VRMMO no Shien Shokunin ～Top Player no Shikakenin～

Hours after being consulted by Senior Sano.

Me and Unblessed were facing each other in Virtual Space.

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And born, silence.

The air of losing is better if we talk one way or the other first.

I recapture my misfortune with a slightly narrowed view.

Black, circular eyes reflecting light, immobile mouth.

Slow arms, thick legs and feet on hands that seem hard to grasp.

Long, fluffy hair with a large body over two metres in length.

"... Buho!?

"Oh, this guy blew it out."

I can't see my face, so I have to judge by the sound.

As promised during the day, we are installing and playing example VR games.

The title is "Wearing Wonderland".

In this game, the player can only exist in a wearing figure.

In other words, the way we dress now that we're logged in there is inevitable.

... I think the reason why Unyu laughed is because he couldn't stand the silence more than that outfit.

For a long time there has been an unusually weak tendency to play with glasses and such.

Nevertheless.

"Unblessed, you... are you a boar until you wear it? Nothing, you don't have to masturbate that much, do you?

Unblessed was a boar's goose.

Because it's a children's game or it's a cute design deformed for bipedal use.

It feels cotton I've also seen the contents of the fangs, and when I actually touch it, it's soft, including around the nose.

Assuming you make a run at this, you won't be able to exert any offense.

"Chi, it's not! This is different!

Unblessed waves a round hoof and desperately denies it.

I'm also kind of smiling when I'm wearing a goose.

My torso is sluggish, so my long unblessed hands and feet usually look shorter.

"What's the difference?

"This is what happens when I use automatic diagnostics..."

"Huh? Seriously?

"Seriously! I should have chosen this myself!?

The initial setting of appearance in this game… I mean the setting of the wearer, which is the avatar.

Three patterns existed: a pattern to choose from among the presets, a pattern to configure itself in detail, and a setting based on automated diagnostics chosen by Unblessed.

Auto-diagnostics is a bit of an interesting feature that answers the questions that the game side comes up with and says it automatically generates avatars according to the results.

I mean, I don't know.

"You finally got treated like a boar by the game... pitiful"

"I'm not convinced! I'm not convinced of one thing! Nooooooo!!

Also unblessed to wield his hooves.

Dangerous, dangerous... although it won't hurt to hit it.

By the way, where we are now is a fancy room with lots of stuffed animals.

Is it a setting that feels like the stuffed animal in this got its soul and moved out? I don't know.

I guess I have permission, and I can see in the stuffed animals all the characters and famous characters I've seen.

Gamely speaking, where it hits the waiting lobby, no one else is allowed to enter the password you set.

"I mean, what are you dressed like!? Better that way than me, the first thing to argue about!

"What is it... the dog that was at the beginning of the preset?

Nothing must be wrong.

A dog wearing figurine that is detached and uncharacteristic, except for the oddly stubborn eyebrows.

I thought this game was just a light touch anyway and didn't think too deeply about it.

The setting ended much earlier than Unblessed, and the reason I was waiting was because of this difference?

While I was standing alone in my dog's clothes, this guy was answering questions and questions with AI... so it's natural to be late.

Unblessed frowns at me with his hands wide open to show the meatballs.

"... you can't! Start over!"

"Ah?"

While poking this meatball with his hooves, he intensifies his narrative.

The movement is like a one-to-one punch of boxing step by step...... your hips are too much! They push!

"I can't feel my motivation! I'll wait for you, so go over the setup! What the hell, the top of the preset! That's outrageous enough to make your name“ ahhh "!? Anyway, if it's at the top of your worries!

"How does that happen!? Are you serious about starting over!?

"I mean it, too! Whatever you do, you always mean it! I am!"

I'm well aware of that, but I don't have to play it out to this point......

Nevertheless, I understand the opinion that if I were to do it anyway. Convinced.

Unfortunately, I have been scattered in my previous life to show that sloping is never good, rather very poorly dressed.

Still, I don't have enough heat to set it up myself.

"... then I'm going to reconfigure it with the same automated diagnostics as you. Is that all right with you?

When you take the right fist that is rolled out with both hands, the momentum finally subsides.

Fist...... hoof and snort as the boar seems to have difficulty assembling his arms.

"Uhm! Do that!

Fortunately, it shouldn't have been that hard to redo the default settings.

In roughly ten minutes, he'll be back on the spot again.

After a while......

……

Unblessed would have worn it, with the same sinister face I came back to the lobby.

It is depressing to see "this" from now on and wonder how Unblessed would react.

If this is the case, you should have set something up for yourself because it's appropriate.

Even if I regret it so much, it won't allow a constraint in the name of promised time to start over.

But even if I look around, I can't find that loose boar.

"Where have you been?

I told him I was waiting, so he should be somewhere in the room.

He's restless, but he's the kind of guy who always keeps his word.

Um... due to the narrow field of view of the dressing goose, don't worry if I missed it.

Oh, is that it? There are stuffed animals around there, signs of collapse.

"Ha hoo..."

That's how I went backwards through the big room, and I finally found it.

The boar is falling asleep in a loose position so that he can be buried in a stuffed pile.

I guess someone doesn't consider seeing it, happily rubbing cheeks on stuffed animals etc......

Is that an owl stuffed animal? You look a little like Knox.

"Hmmm...... Mmmm!?

……

As I silently observed, the boar finally noticed our gaze.

Stand up in a hurry and kick a stuffed animal in the ass and correct your dwelling.

But it's not very, but it's not something I can fix to that extent.

To the right and left, I threw these words softly.

"... Shall I make something I didn't see?

"... do that"

He is a lover of cute things.

That's how I breathed, and I saw seriously what I looked like when Unblessed changed.

Are you here at last...

The unblessing of seeing me all the time is just stiff.

And eventually, I shuddered with a pull.

"Buh!?

"Oh, my God, he's spraying..."

Abbreviated below because I can't see the face.

Did they still laugh at you...... well, if you see this look, you can't help but erupt?

I feel very arrogant about who I am now.

I have to admit.

"Huh, frying pan!? You won't be able to wear it, no! Wahahaha!!

Unblessed pokes his trembling fingertips at me, making me hold my belly and laugh.

That laugh is so long, I should have been prepared in advance......

Within me, patience finally takes its limits.

"Hahaha! Can you bake it!? You can bake eggs!? Does it burn deliciously?!?

"Shut up! Wherever you go, boar girl, I don't want you to tell me!

"Ha ha!

My avatar was auto-diagnostic...

A rectangular frying pan for egg roasting, a dumb outfit that must have popped out of your hands and feet.

The handle is over my head, and I bend a little along the way to break my hips, even as a frying pan, half present.

I couldn't laugh about the unblessed, it had come to such a delicate appearance.