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While lamenting Qiao Biluo's profound skills, Qin Yi and Xiao Tuantuan also have to accept some small punishments.

Because PK failed, he had to accept the challenge raised by netizens. Qin Yi looked at the barrage:

"Let Xiao Tuantuan challenge the standard Mandarin that speaks a hundred consecutive words..."

The corners of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, "This man is too much~"

In the end, Qin Yi accepted the new challenge instead of Xiao Tuan Tuan. The screen was cut into three screens. Three Qin Yi were lined up in a row with three Qin Yi. You are too beautiful. The host of the main version of Shadow Stream’s hot dance is arranged. The popularity of the live broadcast room is soaring on a rocket!

At the end of the dance, Qin Yi sat down and panted heavily, resting his head on Xiao Tuantuan's shoulder, and was bombarded by many netizens.

At this time, His Royal Highness Qiao Biluo said: "Miss Tuantuan, this is my first PK. I don't know how to play. What do you think about it~"

Xiao Tuantuan pouted, thinking, "We play, we play..."

Suddenly at this time, the GIF on His Highness Qiao Biluo's head disappeared!

A watermelon face that seemed to have been soaked in soy sauce was exposed on the screen!

Where is the arsonist among the people?This TM is the 58-year-old vegetable market lady!

Qin Yi saw that his pupils suddenly tightened, and a mouthful of salt soda sprayed onto the screen.

Xiao Tuantuan was also dumbfounded, his mouth trembled, "Let's play~ Then we play..."

Qiao Biluo did not realize that there was a problem with the live broadcast software at this time, and still said in a magnetic loli voice: "Actually I can sing, let's play singing..."

But at this time, a wave of "truth" has already emerged in the barrage area.

Qiao Biluo read one of the barrage, "Why Xiao Tuantuan dare not speak when seeing your head..."

Qiao Biluo smiled faintly, "My head is Connor sauce... Talking about Tuantuan, what are we playing?"

Xiao Tuan Tuan is still in a daze, hesitated, "Let's play... Let's play... Let's play Shaking shoulders."

Qiao Biluo looked back and smiled Bai Meisheng, "Shaking his shoulders? Will my xiong tremble? I'm 36D, will it be very emotional when shaking~"

Qin Yi's face was pale and his mouth cramped, "Three ~ thirty-six D? Is this a monster with three heads and six arms..."

Xiao Tuantuan can only make a strong face and smile, "No, no, just shake it lightly."

Qiao Biluo suddenly started to laugh, and the laughter went up and down, "Okay, okay, netizens must want to see me shaking my shoulders, I guess the super tube is on the way, then I'll be lighter, roar! "

Xiao Tuantuan couldn't stand it, so she covered her mouth and adopted a tactic to lean back.

Chapter 67 I'm a good-looking anchor, it takes more than 100,000 subscriptions to reveal

Qiao Biluo still smiled, "Actually, I am a CV, and I will play Loli and Zhengtai, so let me sing a song for everyone... Let me bring you "Little Chess Boy"..."

After a high song, Qin Yi had already started to foam at the mouth, lying on Xiao Tuantuan's thighs and twitching violently.

Xiao Tuantuan is also going crazy, can only barely squeeze a smile, and bluntly search for new topics, "Why is your avatar like Jiangzi?"

Qiao Biluo was calm and breezy, "Because I put a sticker on it...I can't show my face, I have to subscribe over 100,000 to show it (inject my soul)."

The small group of teeth clenched, speechless, and could only rely on the barrage guard in the live broadcast room to barely sit still.

However, Qiao Biluo still went his own way, and righteously said: "I was originally a good-looking anchor (injecting soul*2), roar roar..."

Xiao Tuantuan tactically stroked his hair, and asked curiously: "You ~ how do you make this avatar?"

"This is just for you to post a GIF and put it on your interface."

The live broadcast is maintained awkwardly...

Qin Yi couldn't hold on anymore, and said, "Mom sells the appraisal~ I'm cracked!"

But it didn't take long for Qiao Biluo himself to finally discover the problem and decisively download it. However, the live broadcast of the live broadcast of Grandma Qiao Biluo and Xiao Tuantuan Euphorbia's combination was quickly spread to all major platforms and spread across the country!

Seeing His Highness Qiao Biluo's list hurled out of the live broadcast room, and bought a standing ticket overnight, Qin Yi really felt sorry and distressed for that man...

After the live broadcast, Xiao Tuantuan laughed so loudly, "Hahaha~ Yan value anchor~ Hahaha~ It takes more than one hundred thousand subscriptions to show up~ Hahaha..."

Qin Yi rolled his eyes. He couldn't laugh at all now, because Qiao Biluo's voice and smile kept echoing in his mind.

Xiao Tuantuan couldn't stop laughing, Qin Yi was too lazy to pay attention to her, it was getting late, and he planned to go home.

But I was held back by the small group, saying that he was in a good mood and wanted to drink and celebrate!

Qin Yi originally refused to drink, but Xiao Tuantuan cried and made trouble three times and hanged himself. In desperation, Qin Yi had no choice but to accompany Xiao Tuantuan to talk about the wine.

One hour later, Qin Yi was also a little drunk, and the two hugged again.

Knowing that he was chaotic after drinking, Qin Yi also drank two consecutive bottles of whiskey. His wolfish ambition is a lesson from heaven and earth!

Oh, man!

With Jiu Jin, Qin Yi pushed Tuantuan on the bed again, rolling the sheets seemed to be nailed, but suddenly, a dark shadow appeared on the window, and Qin Yi immediately fell under the bed in fright!

Qin Yi hurriedly got up, then tidying up the messy shirt with a flustered expression on his face.

Nightingale sat on the windowsill with her arms folded, looking at Qin Yi coldly, and stretched out her hand with a Durex in her palm.

In this scene, the familiar Yan returns!

"Nightingale, I~ Actually I..."

"No need to explain, I will give you two choices, either you continue, or you can put my pants on and get out!"

The old flushed Qin Yi quickly put on his pants.

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At 12:30 in the evening, Qin Yi followed Nightingale back to the villa.

Opening the door, Qin Yi saw that the food on the dining table was sealed with a heat-preserving cover, while Li Xinyan was lying on the table, already asleep...

Seeing this scene, Qin Yi was very ashamed in his heart. He obviously had a good wife, but he was still outside.

Nightingale glared at Qin Yi. Because she was a little guilty of Li Xinyan, she had the following consciousness to protect Li Xinyan, so she coldly said: "Qin Yi, I hope to be clear who is your girlfriend."

After speaking, Nightingale returned to the room.

Qin Yi let out a foul breath, came to Li Xinyan's side, and gently touched Li Xinyan's face.

Li Xinyan woke up and saw Qin Yi's eyes full of joy, "You are finally back... the food is cold, I will warm it up for you again!"

Qin Yi directly hugged Li Xinyan in his arms.

"Yi~Why are you...uuuuu!"

Qin Yi kissed Li Xinyan on the lips without any muddle, and then hugged him into the bedroom.

Because Li Xinyan came to her aunt in the past few days, Qin Yi simply hugged Li Xinyan to sleep. After waking up the next day, the beauty in his arms was gone.

With his messy hair, Qin Yi came to the living room. Nightingale had changed her previous dress. She actually put on a professional hip skirt, matching stockings and stiletto heels, and decorated with gold glasses. The hostility on her body was completely hidden. Exuding intellectual beauty.

"Are you engaged in the forest?" Qin Yi squatted on the ground and stared at Nightingale's short skirt. When you stared at the abyss, the abyss was staring at you.

Nightingale opened the mouth and said, "I have applied for a lecturer in archaeology in the History Department of Jiangcheng College of Literature, and I will start working today."

Qin Yi couldn't smile, "A killer is a teacher, tut~ But in the area of ​​archaeology, you should be more authoritative than an expert..."

"By the way, where is Yanyan?" Qin Yi said again.

Nightingale replied: "She said she went to Longfeng Gallery, and today there is an exhibition of her paintings."

"My family Yanyan is going to open a painting exhibition?" Qin Yi felt happy. Lovers are always happy for each other's joy.

"Haha~ I am indifferent to my girlfriend's life and career, and engage in ambiguous live broadcasts with other women every day, scumbag!"

After leaving a word, Nightingale left the villa.

Qin Yi was very depressed, frowning, "Damn, why am I a scumbag? I didn't let the tin foil get hot, nor let you drink more hot water!"

Turn on the phone and return the flip phone to Shura Armor. Shura Armor said that the children's ballads are very good, and I hope Qin Yi can add a song to him.

Qin Yi was too lazy to deal with each other, so he entered the various groups of water for a while, and after a while, the phone ringing suddenly rang.

"Hey, President Qin, the animals you want have been transported to you. I'm in the zoo now, so please come over and check them."

"I'll go so fast!"

Ferrari was racing through the busy streets, and Qin Yi, who controlled the steering wheel with one hand, is now slowly becoming close to one billion.

When I came to the zoo and completed the transaction with the client, at 12 noon, everything in the park was ready, and Qin Yi released the news of the opening of the zoo.

After that, Qin Yi came to the circus in the center of the park. The core members stood in a square team. Under the training of Brother Flathead, the beer belly of the six-eared macaque disappeared and the baby fat on the face of Yutu's sister disappeared. The Iron Eater Society The panda's playfulness and cuteness...

Qin Yi was relieved, and then said, "Everyone, starting from today, you have to show 100% sincerity to please tourists. Tourists are your grandfather and my dad, understand?"

"understood!"

With a smile on his face, Qin Yi waved to everyone, "You have worked hard, comrades!"

"Great service to the messenger, no hard work!"

Qin Yi nodded in satisfaction, planning to find a publishing house tomorrow, the title of the book is "Brainwashing is an art."

With the lesson of opening a noodle restaurant this time, Qin Yi knew the importance of propaganda methods, so he called and invited the small group to come over and start a live video broadcast with himself in the circus.

Chapter 68 Dominates the hot search list, the zoo opens hot

When Xiao Tuan Tuan came, she was shocked by these "sacred beasts", but soon it was no surprise, and Qin Yi reunited with Qin Yi to start the live broadcast of the zoo party!

Because of yesterday’s "Qiao Biluo" incident, Qin Yi and Xiao Tuantuan are still in the top three positions of the bib hot search list. The first and second places are "58-year-old Grandma Qiao Biluo" and "Distressed List One" respectively.

With the traffic of Xiao Tuantuan and the popularity of Qiao Biluo, Qin Yi TM is a pig standing in the air, taking off as soon as the broadcast starts, and the number of online viewers reaches tens of millions.

And enthusiastic netizens almost all asked in the barrage, asking Xiao Tuantuan what they thought of the live broadcast with Qiao Biluo last night, almost forcing Xiao Tuantuan to write "Qiao Biluo's Aftermath of the Car Rollover".

And Qin Yi didn't forget his mission. After saying a few words to prevaricate the group of friends, he began to broadcast live show of the "sacred beasts"!

The netizens who entered the live broadcast room originally came to eat melons with the heat of Qiao Biluo, but soon discovered that the zoo is much more interesting than Qiao Biluo.

Because the monkeys here can't help but smoke and drink to burn their heads, and they can break boulders on their chests!

The rabbits here can jump into the Pure Land of Bliss and somersault!

The giant panda knows abacus and the old green cow knits sweaters. What's more terrifying is that the elephant can play DJ with his nose, DJ dance together, wear suspenders, and the handsome red-crowned crane can dribble the ball on the spot!

The flat-headed brother wearing sunglasses, standing on a high platform, his invincible loneliness made him the security captain of the circus...

The barrage in the live broadcast room changed color, and the three words Qiao Biluo quickly disappeared. Everyone was asking where this zoo is!

At the critical moment, Qin Yi used GIF to present the address on the live interface, paying tribute to His Royal Highness Qiao Biluo, and at the same time he also put out high-quality advertisements.

In the afternoon, the entrance of the zoo began to be overcrowded. It is no exaggeration to say that the line was lined up in two streets!

You know, a ticket is two hundred yuan, and people on these two streets can bring about one million yuan in revenue!

Qin Yi counted the money in the financial room and got cramps, but it was the favorites who performed in the circus.

I think that the six-eared macaque, who had a battle with Qi Dashengneng, was flicked at that part by tourists, cursing and crying.

Sister Yutu, who was lying in front of Fairy Chang'e every day and sleeping late, didn't know how many children were beating her.

The most pitiful is Chi You's mount panda, because after he performed abacus mental arithmetic, a bear boy threw a copy of "Summer Homework" to him!

"A swimming pool is equipped with an inlet pipe and a drain pipe. The water inlet pipe can fill the empty pool in 5 hours, and the drain pipe can drain the water in 7 hours. If the pool manager... !"

The giant panda became furious and tore off the "Summer Homework" directly. The child bear showed a treacherous smile and took out the text. If there is a god in the pen, he wrote the title of the composition-"The 72nd Reasons for Not Handing in Homework" ...

This is a true portrayal of the relationship between the boss and the worker!

Qin Yi is a contemporary Zhou peeling, exploiting cheap labor and earning sky-high profits, and everyone is angry!

so what?

He is the protagonist of the author's selection!

At this time, some people refuse to accept and ask questions, can the author's appointed protagonist do whatever he wants?

Qin Yi smiled slightly, "Sorry, the protagonist can do whatever he wants!"

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