"Where's my sword?" As

soon as the sky was bright, Zhang Daxian was woken up by Erha's licking, and turned his head to look around, Su He was lying on his bed and sleeping soundly.

Standing up slowly, his arms and neck ached, and then seeing Su He wrapped in the quilt, Zhang Daxian picked up a wooden stick and rushed in.

"Smack!"

Su He opened his eyes suddenly, covered his buttocks

, glared at Zhang Daxian, and said in surprise: "What are you doing?" "Okay, you Su He, you are tightly wrapped in bed, you throw me outside to guard the door for you?" Zhang Daxian was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.

Su He looked at Erha who was swaying next to him, and said aggrievedly: "It was Fugui who asked me to lift you on the recliner, you are a little party dish, and you are embarrassed to say me, if it weren't for me, you would still be lying on the ground!"

Zhang Daxian waved his hand and said, "What about my sword?"

Su He shook his head: "You are not cheap." "

I said what about my sword?"

"Uncle, don't talk about yourself like that.

Zhang Daxian was stunned for a moment, and scolded: "Stinky boy, you are playing with homophonic stalks! My sword, hurry up, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind!" Su

He lay on the bed in a zigzag shape, and said as a scoundrel: "Come on, don't be polite, ravage me, insult me, whip me..."

Erha's eyes lit up, and he shouted at Zhang Daxian twice: "Wangwang~".

The corners of Zhang Daxian's mouth rose slightly, and with a wave of his hand, a thick and long whip rushed towards Xiao Xiaosu with the sound of breaking wind.

"Smack!"

"Ahh It hurts, it hurts too much~

" At the last moment, Su He turned himself over, and now his buttocks hurt hotly, after wailing, he bared his teeth and glared at

Zhang Daxian: "Uncle, you are real!" Zhang Daxian raised his whip and was about to fight, Su He waved his hand, held a power bank, and shouted: "Uncle, I'll exchange this for you, this is a high-tech, never photoelectric power bank, are you still worried about the phone running out of power?" With it, keep it fully charged 24 hours a day!"

"I don't use my phone. Zhang Daxian glanced at the power bank and smiled contemptuously.

"The radio can also be charged, are you still worried about the frequent replacement of the battery of the radio? Have it, uncle, I'll give you another data cable..."

"I have batteries that never run out. Zhang Daxian was unmoved.

"It seems that I can only take out my good goods at the bottom of the box!" Su

He wanted to sit up, but his buttocks hurt too much, so he stood up, took off his shoes, carried a pair of socks, and smiled like a treasure: "Uncle, this is a baby, high-tech socks, with automatic cleaning function, are you still worried about washing socks every day?

Seeing that the uncle didn't refuse immediately, Su He's eyes lit up, and he walked out with his arms around the uncle's shoulders, and said with a smile: "It's really cost-effective, think about it, a broken sword, you can't carry it on your shoulder at any time, it's a controlled knife... Someone else has a wife and a girlfriend, someone washes socks, what about you? A single dog, with this pair of socks, you are already ahead of many

single dogs..."Zhang Daxian wondered: "Leading many single dogs, isn't it still a single dog?"

"It doesn't matter! Uncle, lift your feet! You have to put on these socks to know if it's good or not... Hey, Mom, uncle, your feet are too smelly..."

Zhang Daxian didn't say anything after putting on his socks, glanced at Su He, and said in a deep voice: "Stay away, don't make trouble for me

!" "Master, please bow to the apprentice!" Su He knelt down as he said, looking at Zhang Daxian with blazing eyes.

"Fuck off! who's going to take you as an apprentice?" I have nothing to teach you!" Zhang Daxian walked out with his sleeves brushed up.

Su He covered his ass and followed, stalking behind him: "Master, don't you know how to tell fortunes? Just teach me this..."

Zhang Daxian sneered: "The system rewards, how can I teach you?" Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, no way, you're just a shameless person who has to make inches!"

Su He was stunned in place, he had guessed that Zhang Daxian was also a systematic person before, which could explain why he was like a god.

The reason why he temporarily had the idea of apprenticeship was really as Zhang Daxian said, he was worried about the inventory on Zhang Daxian's body.

"Hey..." Su He turned around and walked into the hut again, lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone.

Zhang Daxian packed up the cart he overturned last night, looked back at Su He who was still lying on his bed

, and said angrily: "If you don't leave, I'm not welcome if you don't leave!" Su He didn't even look at Zhang Daxian, and said quietly: "Yo, I came here before, but now I'm so tired of it, I will remember to drive me away, why do you bother to provoke me..." Seeing that Zhang Daxian didn't

speak, Su He sighed and continued: " I'm afraid I'm worried that I'm hurting you, but this desperate appearance really breaks my heart... That's it, you don't even have perfunctory words for me, I'll go!"

Su He got up from the bed, covered his butt and walked out slowly, shook his head and said: "I probably won't survive today, you can take this power bank too, it's also excellent to keep a thought..."

You in the dream last night are still a little sweeter, and the moonlight in the dream is a little bleak, probably we will never see each other in this life, right?"

Zhang Daxian put aside the dog and didn't even look at Su He.

Su He was stunned in place, neither to go, nor to stay, the play was over, Zhang Daxian didn't react at all, it's not funny!

After a few minutes, Zhang Daxian pushed the car and was about to leave, when suddenly, Erha bit his trouser leg and dragged him to Su He's side.

"Rich! Believe it or not, I stewed you!" After

Erha let go of his mouth, he yelled at Zhang Daxian a few times, and then at Su He a few times.

Su He didn't understand, Zhang Daxian seemed to understand, and scolded: "Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing hearts, don't be deceived by his appearance!"

Erha shouted a few more times, Su He stood aside and was dumbfounded, they could communicate without barriers.

Zhang Daxian glanced up at Su He and asked, "Fugui said, it wants to worship you... What is your opinion

?" Su He looked at Zhang Daxian and then at Fugui, what is the situation? Fugui's eyes were full of expectation, and Su He said with difficulty: "Who will be the eldest brother and who will be the younger brother?" Fugui

jumped around excitedly and shouted at Su He twice: Wangwang....

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