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The bottle thief who ransacked eight stores in ten villages and caused panic among battery car owners in the city is the battery thief who used to "walk in the battery clusters and the locks do not touch the body"——

Someone Zhou!

Bai Zhantang was a little confused, "Di Qin, is this your acquaintance? Then the Weichen relieved him!"

"No, don't solve it!"

Qin Yi finally got over from the surprise, and then looked up and down at someone Zhou. Although the years left marks on the other person’s face, through the eyebrows, "You don’t see me, the car thief came from the sky and cleared it." The domineering temperament of "the battery is no longer returned" can still be confirmed that this person is someone Zhou!

"You~ are you really someone from Zhou?!" Qin Yi felt incredible, so he subconsciously asked again.

Although Zhou was tapped by Bai Zhantang’s chrysanthemum acupuncture, his body could not move, but his facial expressions could still be self-controlling, so he showed a wretched smile and said flatly: "I'm standing in front of you. ..."

"Like before!"

Someone Zhou's words made Qin Yi fall into memories.

Last summer, someone in Zhou had a strong evil thought for stealing the battery, and was valued by the ghost and supernatural beasts, and possessed it.

At the beginning, although Qin Yi had not yet become a generation of Xiu Emperor, he was also a summoner of Xingtian armor.

So Qin Yi clearly remembered that he was wearing Xingtian armor and holding the God of War Sword, killing the Nether Demon and Supernatural Beast in Zhou's body!

At the same time, Zhou was also sent to the relevant organization by Qin Yi for stealing the battery, and he was also awarded the honorary banner of "Being the Citizen"...

Everything is vividly visible, time flies, and more than half a year has passed.

Qin Yi frowned and said coldly: "It really is you, you have been released in advance!"

Someone Zhou looked up to the sky and screamed, and said leisurely: "The tram on both sides of the strait is missing, it must be Zhou who reappeared... That's right, I'm Zhou who is back, hahaha!"

Chapter 597The princes and generals would rather have a battery!

Qin Yi's eyes narrowed into a narrow slit.

Even if he couldn't move his body and fell into the hands of the justice vanguard, his brows would not be frowned, and he could laugh loudly and say these arrogant words.

This kind of madman is only his "King of Battery" Zhou!

"Zhou, you just stolen the battery when you were released, don't you have the slightest sense of shame and social responsibility?" Qin Yi was righteous, so angry.

Someone Zhou smiled evilly and said lazily: "Hehe~ A battery is faith. I don't like a battery car with less than 3,000 yuan!"

When Qin Yi heard this, he trembled with anger and reprimanded: "Presumptuous, this is a society under the rule of law, and you are not allowed to mess around. If you are short of money, find a decent job and go to work in peace?"

"Working?" When someone heard this, Zhou suddenly smiled arrogantly, "Hahaha~Working? Mr. Qin, you really laughed at him!"

"My Zhou is upright and upright. It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work in this life! I heard that there is a priority, and I specialize in bottle stealing. Yang Tian laughed and went out, and I was a worker? This is my Zhou. A certain life creed, princes and generals, would rather have a battery!"

Someone with lofty ambition, countless batteries are coming from the sky!

Crazy, there is a reason for madness, after all, in modern society, technology is king!

Qin Yi was so dizzy and enthusiastic about what someone Zhou said. He wanted to turn the other party's chair, and then, like Teacher Wang Feng, asked "What is your dream!"

Moreover, Zhou is a compelling person, which makes Qin Yi easily resonate.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Conan reminded him, "Emperor Qin, don't be confused by his coercion. Anyway, he stole the battery and cast your grandma's battery!"

Qin Yi woke up instantly, with anger reappeared on his face, grabbed someone Zhou by the collar, and said viciously: "Smelly boy, are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals. I almost believed your evil! Even if I stole the battery, I stole it on my grandmother's head, then this thing will not end!

Someone Zhou shook his head and smiled, and whispered: "Others laughed at me as crazy, and I laughed at others not having this bottle. Mr. Qin, do you think I stole the battery for money?"

"Then you are wrong. I told you at the beginning that what Zhou had stolen was not the battery, but the faith that remains unchanged in this life. All the batteries I stole, I put them under the seat of the owner’s battery car. The soft sister coin is enough for them to change into a new battery."

After Qin Yi heard this, he was dumbfounded, and said in surprise: "My dear, you stole someone's battery and gave them money, what honey operation?!"

Zhou laughed, and then explained: "Mr. Qin, the money is left so that car owners can buy new batteries. In this way, I can continue to steal their new batteries. Then I will use the money from the stolen batteries, Leave it to them for them to buy a new battery... Mr. Qin, you are a college student. I think you should understand the principle of perpetual motion. In this way, the owner of the car will not lose, and my skill is also useful and in Between stealing bottles, realizing the self-worth of life, as the saying goes, win-win!"

"Fuck!"

Qin Xiudi, Bai Zhantang and Conan, the three said in unison.

The oriental culture is broad and profound, and the word "fuck" is everywhere!

Cao reads four times, expressing anger!

Cao read four tones, exclaimed!

Cao read it, showing contempt!

Cao reads the second tone, expressing doubt!

Cao read softly, the table is frightened!

I read it softly, and cao read it four times, which means "the old iron is fine"!

Qin Yi's jaw dropped. Zhou's "perpetual motion logic" and "win-win theory" are full of philosophical meaning.This made Qin Yi couldn't help thinking of Professor Jingze, the discoverer of the "True Fragrance Law"!

But Qin Yi shook his head and immediately calmed down. He smiled disdainfully and said, "No matter how you quibble, you are a bottle thief. Those words just now are even more of a robber logic. You are brought to justice, the vicissitudes of life are righteous!"

But at this moment, Bai Zhantang's acupoint-pointing effect just disappeared, and Zhou suddenly regained his ability to act!

Qin Yi didn't expect it, but Zhou was quick with eyesight, picked up the battery on the ground and smashed it towards Qin Yi.

"bass!"

A thunderbolt swept across the sky, and a forty-meter-long sword came out across the air.

"Thunder Half Moon Slash!"

The knife disappeared, the battery was broken, and the years were wasted!

Bai Zhantang smiled bitterly and said, "Di Qin, use a sledgehammer to kill the chicken!"

Qin Yi looked up and saw that someone Zhou took the opportunity to escape to the corridor of the rooftop.

"Hahaha, Mr. Qin, I, Mr. Zhou, will take the first step. If it is destined, I will see you again, Goodbye!"

Zhou was very excited because he had already reached the entrance of the corridor, thinking that he could escape Qin Yi's palm.

Suddenly, the most touching episode of "Detective Conan" sounded!

As the owner of BGM, Conan-kun reflected the look of Kudo Shinichi in his eyes.

Conan pressed the switch on his waist, and a football popped out of the black technology belt given by Dr. A Li.

Then Conan squatted, pressed the button on the black technology sneakers, then charged up and kicked out!

"Wow!"

With a heavy kick, like Messi and Ronaldo, the football drew a beautiful arc in the air, like a meteor!

Suddenly, with only a bang, the football was embedded in Zhou's back.

"Puff~"

Someone Zhou squirted a sip of salt soda, rolled his eyes, and fell a dog to eat shit. Then he couldn't climb anymore, lost his mobility again, and passed out into a coma.

"Mr Conan, dry brewing!"

"Excuse me to Emperor Qin, don't be 6."

Pretending to be forced is a kind of cultivation, and it is also a required course for entering the Tianqin Empire.

Qin Yi and the three went to Zhou who was in a coma, Bai Zhantang went to take a breath test, and then said: "Emperor Qin, it's just a normal coma. What do we do with him? Call the police directly?"

Conan smiled and looked at Qin Yi, "Emperor Qin, Weichen has a proposal."

"Kun Conan, but said it's okay."

"Di Qin, I think someone is also a talent this week. Among the bottle thieves, he is the most attractive. Didn't you say that there is a shortage of manpower on the Avengers? Why don't you recruit this guy. A little special training, I should be able to become an excellent [Battery Man]!"

Bai Zhantang shook his head, and then expressed his own opinion: "Mr Conan, I feel that instead of training him to become a battery man, it is better to train him to become a tomb raider! With the increase in level, he can be transferred to the post of Jin Jinjun and Taoist priest , General Faqiu, or Xiling Lishi, going down to the tomb and handing over to the country is considered a contribution to society!"

Qin Yi smiled awkwardly after listening to the two men's proposal, "Uh~ Two Aiqing, have you seen too many Marvel movies and Tomb Raiders..."

"Find my grandmother's battery first!!!"

Chapter 598 The battery man is served by virtue, Qin Xiuer appointed the bottle guard!

"Di Qin, if we want to find your grandma's battery, we have to wake this guy up first!" Bai Zhantang said.

Conan agreed: "The minister agrees, it's best to wake him up with urine!"

"Then let me come!" Bai Zhantang began to untie his belt.

Conan blocked it and said, "If you have diabetes, you can't let him eat a little bit of sweetness, let me come!"

Bai Zhantang shook his head and sighed: "Mr. Conan, you are peeing for a boy. There is no internal smell. How can you wake up others?"

Seeing the two vying for one another, Qin Yi had a black line and said angrily: "Are you two demons... I have urinary stones, let me wake him up!"

Soon, someone Zhou seemed to have a hail dream and soon woke up.

Seeing that he was surrounded by Qin Yi's trio again, he completely lost his resistance, so he was limp in the corner.

"Skills are not as good as humans, so I'm willing to go down and kill or slash, just listen to it!"

Even if he was caught by a sealed chicken, Zhou did not frown, showing that his heart was higher than the sky and he was rebellious.

Qin Yi sneered, "Boy, if you are capable, you can run again. Believe it or not, I will call the police and let you eat free meals for a few more years!"

Zhou was still arrogant and laughed and said: "Hahaha, Mr. Qin, that really fulfilled my intentions, the feeling inside, alas, it's much better outside! Everyone inside is talented, and they speak nicely..."

Qin Yi's face was clouded with clouds, and he couldn't help but want to hit someone.

But after another thought, violence is not the solution to the problem after all.

So Qin Yi took out the big bricks of "convincing people with virtue".

The old man once said: Only by intimidating people with bricks can we convince people with virtue!

No matter how arrogant Zhou was, he was a mortal after all, so when he saw the word "Germany" on the brick, his eyes suddenly appeared frightened, and then the whole person's rebellious temperament dropped sharply.

At this time Qin Yi asked again: "Zhou, you know you are wrong!"

"Mr. Qin, I~ I was wrong..." Zhou lowered his noble head.

Zhou's original unruly coercion, as well as the arrogant disposition of "Looking up to the sky and laughing and going out, how can we beat workers" has been smoothed out by the big bricks of moral convincing.

People always bow their heads to compromise with Xiu'er, this is the eternal truth.

"Do you regret doing so many wrong things?" Qin Yi asked again.

Someone Zhou nodded, his delicate face showed repentance, and said sincerely: "Regret is very regretful. Mr. Qin, the battery is not wrong, the fault is me, I am greedy for the body of the battery, I will..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it anymore, you can make corrections if you know your mistakes, it's great."

Qin Yi did not deliberately make things difficult for someone in Zhou, after all, they are not some vicious Jiangyang robbers.

But having said that, although Zhou is an ordinary man, he can actually fly like a man in the martial arts!

And let me ask ordinary people, who can carry a sack of batteries and run like the wind?

You know, there are hundreds of batteries in the sack, even if Tyson comes, it's hard to beat.

Therefore, Qin Yi has embraced Zhou's physique.

After pondering for a while, Qin Yi's mind flashed, "Right, it should be due to sequelae... You will know after a test!"

Then, Qin Yi took out the Xingtian armor summoner.

"Didi!" The summoner issued a rapid alarm.

"Sure enough..." Qin Yi showed a smile that had seen everything through.

Although Zhou is an ordinary man, he was possessed by Nether Demon last summer.

At that time, Qin Yi was incarnate as a warrior in Xingtian armor and arrested the Nether Demon and the seal in his body.

However, there should be some Nether Demon energy remaining in Zhou's body, so he became amazed by his bones, became a martial arts wizard, and his body was different from ordinary people!

In layman's terms, this is the sequelae of being possessed by Nether Demon. It is similar to the U.S. team being injected with the serum of super soldiers, and their physical fitness is greatly improved.

After Qin Yi thought of the US team, he had inspiration, a whim, smiled and said, "Someone Zhou, now you have a chance to reform, do you want it or not?"