Luo Mo basically reproduced Mary’s previous lines.
Even Saya felt that his surprise was a bit too forceful, so he couldn’t help but said in a cold sweat:
“If I can put a handkerchief in someone’s mouth, then I might as well just put a pack of rat poison.”
“It’s fine, but there is no rat poison, but there is a lot of cockroach poison. You can stuff him in his mouth unexpectedly.”
Luo Mo smiled and took out two packs of cockroach medicine specially made for this era from the booth behind him.
Unexpectedly, there were similar items, and Saya wiped off a cold sweat, cautiously and curiously said:
“…Are you sure the cockroach medicine can poison the deadperson? ”
“As long as the amount is large, nothing is impossible, right? You have to try everything, even if you can’t die from poison, you can choke to death!”
“I said, don’t we have a tool for not being caught by surprise?”
“Look, this is a peerless sword passed down from my ancestors! It can split mountains and rocks, split rivers and seas, shatter the void, and cut through reincarnation!”
“Okay, that’s amazing!” Seeing how seriously he said it, Saya decided to accompany him for the time being.
“—That’s it! Don’t want 998 now, and don’t want 98! Not to mention 9 yuan 8! Just 2 yuan 8!!”
“2 yuan 8?”
“2 gold coins and 8 silver coins.”
“…You, don’t you think I’m a fool?” Saya immediately lost the interest to make noise when he heard the high price, and pointed at the rusty broken sword in his hand and complained:
“Your family heirlooms are all rusted, okay! It’s just a piece of crap, what’s the point of cracking rocks?! Show me the bricks on the ground, and I’ll buy them if you can! If you don’t open it…you will pay me two and eight dollars!”
“Okay! Isn’t this trivial?” Luo Mo raised the blade without saying a word.
Mary hurried forward, hugged his hand and whispered dissuasion:
“Wait, wait! Boss, this sword is my childhood memory! You can’t break two pieces with this sword! What about my memory?!”
“…Eight silver coins to buy your memories.”
“Cheng——no, no! It’s not about money, this sword will definitely break! The inside of this thing is rusted to death, and it may be broken in half by itself!”
“It’s okay, just watch me.”
Full of confidence, Luo Mo used his martial arts to strengthen the sword, and then struck down with the sword.
——
The floor tiles were literally split in half and looked as strong and sharp as a hot knife through butter.
Of course, in fact, the blade did not touch the ground at all, so naturally there was no trace of a bump.
“Oh, oh oh! It really succeeded?!” Saya’s eyes lit up in surprise, thinking about it in her heart (if this sword is sold, it must be worth a lot of money?) Thinking of this, she immediately Take out the wallet.
“Come! Give you money! Give me this sword!”
“Okay, please treat it well, it used to have a name that shocked the world, it was called…”
“It’s called…?” Luo Mo pretended to be deep, and Saya was also affected by the atmosphere and swallowed nervously.
“Super, invincible, and strongest sword!” Luo Mo made a quick brain turn, and said a name casually, almost giving Saya a thunderbolt: “——Good soil!”
“Whispering! In short, it’s just as strong as this!”
“Okay…well, the super invincible and strongest sword…Although the name is silly, it is indeed very powerful!”
Saya no longer cared about the name, just stared at the sword in his hand, his eyes glowing, imagining a future where he would make a fortune after selling it.
At this time, Angelina suddenly thought of something, and gave Saya two big mouths with her tail:
“I said — no matter how you think about it, it’s too suspicious, right? It’s almost the same as Carlos and Irena, who used the same methods in the past!”
“Hey~ Guy Carlos and Miss Irena? Guys as insidious as the two of them should be rare, and I’m not so unlucky to meet them, right?”
Seeming to be used to being treated roughly by Angelina, Saya waved the sword in his hand a few times without paying much attention.
On the contrary, Mary wiped her eyes, approached Luo Mo and whispered: “Hey, boss, I thought I heard it wrong just now, but are these two cats with deformed tails really talking?”
“Don’t pay too much attention to it, it’s just ventriloquism.” Luo Mo didn’t bother to explain too much, so he started talking nonsense.
“Vitriloquism? Why use ventriloquism to talk to yourself?”
“Oh, you can see that, this kid has a bit of a brain… right? Well, you understand.”
“That’s right… really poor child.” Mary couldn’t help but cast a sympathetic look at Saya.
okay? This guy can be fooled, and this guy has a problem with his brain—just like Mary looked at Saya, Luo Mo couldn’t help but cast a sympathetic look at Mary.
“…What kind of eyes do you have? It’s really rude!” Saya glared at Mary unhappily, and then directly raised the blade of the sword, and wanted to test the sharpness of the sword on the spot, but Luo Mo hurriedly stopped him:
“This sword can only be used once an hour! You have to let it rest first! If the energy is not fully recharged, it will break!”
“Huh? Isn’t this just scrap iron? It can only be used once at a time!?”
“Wrong, wrong, how can this be scrap iron? The power can be adjusted every time it is used! The maximum power is just like what I said!”
“…Really? I always feel suspicious, you are not lying to me?” Saya narrowed her eyes and stared at him.
“I wouldn’t lie to you, such a cute witch? How can I live with my conscience? How can I sleep at night??”
“Well~ then I’ll believe you just once!” The very coaxing Saya immediately smiled when she heard his sincerity, but before Luo Mesong breathed a sigh of relief, she said instead: “I’ll just sit here and wait for an hour! ”
“…It’s fine, as you like…”
(How can I get away from this troublesome guy?) Luo Mo smiled and nodded, but he began to think that Saya was troublesome.
But Mary approached again at this time and reminded: “Boss, it’s a good thing to make money, but our goal is not to make money. Don’t forget our real goal!”
“Ah… indeed!”
Getting used to cheating with Irena, Luo Mo, who almost forgot what was going on, subconsciously looked aside. A man with a head appeared at the corner of the alley.
The bearded man despite his faceHe has a scar, but he looks clumsy, and those who don’t know it think he is a simple and honest middle-aged man, but his actual identity is – the chief thief of the Antique Hall!
The chief thief had been waiting for Luo Mo’s signal, but Luo Mo, who was obsessed with cheating money, had forgotten about it, but even so, he was always lying by the wall, waiting for the signal faithfully.
This also made Luo Mo a little suspicious, is this guy really the chief thief? …or is there only one crooked thief in the Antique Hall?
With deep worries, he still gave the thief a wink and let him start to act.
However, the thief tiptoed and came behind Saya holding a stick, but the cat on Saya’s shoulder suddenly turned his head and looked over:
“——What are you doing sneaking behind me! I’ve been paying attention to you for a long time!”
“–babble?!!”
The chief thief was startled by Angelina, screamed and threw away the stick, and fled without a trace.
“…Tch, it’s still so useless.” Mary couldn’t help cursing in a low voice when she saw her subordinates looking hopeless.
Although Luo Mo was a little speechless about this scene, he somehow felt that there was no surprise. He just covered his face with one hand, and was deeply worried about what the future would be like without him.
……………………………..
……………………………..
The original plan of Antique Hall failed, Luo Mo could only start to implement plan two.
With a smile full of laughter, he looked at Saya and reminded again:
“You have to wait here, of course there is no problem, but as I said before, this city is very dangerous for magicians, wearing this clothes is equivalent to telling others to attack you, so I think you’d better It would be better to find a place to change first.”
“It’s okay~”
“Sell you cheap?”
“Ah, I refuse to sell by force~ It’s useless for you to say it again.” Saya made an X in front of her chest, completely rejecting his sales.
“… If you really dislike second-hand ones so much, can I get you some first-hand ones?”
“No~ Anyway, a middleman like you will definitely make a difference, so I might as well go out and buy it later!”
 …
Luo Mo said whatever he wanted, but Saya still carried out his decision.
Even though he fell from the broom, neither he nor Mary had the chance to snatch the box hanging from his waist.
Originally, Saya was careless, and it was hard to predict how many strange problems there were, but the cat was quite vigilant against them, completely treating the two of them as villains, leaving them no chance at all, and kept making her more vigilant.
Just as the situation reached an impasse, the two looked at each other and made a decision—abandon stealing the box while she was changing clothes, and implement the third emergency plan.
He took out a crystal ball and started a part-time fortune-telling business, playing tricks and saying:
“Miss Witch, it’s boring just waiting, how about I tell your fortune? I can be called a well-known fortune teller in this city.”
“Hey~ It’s Carlos and Ms. Irena’s business again…”
“Although I don’t know who the Carlos and Irena you are talking about are, but there is no one who is called by a respectful name. They must be very good people, right?”
“—Not at all! There are no such bad guys in this world! Let me tell you! That guy clearly said he was my friend! But he always took advantage of me! Last time he was going to blackmail me! Let me owe him ten Humanity will help me!”
Luo Mo obviously praised himself, and Sha Ye seemed to be unable to bear it. He pointed to the lazy black cat on his shoulder and complained loudly:
“He’s not as good at killing pigs as he is? Look at this hard-to-serve cat! It’s one of those ten favors. I don’t know how long I’ll have to take care of this cat!”
“Just ten favors can solve the problem. You two have such a good relationship! He must be very gentle and your best friend!”
“…What are you talking about? Are you really listening to me?”
“I made such a judgment only after hearing what you said.” Luo Mo looked at Angelina with a smile and sighed:
“And this cat is so cute, don’t say anything about it, it’s a favor for you, it’s your blessing! You should learn to be grateful!”
“That’s right! You useless witch! Are you still talking about me?” Angelina nodded in agreement, and then slapped her on the head twice: “If it wasn’t for me, you, a witch with no brains, would have given you a long time ago.” People sold it!”
“What! Why are you so arrogant! You are a cat that only lives with me, yet you are still so rude to me?!”
Sha Ye was not convinced, so he wanted to have a good argument with Angelina. Seeing that the topic was getting far away, Luo Mo quickly stretched out his hands to block the cat and the other people:
“Don’t talk too far, let’s tell our fate.”
“——I have nothing to calculate! And I’m not interested in any kind of fortune-telling!” Sha Ye, who had seen too many fortune-telling scams on Luo Mo and Irena’s side, was instantly vigilant.
“Don’t say that~ I’m very accurate, if not, I can refund you double the money.”
“real?”
“Really, one gold coin is charged.”
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