said with a sad face, "whether he has it or not, come and help uncle."
Lin Decai is such a powerful eye. He can't help it. When he doesn't need Zhao Sanjin, he treats Zhao Sanjin as a dog and despises him. But once he needs it, he immediately looks like a person. His face changes faster than his mother's book. He grabs Zhao Sanjin's arm and looks at his face. He wishes he could give Zhao Sanjin as his ancestor.
Although Zhao Sanjin didn't like Lin Decai very much, he was not a man with a small stomach. In addition, Lin Qingqing was standing nearby. He hesitated a little and followed Lin Decai to the vegetable field.
Lin Qingqing followed Zhao Sanjin carefully and clung to Zhao Sanjin's clothes. It seemed that only in this way could she put down her fear.
"Three jin, you've come just in time." Wu Youneng pointed to the Chinese cabbage in the vegetable field and said, "look at what's particular here. Let uncle Lin pay attention to it in the future. Don't make any taboos..."
Zhao Sanjin nodded and smiled at Liu Yingying next to him. It was a greeting. Then he looked down at the cabbage.
"Niang, can't it be such a coincidence?" Zhao Sankin was completely stunned with one look.
As Liu Jiaojiao and Liu cuimoth said just now, the Chinese cabbage in front of us is really big. It's ridiculously big. At first glance, it looks like a millstone, at least 40 or 50 kilograms.
However, what shocked Zhao Sanjin most was not the size and weight of the Chinese cabbage, but its location.
If Zhao Sanjin remembers well, he peed here after sneaking out of a small foreign building last night. The cabbage seedling he peed on at that time seems to be
It seems to be the absurdly large cabbage in front of us!
How is that possible?
Zhao Sanjin didn't relax for a long time. He carefully observed the traces around the Chinese cabbage and found that his footprints were still left in the soil on one side.
Zhao Sanjin just came back from the army. When he came to find Lin Qingqing last night, he was wearing camouflage clothes and military boots, and the footprints left by military boots are unique, which other villagers can't have.
"What the fuck is this cabbage? Is it because I peed on it and it grew so big overnight?" Zhao Sankin's eyebrows twisted into a rope and thought to himself.
Although this idea is somewhat unimaginable, even absurd, but in addition to this, Zhao Sanjin really can't think of any reason to explain the current situation.
"San Jin, do you see any way?" Lin Decai and Wu Youneng looked at each other and asked.
Lin Qingqing is also a period wing with a face.
Zhao Sanjin regained his mind and opened his mouth, but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them again. His heart said he couldn't tell them that I had a bubble in my urine yesterday and pissed this cabbage big, right?
Besides, Zhao Sanjin is not sure whether the sudden enlargement of this cabbage has anything to do with the bubble in his urine.
"Village head Lin, Wu Zhishu, Mr. Zhao, he..." Zhao Sanjin didn't speak, but Liu Yingying couldn't help it. She looked at Zhao Sanjin strangely and wondered, "can he see why this cabbage is like this?"
"Liu always doesn't know. His grandfather is great at three kilograms!" Wu Youneng explained quickly.
Wu Youneng's eloquence is good. In addition, Zhao Sanjin's grandfather really has the ability. He vividly told Liu Yingying about his grandfather's deeds before his death. After adding fuel and vinegar, he almost described his grandfather as an omnipotent God.
At the end of the day, Wu Youneng was full of praise and said, "when Sanjin's grandfather was alive, we all called him Zhao Banxian. Sanjin studied with the old man when he was young. It is estimated that he is also a little Banxian now."
Hearing this, Liu Yingying was stunned. The color of shock in her eyes was stronger than when she saw the Chinese cabbage just now.
But Zhao Sanjin was ashamed and his face was black
Do you want to exaggerate?
"Wow! No wonder brother Bing can expel poison and cure diseases by touching his feet casually. It turned out to be ancestral!" when Liu Jiaojiao heard this, she was a little excited. She rushed over and hugged Zhao Sanjin's arm for a while.
It doesn't matter if she shakes, but the key is that as soon as her body shakes, the two big bowls buckled in front of her chest also shake. Several times she touched Zhao Sanjin's arm, which made Zhao Sanjin ashamed.
Noticing Liu Jiaojiao's action, Lin Qingqing's pretty face was flushed, as if she was a little jealous. She didn't speak, but her hands were not idle. She loosened Zhao Sanjin's clothes and put her hand around Zhao Sanjin's other arm.
Darling, another hug
Liu Jiaojiao was young and came from the city. She didn't think there was anything wrong, but Liu Yingying was different. As soon as she saw Lin Qingqing's reaction, she knew that Lin Qingqing was jealous, so she stared at Liu Jiaojiao, pulled her aside, and then turned off the topic: "Mr. Zhao, can you really see the way in here?"
"In fact, there is no way. In my opinion, it is estimated that there is a problem with the soil here." Zhao Sankin prevaricated.
There must be a reason why the cabbage suddenly grows so big. As for whether it is because of Zhao Sanjin's soaking urine, Zhao Sanjin doesn't know. He only knows whether it is urine or not. The problem must be on the soil.
Liu Yingying nodded and said, "Mr. Zhao is the same as I thought. I have just called several animal and plant experts in the city. If there is no accident, they will come soon."
"Yes."
Zhao Sanjin is not interested in those so-called experts. All he thinks about now is the urine he sprinkled last night. He tries to recall the exact time of urinating and the specific location of his station at that time, and even thinks of the posture and shape he posed when urinating.
"Is it because the shape I put when I peed was so handsome that the growth hormone of this Chinese cabbage soared?" Zhao Sankin couldn't help laughing at the thought.
The four beauties of ancient times can sink fish and fall wild geese, close the moon and shame flowers. If Zhao Sanjin can really pee out such a big cabbage, it is estimated that it should go down in history and be respected by thousands of people.
"It's just the soil?" Lin Decai and Wu Youneng were obviously not satisfied with the explanation given by Zhao Sanjin. They looked at each other, then looked at Zhao Sanjin together and asked, "Sanjin, you mean, there's something unclean buried under the soil, so..."
It can be seen that Lin Decai is really afraid this time, mainly because of his guilty heart. I don't know how many things he has done behind his back. Zhao Sanjin and Liu Yingying just said that there was a problem with the soil. He can immediately think of those unclean things. He is also drunk.
Since he was so guilty, Zhao Sanjin had an idea. A funny idea suddenly came into his mind, so he coughed and said, "Uncle Lin, I didn't want to talk nonsense, but since you asked, I'll..."
At this point, Zhao Sanjin pretended to be mysterious. He turned his head and glanced at Lin Qingqing, pretended that he couldn't bear it, shook his head and sighed, "Oh, forget it, I still won't say it, so that you and aunt Miao can't sleep at night."
It's annoying to say only half a sentence.
It's OK that Zhao Sanjin didn't say this half sentence. With his incisive expression, Lin Decai's heart pounded. Be careful of the dirty banging and crazy jumping. It's all fucking broken.
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