Village Doctor's Magic Hands

"If soaking urine is really so powerful... Darling, my urine is valuable!" Zhao Sanjin was thinking all the way. Now he wants to marry Lin Qingqing home as his wife. What he lacks is money, and if such a big head of cabbage is sold in the vegetable market, it must be worth a lot of money.

Moreover, urine belongs to the grain cycle, which can be excreted continuously. At that time, drink more water and take a few more bubbles. Can't you pee a few Chinese cabbage like that every day?

What if you don't pee on cabbage but something else? Such as ginseng, pilose antler, Ganoderma lucidum

Thinking about it, Zhao Sanjin's mouth opened and couldn't close.

When he got home, Zhao Sanjin locked the door and rushed into the toilet without saying a word. When he saw the scene in the toilet, his eyes stared as big as a copper bell. His eyes seemed to jump out of his eyes. The whole person was completely stunned.

As Zhao Sanjin hoped, his urine bubble last night really changed the little toilet overnight!

Since Grandpa's death, the yard has been empty, and no one lives in the toilet, so the ground is full of weeds. Zhao Sanjin remembers very clearly that those weeds were only about ten centimeters high yesterday, green and quiet.

But now, under the influence of Zhao Sanjin's urine soaking, in a place as big as a plate, that is, where he peed last night, more than a dozen weeds have sprung up, like the cabbage of the Lin family. It's crazy. Nearly one person is tall, and it's almost higher than the wall next to it.

Unlike that Chinese cabbage, more than a dozen weeds are peed at a time, so when you grow up, more than a dozen weeds are tightly clustered and intertwined with a large bundle. It is estimated that Zhao sangjin can't hold his arms.

There are several Dogtail grasses in it. Zhao Sanjin didn't understand why that kind of grass had such an ugly name before, but now he understands, because the ears of those Dogtail grasses are tens of centimeters long, their arms are as thick and thin, and the furry ones are next to each other. At first glance, they are as big as a dog's tail, shaking constantly under the breeze, It's like several big dogs huddling together and begging for mercy.

Gollum!

Zhao Sankin swallowed his saliva involuntarily.

Although he had imagined such a scene on his way home just now and had psychological preparation, when Zhao Sanjin saw all this with his own eyes, it was still difficult to restrain the shock and excitement of the crazy surge in his heart.

After a while, Zhao Sankin took a deep breath, and the excited mood slowly calmed down.

"Really pee! Really pee! Really pee!" the important thing must be repeated three times to express Zhao Sanjin's mood at this moment.

To prevent unnecessary trouble from being seen by outsiders, Zhao Sanjin ran into the main room, took a sickle and came out, like cutting wheat and rice, quickly cut off the crazy weeds and threw them aside.

"This kind of shit can't be known to outsiders..." Zhao Sankin thought to himself. He has traveled far and wide in the army in recent years. He was surprised by the incredible scene in front of him, not to mention those conservative villagers? If you let them know that the cabbage in Lin Decai's house was peed by Zhao Sanjin, you will certainly regard Zhao Sanjin as a monster!

Lin Decai's previous reaction to the Chinese cabbage is the best example.

After staying in the toilet for a moment, his urine came up. A strange thought suddenly came out of Zhao Sanjin's mind: "what would happen if I took another dip now?"

Chinese cabbage and weeds grew crazily at the same time after Zhao Sanjin peed last night. Although it has been confirmed that Zhao Sanjin's two urine bubbles are playing a role, it is only the result after all, and Zhao Sanjin did not see their growth process with his own eyes.

Curious, Zhao Sanjin immediately stood in front of the weed, untied his belt, zipped his pants, aimed at the weed and peed.

Wow

With the sound of gurgling water, a large area of weeds on the ground were soon wet by urine, and Zhao Sanjin was doing an experiment, so he didn't pee in one place as he did last night. He kept turning his body and peed more weeds as much as possible.

After a bubble of urine, Zhao Sankin slowly sorted out his clothes, then squatted down, stretched out his hand to cover his nose, widened his eyes, and stared at the wet weeds to see how they reacted.

Soon, a magical scene appeared

Under Zhao Sanjin's unsmiling gaze, the originally wet weeds began to quickly suck the urine on the branches and leaves. In a short time of more than ten seconds, they all sucked in, like a sponge.

Then, the branches and leaves of the weed were blown and shook by the breeze, and gradually extended and enlarged at the speed visible to the naked eye. In this magical process, they also made a faint and almost inaudible abnormal sound, which seemed to be caused by the rapid expansion of the root veins and leaf stems of the weed.

The growth rate... Is really visible to the naked eye!

"Niang, this... This is too terrible?" Zhao Sanjin couldn't believe his eyes. Countless branches and leaves were reflected in his staring eyes. They became bigger, bigger and bigger, and soon intertwined with each other, covering the floor of the toilet. The shocking visual impact immediately destroyed Zhao Sanjin's world outlook.

According to this growth rate, in fact, the cabbage in Lin Decai's family can grow from a seedling to a millstone. It doesn't take one night at all. It's estimated that one hour is enough.

"Shit! It's so awesome to pee. What kind of fertilizer will you buy and where will you pour it? After you bury the seeds in the soil, you can go straight to pee and it's over?" Zhao Sanjin restrained his excitement, slowly stood up, frowned and said, "but why?"

Zhao Sanjin is also an ordinary person who grew up eating cereals. Apart from being handsome and handsome than others, he really has nothing special. Besides, he peed every day when he grew up, whether at home or in the army. Why has he never been different before? After he came back from the army, A bubble of urine can produce such an incredible effect?

Bang! Bang bang!

When Zhao Sanjin was puzzled, a knock on the door suddenly broke his mind, followed by Lin Decai's voice: "is Sanjin at home?"

"Coming." stunned for a moment, Zhao Sanjin hurried to open the door.

Lin Decai stood outside the gate. As soon as he saw Zhao Sanjin, his face immediately filled with a smile and said, "Sanjin, thanks to you, you helped uncle so much today. Uncle doesn't know how to thank you. No, your aunt cooked a table of good dishes at home. Liu and Lao Wu were also there. How about having two drinks in the past?"

"Forget it, I'll just eat at home." Zhao Sankin declined. The weeds in the toilet are still growing wildly. If you leave now, what if someone comes in?

In addition, Zhao Sankin peed out the cabbage of Lin Decai's family. He used to help, but he could only dig a hole himself and bury it himself. He really deserved the meal.

But Lin Decai didn't obey, stretched his face and said, "how can you? If you don't eat this meal, let the villagers look at your uncle? I thought I was stingy and didn't invite you."

"Uncle Lin, actually..."

"Don't say anything. It was uncle's fault in the past. Uncle's arrogance made you suffer a lot of grievances. Today, we'll laugh away our gratitude and hatred through this meal. Do you think it's ok?" Lin Decai insisted on inviting Zhao Sanjin and didn't give him a chance to refuse. He grabbed Zhao Sanjin's arm and pulled it out. When he saw that Zhao Sanjin wanted to refuse, he was unhappy: "Uncle said all his words. If you don't go again, you will despise uncle and don't plan to cooperate with uncle."

Zhao Sankin rolled his eyes and said helplessly, "well... I'll go with you."

In the final analysis, even if Lin Decai is no longer a thing, he is Lin Qingqing's father after all. If Zhao Sanjin wants to marry Lin Qingqing, he has to pass him sooner or later. Now it's rare for the old bald donkey to take the initiative to get together and make him stand down, it's difficult to repair the relationship in the future.

"That's right, let's go." Lin Decai was overjoyed.

After Zhao Sanjin locked the gate, he followed him to the Lin family.

The villagers who were originally crowded at the gate of the Lin family have dispersed. Miao Xiangzhu and Lin Qingqing are busy cooking in the kitchen, while Wu Youneng is chatting with Liu YingYing and Liu Jiaojiao sisters in the living room.

At the door of the main room of the small foreign building, Lin Decai said with a smile: "three jin, you go and sit inside first, talk with President Liu for a while, and uncle goes to buy some bottles of good wine."

"OK." Zhao Sankin nodded and went to the living room.

As soon as he entered the door, he heard a cell phone ring. Liu Yingying was stunned. He took out his cell phone, immediately pressed the answer button and asked, "Professor Sun, where have you been? Well, OK, come directly to village head Lin's house when you arrive..."

Hanging up the phone, Liu Yingying turned his head and looked at Zhao Sanjin and said, "the experts in the city will be there in a while."

"Oh."

Zhao Sanjin answered casually. He just came. It's just a bubble of urine. I want to see what the so-called experts and professors can learn from a bubble of urine.

Seeing Zhao Sanjin absent-minded, Liu Yingying immediately said, "don't you want to explain what just happened to us?"

"Explain what?" Zhao Sanjing asked knowingly.

"Of course, it's the scientific basis for feeling the bones and expelling evil spirits for that cabbage." Liu Yingying said positively: "I just thought about it carefully, but I still think there's something strange in it. How can a cabbage be evil?"

After all, Liu Yingying is a city man with knowledge, culture and higher education. Even after witnessing the whole process of Zhao Sanjin's "casting magic" on Chinese cabbage, he is keenly aware of the problems in it.