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Li Xinyan bit her lip and looked at Qin Yi tenderly and shyly, "Just after eating, you have to let me digest it first."

"That's right~ Then let's find an activity that helps digestion..." Qin Yi thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone, "Then let's follow the old rules and eat chicken in two rows!"

"This is acceptable!"

Li Xinyan nodded, because Qin Benwei's opening and hanging skills are very good, so recently she has also become addicted to the game of eating chicken.

The Qin family parachuted in P City, went hand in hand in the rain of bullets, went in and out in the circle of heaven, hitting a million soldiers...

Time flies by, and the night is sinking like water, and everything is silent.

After Qin Yi finished the current game, he turned off his phone, and then put his arms around Li Xinyan's willow waist.

Li Xinyan yawned and started fighting with her eyelids.

"Husband~ It's late, although it means that it is Saturday, but my grandmother and aunt asked me to go shopping, so I have to get up early and I will go to bed first."

Li Xinyan said, taking off her stockings, and then got into the bed.

"Sister Yanyan, don't sleep, I want to continue double row with you!"

Qin Yi pointed in the air, the light went out, and the room became dark!

Then Qin Yi jumped onto the bed with a hungry tiger.

In the middle of the night, when Nightingale came out to go to the bathroom, she suddenly heard noises from the master bedroom. Driven by curiosity, Nightingale walked over and attached her ear to the door.

Li Xinyan: "Yat~ put it on~"

Qin Yi: "I won't wear it!"

...

Nightingale listened for a while, then pursed her lips, and said confidently: "I'm eating chicken in the double row again. They are really two night owls... Then don't you just wear a head, this stinky boy is really inked..."

In the second morning, the sun shines through the window and spreads on Li Xinyan's impeccable side face.

Qin Yi woke up with a vigorous look, while Li Xinyan looked tired and was still asleep. I was afraid that she would not be able to get up before 12 noon.

The world is in chaos, Qin Yi has the final say!

Qin Yi can't do it, sister Yan can't stop crying!

When Li Xinyan had breakfast before she got up, Nightingale understood Qin Yi's smug smile on her face and understood the reason.

"Brother, how come my sister-in-law hasn't gotten up yet, and I will go out to play with my grandma and aunt in a while!" Qin Yimeng leaned to Qin Yi's side and asked.

Qin Yi touched Qin Yimeng's head, "Sister, your sister-in-law Yanyan was tired last night, so I won't go out today, and I will let Teacher Yu Mo take you to visit my grandma and aunt."

Qin Yimeng nodded obediently, and then ran into Nightingale's arms.

After eating breakfast, Nightingale put on hot pants and T-shirts, put on sunglasses for herself and Qin Yimeng, and then left the house.

Qin Yi stretched his waist and returned to the bedroom.

At this time, Li Xinyan was still lying on her back on the bed, sleeping soundly, and her mouth was vaguely "wait a minute, husband"...

Qin Yi couldn't help but laugh. There was a charming and charming daughter-in-law at home, and she was really worth it in her life.

Because it was Saturday, Qin Yi didn't need to go to the prehistoric world for class, so he came to the Heavenly Immortal Realm in advance.

"Di~Student Card"

After successfully clocking in at work, Qin Yi put away the student card and stepped into the palace of Lingxiao.

Obviously, he went to work at nine o'clock, but when Qin Yi sat on the throne of Lingxiao Palace, it was less than eight o'clock, so there was no one in the hall, and it seemed very deserted.

This made Qin Yi feel as if he had returned to the first day when he rushed to school to copy homework in the morning of his middle school age.

"Tsk tusk, the first time I work this morning, I'm so dedicated."

Lao Qin sold melons and boasted.

After leisure, Qin Yi took out the Ice Treasure Box from his pocket. As long as the treasure box was opened, an extremely cold air current would float out, and the whole hall was enveloped by a layer of ice crystals!

"Hey, there is one thing to say, Odin, the treasure of this bad old man, is really awesome, and it's perfect for Sister Bingyi."

Just when Qin Yi was about to call out the auxiliary god Bing Yi, he suddenly realized that if he only prepared gifts for Bing Yi, what about Sister Bai Tu?

As the saying goes, a bowl of water must be leveled!

Qin Yi really didn't think about it when he discovered this, so he thought that he would also have to prepare a gift for Bai Tu.

"General Qin, Good, morning~"

Suddenly, an ethereal voice came into Qin Yi's ears.

Qin Yi looked up and saw that it was the Guanyin Bodhisattva who hadn't seen him for a while came to the High Heaven Palace.

Chapter 519: The Return of the Evil Forces in the Eastern Soil!

"Hahaha, good morning sister Guanyin, early in the morning, what wind brought you here?"

Qin Yi stepped off the throne, smiling, and shook hands with Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva also showed a kind smile, and said: "Amitabha, General Qin, are you busy acting as the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Immortal Realm these days?"

"Ah~ Sister Guanyin, you are really in one sentence..."

Qin Yi sighed, then poured out a lot of bitterness.

After listening to the Guanyin Bodhisattva, a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes, and then he smiled: "General Qin, the affairs of the heavenly court have always followed the red tape, which is more troublesome to deal with. In this respect, there is no Buddha department of our Da Lei Yin Temple. "

"Yes, yes, yes, Sister Guanyin is reasonable, really speaking of my heart!" Qin Yi felt that he had found a confidant who could resonate with him, so he prepared to make a cup of funny tea for Guanyin Bodhisattva.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and shook his head, "General Qin, don't bother, I came to see you early in the morning, in fact, I want to invite you to Da Lei Yin Temple to participate in the ceremony of sealing the Buddha."

"Buddha sealing ceremony?" Qin Yi was stunned, and asked, "Who is sealing?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva replied: "Tang Sanzang's masters and apprentices, who have survived the nine-nine-nine-eighty-one difficulties, have now embarked on Lingshan and are on the way to Da Leiyin Temple, so they should be there later."

As soon as Qin Yi heard it, he remembered that when he was in the video with the Jade Emperor yesterday, he learned that Tang Sanzang's masters and apprentices had arrived at Shituoling, which was indeed not far from the Buddha World Lingshan.

"Huh~ That old bald donkey finally finished the map, it's not easy to ride a horse~"

Qin Yi was full of emotions. Tang Sanzang was able to obtain the true scriptures completely by "internal determination", otherwise he would give him a hundred lives, and he would not necessarily get out of Xinshou Village.

"Well, Sister Guanyin, before I go to work here, I will go over and have a long experience to see your Buddha sealing ceremony."

Qin Yi looked at his watch and saw that it was too early, so he smiled, and squeezed on a lotus stand with Guanyin Bodhisattva and flew to the Buddha Realm...

When he arrived at the magnificent Great Leiyin Temple, Qin Yi greeted all the Arhats, monks and Buddhas.

On the golden lotus platform, the Tathagata Buddha was sitting in danger, and after seeing Qin Yi, he also showed an amiable smile.

"Amitabha Buddha, General Qin, it's been a long time since we have seen us... Guanyin, give General Qin a cappuccino!"

Qin Yi shook his head quickly and raised the thermos in his hand, "No need for Brother Tathagata, I have quit drinking and coffee recently, and I am used to soaking wolfberries in the thermos."

Tathagata Buddha felt incredible, and gave Qin Yi a thumbs up, "General Qin, I didn't expect to see you in half a month. You are a little better than before."

Qin Yi laughed and waved his hand, "Don't kill me, I will be proud, roar roar~"

The Buddha of Tathagata suddenly said meaningfully: "General Qin, I heard that the Jade Emperor has recently gone to the earth and left the Heavenly Court to you to take care of him. Recently, I have been troubled by trivial matters, so I am very upset and depressed!"

Qin Yi shrugged and spread his hands, showing a wry smile: "Yes, the Lord of Heaven is not a good job."

"Hahaha, I really laugh at skr~" Tathagata Buddha let out a hearty laugh, and then said: "General Qin, after all, the biggest difference between the immortal and buddha realms is the difference in work pressure. You have to work nine to five in the heaven. , Dedicated to your duties, worked diligently and finally the body was hollowed out. But in the Buddhist world, it is more Buddhist. You are late, leave early, and absent from work. You can do whatever you want, as long as you are happy..."

Hearing Tathagata Buddha said a lot, Qin Yi always felt weird, so he asked: "Brother Tathagata, what do you mean by this?"

Tathagata Buddha smiled, raised his eyebrows towards Qin Yi, and said, "General Qin, the deity said so much, just want to ask, are you interested in quitting to work in my Buddhist world? The treatment must be better than the heavenly court!"

"what the hell!"

Qin Yi leaned back tactically, vomiting: "Heh, Brother Tathagata, after talking for a long time, you just want to dig a wall!"

The Tathagata Buddha took a sip of cappuccino with a funny expression on his face, "Dig as long as you can dig while the Jade Emperor is away!"

Qin Yi opened the thermos and took a sip of funny tea, and then said with a smile: "Brother Tathagata, I am not interested in changing jobs."

Being flatly rejected by Qin Yi, Tathagata Buddha was very confused: "Why?"

Just one word embodies the skill of Tathagata Buddha. That standard London accent has made many New Oriental students embarrassed!

Qin Yi immediately thought that the reason why members of the Buddhist world popularized learning foreign languages ​​may be because the old man said:

"Foreign monks will recite sutras!"

Immediately afterwards, the Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side also raised a question: "General Qin, the development of our Buddhist world does not have to be a difference. You really don't think about it anymore?"

Qin Yi smiled, shook his head, and then said: "The reason why I don't change jobs is not because of my salary, money, etc., but because of two words..."

"Three Views."

Qin Yi's voice fell to the ground, all the Buddhas were at a loss, and then they talked a lot.

Tathagata and Avalokitesvara looked at each other, but also wide-eyed.

"Three views? Uh~What does General Qin say?" Tathagata Buddha couldn't help asking.

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth evoked a radian, and he said with a grievance: "The core of the Three Views of Taoism in Heaven is that all beings are equal, but you are not."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "General Qin, you have misunderstood, my Buddha is compassionate, and I pay attention to the Buddha's crossing of sentient beings. Good is good~"

Qin Yi snorted coldly, his sharp eyes locked on the Buddha.

"Hmph, don't think I don't know, you don't talk about equality of all beings at all, what you pay attention to is clearly..."

"Buddha does not cross the poor, only the VIP!"

What Qin Yi said made it impossible for all the monks and Buddhas present to refute, and the Tathagata Buddha could only smile awkwardly, "Ahem, General Qin, you should have misunderstood us~"

And Qin Yi's smile had clearly seen everything.

"Misunderstanding a wool, then Tang Sanzang is your SVIP. If he doesn't replenish the annual membership fee, let alone it's hard to get through the ninety-nine and eighty-one, he won't be able to memorize the nine-nine multiplication table!"

The truth was over, and the atmosphere became awkward.

Tathagata Buddha also looked embarrassed, so he could only drink tea tactically, and then whispered: "General Qin, you really hate you, let’s tell the truth~"

But at this moment, outside the Great Leiyin Temple, there was a burst of noise.

In the next second, four silhouettes of different figures and a white horse appeared in everyone's sight.

Then the four Tang Sanzang masters and apprentices wearing sunglasses and the white dragon horse stepped onto the hall of Da Leiyin Temple.

In the next moment, several DJ Luohan played a warmly welcome BGM with classical instruments:

I'm drawing a Journey to the West~

Outside the mountain, outside the Qingshanlou~

How many times do you look back~

I can't forget your tenderness~

...

Seeing Tang Sanzang and his party turning into "social people" under BGM, Qin Yi got goose bumps and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"He's here, he's here, he's coming with the evil forces of the Great Eastern Tang Dynasty!"

Chapter 520 Return to the Buddhahood, the title of Tang Sanzang!

After the "Training Group" stood in the center of the main hall of the Great Leiyin Temple, they all took off their sunglasses.

Immediately afterwards, to celebrate the return of Tang Sanzang, gongs and drums roared and firecrackers rang!

Tang Sanzang smiled socially and handed a cigarette to every monk and Buddha.

Then Tang Sanzang knelt on the ground, clasped his hands together, with a pious expression on his face.

"Amitabha, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Come here to learn the scriptures. The Buddha is here. Please be worshipped by the poor monk."

Tathagata Buddha smiled slightly and said: "Tang Sanzang, you have come all the way from Xinshou Village. Although you have experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, with the help of General Qin, the equipment can be recovered in seconds and there is no pressure to scan the pictures. So you should thank Qin. The general is right."