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As soon as Qin Yi said this, all the monks and Buddhas in the hall began to talk.

The Tathagata Buddha was also stunned, "Qin~General Qin, this is the private news of our group, how did you know?"

Qin Yi shook his head and sighed, "Hehe, if only I know, the matter is not serious, the problem is that I know that Master Sanzang gave birth to boneless relics, but I am not the only one!"

Next, Qin Yi relayed everything Nie Xiaoqian had said to the Tathagata Buddha. When the Buddha heard this, they suddenly fell into panic!

"Oumaika, Wu~Wu Tian!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was taken aback, "Isn't he just the Buddhist traitor!"

Upon hearing this, Tathagata Buddha's face also turned green.

Qin Yi asked curiously: "Brother Tathagata, seeing your face so bad, can't you not beat Wutian?"

The Tathagata Buddha was sad, and said:

"Wu Tian, ​​was an honest Buddhist monk who lived in Xiniu Hezhou 33,000 years ago. He was the great Buddha of the World-Buddha "Yupharata"-Kinnaruo Bodhisattva.

There is one saying that at that time, the Wutian Buddha had a very high status in the Buddhist world.

It was only later that he rebelled against Buddhism because of the "Internet cafe fight incident."

Immediately Wutian's evil thoughts swelled rapidly, and he split his own good thoughts [White Clothes·Wutian] into the abyss of darkness.

He became [Black Clothes·Wu Tian], and claimed to be the Buddha of Heavenlessness, possessing the supreme magic weapon [Destroying the World Black Lotus]. In terms of mana, this seat is indeed inferior to him by three points!"

"Um... the Internet cafe fight incident, this is not the same as on TV series!" Qin Yi's mouth twitched, his worldview shattered into PM2.5.

The Tathagata Buddha looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's an old thing to skip classes and go to black Internet cafes, so don't mention it..."

Qin Yi drank the coffee in one sigh, and then said: "Brother Tathagata, anyway, the news of the boneless relics has now been leaked. It is estimated that in the near future, there will be many forces invading your Da Lei Yin Temple."

The Tathagata Buddha looked stern, "Well, this Wutian Buddha alone is probably enough for this seat to drink a pot. How good is this..."

Qin Yi smiled, his face was full of wisdom, "Brother Tathagata, am I here to give you an idea?"

Chapter 258 Tang Sanzang Enters the Tianqin Empire!

"General Qin, what do you mean?" Buddha Tathagata gave Qin Yi another cup of coffee.

Qin Yi said with a smile: "Now my Tianqin Empire and the Heavenly Immortal Realm have formed an alliance, do you want to join us in the Buddha Realm?"

"alliance?"

"Yes, help each other, unite together!"

Tathagata Buddha suddenly smiled and said: "Wonderful!"

Everyone is happy, so the alliance agreement was quickly finalized.

At this point, Tianqin and the realm of the Buddha are allied by blood, just like Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan are in three righteousness.

In other words, the "Three Realms Alliance" is also a major event that will open up the world, and it is a turning point in opening the heavens and all realms to "hold together for warmth".The matter was of great importance, so Qin Yi called the Jade Emperor and signed an alliance agreement with the three Buddha Tathagatas, and pressed their bloody handprints.

After signing the agreement, the Jade Emperor opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate, and then the three of them all picked up a bowl of wine and prepared to become brothers of different surnames.

The Jade Emperor frowned suddenly, "General Qin, since we are going to bow, who should we worship?"

Qin Yi: "If you bow to worship, of course it is Guan Erye!"

With that, Qin Yi made a voice call to Liu Bei in the group of emperors, borrowed [God Guan Yu], and asked Guan Yu to put on a fixed look.

Immediately after the Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, and Emperor Tianqin, the three of them began to "being worship".

Qin Yi: "Although I, Qin Yi, are a college student, from now on, Qin will be the body of two brothers. Our brothers are united, and the benefits are broken!"

Jade Emperor: "I am the same."

Tathagata Buddha: "I have the same +1"

Qin Yi: "The emperor and the earth, the sun and the moon can be learned, today I and the two brothers are righteous to make a golden orchid. Blessed and shared, we accompany each other for life, life and death follow. There is more than that, people and gods are angry!"

Jade Emperor: "The same is true for me!"

Tathagata Buddha: "I have the same +1"

Qin Yi's face was gloomy, and his facial muscles began to twitch, "Have you two never read a book?"

The Jade Emperor and Buddha Tathagata nodded to Qin Yi together.

After inquiring Qin Yi, I learned that neither the Heavenly Court nor the Buddhist realm had universalized the nine-year compulsory education. No wonder the two of them had a culture...

Although the process was stumbling, but in the end the three realms successfully alliance!

And after discussion and decision, Tathagata Buddha planned to hand over Tang Sanzang to Qin Yi, because Tianqin's defense force was the strongest, and Tang Sanzang was given the best protection to Qin Yi.

So after Qin Yi left Daleiyin Temple, he came to the staff dormitory in the Buddhist world.

Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Tang Sanzang was sitting on the balcony smoking a sultry cigarette while reading "Playboy".

Seeing Qin Yi coming, Tang Sanzang immediately threw his cigarette butt on the ground and trampled it out.

"Amitabha ~ General Qin, welcome... Here is one, Yuxi or King Furong?"

"Haha, smoke, smoke, you will die!"

Qin Yi rolled his eyes and told Tang Sanzang everything.

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang learned that the boneless relic in his body had caused the killing of the heavens and the world, and he panicked immediately. He quickly pulled out the suitcase under the bed, and then began to pack and change his underwear and daily necessities.

Seeing Tang Sanzang put ten rolls of toilet paper and a box of Nutrition Express into his suitcase, Qin Yi's expression turned pale, "This kind of guy can actually get the truth..."

Tang Sanzang stood in front of Qin Yi with large bags and suitcases.

"Amitabha Buddha, General Qin, the world of Buddhism is not safe anymore. When will it be better if you don't run away from poison? Let's set off for the Tianqin Empire!" Tang Sanzang put his hands together and said to Qin Yi.

Feeling a headache, Qin Yi took out the Sanguan repair liquid from his pocket and dripped two drops into his eyes.

Tang Sanzang: "General Qin, what is the little bottle in your hand?"

Qin Yi: "Ahem, Shap Aisi eye drops, one drop relieves visual fatigue."

"General Qin, the poor monk also wants to use it~"

"roll!"

Qin Yi looked fierce, like a hungry wolf protecting food, and then carefully put away the Sanguan repairing liquid.

"Young people don't know that three views are expensive, but they always shed tears on their knees... Qin Yi, you must resist, and Oli will give it!" Qin Yi reminded himself every moment, cheering on himself.

After sending Tang Sanzang back to the Tianqin Empire, Qin Yi and the Jade Emperor Tathagata again discussed the strategy of resisting foreign aggression in the discussion group, and temporarily turned off the mobile phone.

After lunch, Qin Yi took Qin Yimeng to Disney to play as agreed...

While Li Xinyan was sitting with Qin Yimeng on the merry-go-round, Qin Yi and Nightingale came to sit on the bench in the rest area.

"Drink milk tea?" Nightingale asked.

Qin Yi shook his head, "No, I'm bringing water."

As he said, Qin Yi took out the thermos cup from his arms, unscrewed the lid, and a layer of wolfberry floating on the water.

Nightingale squinted and said, "Oh ~ soaking wolfberries in the thermos, Qin Shao's waist, is it too much to eat?"

Qin Yi's face blushed because he had too much contact with lonely ghosts two days ago and his body was too dark.

Seeing that there was no one around, Qin Yi planned to tell Nightingale a part of the secret first, so he put his arms around Nightingale's neck, and the two got close.

"Sister, I want to tell you some incredible things, it is likely to ruin your Three Views, so you should be mentally prepared!" Qin Di muttered.

Seeing that Qin Yi's expression was rare and serious, Nightingale said, "Okay, just tell me, I'm ready."

Qin Yi took a deep breath, even if Nightingale's worldview would collapse after he finished speaking, Qin Yi would give Nightingale a drop of Sanguan repair liquid in time.

"Sister, my mobile phone can actually communicate..." Qin Yi took out the Wanjie mobile phone.

"Ding~"

Suddenly the Wanjie system has entered an update!

Nightingale looked indifferent, "Your phone is updating, what's wrong?"

Qin Yi was speechless, it was a coincidence.

"Do you mean you want me to buy you a new phone?" Nightingale asked when Qin Yi stayed silent for a long time.

Qin Yi couldn't laugh or cry, and simply changed the subject, "No, no...Let's go make a Ferris wheel!"

Upon hearing the three words Ferris Wheel, Nightingale blushed, "I won't sit!"

Qin Yi was very depressed. He had already talked to his lips, but was pushed back by the "mobile phone update", as if he was in his throat.

But what Qin Yi didn't know was that Nightingale really misunderstood!

In 2020, Nightingale saw that Qin Yi was still using Apple 6S, so she made up her mind and helped Qin Yi buy a new phone when she had time...

When Nightingale and Li Xinyan accompanied Qin Yimeng on the pirate ship, Qin Yi's mobile phone was updated.

"Ding~"

"Watching Qin Yi join the group"

Group name: Disneyland

Group Owner: Mickey Mouse Mickey

Group location: Mickey Magic House

Group members: Donald Duck, Minnie, Goofy, Ice Queen, Winnie the Pooh...

"Uh, this group's update is very suitable!" Qin Yi muttered in Disneyland.

"Ding~"

[Group Owner]: @, watch newcomers enter the Disneyland group!

Chapter 259 Mickey's Wonderful House, Another Super Artifact!

Disney’s animation world symbolizes the childhood of the post-90s and post-00s.

Therefore, as soon as Qin Yi entered the group, he had the urge to retreat, because the pure childhood land deep in Qin Yi's heart is running out. The ghost knows whether being in this group will tarnish the last pure childhood land. .

But the members of the Disney group gave Qin Yi a grand welcome ceremony.

The Ice Queen sang a song "Let It Be" for Qin Yi. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse gave Qin Yi a small gift that could increase her charm.Winnie the Pooh also gave Qin Yi a bucket of canned honey from his hometown...

Qin Yi was flattered, so Qin Yi was embarrassed to withdraw from the group because of the so-called stubbornness.

Qin Yi: Thank you for your gifts, our group is really a warm and caring family!

Mickey: @, the welcome ceremony is over. You have spent a total of 35,000 US dollars. It is recommended to use Alipay to pay.

Qin Yi: Are you special... I only use WeChat!

Mickey: [WeChat payment code.jpg]

Qin Yi: Damn!

Thirty-five thousand dollars was a pack of cigarette money to Qin Yi, so it was directly transferred to Mickey.

Then the group exploded, and everyone did not expect that the newcomer who entered the group was actually a rich man, so everyone's attitude towards Qin Yi suddenly changed, and they rushed to curry favor with Qin Yi.

The local tyrant Qin Yi handed out several big red envelopes in the group, and the group members' name for Qin Yi quickly became "Boss Qin."

Seeing the three words "Boss Qin", Qin Yi suddenly had an idea. When he was free, he could go abroad and buy Disney.At that time, I will be pulling out the group members to do advertising endorsements, shooting children's dramas and big movies, and it is estimated to make a lot of money!

Among the many members, the ice queen with the highest appearance was favored by Qin Yi, and several exclusive red envelopes were in hand.

But Qin Yi was definitely not greedy for her body, but the Ice Magic of the Queen of Ice and Snow.

At present, Qin Yi's commander does not have a general with the ability of ice type...

After chatting with the cartoon characters from childhood memories, Mickey Mouse Mickey suddenly changed the conversation and initiated a voice call to Qin Yi.

Mickey: "Boss Qin, do you want to come to our Mickey Show Room as a guest!"

Qin Yi's face sank, "Mickey Sao~Saohuawu? Isn't it Miaomiaowu!"