Villain: I Slapped The God Of War In The Face At The Beginning, And The Female President Helped Me V

Bai Jinghong only stared at her occasionally, and talked to Zhuo Qing the rest of the time.

Zhuo Qing also stuck to Bai Jinghong like a well-behaved cat.

Occasionally she acted like a spoiled child, and occasionally she was naughty.

But when a woman came close to call Bai Jinghong handsome.

Zhuo Qing changed his expression surprisingly quickly.

That sharp look made some women who wanted to chat up secretly want to pick up their shoes and run away.

Bai Jinghong was too lazy to care about it, he was used to it.

It was impossible to change Zhuo Qing’s personality in the first place.

It still depends on Zhuo Qing!

But Bai Jinghong suddenly had an idea.

How about showing Zhuo Qing a porn movie?

Or the kind with a large group of women and one man.

If she is allowed to watch it every day, will it be a subtle influence?

“Maybe I should try to force her to watch it.”

While thinking this, Bai Jinghong had already noticed that Fang Hao over there was a little bit wrong.

Originally sitting peacefully, he suddenly became a little twisted.

It was like he had hemorrhoids, twisting constantly, and sitting unsteadily.

He didn’t drink the wine, but rubbed his stomach.

Fang Hao himself naturally didn’t think much about it.

He should have drunk ice wine, and then suddenly drank boiled water, which made him feel a little upset.

He was also a master of medical skills, but this kind of ordinary, physiological reaction did not need to be solved with medical skills.

His stomach would not hurt much, he just wanted to have diarrhea.

He slowly got up, rubbed his stomach and went to the bathroom.

Bai Jinghong saw him get up and smiled in his heart.

“Qing’er, wait for me here, I’m going to do something!”

Bai Jinghong took the firecrackers bought by Manager He and was about to follow.

“I want to go too!” Zhuo Qing grabbed Bai Jinghong’s hand.

Bai Jinghong thought about it and didn’t refuse.

“Okay, then you promise me to wait at the door. I’m going to the men’s bathroom.”

Zhuo Qing nodded, looking very well-behaved.

The two also walked quickly towards the bathroom.

When Bai Jinghong arrived at the bathroom, he saw Fang Hao walk in and then choose a partition.

When the door on the partition changed from green to red, Bai Jinghong stood aside.

It was quite lively inside.

Some people vomited in the bathroom, and some watched short videos on their mobile phones, very loudly.

But the noise in Fang Hao’s partition was different.

“Puff puff puff puff……..”

“Pu… beep~~~”

“Oh~~”

That noise was not small.

“Oh, who is so fierce, is this a flood?”

Laughter rang out from other partitions.

Bai Jinghong wanted to laugh too.

He untied the black bag directly, and in an instant, a large plate of red firecrackers came into view.

This kind of firecracker is at least only set off during sacrifices.

And it is very fast.

Basically, it exploded in a “swish”.

Especially this kind of firecrackers are coiled together and not spread on the ground.

It is entirely possible to make a whole string explode in about five or six seconds.

Bai Jinghong identified Fang Hao’s partition.

This kind of partition pit is basically empty on the top and has no roof.

So it can be thrown from above easily.

Bai Jinghong took out a lighter and pulled out the fuse of the firecracker.

For safety, the fuse in front of this kind of firecracker is relatively slow.

After Bai Jinghong lit it for about a few seconds, he threw it suddenly like shooting a basketball and threw it accurately into Fang Hao’s pit.

After doing something bad, Bai Jinghong ran out of the toilet as soon as possible.

And Fang Hao was still very relieved.

Puff, puff, puff.

He was right, it was just diarrhea, nothing serious.

But just when he was enjoying himself, a plate of red suddenly flew in, hit the edge of the partition, and fell under his squatting pit.

Most of it sank into the “mud”.

Fang Hao looked down and was shocked!!!

“Swish~~~~”

“Crack, crack, crack, crack…”

“Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack~~~”

“Ah!!! What the hell!!!”

Fire splashed, smoke filled the air, and the sound was deafening.

The whole partition was lit up.

“What the hell, is it the New Year?” People in other pits were startled.

“What’s splashing over?”

“Ugh…yue~”

“It stinks, this is really a shit pit explosion!”

Fang Hao, the person involved, was not hurt by the firecrackers, but he felt burning and cold all at once.

Thick smoke

He was choked so hard that he couldn’t open his eyes.

“Cough cough cough…” He pulled up his pants as fast as he could and immediately pushed open the partition door.

The firecrackers inside were still exploding after he rushed out.

The red firecracker debris stained Fang Hao all over, of course, it was not just firecracker debris.

Although the people in other pits didn’t react quickly enough, they also rushed out after being scared.

Five or six men ran out without pulling up their pants.

They looked at each other and looked at the emitting pit.

“Are you sick? You’re taking a shit and playing with firecrackers. Who the hell are you trying to scare to death!”

“You’re nothing, I’m right next to him, look at my hair!”

“It’s okay to dye it!”

“Dye it, this is shit, it exploded!”

Fang Hao was in a daze.

There were still firecracker debris on his face.

Not to mention the clothes and pants, he didn’t even wipe his butt.

It was splashed everywhere outside.

The one with the shit-dyed hair was totally crazy, grabbing the dazed Fang Hao and ready to attack him.

“You bastard, I came here today to see my first love, how can you let me go out? Ah? I’ll beat you to death!”

Several people at the scene wanted to hit Fang Hao.

But none of them dared to do it.

There was no other reason, it was just that Fang Hao had a lot of stuff.

And the reason why the one with the shit-dyed hair dared to attack was that he had as much stuff as Fang Hao.

It doesn’t matter.

Fang Hao was fine, he was still in a daze.

He was thinking, thinking about who would do such a despicable thing to him.

He had no enemies in the imperial capital.

And no one knew him.

He had a high IQ, but when he was about to think of something, the one with the shit-dyed hair had already started.

He didn’t punch or kick, but rubbed his hair on Fang Hao’s head!

To put it nicely, give someone a taste of their own medicine!

This bastard used firecrackers to blow up shit, so give him the shit back!

Fang Hao was rubbed on the face, and he felt sick immediately.

He knocked the guy down with one punch.

Fang Hao was the Dragon Marshal of Zhenbei, how could he be humiliated by such a little Karami.

But in this situation, he couldn’t go out.

The noise here also attracted the security guards.

The firecrackers were so loud that people who didn’t know would think there was a gunfight.

More and more people gathered outside the toilet, both men and women, and they all looked into the toilet.

Wanted to see what happened.

Fang Hao just felt very sad, damn, just now in the capital, such a thing actually happened.

And Bai Jinghong and Zhuo Qing had returned to the bar.

Zhuo Qing giggled non-stop.

Bai Jinghong still didn’t change, still so mean, lacking great virtue, and his original intention remained unchanged.

“Husband, you are so bad, I like it so much…”

Zhuo Qing hugged Bai Jinghong like a little bird.

Bai Jinghong lit a cigarette and sat on the chair.

“Don’t get me wrong, it was a welcoming ceremony just now. Of course you have to set off firecrackers to welcome someone. I don’t want to do anything to him.”

“Yeah, yeah!” Zhuo Qing nodded. Whatever Bai Jinghong said was right.

Bai Jinghong really wanted to be more direct, disguise himself, and then beat Fang Hao up.

But beating him up, with the protagonist’s thick body and strong resistance, it’s meaningless to fight.

And the protagonist doesn’t have the blessing of heaven’s luck, and he is already very powerful in desperate situations.

So mental attack is the strongest.

Bai Jinghong really sent a gift, a real gift, and he had to wait until the martial arts conference to send it.

At that time, it would not be as simple as setting off firecrackers to blow up a dung pit.