Villain Lord: Both The Player And The Protagonist Want To Kill Me

After kissing for a while, Xiwei reluctantly let go of Loli when she saw that it was difficult to breathe.

"Owner......"

Loli murmured softly, lying on her back in Xiwei's arms, her hair disheveled, her slender hands still wrapped around Xiwei's neck, her pretty face was flushed, her blurred eyes were filled with mist, and she was nibbling on the powder. Lips, the fluffy tail was tightly wrapped around Xiwei's waist, looking submissive and shy.

Xiwei's index finger moved greatly when he saw it, and he was about to lean down and continue to do it, but the girl's warm fingers gently touched his lips.

"Master, master... you can't. There's a monster... Let's escape first, and then... we'll feed you after we've escaped."

Loli struggled to sit up from Xiwei's arms, but her whole body was limp and she had no strength at all from being kissed, so she lay back down instead.

"There is no monster. The one you saw is a tauren warrior, my newly recruited follower."

Xiwei scratched the girl's nose in a funny way, and sat on the bed with her in his arms.

"There is no monster...is it the master's retinue?"

Loli snuggled into his arms meekly, her delicate pink cheek pressed tightly against his chest, her tone full of doubts.

Xiwei held the girl's waist with one hand, and held her soft, boneless hand in the palm of his hand with the other, caressing her tenderly, and said softly: "Yes, it's the one you met when you came in before, the bull's head and horns Big eyes, you just reached his knees.”

Loli looked at Xiwei with blank eyes, suddenly remembered something, and buried her pretty face in Xiwei's arms with a cry, acting like an ostrich.

Just when the atmosphere became more and more charming, Goodbye's figure suddenly appeared in front of the door that had not been closed in time, and at the same time, his careless voice was heard:

"Lord, there is an urgent letter sent to you. You... uh..."

Gudebai raised his head while holding on to the door frame, and suddenly wanted to poke his eyes out.

Goodbye smiled awkwardly, raised his head and looked at the ceiling: "What about that, Lord, please continue first. I put the letter on the ground. I saw nothing and heard nothing..." Immediately afterwards, Goodbye immediately put the letter on the ground, raised his legs and wanted to run.

"return!"

The low, angry voice made Goodbye stop forcibly. He cried out in his heart that he was unlucky. With a sad face and lowered head, he slowly moved back to the door of the room.

Xiweipi looked at Goodbye outside the door with a smile, and said unhurriedly:

"I thought it was a bit too heavy to let you wash your underwear and socks for a month before. Now I will increase it to three months for you. You don't have any objections, do you?"

"No……"

"Okay, let's go."

Xiwei waved his hand, out of sight and out of mind.

"yes……"

…

Not long after Goodbye left, Loli left Xiwei's arms and climbed out of bed with a blushing face. She gently smoothed out the wrinkled clothes, then made a skirt-lifting ceremony to Xiwei, murmuring. explain:

"Master, you, you have something to do, Loli... Loli, I'll leave first, and I have to go to class with Mrs. Chris..."

After the girl finished speaking, she didn't wait for Xiwei's response. She blushed and left Xiwei's room as if she was running away.

"Why--"

Xiwei raised her hand, intending to retain her, but the little maid had already disappeared.

In the end, he could only shake his head helplessly and picked up the letter from Gudebai from the ground.

…

The urgent letter was sent by Baron Tailangbu, and Xiwei glanced at it briefly.

After excluding about 10,000 words of flattery and nonsense, less than 100 words were left to express the central idea of ​​​​this letter - asking for help.

Baron Talambo hopes to get help from his neighbor Xiwei, because his Black River Territory is being attacked by orcs.

The Black River Territory is located below the Eagle Territory, just adjacent to the town of Morning Light. It was named the Black River Territory because there is a river rich in black grouper fish.

As for whether to support the Black River Territory, the answer is yes. The Black River Territory is a barrier for the Eagle Territory to isolate the Orc Empire.

If the orcs do not attack the Black River Territory, but want to directly attack the Eagle Territory, they will have to cross the dangerous Sauronda Mountains.

So assuming that the Black River Territory is lost and there are no eggs left behind, the Eagle Territory will be attacked next.

But wars cost money, and the Eagle Territory is not rich to begin with. If Tailangbu just writes 10,000 words of flattery and wants Xiwei to send troops and efforts to wipe the Black River Territory's ass, that is just thinking. Eat shit.

He had to use this incident to give Tailang Bu a hard blow.

At this moment, the electronic sound of the system appeared in Xiwei's mind.

"Ding! The daily villain mission has been refreshed.

Villain's mission one: steal the stockings of any maid in the castle.

Villain's mission two: extort supplies worth more than 10,000 gold coins from the neighbor's territory.

Villain's mission three: molesting the demi-human saint. "

Good guy, does this dog system know that he is going to blackmail Tailang Bu and meet the player again?

Just let him tease the demi-human saint?

Xiwei said it was very good, and the system tasks were exactly what he wanted.

As for stealing stockings? Loli is the only maid in the castle, and the dog system just needs to name her.

And with his relationship with Loli, he still needs to steal? It is not impossible to do it directly and aboveboard, I believe that little Luoli will not refuse.

Having already made up his mind, Xiwei immediately wrote a brief reply to Tailangbu, explaining his conditions for sending troops.

He was confident that Tailangbu would definitely agree to his request.

Because there is no noble who is not afraid of death.

…

"Blackmail! This is simply blackmail!"

In the Black River Fort, a middle-aged man with a somewhat bald head and a big belly was roaring loudly with a red face.

He has been scolding him all afternoon since he received Xiwei's reply.

Several broken plates lay scattered on the ground, seeming to be silently accusing him of his anger.

This man who is roaring incompetently is the lord of the Black River Territory, Baron Tailang Bu of the Black River.

In the meeting hall, the housekeeper and the guards stood aside, looking at their noses and hearts, not daring to say a word.

"Look what he wrote in his reply? Ten thousand gold coins! And five hundred pairs of armor! And food?!"

"I have these things, why am I still staying in Black River Castle? I have already counterattacked to the Royal Court of the Orc Empire!"

"The most egregious thing is, this bastard actually said that if he can't pay for a while, he can issue an IOU!?"

"Don't that bastard know that if the Black River Territory falls, the next one to suffer will be his Eagle Territory?"

Tailangbu was so angry that he jumped up and down in the meeting hall. When he looked up and saw that each of his subordinates were pretending to be dead, he was even more furious.

"A bunch of losers! What's the use of you?"

Tailangbu kicked the steward, pulled out the long sword from his waist, and said viciously:

"Doug, aren't you usually the smartest? Don't think I don't know that you are so sneaky about my tax money. If you don't come up with a way for me today, I will chop off your dog's head and feed it to the dogs!"

Doug, the housekeeper, was threatened by Tailangbu with a long sword. He was so frightened that he peed his pants and begged in horror:

"Lord, please spare my life! Let me think about it...let me think about it."

Doug was sweating profusely. He didn't know why his normally so bright mind started to get stuck at the critical moment.

Seeing the lord's eyes becoming more and more sinister, the sword in his hand was getting closer and closer to his neck.

"Yes!"

Doug had an idea, and a rough idea quickly took shape in his mind.

His body also relaxed and he let out a stuffed fart.