Villain: The heroine eavesdropped on my heart, the character design collapsed

“Want to eat?”

Tang Yu knocked on the bowl with chopsticks and asked with a smile.

the little Taoist priest originally wanted to say no, it is not that some gentleman is not subject to food, the main thing is that he is thin-skinned and embarrassed.

but my stomach is too hungry, after all, I haven’t eaten much for two days, all relying on drinking cold water and picking up a few wild fruits.

Tang Yu took the empty bowl he had just eaten, poured half of it in, and handed the bowl in his hand to Xiao Daoist Dao.

“This bowl hasn’t been eaten yet, eat it first, you kid also looks like a conscientious person, teach you to earn money you don’t learn, your old man didn’t teach you to listen to people advise you to eat a full meal?”

“no.”

the little Taoist priest shook his head vigorously, holding the chopsticks and flying like a fly.

Tang Yu slowly poured himself a glass of wine, a sip of wine and noodles, this wine degree is not high, and it is far from the Maozi in his hometown.

seeing that the little Taoist priest was eating too quickly, Tang Yu did not go to him to ridicule.

In this kind of time when a person has nothing to do, it is good to have a meal partner to talk to.

When half a bowl of noodles was finished, the little Taoist priest was so excited that he almost cried, poured himself a large bowl of tea and drank it, and then burped loudly.

after this burp, he almost didn’t get under the table, hooked his head and whispered.

“How much is this side, I owe it first, and I will make money for you when I turn back.”

“When is it to turn back, don’t eat this meal and starve to death in the streets.”

Tang Yu held up the wine jug and poured another glass of wine: “Drink some?” ”

little Taoist priest was not very comfortable with Tang Yu’s topic jump for a while, lowered his head and shook it: “I don’t drink.” ”

“Then I drink it myself, do I have enough to eat?” Not enough to give you some more noodles? ”

Tang Yu did not have the habit of persuading alcohol, and drank low-alcohol as a drink.

little Taoist priest still shook his head, sitting on the side holding a teacup and watching Tang Yu drink.

stared at by his small eyes, Tang Yu couldn’t help but quip.

“Why are you like a, staring at me like this, be careful that others will think that we have a habit of breaking sleeves.”

the little Taoist priest asked with a stunned expression: “What is the fetish of broken sleeves, the good of Longyang?” ”

Tang Yu saw such a simple thinking child for the first time, and after thinking for a moment, he decided to harm him, and gave him science popularization with a smile.

so the little Taoist priest got up and sat opposite Tang Yu, trying to distance himself and prove that everyone was innocent.

after drinking a bottle of wine, Tang Yu asked Xiao Er to send a pot of tea up.

although the little Taoist priest does not drink, he is quite happy to drink tea, and after eating and drinking, he tastes tea with a satisfied face, as if this is the happiest thing under the sun.

Tang Yu held the teacup and looked outside the inn, where a light rain had fallen.

a graceful woman walking on the stone road with an oil-paper umbrella, with a gentle and lovely smile on her face is the most beautiful scenery.

“You hold an oil-paper umbrella, sighing that the marriage is too tactful… Dead open point, that man, Qingming Festival has not yet come to carry a coffin board running around, don’t block me from looking at the beauty. ”

Tang Yu sang two sentences, and suddenly cursed.

the little Taoist priest who was drinking tea almost didn’t choke to death, and a sip of tea sprayed towards Tang Yu, who was sitting opposite.

Tang Yu casually slapped the internal force of his hand, and shook the water droplets in the sky and said with disgust: “Sloppy or not, you pickled little Taoist.” ”

“hug… I’m sorry. ”

the little Taoist priest quickly apologized, and couldn’t help but ask curiously.

“What are you just singing?” What a weird song. ”

“What are you always so nervous about back home?” Like a woman, don’t you pretend to be a man? ”

Tang Yu pulled away the chair and squatted down to turn into a crotch cat.

the little Taoist priest quickly clamped his legs and said angrily.

“Don’t talk nonsense, I don’t have a woman pretending to be a man.”

“Well, in fact, I can also smell that you are not a woman, and girls smell different.”

Tang Yu laughed and stood up, “Little Taoist, it’s a pity that you are not a girl.” ”

the little Taoist priest lowered his head to drink tea when he didn’t hear it.

“And don’t take a bite of you to me in the future, my name is Tang Yu, you eat and drink me for nothing, it’s not too much to call big brother.”

“Well, big brother.”

“Well, it would be better if the tone was more sincere.”

“Uh-huh, big brother, why don’t you ask me what my name is?”

“The name doesn’t matter, you are my little brother from now on.”

“…”

“49”>”

Do you have a favorite girl?” The eldest brother teaches you how to make the girl chase backwards. ”

“？？？”

the two sat on the table drinking tea and chatting, and the shop Xiaoer came up to refill three or four pots of tea, the attitude was still excellent, and sent two plates of melon seeds and peanuts.

It was a rainy day, and no customers came to the store, so the shop Xiaoer and the old shopkeeper and a few other customers simply sat there listening to Tang Yu chatting with the little Taoist.

when Tang Yu talked about how to pretend to be rich and young without spending money to cheat the girl, and even let the girl post money.

several customers in the store were shocked on the spot, and some people paid for a jug of wine to Tang Yu out of their own pockets.

Tang Yu smiled and thanked the old brother with a fist, and said with a smile.

“Just listen to these people who are talking, and I must not forget a word in my life.”

“What words?”

the old man who delivered the wine asked curiously.

“Good girls should be cherished, bad girls should not be wasted.”

After Tang Yu finished speaking, everyone applauded in agreement.

the old treasurer saw that Tang Yu was fascinated by everyone’s listening, and after thinking about it, he walked over and whispered.

“Gongzi, is there something I can discuss with you?”

“The old treasurer wants to introduce his granddaughter to me?”

“…”

> The shop Xiaoer on the side almost didn’t jump on the spot, pacing back and forth on the side.

the old shopkeeper was crying and laughing, and waved his hand.

“Gongzi don’t want to make fun of me, my granddaughter Gongzi may not be able to look at it, I want to invite Gongzi to come to our store to be a storyteller, make money Gongzi take six I will take four, how?”

“Thanks to the treasurer, I will consider it.”

Tang Yu smiled, be a storyteller? It’s quite interesting.

“Then I’ll wait for good news.”

the old treasurer did not have much hope, thinking that Tang Yu had rejected him.

after all, the one who throws out a silver ingot does not seem to be a bad money owner.

When the rain outside stopped, the little Taoist priest got up and said.

“Big brother, then I will go to the stall to tell fortunes, and when I earn money, please invite you to dinner.”

“Walk around, together, I will also go to show the girls palmistry.”

Tang Yu put his arm around the little Taoist’s shoulder and smiled and set off with him.

“Big brother, do you really look at these palmistry?” Don’t use what you taught me to go to the pit before, you will be beaten then. ”

the little Taoist priest warned cautiously.

he saw a colleague deceive a few days ago and was beaten to death, so he didn’t dare to use Tang Yu to teach him that set.

PS: Red is destruction, blue is indifference, green is camouflage, white is nothingness, pink is hypocrisy, purple is mystery, black is destination, yellow… Send it to me