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An hour later, Qiao Biluo's mood finally stabilized. Qin Yi handed him a box of Liuwei Dihuang Pills, and then bought a ticket online.

"Brother, remember, the anchors on the Internet can't believe them. After returning home, they will cultivate the land well to boost the rural GDP and contribute to the country!" Qin Yi reminded.

Qiao Biluo waved at everyone, "Thank you, thank you for enlightening me... Mr. Qin, I want to thank you especially for the ticket you bought me, but I still sleep hard."

"You're polite, I should do it." At this moment, Qin Yi was shining with humanitarianism.

After having a meal with the armor warrior team, Qin Yi returned to the villa.

"Yat!"

As soon as she entered the door, Li Xinyan plunged into Qin Yi's arms.

Qin Yi touched Li Xinyan's head lightly, "I'm fine, don't worry."

Nightingale looked at the two embraced, somewhat uncomfortable, "You two chat, I asked a friend to go out to play, not coming back today."

After Nightingale went out, Li Xinyan came out of Qin Yi's arms and patted her breast that had developed suddenly, "I was so scared just now, I thought we had an earthquake in Jiangcheng~"

"How come, Jiang Cheng is not in the volcanic earthquake zone."

"We are all fine." Li Xinyan smiled.

There were only two of them in the room. Under the dim light, Qin Yi looked at Li Xinyan's beautiful and delicate cheeks and couldn't help but slam Li Xinyan against the wall.

"You~ what are you doing!"

"Yeonyan, you seem to have grown up recently."

"I~I...I recently drank papaya soup."

"Although there is no earthquake, we can try the bed~shock~!" The scumbag Qin Yi went online, flushing Li Xinyan's face.

They hugged each other and rolled onto the Simmons bed in the bedroom without knowing it.

Soon, the depressed Qin Yi began to lift his pants, "I'm going, I almost forgot you came to Auntie!"

Li Xinyan is weak and weak: "I read it online, there is a saying called bloody fighting..."

Qin Yi smiled wryly, "Naughty!"

Because she was worried about harming Li Xinyan's body, Qin Yi got up and went to the kitchen to cook dinner.

So the two have been in love for more than three months, but the relationship has not developed further.

Late at night, Li Xinyan fell asleep in Qin Yi's arms. Qin Yi looked at the beautiful woman in her arms and opened the phone's browser...

Of course, Qin Yi does not open the colored website like you in front of the phone screen.

Looking at the headlines about the "beautiful young writer Li Xinyan" reports, Qin Yi's mouth rose unconsciously.

I have to say that those glamorous makeup photos and intensive pictures on the Internet... are really not as good as Li Xinyan, who has no makeup in her arms now.

"Ding~"

Qin Yi was taken aback, two months later, he was caught by Yan Wangye again.

Then Qin Yi opened the Yincao Difu Group.

Chapter 72 A one-day tour of the Yincao netherworld, three views collapse Qin Yi crazy!

[Group leader] King Yama: @, Brother Qin, are you free?Come and drop by in our prefecture~ (Three Lian Funny Expression Packs)

Qin Yi felt all hairy!

Angels: Lord Yan, you have something to say!I'm at least a mortal, okay, come to your Yin Cao Jifu to stop by?I'm afraid I'm crazy!

Heiwuchang: The messenger is big, last time you helped us catch the suspected ghost [Sadako], the king of Yan has set a meal, waiting for you!

Angels: Hehe, whoever loves to go, I don't go to such unlucky places anyway.

[Group leader] King Yama: Keke, I originally wanted to add 50 years of life to Brother Qin in the book of life and death. It seems that there is no chance...

After ten seconds of silence in the group.

Angels: @The king of Yama, let’s say yes first, I am not trying to figure out the fifty-year life, mainly because I really like dinner.

Professor Wang Jingze, a famous metaphysical materialist philosopher in China, said:

"In the world, some people can escape singles, some can avoid classes, but no one can escape the law of true fragrance."

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Qin Yi stood behind the ghost gate, holding his arms trembling.

Surrounded by skeletons braving wildfires, it is extremely gloomy!

Soon, Niu Tau and Ma Mian came to Qin Yi.

Bull Head: "The messenger is big, you are finally here, please~"

Qin Yi followed Niu Tau and Ma Mian through the corridor and came to the Palace of the King of Hades.

"Fuck!" Qin Yi was stunned by the sight in front of him.

Where is the Temple of the King, this is the midnight food stall!

The Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva was standing next to the barbecue grill, and he smiled when he saw Qin Yi, his mouth was the root of all evil, "Here is my brother!"

The black and white impermanence are making hand-made ramen noodles.

The King Yama also got up from his seat and waved to Qin Yi, "Brother Qin, come, come, sit!"

Qin Yi sat down, the Sichuan hot pot was already set up on the table, and the bottom of the pot was still a mandarin duck!

"Brother Qin, do you drink white or beer?" King Yama smiled.

Qin Yi shook his head and said sternly: "Drink orange juice, I came by car."

Jiang Xiaobai, who the King Yama forcibly poured a sip for Qin Yi, "It's all men, it's boring not to drink!"

Qin Yi exclaimed, "Oh hello, Brother Yan Wang, I said that if you come by car, you don't drink a car. If you don't drink a car, you will be punished for driving!"

King Yama smiled and said, "Brother Qin, you can drink it without worry, our prefecture has a driver."

Qin Yi's face cramped, his painting style was about to collapse, and he smiled bitterly: "Brother Yan Wang, are you still the Yin Cao Jifu here? How did you start scientific and technological civilization?!!!"

King Yama squeezed his beard and smiled, "My brother Qin, the times are developing, society is progressing, science and technology are the primary productive forces!"

"Puff~"

Qin Yi spit out a sip of wine with a dumbfounded look, "I wiped it, is this your line? You got the wrong script, right!!!"

But Qin Yi saw too many ridiculous things, and soon became numb, pushing the cup for a change with everyone, arguing.

Qin Yi is like Columbus, discovering the new world!

Before he could not think that the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva could mix with white beer, Zhong Kui was a master of werewolf killing and flying chess, Tautomamian would "five chiefs six six six", and he was addicted to smoking and vomiting Fancy smoke ring...

Anyway, Qin Yi's worldview collapsed not once or twice, so he put down the three views and cheered everyone up.

When Wu Ping Jiang Xiaobai lowered his stomach, Qin Yi hugged Yama King and started talking, sometimes lamenting the great pressure in big cities, saying that housing prices are high and pork is expensive...

At this time, an old woman came to Qin Yi carrying a teapot, "The messenger is big, wake up the bar with a cup of tea."

"Okay~ Thank you, old woman."

Qin Yi picked up the tea cup and asked while drinking, "Old woman, what is your name?"

"Meng Po."

"Puff~~~"

Qin Yi spit out, most of the wine sobered up!

King Yama patted Qin Yi on the shoulder and laughed: "Hahaha, brother Qin don't be nervous. This is the best Biluochun. Last time there was a gift given by a corrupt official who was in the pan, not Mengpo soup."

Qin Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and then changed the subject, "Brother Yan Wang, if you called me for dinner this time, what's the matter?"

King Yama became serious, "Don't tell the truth, Brother Qin, didn't I escape from here some time ago, a few ghosts, if you meet in the world, can you help me catch them back?"

Qin Yi smiled, "That's it, no problem, as long as I run into it, I will definitely arrest them!"

"Hehe, Brother Qin is just so happy... Brother Zhong Kui, bring my life and death book!"

Qin Yi became energetic when he heard that life was weak.

It records the longevity of all mortals in the sun.

But when Zhong Kui handed an iPad tablet to King Yama, Qin Yi's worldview collapsed again!

King Yama looked at Qin Yi who was dumbfounded, and smiled shyly, "Hey, the paper version of the life and death book was ripped... or the electronic version is better, backing up the cloud or storing the hard disk, mother no longer has to worry The data is lost!"

Qin Yi looked at the Excel spreadsheet version of the life and death book, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He felt that he was not far from being insane...

Then, King Yama found Qin Yi's name in the book of life and death, tapped the keyboard with both hands flexibly, giving Qin Yi fifty years of life.

However, when Yama quit the Excel spreadsheet, the two apps of Meituan Takeaway and Ctrip Travel on the main interface of the iPad challenged Qin Yi's three views again!

"Shentemo Ctrip Travel! How about a day trip on the bridge, or seven days of fun on Huangquan Road? Ahhhhhhh..." Qin Yi clutched his head, collapsed, lying motionless on the table.

Then King Yama gave Qin Yi another stout brush.

[Judge's Pen]: A must-have ghost hunter for home travel!

"Brother Qin, when the time comes to catch ghosts, this should be enough."

After receiving the judge's pen, Qin Yi stood up, "Brother Yan Wang, it's getting late, I should go back."

"Okay, I'll find a substitute driver for you."

Finally, Zhong Kui drove the Ferrari, crossed the Guimen Pass, crossed Huangquan Road and Naihe Bridge, and sent Qin Yi to the gate of Fengdu City.

"Envoy Qin, come play again next time." Zhong Kui smiled towards Qin Yi.

Qin Yi gave a wry smile and waved his hand.

Fengducheng is separated from yin and yang.

So after leaving the capital city, Qin Yi returned to Yangjian.

Back at the villa, the drunk Qin Yi was noisy in his head and fell asleep on Li Xinyan, resting on Li Xinyan’s big breasts. That night, Qin Yi had a dream. He went to the supermarket and drank ten cups of milk. The challenge, but because of the large amount of milk, the challenge failed...

Woke up the next day, Qin Yi went to the living room and found that Li Xinyan had already cooked breakfast.

"Yi, I'm going to participate in the art fair today, so I won't eat it, and I'll leave." Li Xinyan kissed Qin Yi on the cheek and went out.

Qin Yi was the only one left in the room.

Qin Yi fell into deep thought, recalling what he had seen and heard in the Yin Cao Difu last night, Qin Yi, who was pale, finally dialed a call.

"Hello~ hello, this is the psychiatrist consultation center, how can I help you?"

"Doctor, there is one thing to say, I went to the Yincao Difu yesterday, did you know that Zhong Kui can play werewolf killing, he is a werewolf and I am a civilian, and I will not survive the next day in every round...and there is the Yan Wangye He actually used Meituan to take out and also registered as a Meituan member..."

...

"Sir, did you mean that you went to the Yin Cao Jifu last night?"

"Yes."

"And by car?"

"Yes, one-handed Ferrari."

...

"Sir, don't get excited, I will help you transfer to the psychiatric department of the municipal hospital."

Chapter 73: The Master of Human Epidermal Fouling——The Pollution King Qin Yi

In the end, Qin Yi did not accept the examination by the psychiatric department of the municipal hospital, because Qin Yi went to the liberal arts college to find Nightingale who was teaching the students.

After listening to Nightingale’s lethargic archeology class, Qin Yi's spirit became much more normal...

In the afternoon, the energetic Qin Yi came to the world's first instant noodle restaurant.