Wanjie chat group

Scallion Duck: Tomorrow will evolve Beijing roast duck, I am so panic, who will give me a trick, wait online, very anxious!(decline)

Double bomb gas: @, don't panic, wash your body first, apply formalin, and lie down in the shade under the big tree to avoid rancid corpses.

Little Fire Dragon: @, brother, you can't do this. Yesterday, the fat guys have evolved into strong ones, and they are now being dragged to the construction site!

King Carp: Don't throw the leftover roast duck skeleton. Wrap it with breadcrumbs and fry it until golden on both sides to remove the oil control. The selected children in the Digimon group next door are all crying.(Manually funny)

...

Looking at the news in the group, Qin Yi's mouth twitched again.

Qin Yi never expected that the adorable Pokémon in his childhood would be better than a social person!

"Ding~"

A temporary conversation initiated by Miaofrog Seed.

Miao Frog Seed: Do you want seeds at all?Can give you a discount!(Smirk)

Qin Yi: Well, I have more in my cloud disk than you do!

Miao Frog Seed: Soga, brother, please borrow one to speak.

Qin Yi: I, Qin Yi, would like to call you a spiritual guy!

Afterwards, Qin Yishui spent ten minutes in the group, and found that the chattering and bubbling were all ordinary Pokémon, and ancient or even ultra-ancient Pokémon did not show up.

Qin Yi tried to add friends with big boss-level Pokémon such as [Split Empty Seat] and [Ancient Fat Ding], but they were both rejected.

Qin Yi had to send a private message to ask the group leader Xiaozhi.

Xiaozhi: Xiaoyi, those awesome artifact treasures, don't think about it. If you want to add them as friends, you have to subdue them first.

Qin Yi: I wipe it, is it so cold?

Xiaozhi: Yes, only by conquering them by force, they are willing to contact us humans.Otherwise, they don't look down on us at all, just like your mother-in-law looks down on you!

Qin Yi's forehead was covered with black lines, and he muttered: "My mother-in-law is very good to me, and my daughter will not cheat me..." (your friend Mrs. Qin online humblely cried)

"Ding~"

"[Group owner] Xiaozhi sent you [Jenny Turtle]"

Qin Yi: Xiaozhi, what are you doing?

[Group leader] Xiaozhi: Xiaoyi, watch and welcome you to the big family of Pokémon, this little elf is my gift to you!

Qin Yi smiled and accepted Xiaozhi’s meeting gift, but Huaxia pays attention to courtesy, so Qin Yi gave Xiaozhi a thousand-year-old flat peach to ensure that Xiaozhi survived "Pokémon-Part 18"

It was getting late, and Qin Yi's eyes hurt when he looked at the phone, so he took the Jenny tortoise sent by Xiaozhi from the phone and turned off the phone.

Jenny Turtle's face was flushed and he was drunk. He punched a set of drunken punches in front of Qin Yi. It seemed that he had a hangover at KTV last night.

However, in the group chat, Pokémon’s language ability was transformed by the system, so when Qin Yi summoned Jenny to his side, Jenny could not speak human words at all.

But from the look in Jenny Turtle's eyes, Qin Yi could see that it was an old driver!

Qin Yi touched the top of Jenny's head, it felt very smooth, and then fed him a bottle of cephalosporin capsules to help Jenny's tortoise hangover.

But who can survive a bottle of cephalosporin, Jenny tortoise ate foam at the mouth, and then Qin Yi sacrificed the Shennongding...

Looking at the cute Jenny Turtle in front of him, Qin Yi thought for a moment, and then had an idea, "By the way, it can evolve!"

Qin Yi just remembered that he had "Evolution" in his body, and the "art of evolution" he had practiced was just right for Jenny tortoise.

So Qin Yi snapped his fingers, and "Shanhe Sheji Tu" appeared in front of him.

"Ding~"

Just when Qin Yi was about to take Jenny Turtle into the world of painting, the mobile phone prompted the sound.

[Administrator] Taishang Laojun: @All members, all fairy friends, please come to the Lingxiao Hall to participate in the emergency meeting.

Nezha: I'm not free, I'm online class!(Crying)

Tota Li Tianwang: I am accompany Nezha on the Internet class.(Three smirks)

He Xiangu: Most of the night, I still have to take a beauty sleep!

Barefoot Immortal: Dear, I have soaked my feet, let's talk about it tomorrow.

...

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: @All members, it’s a matter of great importance, so I will go to court, or I will just kick out the group chat!

"I'll rub, when did the Jade Emperor have such a violent temper? Has something serious happened?"

Qin Yi couldn't figure it out, but typed and teased.

Qin Yi: @Jade Emperor, I just don't go to court, can you kick me out of the group chat?(funny)

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Cough cough, General Qin is an exception, everyone else will come to the Palace of the High Heavens!(Laughs and cry)

Although the Jade Emperor said so, Qin Yi's sixth sense told himself that Heavenly Court should be in serious trouble, so he temporarily handed the Jenny Turtle to Pikachu.

In the scroll world of "Mountain and River Sheji Tu", Pikachu became Ye Man and began to teach Jenny Turtle Wing Chun hand by hand, starting with hitting wooden stakes...

In ancient times there was a powerful person who "reached the sky in one step", and now there is Qin Yi's "one-click to the sky"!

A few minutes later, Qin Yi also came to the Palace of Lingxiao. At this time, the immortals were almost there, and Qin Yi saw the tall Qingxia and Zixia sisters at a glance.

As for Sister Chang'e, she was wearing pajamas and was leaning on the shoulders of Zixia's paper, her eyes closed tightly.

Qin Yi walked over, squeezed Fairy Chang'e's face, smiled and cried: "You can sleep while standing? The title of Moon God is really wrong to you, you should be called the Sleeping God!"

Chapter 392 General Qin can do nothing about the great omen of the heavenly court!

Taibai Jinxing smiled bitterly and persuaded: "General Qin, you'd better send Fairy Chang'e back to rest. What do you think the baby girl has become..."

Qin Yi found that Chang'e had started to mutter and talk in sleep, so he nodded.

Anyway, Ms. Chang'e usually stays in the Guanghan Palace. She is not sophisticated but looks beautiful and handsome. She is regarded as the part-time spokesperson for the signature vase of Heavenly Court, so it is meaningless for her to participate in the great events of Heavenly Court.

So Qin Yi first took the sleeping Fairy Chang'e back to Guanghan Palace and placed it on the bed, and then hurried back to the Lingxiao Palace.

"This fairy has been in the heavenly fairy world for more than ten thousand years, without a sense of game experience."-"Chang'e Biography"

The Queen Mother's phoenix eyes were lonely, she scanned the immortals, and sighed, "Well, now that everyone is here, Lao Jun, you have nothing to say, don't hide it."

Qin Yi frowned, and the Queen Mother's tone showed melancholy and helplessness for the first time.

The old gentleman stroked his beard, and said: "Friends of immortals, my old man has been watching the stars day and night, and found that the auspicious clouds in the thirty-six heavens have disappeared, and his luck has leaked. This is a rare omen! After that, the old man made divinations many times, deduced the past and the future, and the hexagrams showed that they were all serious evils!"

"The auspicious clouds are gone, how could this happen?!"

"Fuck, luck leaked, this is pretty good!"

...

The words of Taishang Laojun caused everyone to panic and talk a lot.

Qin Yi's expression became complicated, the auspicious clouds above the thirty-six heavens, among them, exuded the colorful rays of sunlight that sheltered the heavens.

Therefore, the auspicious clouds will disperse, and the "Qi Luck" of Heaven will be a fatal blow.

The Jade Emperor squeezed his chin and said solemnly: "Old gentleman, is there a way to crack this evil phenomenon?"

Taishang Laojun shook his head and said helplessly: "Jade Emperor, please forgive the incompetence of the weirs. This evil phenomenon is unpredictable. I am afraid that the heavenly aura will be greatly affected in the near future."

All the immortals took a breath. Taishang Laojun is one of the "Three Qings", and his words cannot be alarmist.

"Report!"

At this time, the General Rolling Blind guarding the Jinsha River quickly stepped into the High Heaven Hall.

"Qiji Yudi, somehow, the Jinsha River dried up overnight and turned into a desert!"

Immediately afterwards, the Seven Fairies hurriedly entered the hall, "Report to the Queen Mother that hundreds of golden scales in the Jade Lake died of unfavorable lives..."

After hearing the words, the immortals boiled again!

Taishang Laojun looked sad, "Oh, the big thing is not good, the river water of Jinsha River and the koi in Yaochi are all closely related to the luck of the heavenly immortal world... It seems that the old man's deduction is so fast. It will happen!"

The jade emperor had a headache because of all the babbles of the immortals. He couldn't help taking out a box of King Furong, "Mother Queen, give me a lighter, I want to calm down."

Qin Yi scratched his head with a dazed expression. He didn't expect that Heavenly Court would suddenly encounter a big and inexplicable trouble. Then he, the number one god general in the heavens, could not be alone.

After thinking for a moment, Qin Yi looked at Qingxia, "Sister Xia, is it possible that the ancestor of the demon did it?"

Qingxia’s Qiong nose moved, and after a rational analysis, she said: “The strength of the ancestor of the demon is unfathomable and unknown, so it is not impossible. But without evidence, it is not necessarily him. After all, he is not the only one who is strong in the sky... and , He doesn’t necessarily have the ability to destroy the luck of heaven."

Qin Yi nodded, Qing Xia's is very objective, reasonable and well-founded, and Qin Yi also felt that the ancestor of the demon may not have the ability to change the aura of the heavens.

If the ancestor of the demon possessed this ability, why bother to destroy the [Dragon Vein Totem] Qin Li gave to his back?The luck of the human race who destroyed the prehistoric continent directly in the air!

"Sure enough, a big sister-in-law, top three Zhuge Liang!" Qin Yi gave Qingxia a thumb.

Qingxia sneered, "Haha, General Qin, you have the intention to flatter me, so why don't you figure out how to solve this matter."

Qin Yi couldn't laugh or cry, "Uh, I'm also good at fighting, and this matter doesn't even do anything about this matter, what can I do?"

Taishang Laojun thought for a moment, and said: "Jade Emperor, Weichen is going to the Thirty-five Heavens, and talk to Yuanshi Tianzun about this."

The Jade Emperor nodded, "Go, Lao Jun, and bring two cases of wine to Yuan Shi Tianzun. The old man loves to drink that."

"Yes, Jade Emperor."

The matter was of great importance, and Taishang Laojun hurriedly left Lingxiao Hall in a hurry.

Because Qin Yi couldn't help, he asked Qian to comfort the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor held Qin Yi's hand and sighed again and again, "Oh, General Qin, I understand what you are saying, but I am a fragile person in my heart. How about General Qin lend me my shoulders. ?"

"piss off!"

Qin Yi gave the Jade Emperor a shoulder throw, and he couldn't show mercy to the bad old man who was greedy for his body.

The immortals couldn't discuss the reason, and the meeting soon dismissed, but the heavenly court was enveloped by a terrible omen, which really made everyone afraid.

Qin Yi went to Yaochi, and all the golden scales were indeed dead, which made people shudder.

The Jinsha River has become a desert, and the wind blows and the dust is flying.

"No, I have to do something for Heavenly Court!" Qin Yi, as a general of the heavens, has a sense of responsibility on his shoulders.

Qin Yi made up his mind, opened the Naruto Ninja chat group, and invited Shangren "Yamato" over.

As everyone knows, "Yamato Wood Escape is engaged in greening"!

After a set of wooden ninjutsu, a desert on the Jinsha River has become an oasis of lush vegetation.

After that, Qin Yi went to the world of Pokémon again. Under the guidance of Xiaogang Xiaoxia, he ran to the beach and caught more than one hundred "Carp Kings" to replace the dead golden scales in the Heavenly Jade Pool...

Although Qin Yi couldn't break the "great omen" of the heavens by himself, he could at least save some of his "fortune".

After doing everything he could, the worried Qin Yi returned to Mortal Realm and sat by the pool, lost in thought.

"Strange~According to Qingxia's logic, this matter is not the ghost of the ancestor of the demon... But besides the killing of the gods, what kind of guy has the ability to destroy the luck of the heavens?"

"Forget it, how can I be a science-based college student, how can I know how to fortune telling? Haha, let's wait for the news from Taishang Laojun..."

Qin Yi was buzzing in his mind. Since he couldn't figure it out, he didn't need to worry about it. After all, there must be a way to the mountain, and there must be another village.And now Heavenly Court has not encountered a substantial crisis.

Then Qin Yi raised the corner of his mouth and smiled.

But the truth of the matter is far worse than the celestial immortals imagine...

"Hey, what are you thinking?"

Li Xinyan in a swimsuit suddenly sat next to Qin Yi, with water drops still hanging on her long white legs.

Qin Yi came back to his senses and said with a smile: "Of course I miss Mrs. Qin... Hey, where are the cousins ​​and old girls?"

Li Xinyan stretched her waist, her famous figure was clearly visible in the swimsuit, "Mengmeng is sleepy, and my cousin took her back to the house to rest."

Qin Yi smiled, "Ahem, in other words, here are the two of us?"

Li Xinyan sensed Qin Yi's intentions and pretended to be angry, "Do you like it? You are greedy for my body, you go..."

"Puff through~"

Before Li Xinyan finished speaking, she was hugged by Qin Yi, and the two fell into the indoor swimming pool together.