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"No gifts and no gifts~" Qin Yi waved his hand and asked anxiously: "Old Niu, where are the heavenly immortals?"

"Report to the boss, the heavenly immortals are all settled in the water curtain cave, and 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals have also set up temporary tents under the Huaguo Mountain.

Qin Yi smiled relievedly, patted the horns of the Bull Demon King, and said, "Lao Niu, I have done a good job at work. I will send you a [Spell Lucky Red Packet] in the group for a while, thank you everyone, and then I will send you a [Exclusive Red Packet] Hereby commend."

After hearing this, the Bull Demon was very excited and insisted on sending Princess Iron Fan to Qin Yi to express his gratitude.

But Qin Yi was different from the Cao thief. He was playing, making trouble, and never greedy another wife.

After declining the kindness of the Bull Demon King, Qin Yi broke through the waterfall and hurriedly leaped into the Shuilian Cave. Then, when he raised his eyes, only familiar faces came into view.

All the gods in the heavenly immortal world are now in the water curtain cave, their faces are covered with loneliness.

But after everyone looked up and saw Qin Yi, they were suddenly excited!

"Qin~General Qin!"

"Isn't it my dizziness?"

"Yes, it's him, it's him, it's him, our hero Xiao Nezha~ahhh~ this is the general Qin we love!"

The immortals swarmed and rushed towards Qin Yi.

The heavenly court suffered such a catastrophe, and the immortals were reduced to mortals, naturally terrified, but the appearance of General Qin gave them hope, and the huge boulder hanging in their hearts finally fell.

However, Qin Yi clicked to the left and right, pulling in the crowd, with an anxious expression on his face, as if looking for something.

After all, a normal person knows that at this time, you should start looking for a girlfriend!

"Xiamei!"

Qin Yi finally saw Zixia's Li Ying in the crowd. A man standing upright with sweaty eyes, with wet eyes, immediately thumped all the jade emperor who was leaping forward, and then stepped forward and took Zixia sister paper. In his arms!

Xiangyu entered his arms, and Qin Yi, who was initially restless, let out a sigh of relief.

"Xiamei~ are you okay? Is there any injury? It seems that there is no trauma...but to be on the safe side, let's find a quiet place. After you take off your clothes, I will check for you to see if there is any internal injury!"

"Don't worry, I'm fine."

"It's all right~ It's all right!!!"

Hearing this, Qin Yi was very excited and excited, couldn't help holding the other's cold and beautiful face, and then kissed directly without regard to the occasion.

The old man said: "The sky is not old, and love is inexhaustible. The heart is like a double wire mesh, with a thousand knots in it."

Qin Xiu'er, the "gun-pressing king", can't control this kind of emotional sentiment. Who can control it?

However, the onlookers who ate melons all showed a grieving expression. It would be miserable to fall from "shangxian" to "mortal", and now they are forced to eat a wave of dog food!

Chapter 573 Immortal power is lost, purple and green clouds merge into one!

Qin Yi was already immersed in the tender kiss with sister Zixia, but suddenly felt strange in his heart.

To say that the fragrance of Zixia's body and the touch of her lips remained the same as before, but Qin Yi had an illusion that the person kissing was not Fairy Zixia.

Thinking of this, Qin Yi quickly opened his eyes.

With lips split, Qin Yi looked down at the beautiful woman in his arms, and when he took a closer look, he was suddenly surprised.

I saw a mole on the left and right eyelids on that beautiful face!

In terms of facial features, the only way to distinguish between Zixia and Qingxia is to distinguish it by the tear mole under the eyelids, because the two sisters have one on the left and the other on the right.But the woman in front of her had tears under her left and right eyelids.

Qin Yi was in a mess, and some Zhang Er monks couldn't help but ask: "Uh~ Are you Zixia or Qingxia?"

"I'm Zixia." Zixia's voice was as cold and cute as ever.

After Qin Yi heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, hugged the other person in his arms again, and smiled silly, "Hoo~Thank God, I thought I had confessed to the wrong person. If I kissed my sister-in-law, it would be irritating~ But it's a sin..."

"Bridge bean sacks!"

However, Qin Yi, who had just relaxed, suddenly reacted, staring at Zixia's face for a while, and asked confusedly: "No, Xiamei, you~ why do you have two moles of tears? !"

Fairy Zixia held Qin Yi's hand, leaned her face on Qin Yi's shoulder, and explained patiently: "After falling into the mortal world, everyone has lost all their celestial power. Without celestial power, Qingxia and I cannot maintain the balance A body, so now, Qingxia and I are one body, sharing the same body."

"Fuck!"

After Qin Yi heard it, he blurted out "fuck", because there are no words in the extensive and profound dictionary to describe Qin Yi's current mood!

If Zixia and Qingxia share the same physical body, wouldn't they become "Ziqing Fairy"!

Then the question came, Qin Yi just kissed, is it Zixia sister paper?Or the sister-in-law Qingxia?Or is it a third person named "Ziqing Fairy"?

"You~ you mean, you are now Zixia again, and Qingxia???" Qin Yi felt unbelievable, so he asked for confirmation again.

Zixia nodded, but shook her head again. Dai's eyebrows frowned, and she continued to explain: "Qin Yi, in fact, I am still me, Qingxia is still Qingxia. Although we share the same physical body, in the daytime, the physical body It is used by Qingxia. The night time is mine. This is a...shift system."

"God, he is working on shifts!"

Qin Yi's eyes were as big as copper bells, and his strange knowledge increased.

Then Qin Yi turned on the phone and checked the time. It was 3:30 in the morning, which was considered to be night, so the "Fairy Zixia" standing in front of him was nothing wrong.

Although the incident happened suddenly, Qin Yi's three views were all shattered into scum, so he quickly accepted the fact that Zixia and Qingxia shared the same body temporarily.

Qin Yi then sighed, touched Zixia’s pretty face, and asked in a serious manner: "Mei Xia, isn’t it a ban on matryoshka now? You and Qingxia are also considered matryoshka, then I will Is it cheating to kiss you like just now?"

Zixia and Phoenix stared at Qin Yi with awe-inspiring eyes, and said seriously: "I'm about to tell you about this... Remember, after the sun sets and before the sun rises, you are right I can do anything, but you can't touch me during the day!"

"Understood, this body is controlled by Sister Qingxia during the day, so I won't touch her, trust me!" Qin Yi promised.

Zixia believed Qin Yi's words very much, so she nodded in satisfaction, but she overlooked one point, that is, "how high the sky is, there are more show-offs"!

But having said that, Qin Yi still feels weird. There is a feeling that his spirit has not derailed, but his body has derailed...

At this time, the immortals gathered around, snotting and tearing, and began to cry to General Qin.

Queen Mother: "General Qin, what can I do now, there is no immortal body, my face will soon oxidize and age!"

He Xiangu: "Yes, yeah, General Qin, I am such a delicate pig girl, if crow's feet grow suddenly, then how am I going to be confused~"

Nezha: "Hey, it's nice to lose the immortal body, you don't have to go to school in the heavenly court!"

Tota Li Tianwang: "Nizi, even if you turn into ashes, you have to give Laozi online lessons!"

Roaring Sky Dog: "General Qin, I used to be a fairy, but now I am a real dog."

...

Qin Yi saw the panic and worry of the immortals, and felt very distressed.After all, they are all brothers and sisters, with such a strong relationship, watching everyone degenerate from a god to a mortal, naturally, I feel unbearable.

"General Qin, I want to kill you!"

The Jade Emperor, who was just beaten by Qin Yi, rushed towards Qin Yi with a flowery running posture.

Qin Yi looked disgusted, but still resisted the urge to hit someone.Because the Jade Emperor is also a mortal body now, if you punch him again, you might get a box lunch.

The Jade Emperor came to Qin Yi and held Qin Yi's hand excitedly, "General Qin, I transferred the group to you before I fell to the immortal. Do you think I am Hui Zhilan?"

"Uh, Hui Zhilan Xin is a girl who describes a girl, you should be called a tram idiot... But although you are still a bad old man, but you have been with me for so long, you can be regarded as a mature show. Spectrum!"

There is a saying that the Jade Emperor is doing this very beautifully, and he transferred the Heavenly Immortal Group to Qin Yi in time, so that the chat group can be retained, so Qin Yi praised the Jade Emperor.

After the Jade Emperor was praised by Qin Yi, he almost spiraled into the sky with excitement!

Then the gods of the heavenly court sat together, teacher Qin put on glasses, asked the bull devil to get a blackboard and a piece of chalk, and explained and analyzed the causes and consequences of the catastrophe of the heavenly court in the form of "speaking and painting". , I also sorted out the details, and even made the handouts, so that even elementary students can understand it!

But after Qin Yi finished speaking, the water curtain cave seemed to have become a "low-pressure trough", and the atmosphere was dull.

The few fairies with low psychological endurance couldn't help but threw into Qin Yi's arms and cried, but as soon as Qin Yi coaxed them well, she was beaten and cried by Zixia sister...

The Jade Emperor leaned against Qin Yi, and couldn't help sighing. Before Qin Yi was not paying attention, he leaned his head on Qin Yi's shoulder, and the color of memories appeared on his old face.

"Hey, General Qin, the Heavenly Court has suffered such a great disaster. I have mixed feelings in my heart, and I can't help but think of the good old days~"

Immediately Qin Yi looked at Qin Yi and said with a smile: "General Qin, do you remember the summer of 80,000?"

Qin Yi frowned, "80,000? What the hell?"

The Jade Emperor continued to say with a longing look: "That summer seems to have a short love, 98k, 80,000, and windy! And also~ that summer, except for a little hot, I was quite happy... …That summer, it seemed to be the most beautiful summer recognized by the whole Internet...Huh~General Qin, why is your face black?"

Chapter 574 Qin Yi writes the list of the gods, the immortals return to the immortal household registration!

Unbearable, no need to bear!

As the strongest in Konoha Village, the Jade Emperor has challenged Qin Yi's "Dao of Forbearance".

"Boom!"

Qin Yi slammed the Jade Emperor to the ground with a shoulder-crossing, and the Jade Emperor disappeared.

"Qin~General Qin, why are you treating me like this?" The Jade Emperor patted his butt and looked at Qin Yi with a bitter expression.

Qin Yi rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Brother Jade Emperor, the top priority is now, isn't it because you want to solve the problem? Don't bully!"

"Oh, it's easy to say, General Qin, now that there is no aura in the world, and I and all the Aiqings have lost their celestial bodies, what can we do?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and sighed. As the lord of the heavens, he felt melancholy and guilty when he was unable to return to heaven in times of crisis.

Qin Yi smiled, stood up, and said forcefully, "Don't panic, all the fairy friends, there is no accident with me!"

The immortals raised their heads and looked at Qin Yi together, with hope in their eyes.

Often the appearance of General Qin at the most difficult moments can always turn the danger into a waste, just like an aunt's towel, full of security.

So this is also the reason why the heavenly immortals greedy Qin Yi's body regardless of men, women, young or old.

Qin Yi cleared his throat and said loudly: "Friends of immortals, although I haven't found a way to solve the aura problem, I have a way to restore your immortal status first and re-register your account."

After hearing this, all the immortals were very surprised, looked at each other and talked about it.

Qin Yi pressed down his palm to signal everyone to be quiet, and then took out a scroll from the phone.

The scroll opened, emitting a dazzling golden light, and the entire water curtain hole was shining.

Upon seeing this, the Jade Emperor covered his mouth and exclaimed, "This~ this is... the list of the gods!"

All the immortals were also shocked, sighed with emotion, and the atmosphere became active.Qin Yi smiled slightly and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, although I can't help you to ascend to the Heavenly Immortal Realm for the time being, we can get on the train and make up for the ticket. So I got the template for this list of gods. a bit."

Taibai Venus pretended to be Venus, and said excitedly: "General Qin is so wise, he can solve everyone's hukou problems if he does it. It's a wonderful dream-Heavenly Court Separation!"

Other fairy friends also praised Qin Yi one after another, and all kinds of beautiful words blew Qin Yi into the sky.

"Enough is enough, don't beat me up, everyone will line up in an organized and disciplined manner, and I will re-register for your immortal account!"

After Qin Yi finished speaking, the heavenly immortals lined up according to the "tall".

Seeing the orderly team, Qin Yi was relieved, and then shouted: "The sky does not give birth to Emperor Qin Xiu, the writing is like a long night..."

"Pen!"

The voice fell, and a 2B pencil appeared on Qin Yi's palm.

Then Qin Yi sat down, and Nezha was the first to walk in front of him. Qin Yi looked like an interrogator, asking Nezha’s personal information while filling in the list of gods...

"next!"

"Hello General Qin~"

"Name."

"He Xiangu."

"height."

"165."

"Education."

"Yaochi Institute of Technology-Master"

"Measures."

"General Qin~This..."

"Measures, hurry up, don't ink, there are still so many people waiting behind!"