Wanjie chat group

"You're polite, General Qin, I'm all this age, but two are enough."

Taishang Laojun smiled shyly, with a long hair duang, and a childlike face hidden in his white beard.

As the saying goes: "The old man talks about madness, cures kidney loss, does not contain sugar, and uses the King Kang for a thousand rides!"

Walking out of the Palace of Dousie, Qin Yi swallowed the pill in one mouthful.

Immediately afterwards, a thick and warm celestial air exploded and burst in the dantian, and then countless warm currents poured into Qin Yi's eight channels of odd meridians in all directions.

Qin Yi hurriedly meditated on the ground, running the immortal and demon dual methods in his body at the same time, breathing out seven great Zhoutians.

"Woo~ sour and cool!"

After a stick of incense, Qin Yi opened his eyes, and his whole body became vigorous and energetic.

"Old gentleman, this elixir, really has its own uniqueness...what about the innate demons? Hahaha, Yanyan will definitely lose tonight!"

Qin Yi smiled and groaned, with a arrogant expression on his face, and then opened the Pin Xixi order and returned all the Nutrition Express that had not been shipped by the seller.

After checking the time, it was time to pick up Qin Yimeng. Qin Yi immediately returned to the world, picked a Rolls Royce in the garage, and went to Shuguang Primary School.

At the school gate, standing a cute and pretty little girl with double pony tails.

He was obviously a primary school student, but he was holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the data cable socket of the mobile phone was connected to Pikachu's tail.

This is a mobile phone whose charger is more expensive than a mobile phone...

Chapter 272 The Vampire Family, Renewing the Academic Domination!

"Big girl!"

"brother!"

Rolls Royce stopped at the school gate, attracting the eyes of countless female parents.

And seeing the handsome Qin Yi and the lovely Qin Yimeng, the bear child they were holding in their hands suddenly stopped fragrant...

Qin Yimeng jumped into Qin Yi's arms and began to talk about the feelings of going to school on the first day.

However, these images are all presented in a surveillance video in a basement somewhere.

In front of the surveillance video, there were all vampires in tuxedos.

The middle-aged man sitting in the middle was pale, like a dead man, with two sharp fangs exposed in the air.

"Earl Lawrence, Miss Elisa has entered the Dawn Elementary School," said the old butler on the side.

The middle-aged man grinned and shook the red wine glass, but the red liquid in the glass exuded a bloody smell.

"Let her bring that girl doll as soon as possible, I can't wait to have a drink!" The man licked his lips, his pupilless eyes were full of fanaticism...

"Student Qin Yimeng, you forgot to take your pencil case!"

Qin Yi turned his head to see, a blond intellectual beauty ran out of campus and handed Qin Yimeng the pencil case.

Qin Yimeng smiled, "Thank you Teacher Elisa!"

Elisa glanced at Qin Yi next to Qin Yimeng, was stunned, the vigilant color in her eyes flashed, and then smiled: "Student Qin, your father is so young!"

Qin Yi smiled bitterly: "Uh, I am her brother."

"Oh, sorry, I was abrupt." Elusa's Chinese is very good.

Qin Yi asked: "Beauty, you are..."

The blonde and blue-eyed girl stretched out her hand to Qin Yi, "Hello, I am Qin's class teacher and English teacher, Elisa."

"It turns out to be a cute teacher. Fortunately, I will be lucky. My name is Qin Yi!" Qin Yi shook his tender little hand for a long time.

After a brief exchange, Elisa turned around and said goodbye to the Qin brothers and sisters.

Looking at Elisa's graceful back, Qin Yi said excitedly: "Mengmeng, my brother will come to attend the parent conference in the future!"

Qin Yimeng said in a daze: "Brother, don't you think it was a waste of time to open a parent meeting, so you say you let Yanyan sister-in-law participate?"

"Stupid boy, my brother loves you so much, of course he personally participated in your parent conference...what is your class teacher's WeChat ID?" Qin Yi stroked Qin Yimeng's double ponytails lightly, and said with a smile.

The men who are keen to participate in the parent-teacher conference are the bodies of greedy female teachers.-"The Memoirs of Qin Yimeng-Recalling Primary School"

"Ding~"

Just when I drove home downstairs, Wanjie's cell phone rang.

"Oh, it's updated!"

Qin Yi opened the car door, "Mengmeng, go upstairs first!"

Qin Yimeng got off the car and rushed into the corridor, because the animation city and the big windmill were about to begin.

Qin Yi sat in the car and waited for a while, and the new group was updated.

"Welcome Qin Yi to join the group"

"Group Name: Xueba Group

Group leader: Einstein

Group announcement: Knowledge is power

Group members: Archimedes, Zu Chongzhi, Newton, Galileo, Darwin, Lu Xiucai, Haier Brothers, Brother Yixiu, Pleasant Goat, Big Big Wolf, Rebellious Lelouch..."

"I rub, learn to dominate the group, this group meets my identity!"

Qin Yi was a little pleased. Over the past six months, he has added a lot of sand sculpture groups one after another, and now he has finally updated a group chat with a high profile.

And after the last time I played against the little match girl, Qin Yi knew the importance of knowledge, so he planned to learn knowledge with many high IQ friends in this "student group" to increase his inner cultivation, instead of talking about it every day. Hanging "fuck", it looks very uneducated...

But Qin Yi suddenly found it strange, because he had been in the group for a long time, and the group leader did not come out, and the people who have been in the water group are all strange characters, and none of them have real talents!

Pleasant Goat: I am DJ Pleasant Goat, I am the wildest in Qingqing Grassland, trigonometric functions are functions, quadrant symbol coordinates note!

Lu Xiucai: Zi once said that the area of ​​a trapezoid is equal to the upper base plus the lower base times the height divided by two!

Brother Yixiu: @, hello newcomer, I am a smart Yixiu, good at solving quadratic equations in one yuan and human clothes, Amitabha.

Haier brothers: welcome newcomers, it will rain when thunder, oh!You need to hold an umbrella when it rains, oh!Wearing a cotton jacket in cold weather, oh!

Rebellious Lu Lu Xiu: Three-strand four-string five-string, free-fall stave...If one day I stop being rebellious, it will be adolescence.

Big Big Wolf: At the end of the term, I am going to hang up and beat Pleasant Goat. I am the strongest in Qingqing Prairie.

...

Qin Yi felt a headache. The real big men in the group didn't bubbling, only these strange guys screened the water group.

So Qin Yi had to try @about the group master Einstein.

"Ding~"

"Your educational background is too low to communicate with the group leader"

"Fuck Nima!"

Qin Yi was stunned, "What the hell is the under-educated?"

"Ding~"

Pleasant Goat: @, newcomer, don't waste your efforts, the group is highly hierarchical, only a doctoral degree can you compete with the boss-level scholars and get the favor of the group owner!

"Uh~what a break group, I still require a doctorate, tusk..." Qin Yi curled his lips.

Haier brothers: @, don't be discouraged, as the elders of the group, our two brothers will cheer you up!

"Ding~"

"Brother Haier sent you the Heavenly Grade Technique [Nine-Nine Multiplication Formula]"

Qin Yi was struck by thunder, "I'll take it, Heaven Grade Cultivation Technique!"

After checking the group files, Qin Yitian gave the enlightenment, and his eyes flashed light. It turned out that the learning method of hegemony was divided into the heavenly profound and the earthly yellow, and the heavenly quality method was the most superior method.

Qin Yi thanked him and extracted the formula of the nine-nine multiplication.

"Nine-Nine Multiplication Formula": After the acquisition, you can operate the Nine Sage True Qi, consolidate the foundation and cultivate the essence, and cleanse the essence.Contains Jiujiugui one punch, unpredictable and powerful!

Qin Yi took a breath and couldn't help feeling, "Sure enough, knowledge is power!"

After Qin Yi met the group again, he discovered that the so-called Xueba in the Xueba group was actually not simple!

In the world of learning domineering group, even every knowledge point may be a martial skill or pill, and it is also the embodiment and interpretation of the group announcement "Knowledge is power"!

If Pleasant Goat, Lu Xiucai, Haier Brothers and others are the golden scholar monks, then Darwin, Newton and others are the powerful scholars in the world of learning hegemony. They usually do not show any signs of leakage, but their wisdom is already extraordinary. , This makes Qin Yi envy...

Turning off the group chat temporarily, Qin Yi sat in the car, closed his eyes, and began to practice the "Nine-Nine Multiplication Formula". The mystery is endless, and the contained nine-nine-gui one-punch technique is even more varied, making Qin Yi intoxicated...

"Boom boom boom~"

I don't know how long it took, Qin Yi, who was wandering in the ocean of knowledge, was awakened by the sound of knocking on the car window.

Opening his eyes, I saw Mrs. Qin dressed as a chef standing outside the car door.

Li Xinyan: "Yi, supper is ready, just waiting for you!"

Qin Yi was taken aback, unconsciously, the night had already enveloped Jiangcheng.

"Sure enough to practice, time flies so fast..." Qin Yi muttered.

Chapter 273 Qin Yiyanyan is fifty-five!

He followed his wife back home, and looked at the dishes on the table, Qin Yi laughed forward and backward, making Li Xinyan red and hot with shame.

Because in addition to a few home-cooked dishes on the table, there are oysters and leeks scrambled eggs.

"Yanyan, are you going to laugh at me to death and inherit my flowers, hahaha!" Qin Yi put his arms around Li Xinyan's neck, laughing so much that his stomach hurts.

Li Xinyan looked resentful and whispered: "Because mom called me and asked me to take care of your body, that's why I did this... Forget it, do you like it or not!"

Li Xinyan was originally for Qin Yi's good, worried that her innate demons would make Qin Yi's nutrition unable to keep up, but Qin Yi laughed at her like this, so she didn't have a place to show herself and ran all the way into the bedroom.

The Nightingale on the side showed a meaningful smile, and said with a strange air: "Yanyan, this is for your good. It's a shame to save it all day..."

Qin Yi sneered, "Hehe, it's true, how can you know if you don't try it!"

"Qin Yi, you..."

Qin Yimeng, who was picking rice, raised his head, curiosity written in his watery eyes, "Brother, what should I try? I want to try too!"

"Ahem, Mengmeng is obedient, you can go play in the mud after dinner~" Qin Yi smiled awkwardly.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Qin Yi opened the bedroom door, holding the family bucket delivered by "Home Delivery" to Li Xinyan.

Li Xinyan was very shy, and quickly covered her head under the quilt, like an ostrich.

"Yanyan, why are you ignoring your head?" Qin Yi smiled.

When Li Xinyan heard it, there was a low beep from the quilt, "Let’s sleep in a separate room tonight, I'm afraid of hurting you..."

Qin Yi lifted the quilt and pulled the blushing Li Xinyan into his arms, "Daughter-in-law, I know that you cook those kidney-tonifying dishes for my own good, but starting today, my mother will no longer have to worry about my body!"

After that, Qin Yi boasted that she had cultivated the impervious kidney of King Kong, and Li Xinyan was innocent, and quickly followed Qin Yi's words, but she was still very shy.

"Yanyan, you didn't even eat dinner, you should eat first, let's do business when we are full!" Qin Yi showed a pure smile.

Li Xinyan glared at Qin Yi and began to eat.

But when Li Xinyan was halfway through the meal, Qin Yi grabbed her and threw it on the bed.

"Yi, what are you doing, I haven't finished it yet!" Li Xinyan looked confused.

"KFC is all junk food, let's not eat it if you are obedient."

Qin Yixiemei smiled and turned off the light.

"One gets one"

"Two Two Makes Four"