Vulgar Master

weekend.

Today is the day that Zhou Bawa invites Lin Yujing to have dinner. It's almost time in the morning. Zhou Bawa went out and took the subway to the central business district.

On the subway, Zhou Bawa went into Burning Incense Town for a stroll, and was soon beaten up again. From the time he found the Incense Burning Girl yesterday to today, he still hasn't killed a single Fushou guy.

Yes, Master is not staying on this map anymore. Zhou Bawa decided to go to the next map, Shuiguihe, to have a look tonight.

The subway arrived at the station, Zhou Bawa left the station, looked around for a while at the station entrance, and soon found someone.

Pear head, carrying a guitar bag, wearing a black mask, a black t-shirt with slanted shoulders, denim shorts, two long bare legs, and a pair of punk rivet boots. At first glance, she looks a little cool with a cute girl .

This is Torso in the middle, Gui Jianshou in the canyon, Warden of Gale, keyboard pianist, 50 sprays per second, Zhou Bawa's bad friend, Lin Yujing.

A man is standing at the entrance of the subway station, holding a half-drinking cup of milk tea in his hand, and holding a mobile phone in the other hand, his fingers flying on the screen.

Zhou Bawa walked over and snorted. Lin Yujing noticed that he was coming, but her eyes were fixed on the screen of her mobile phone, and her hands were too busy, she said:

"Oh, here you go, wait a minute, when I'm done."

Zhou Bawa glanced at the screen of her mobile phone and asked:

"What about meeting people again?"

"An abstract person in the school secretly took pictures of me in the piano practice room and posted them. I'm greeting his household registration book."

Lin Yujing pressed her fingers on the screen and the afterimage was about to appear. She seemed very angry.

Zhou Bawa looked at the milk tea in her hand and asked, "Didn't you think about buying me a cup?"

Lin Yujing was too busy to write a small composition and scolded people on the Internet. She didn't even lift her head. She reached out and handed the remaining half cup of milk tea to Zhou Bawa. Zhou Bawa was not polite and took it and slammed it.

Lin Yujing heard the movement and kicked his shoe.

"Tsk, don't drink it all, leave a mouth for me."

Lin Yujing stretched out her hand and pulled the mask off, her red lips and small mouth opened, and Zhou Bawa handed it over. The two of you took a sip and I took a sip, and half a cup of milk tea would be gone in a while.

They were like this when they were in elementary school. At that time, pocket money was not enough. The two of them were rushing to eat a packet of noodles, but they couldn't share the Water Margin card. burden.

Time flies so fast, and in the blink of an eye, both of them went to college.

"Damn it! The post was deleted by Bawu."

Lin Yujing scolded, probably because there were too many scolding floors in the post, she finally alerted Bawu and deleted the post.

Lin Yujing ran out of sandbags for a while, lacking in interest, put away her phone, and then raised her eyes to take a closer look at Zhou Bawa.

Lin Yujing: "Why do you feel like you've changed?"

Zhou Bawa: "Nonsense, we haven't seen each other for more than a year, right? I think you've known each other for a while. Why are you wearing a mask?"

Lin Yujing: "There has been a high incidence of influenza recently. Pay attention to epidemic prevention."

Zhou Bawa: "Furt, you are so sullen and sulky, you're acting handsome in this cos Kakashi, middle school girl."

Lin Yujing: "Tsk, it's annoying you, where do you go to eat?"

Zhou Bawa: "Haidilao."

Lin Yujing: "Didn't you say that the food stalls make skewers?"

Zhou Bawa: "Making skewers during the day?"

Lin Yujing: "Okay, Haidilao can also be done."

The two went to Haidilao and chatted while eating. The topics were nothing more than those, chatting about the recent situation, chatting about games, chatting about e-sports events and players, sharing what short videos they watched recently, chatting about NBA, chatting about professional and employment.

You blocked Lin Yujing and thought it was two buddies chatting, almost all of which were male topics.

Maybe it's because Lin Yujing's own hobbies and hobbies are biased towards boys, or it may be because they grew up wearing a pair of trousers because they were inseparable when they were young.

Zhou Bawa: "You've been with Xiao Jiu recently? Why don't I remember that you two are the same people."

Zhou Bawa said Xiao Jiu was his grievance sister. This time, when she came out to reminisce with Lin Yujing, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, it was the grievance sister who pushed her.

Lin Yujing: "It just happened that I was playing a mobile game recently, so I have more contacts. Why? What about the online disk?"

Zhou Bawa: "What do you think? I'm not talking about you, can't you just clean up the records every time you read it, your taste is outrageous, and the public will die if you expose it, so you can't go for dim sum?"

Lin Yujing puffed out her cheeks, chewed the meat in her mouth and said, "Anyway, your online disk, it's not me who died."

Damn, Zhou Ba Wa Xin said that I will delete it for you when I go back.

Every boy had such an unforgettable opportunity for enlightenment when he was a teenager, and for Zhou Bawa, the opportunity for enlightenment was that on the afternoon of the second day of junior high, Lin Yujing came to his home computer with a website address, Said to take him to see some good health, and open the door to a new world for him from now on.

Thinking about it now, it’s hard to say who Zhou Bawa and Lin Yujing are the ones who are crooked. All I can say is that they have similar smells. They have seen each other since they were young. After confirming their eyes, you will help me memorize them in the future. Pot brother.

The two of them had eaten, normal men and women, shopping malls, watching movies, they were not, the Internet cafe Summoner Canyon walked up, and even at night, Zhou Bawa took off her headphones and asked, "Where to eat?"

Lin Yujing replied, "Why don't the front desk order instant noodles?"

Hmm... In the end, the instant noodles in the Internet cafe was not finished, because the two of them came with a mission.

The two went out to the Internet cafe to find a small Internet celebrity shop, and took two photos at the door. Zhou Bawa sent it to the sister who was injustice. Seeing the photos of the two of them being as close as a couple, the sister was very pleased with the phone, and finally let it go. Zhou Bawa doesn't bother him anymore.

After the two of them pretended to fool their sister, they immediately changed their faces.

"Big stalls?"

"Walk."

The two of them sat at an open-air stall on the street, ordered small beers and roasted kidneys at the same time, and they were full of oil and slightly drunk.

Zhou Bawa's mobile phone received another message from Ji Zhong's sister, telling him to make persistent efforts. UU reading www.uukanshu.com chased after the victory. Zhou Bawa looked at Lin Yujing speechlessly, Lin Yujing smiled, and the wine was a little on his face.

"Isn't Xiao Jiu under too much pressure in the third year of high school, she is so bored and flustered, she always wants to have some fun every day, why don't you pick her up to play for two days and relax."

"She has fart pressure, and she doesn't focus on studying every day, like a wild monkey, she just wants to watch the fun."

"Why don't you stay tonight, let's open a room and let her feel at ease?"

"Why don't you say we'll get a certificate, she's more at ease."

"It's not impossible. After the age of 30, if you can't find it at that time, and I haven't asked for it yet, we can just make do with it."

"Don't make fun of me, I'm so popular, you'll be left alone by then, who cares about you then."

"Don't talk nonsense. When I was in junior high and high school, many boys chased me, but I didn't agree."

The two of them drank some wine and started to brag.

Of course, bragging after drinking is considered a fart. Until the end of the game and back to school, the two of them didn't go to the house or get their licenses.

At night, it was probably a tacit understanding. Although Zhou Bawa and Lin Yujing were in two different places, they took out their mobile phones and looked at the photo taken just now in front of the Internet celebrity shop pretending to be a couple, fooling their sister, and saved it. .

Some people, although they pretended to be a couple for a day today.

But long before today, he pretended to be friends for more than ten years.

There was a breeze at night, Lin Yujing was in the bedroom.

The slightly drunk Lin Yujing had already fallen asleep. Her mobile phone was on the bedside, hanging on it, a pendant of a rogue in the wind.

"The wind comes to grasp the surrounding objects, the wind comes to listen to the wind, the rain comes to listen to the rain, day and night do not ask, looking back has been with you for a hundred years, you are the guest in the wind, and the wind is also the way back."

"Talent effect:..."

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