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Qin Yi grabbed Li Xinyan.

There is a saying that Li Xinyan's model is really easy to make other girls feel inferior.

Fairy Zixia walked onto the balcony, stomped her feet, and flew into the sky as a purple light.

For Zixia, this is a terrible journey...

At the dining table, Qin Yi and Li Xinyan sat opposite each other.

"Yi, why do your friends like cosplay so much?"

"Uh... I knew it all over the world."

"By the way, that girl is pretty..."

"If you are not as beautiful as you, you are the most beautiful than anyone else."

Qin Yi's desire to survive made Li Xinyan nod in relief, and then murmured: "I know myself well, I can't compare that girl's appearance... But be honest, she is so small!"

Qin Yi took a deep breath and pursed his mouth, his expression was awe-inspiring, and he said inwardly: "Sure enough, women are born to love comparison..."

At night, Qin Yi put his arm around Li Xinyan who was asleep with one hand, and played with a mobile phone with one hand.

Suddenly, Qin Yi, who was not sleepy, felt a little bored, after all, Ye Lan was quiet.

"It's been a long time since I went to the small website, open it!"

With little excitement, Qin Yi opened the browser and selected the favorite websites in the past from the historical favorites.

"Wait, why doesn't it feel right... Fuck, I have a girlfriend!!!"

Qin Yi suddenly reacted, holding a real girlfriend in his arms and looking at a fart website!

Just a few days ago, Li Xinyan's aunt left, Qin Yi threw the phone away without saying a word.

"Ding~"

The phone rang, Qin Yi sighed and planned to ignore it, but the phone dinged again!

"Made, who is going to bother me!"

Qin Yi picked up the phone angrily.

Yue Lao: Envoy Qin, it's not good, Fairy Zixia and Fairy Chang'e are quarreling in the Palace of the Heavens!

Yue Lao: Oh my god, start pulling each other's hair!

"Wori, it really doesn't make people worry!"

Qin Yi could only put on the pants he had just taken off, and a carp jumped out of the bed...

Stepping on the Hot Wheels and rushing from the South Tianmen to the High Peak Palace, Qin Yi saw all the gods present, while Fairy Zixia and Fairy Chang'e were facing each other above the hall.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were sitting on the throne, one was eating melon seeds and the other was eating watermelon, apparently watching a show.

Seeing Qin Yi coming, the Jade Emperor hurriedly put down the watermelon in his hand and said, "He who is an angel, you are here!"

Zixia and Chang'e snorted to each other and turned their heads to one side.

The Jade Emperor looked at Qin Yi and smiled, "The angelic person, Yue Lao told me that there is a red line between you and Zixia, and Zixia is looking for me to propose marriage, so I betrothed you to Zixia as a homecoming Son-in-law, do you have any objections?"

"Puff~"

Qin Yi squirted out a sip of salt soda, "Come on, son-in-law? How about playing?"

"Jade Emperor, I have objections!" Chang'e stepped forward.

"There is a red line between people, it's useless if you have objections!" The Jade Emperor glared at Chang'e.

You know, the Jade Emperor always liked Chang'e in his early years, so he couldn't wait for Zixia and Qin Yi to get married quickly.

But Chang'e sneered and said: "What age is it, and I still believe in the red line... Queen Mother, I have something in my hand that proves marriage better than the red line!"

When the queen mother heard this, she couldn't help smiling. Naturally, her suggestion was that Qin Yi and Chang'e were together, so that the Jade Emperor would give up her heart, "Fairy Chang'e, come quickly!"

Then Chang'e took out her mobile phone and said to her!

"Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, dear friends, this is my circle of friends, and every one of my circle of friends has Qin Yi's comments and likes!

Does she have Zixia?

In just a few months, my messenger brother and I have had thousands of visits to each other's space, and over a hundred messages!

Does she have Zixia?

During the period, we also gave each other more than ten QQ shows. Just the day before yesterday, Qin Yi also gave me an annual yellow diamond membership!

Does she have Zixia?

This is a private chat interface. I chatted with the messenger brother for one hundred days, and got the love wheel logo!

Does she have Zixia?

Finally, I want to say that the system shows that the account intimacy index of my brother and me is 99!

Does she have Zixia?"

Chang'e's words shook the world and wept ghosts and gods. All the gods turned their backs and began to support Fairy Chang'e!

Zixia was half to death with anger, trembling all over, speechless.

Chang'e sneered, looked at the Queen Mother, righteously said:

"The Queen Mother, in summary, true love is not driven by a red thread, it is destined!

Instead, start by liking and commenting on each other, chatting late at night, talking about each other, and including him or her as the only special concern!"

When the Queen Mother heard this, her tears were dimly moved, "Okay!"

The Queen Mother raised her hands and applauded Chang'e's impassioned "On Love".

All the gods also burst into tears and applauded Chang'e, which reminded them of the days when they were running against the sunset on the grassland for that beautiful love and the time when they were frugal and charged Q coins for him or her. ...

The Jade Emperor slapped the table angrily, "Chang'e, you are fooling around, the red line of Yue Lao is the true meaning of love, how can you profanity!"

The Queen Mother also slapped the table angrily, retorting: "Jade Emperor, what age is it? In this new era that emphasizes informatization and science and technology, we cannot be complacent!

What big data presents is true love. The intimacy of the accounts of the angels and Chang'e Fairy are both 99. What is this not love?

In short, I support free love and return to my heaven a piece of bliss!"

As soon as the Queen Mother’s voice fell, Mo Lihai, one of the four heavenly kings, immediately played a blissful "Blessed Land" with a jasper pipa...

The argument between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother was obviously for their own benefit.

Qin Yi couldn't laugh or cry, but he was helpless.

Afterwards, Chang'e looked at the angry Zixia with contempt, and said lightly: "Thousands of years of Taoism, still want to fight with me!"

"Fox, you are shameless!" Zixia wanted to draw her sword.

Just as the atmosphere was tense, the seriously injured Second General Hem Ha suddenly boarded the High Heaven Palace.

"Jade Emperor, it's not good, the big thing is not good!"

Chapter 85: Heavenly Court Crisis, Qin Yi Stands Up

Jade Emperor frowned, "What happened?"

The second general Humha said in unison, "The Golden Winged Dapeng Eagle has hit the South Gate!"

"What?!" The Queen Mother was scared to Huarong.

All the gods couldn't help but shudder.

Qin Yi was stunned, "I wipe it! Isn't the Golden Winged Great Peng Sculpture a relative of the Tathagata Buddha! Wuri, I can't afford it..."

The strength of the Golden Winged Dapeng Eagle is immeasurable. In Journey to the West, Monkey King can't beat it, so he can only invite the Buddha to surrender!

"Report~"

At this time, the bloodshed clairvoyance and downwind ears rushed to the Lingxiao Palace again, "Jade Emperor, the Golden Winged Great Peng Sculpture is unstoppable, and we have already damaged a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers!"

The Jade Emperor was shocked, "This~this..."

"The King of Tota Li Jing is willing to lead his troops to Nantianmen to catch the Golden Winged Great Peng Eagle!"

As soon as Li Jing spoke, other generals also took the initiative to invite Ying.

Anyone who could fight in the heavens hurried to the Nantian Gate.

Qin Yi felt that things were not going well, the immortals and demons fought, it was important for him to save his life as a mortal.

"Mother Jade Emperor, my mother called me to go home for dinner and talk back!"

Qin Yi ran away, but as soon as he ran to the gate of Lingxiao Hall, more than a dozen figures smashed at Qin Yi.

"I'm good!"

Qin Yi stepped on the Hot Wheels filled with No. 92 gasoline, relying on flexible walking to avoid.

"Puff and puff..."

More than a dozen immortals fell on the high palace, among them were the barefooted immortal with a blue nose and swollen face, Tota Li Tianwang with a protruding waist disc, Lei Zhenzi who was bleeding from seven orifices, and Erlang Shen who fainted...

These are some of the best bosses in the heavenly court!

Then a man with golden wings, star-eyed and leopard-eyes walked into the Lingxiao Hall.

Tuan Fengyi Hundred Birds hide their heads, and Shuliclaws are frightened!

This is the Golden Winged Great Peng Eagle of Yuncheng 90,000!

Sun Dasheng is a giant in the industry that he can't help it!

Qin Yi was so scared that he quickly hid beside Fairy Chang'e, "Sister Chang'e, I'm afraid!"

"Hey, don't be afraid or not, sister hug."

Chang'e gently pressed Qin Yi's head in her arms, soothing her with a motherly tone.

Seeing this, Fairy Zixia gritted her teeth with anger.

"Dapeng Diao, presumptuous! This is the Palace of the High Heavens, not where you go wild!" The Jade Emperor roared.

The Golden Winged Dapeng Eagle smiled contemptuously, "Hahaha, Lao Er, the Jade Emperor, Feng Shui turns around, this king wants to sit on the supreme throne of Kowloon!"

"You~you are thinking about fart!" The Queen Mother was also angry, and Qin Yi straightened the hot waves directly.

A wicked smile appeared at the corner of the Golden Winged Dapeng Carving's mouth, "Just because of your mobs in the heavens, you want to stop me!"

"Guardian, escort!" Yudi shouted.

Tieguai Li stood up, "I did it with you!"

The Golden Winged Dapeng Eagle punched Tieguai Li's Tieguai Li's Tieguai Li and immediately fell to the ground.

"Poor, when you are still crutches, don't be embarrassed if you can't afford a prosthetic arm!"

"You~you...poof!" Tieguai Li fainted anxiously.

He Xiangu flew to the center of the main hall again, and sacrificed the exquisite pagoda that he bought from King Tota Li Tian.

"The king of heaven covers the tiger, the river monster in Pagoda Town!"

With a thought of the formula, the Linglong Tower suddenly became bigger, covering the Golden Winged Dapeng sculpture.

But in the next second, the pagoda exploded to pieces in an instant, and the Golden Winged Dapeng Eagle sneered, "He Xiangu, I am not targeting you, I mean everyone sitting here is rubbish!"

When all the immortals heard this, they immediately rallied and attacked, but in the hands of the Golden Winged Great Peng Eagle, they couldn't even go one round!

The Jade Emperor roared: "How about fighting to defeat the Buddha?!"

Taishang Laojun: "Back to the Jade Emperor, Sun Dasheng went on a business trip yesterday."

"Then go to the west and invite Tathagata Buddha (inject the soul)!"

"Emperor Huiyu, this weekend, the Buddha is off duty."

The situation became severe. Looking at the Heavenly Court's 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, none of them could stop the Golden Winged Great Peng Eagle. The Heavenly Court was in danger this time.

The Golden Winged Dapeng Carving walked towards the Jade Emperor, "Lao Jade Emperor, don’t you have one in heaven that can fight?!"